Any kinos about cool wine aunts?

Adorable. Every childless aunt is an absolute worthless bitch filled with spite for her siblings that actually settled down and got a life. They have nothing and no one.

But studies have also said that single childless men are less happy and live shorter lives than their married counterparts. I smell a conspiracy agenda here...

>Have cool aunt
>Think she is someone to look up to when I was young
>Now that I grew up she is a joke of a human being and realize why the entire family hates her

welp

How do you become happiness expert?

Shoshanna was the qtest

Oy vey goy, you bettah listen do da happiness expaht.

That's life for you. Fucking leeches.

have sex

Yeah, say women in their 20s and early 30s. Why don't they ask ACTUAL older feminists about just how satisfying it is?

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Your mom

>happiness expert
>picture from Lena Dunham's show
>article published in the Guardian

No bias here bruh

She always had the best aesthetic.

The thought of having a one night stand as a young stud with a cool wine aunt makes me diamond hard. The more cool wine aunts, the better. Too bad I don't have the looks nor the social skills to get laid though

>Lena Dunham
>A """woman"""

My moms older sister is 70 and never married or had kids and is extremely nice to be around. My mother has 6 kids and is married for over 30 years and is a miserable bitch.

What’s wrong with her?

Have no husband, no children, and own at least a dozen cats.

>Happiness expert

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I love when women are tricked into going against their biological prerogative. Worthless cunts

You got a shitty mother and your aunt is miserable inside with her only happiness coming from seeing your smiling face.

>happiness expert

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Whats the male version of cool wine aunt?

A loser. We guys simply get told to our face what we are if we fail to live up to expectations.

weird alcoholic uncle

A weirdo

gamer

a fucking loser t b h

wasn't there some french feminism from back in the day when they were actually burning bras who said her "empowered" life really didn't turn out the way she imagined and it was not worth it?

>Too bad I don't have the looks
Go to Gym and Get /fit/. Read the sticky
>nor the social skills to get laid though
Go to your local bar (start with dive bars where everything is insanely casual) and learn how to talk to people

Unless you legitimately are hideous (and I mean deformed) or have legit autism you have no excuse. Most people start off socially awkward, they learn through experience how to communicate. Cool wine aunts are the easiest to pick up just so you know.

Men that collect funko pops

I have an uncle in his 60s who never married or had kids and everyone loves him. He's rich as fuck. He owns a damn helicopter. He's a local politician. I always thought he was so cool when I was a kid back in the 90s because he had flashy expensive cars and would always bring us sweets and toys whenever he came to visit.

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>we may have suspected it already
This is another fucking jewish trick for white women to not have children, because they're not race mixing enough.

Not really, if you're a succesful CEO nobody would give a flying fuck if you have kids and a wife or not.

Honestly, with men it comes more down to what ELSE have you accomplished in your life. Whether you're married or have kids is not the only measuring stick.