Genie, I wish to be the Sultan! Woman should be seen, not heard!

Did he turn into a giant cobra?

>Woman should be seen, not heard

Women need to be covered up

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So wishing to be sultan just gives you a cool hat, and nothing else.

Wishing to be a prince gets you a change of clothes.

what are your three wishes user?

they're all ugly like all middle easterners

He looks like proper sultan from a famous house like Ottoman or Mughal rather than some reptilian vizier.

Damn I want those shoes

i wish there was a scene where jafar controlled jasmine

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No

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Correction: women should be NEITHER seen NOR heard

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That's reserved for fallen Atlantean lords

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Women can't be controlled.

Does she show tummy at anypoint or naw?

Those Gunpowder Empires were something else, fuckin'ell.

Wishing to be a Prince also got Aladdin an entourage and everyone recognized him as a Prince.
Wishing to be Sultan got Jafar no recognition as a Sultan and his own guard betrayed him.

No tummy is ever shown. This scene doesn't even happen.

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Alright, not even worth pirating then.

Should have gave him the huge hat.

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I hope this is a meme and not an actual line from the film

I will not go speechless, retard.
Actually use the song lyrics.

Jafar almost said "Make Agrabah Great Again".

>two shitty insert songs for women empowerment
>expecting me to remember the lyrics

A lot of gray area remember

How are they going to set up Aladdin 2 when Genie became human instead of just being free?

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Jafar didn't even wish to be an all powerful genie

>Woman should be seen, not heard!
BASED SAND NI*GGERS

HOT

She says speechless like 100 times in that song.

>Woman should be seen,
this offends allah and his pedophile

Sorry, I was laughing too hard as all the guard’s got Thanos snapped.

Stomach*
Your not a child. Grow up.

unironically made the villain look the best

Abdomen*
The stomach is an organ

Is there a scene with slave Jasmine? I remember her chained up and serving Jafar.

>I wish to be Sultan
>The clothes just change and all the guards stare at him like he's retarded
I hate this movie

>for fallen Atlantean lords

>based loreposter

the film was retarded for not taking on the postapocalyptic story line wher genie has all these popculture references

>iranians
>white
go home omid

Look at how aesthetic original Jafar's staff is compared to nu-Jafar

What
WHAT
WAT

What did he wish for then?

Remake Jafar is essentially small potatoes to the cartoon version. No awesome puns while BTFOing everyone. No reprise on a song. The new Aladdin movie just sucks. They at least could have used Ben Kingsley for Jafar and camped the living shit out the movie instead of copying a soulless husk for cash.

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Abdomen is the part of the body. I don’t give a shit about it . It’s the baby speak shorthand of the word stomach I was correcting not the reference to the body part itself. Fucking use your brain and understand the context fucktard.

No. There’s a forced marriage scene, but no mind control or costume change.

NICE 5S

>TITE TUMTUM :^)

MIDRIFF IS THE WAY TO GO FYI

Say what you want about the movie but Naomi Scott was hot as fuck, exposed midriff or not.
I mean it's not like they dressed her in a burka.
Still, I'd pay big money to see her naked humina humina arooga!

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He wished to be all powerful. He didn’t get goaded into saying a genie, just all powerful. Then genie did the whole “grey area” and made him a genie.

>I mean it's not like they dressed her in a burka.
THEY KINDA BASICALLY DID, LITERALLY MIDRIFFGATE

ALSO SHORTENED HER HAIR, CUS STRONG WOMYN ARE NOT TO BE FEMININE!

FEMINISTS LMAO, WHAT A SHITSHOW
FUCKING IDIOTS :^)

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>original aryans
>not white

Equality for women and minorities

Do you think Jafar would keep Jasmine around? She would make a good trophy I guess, but I doubt she's the best catch in Agrabah. Probably good for knocking up then sending her away until birth, rise, repeat.

check it out in the extended version Princess Trainer Gold Editiontm

The context is he's insulting you and it works; both in making you upset and being recognizable to the audience. Ha ha

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So with animation no-longer an issue, who sung it better?

youtube.com/watch?v=99Op1TaXmCw
youtube.com/watch?v=allKz9oL42k

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She does have long hair though.
She keeps it up and in one scene, Aladdin undoes her hair and it hangs down her entire back.

>prince ali song entering agrabah
>instead of the old man and child, will smith only transformed into the woman dancer with a beard
Chappelle warned me about this.

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sick beauty and the beast reference bro

>in one scene
>only one scene when he takes her crown

>You ain't NEVER HAD A FRIEND
>NEVER HAD A FRIEND

There's fanfiction, I'm sure.

Williams by long margin. Mostly because of his impressions.

You are a gay.

>I thought we were friends
>I said you ain't never had a friend like me, not I ain't never had a friend like you

DOESNT MATTER
THE PROMO MATERIAL IS HOW THEY CHOOSE TO SELL IT, ITS THE ESSENCE IN A SNAPSHOT
AND HER HAIR WAS SHORTENED FOR THE OBVIOUS STRONG WOMYN REASON, JUST OWN IT
DENIALS ARE PATHETIC

HER CHARACTER DESIGN IS ICONIC FOR EXPOSED MIDRIFF, BUT ITS OBJECTIFICATION FOR THE MALE GAZE
THEY FUCKED WITH THE MATERIAL FOR SJW AGENDA, AS PER USUAL IN THE CURRENT YEAR, ITS NO BIG SURPRISE ANYMORE

AND WHY? BECAUSE FEMINISTS ARE A BUNCH OF SELF DEFEATING RETARDS DEVALUING THE ONE THING THAT GIVES THEM VALUE :^)

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Wow, when drawn in the proper style and an actual effort is made to make them similar, I actually don't hate Will Smith's genie.

>Genie: You need to learn how to talk to girls
>*proceeds to spill spaghetti over handmaiden*
What did he mean by this?

Have sex.

>the reviewer in the city paper gave the films 0/5
based local critic

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PFF

cope

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JAMS

Have sex

What was up with the whole jams thing?
Like once they brought up the jams, that's all they could talk about for the rest of the movie.
I'm surprised no one used a wish for all the jams in the world.

Link?

Williams>broadway guy>Smith

Have you ever had jam?

Actually no I haven't.
Jam is consistently good and has never let me down.

with how corny the movie is i’m surprised they didn’t just cast the broadway nigger
he would’ve been exponentially better and fit the tone of the movie

No wonder they couldn't stop talking about it.

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>With my powers, I shall remake the world as I see FIT. I SHALL ERECT GREAT CASTLES AND WALLS. I SHALL DRIVE OUT THE SCUM. AND YES, INDEED, I, SHALL MAKE, AGRABAH, GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A little on the nose, no?

you just KNOW

He never explicitly said MAGA, but it really did read like that was where they were heading before the script must have changed.
>Agrabah will be prosperous under my rule
Since when did he give a fuck about Agrabah and not simply the title and power of sultan?
Since when did Agrabah have fear of wars and Jafar wanting to invade the neighboring country?

damm he based

>Jafar: A country is nothing without walls and borders
Mom, the big bad villain is saying the same things as the orange man. Is orange man bad?

SULTAN DOON AL-DRUMPFANI

>Since when did he give a fuck about Agrabah and not simply the title and power of sultan?
Why would he think otherwise? The state of Agrabah is a direct reflection of him.

Good movie.

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No slave-edition Jasmine, and the part of You Aint Never Had a Friend Like Me had no sexy girls either because I'm sure that'd be sexist or something.

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Why do these costumes looks so cheap? At times, it looks like plastic.

Movie looks like TRASH

Williams is an infinitely more talented singer than Smith. Even autotune couldn't save him from the lack of energy and quality of the pipes behind his song.

I liked that they tried with the CGI to match the energy of the original song, but the singing just left too much to be desired.

Is there more?

The new Jasmine is hot but it looks like she has no/will never have lewds.

youtu.be/nyiBdccfNkg

that staff is shitty fanart. it doesn't even look like the original snake staff in the movie, it's more like some weird badger with big ears.

>No Prince Ali reprise

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Haven't seen the movie but is Jafar's actor at least able to mimic his fucking crazy laugh?

>Not hiring Ghassan Massoud from "Kingdom of Heaven" to play Jafar

THEY HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, JUST ONE

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Pretty sure his motivation in the original was that Jasmine hated him so if she married he would be banished or executed under the new Sultan. To prevent that, he would marry her and become the Sultan and then execute both her and her father.

The reddit memes in this movie are God awful.
>That's a grey area
>So, you want to drink from THAT cup
>muh jams

That’s a white guy with a tan

>this offends allah
Not only that, Jasmine's father decided to make her the sultan, instead letting her marry Aladdin like in the original movie.

>tfw no brainwashing bad end

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One Jump Ahead had "sexy" girls, though not like pic related.

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The sets look terrible.

Yeah that shit made absolutely no sense. I was expecting there to be some kind of mind control or memory wipe ('Jafar was *always* the Sultan, don't you remember?') or something to give a little more substance to his claim of Sultandom than absolutely nothing, especially since they made a serious plot point of Jasmine trying to convince the head of the guard to stage a coup. But since there was literally nothing other than JAFAR WEARIN' THE BIG HAT NOW, MUH HONOR COMPELS ME supporting his allegiance to Jafar, it seriously undermines the whole thing and just makes the guard dude look like a fuckwit.

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Is this about how Robin Williams didn't come back for Return of Jafar?

homo

He only laughed at the end. No laughing at any other point, though he did yell and spin in circles when he realized he didn't have the lamp when the Cave of Wonders closed.

Didn't Jasmine essentially abdicate the throne in the original to marry a commoner and go on adventures?

It's some feminist whore talking about the bad blood between Robin Williams and Disney because the mouse betrayed his trust and made a shitload of money off his voice and name which set a trend in movies to start getting as much star power in them as possible so NPCs can go laugh at Attractive Celebrity #18429 make funnies in their normal voice because it's not about making art it's about making money.

There, I just saved you 30 or so minutes.

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You guys are dense.
People respected Prince Ali because no one really knew who he was so they respected him, but Jafar and Jasmine saw through the charade eventually.
The whole point of Jafar becoming Sultan was no one respected him as their Sultan.
The head bodyguard said he respected the Sultan, but who he really respected was Jasmine's family, which is why he defected with everyone else.
Just because you become Sultan doesn't mean everyone is going to kneel for you.
No one knew where Babwa was or who Prince Ali was so Aladdin was able to get able to get away with it until he got personal with everyone.
Next time put your thinking caps on.

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Not really. The Sultan just changed the law so she could marry whoever she wanted, rather than requiring she marry a prince, and she chose Aladdin, so Aladdin is part of the royal family now.

If you care about the animated series, I think they spun it as the Sultan is still in charge because he's still alive and all, but that Aladdin would be the future Sultan after the current ones' death.

because Will Smith needs to prove he's not gay in every movie he's in

>The head bodyguard said he respected the Sultan, but who he really respected was Jasmine's family, which is why he defected with everyone else.
Then it was a complete nonissue and shouldn't have even required a song and a plead from Jasmine! If you're the leader of a palace guard, described as an incredibly loyal and brave man, and you see your rightful ruler deposed in front of you by nothing more than a change of costumes, why the fuck *would* you follow the new "Sultan"?

In the original movie it's a farce that plays out exactly as you'd expect it to, IE it doesn't work and nobody cares what Jafar calls himself. But in this movie, we have a serious scene where Jasmine is actively trying to get Head Guard Guy to support her father again. But the whole problem is he never had a reason to stop supporting him in the first place, so the whole thing just comes off as completely stupid.

Do you think all the randos in the parade were real people thinking Aladdin was a prince or people the genie made up? It makes sense that wishing to be the sultan bestows you with the perks of being a sultan just as Aladdin got perks as a prince.

Because racemixing is good for you, goy.

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>If you care about the animated series, I think they spun it as the Sultan is still in charge because he's still alive and all, but that Aladdin would be the future Sultan after the current ones' death.
Thank you, was trying to remember how they went on all the adventures if Aladdin was supposed to be the sultan.

Here's the original scene for those interested.
youtube.com/watch?v=-wBpS0U9FJU

he could have some prime minister or visir.
though that didnt end very well the other time lol.

Why does it looks like a bollywood movie ?

Also notice that Carpet snuck into the tower before it was sent to the ends of the earth without Jafar knowing and without Genie stopping him in this version. In the new movie, Carpet is teleported off to the ends of the earth with Aladdin by Genie, which makes no sense because Genie isn't allowed to use his magic to help people unless they make a wish.

have jam.

This

Magic Carpet wasn't his master though.
Genie was constantly using his magic without Aladdin wishing for stuff.

With all the women empowerment in this movie, it's no wonder that "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" is not being included in the Mulan live action along with her love interest Li Shang.

But all those times were to benefit Aladdin, his current master. With a new master, he never used his magic to help Aladdin in the original. The most he ever did was the cheer squad moment when fighting Jafar as a snake.
youtube.com/watch?v=KI4-kzirdZo

>implying most syrians are not white

Well how about when Aladdin didn't rub the lamp and got Genie to grant a wish without using one to escape the cave?
Genie isn't bound to using magic only with a wish.
He got tricked into using his magic so what really dictates when he can and can't use magic?

There's an entire fucking game where you take over Jasmine and whore her out to the citizens of Agrabad. I wanked probably 40+ times over it, my dick was painful for days afterwards.

>Be Jaffar
>Was poor boy from humble beginnings and worked my way up to the respectable position of Vizier to the Sultan of Agrabah
>The Siltan is a politically spineless bitch who coddles Jasmine
>Jasmine is a selfish thot who keeps rejecting suitors and won't pick to marry one of them for the greater good of Agrabah
>Despite their selfishness and incompetence, I do my best to serve them and Agrabah
>Realize the only way to defend Agrabah is to forge alliances with neighboring kingdoms and to conquer the more hostile kingdoms before they conquer us
>Learn about the Cave of Wonders, the magical lamp that's stored there and it's power, and the one who can retrieve it is the Diamond in the Ruff
>Deduce a that a lowlife good-for-nothing pink named Aladdin is the DitR
>Have him arrested and take him to the cave
>Kill him and leave him for dead when he gives me the lamp. It's too dangerous for others to know the power the lamp holds, and his death is for the good of Agrabah
>THAT SHIT SWINDLED ME AND DIED WITH THE LAMP
>See this prince from a kingdom I've never heard of show up recently
>Find out it's Aladdin
>Try to kill him for real this time
>Like fucking Rasputin, he keeps coming back
>He exposes my attempted murder and breaks my staff, and the Sultan exiles me
>See Aladdin on the street and pickpocket the lamp
>Wish to be Sultan
>WTF, nobody acknowledges me Sultan
>Fuck it, wish to become the greatest sorcerer in the world
>That bitch Aladdin tries to steal the lamp back
>I teleport him to the end of the earth
>About to marry Jasmine to cement my claim as Sultan so that I effectively protect Agrabah
>Aladdin comes back and is still alive, HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT!!?!
>That asshole tricks me to wish to become a genie
>Get banished to the Cave of Wonders for 2,000 years
>FUCK YOU ALADDIN
Jaffar literally did nothing wrong.

Of course not. They are dark brown.

Why isn't there some porno parody where Alladin rubs his cock and when he cums his sperm forms into a genie that can only grant sexual wishes?

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Because you haven't filmed it yet.
Don't let your dreams be dreams and just do it.

not raping jasmine on-screen for 30m

>implying middle ages muslims would ever bow to or take orders from a woman

Sorry Disney, but even with all magic and sorcery I can only suspend my disbelief so far.

>Well how about when Aladdin didn't rub the lamp and got Genie to grant a wish without using one to escape the cave?
Genie got tricked into thinking it was an official wish by his master. Keyword is master.
>Genie isn't bound to using magic only with a wish.
Never said he was, but that his magic always fell within the purview of his master.
>He got tricked into using his magic so what really dictates when he can and can't use magic?
He can use magic when it has to do with his master. When Genie was serving Jafar, he couldn't help Aladdin since he's not his master.

I get what you are trying to say. It's essentially, "why did the genie repair the magic carpet at the end of the movie without it being a wish?" The answer is that he just could since it benefited his current master. The whole trick to get out of the cave of wonders at the beginning is supposed to highlight that a wish doesn't necessarily need to be said for the genie to do something for his master. Once the title of master switches though, he can't help you. Otherwise the scene in wouldn't make sense where the genie says I can't help you, I have a new master.

Does the Genie get massive and pick up the palace in the live action version? I always liked the giant genie.

So Will Smith is basically the absolute protagonist who is the focal point of all conflict, gets the most interesting character arc, and also singlehandedly solves the climax

And looks the part of Arabian Vizier Jafar more than anyone else I've seen presented. Could probably act it better, too.

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No. There are really no impressive feats when Jafar becomes Sultan.

He’s Syrian.

Getting really tired of seeing that shitty faux-leather armor in every Disney owned movie. There's no reason for it to look the way it does, especially when it's supposed to represent metal armor.

They even made Will Smith act like he knew what Aladdin was up to when in the original the Genie thought Aladdin was crazy for goading Jafar into becoming a Genie.
youtube.com/watch?v=2iRlViQ7rAI

It's just awful feminist commentary 30 minutes of it about how the Disney company marketed the name "Robin Williams" for its film Aladdin after he specifically signed a contract telling them they're not allowed to do that.

That simple fact entails about 5 minutes of the 30 minute video, though. The other 25 is her complaining that bad animated movies followed after producer began realizing celebrity status sells more tickets than award-winning performances by stage actors. Easier to market, too. And by complaining, I mean she just calls Katzenberger an asshole 20 times and "ughs" literally when she says the name Harvey Weinstein.

Gotta aim for that Mortal Kombat look, user.
It's what's hot these days.

>The most interesting character arc
I mean, if you can call "I wanna be free to fuck white bitches" a character arc.

Personally, I didn't find Smith's personality at all lending to the type of characterization they were going for with the Genie character.

In the original, which in absolute fairness was pretty much literally written expressly with Robin Williams in mind, Genie has a lot of zany energy and heart. He was Aladdin's friend because Williams was very easy to be friends with, and their friendship grew even more when Aladdin promised to free Genie.

Will Smith's rendition of the role is more like Genie acting like he's too cool to be around Aladdin, which really undercuts the feeling of friendship the two characters are supposed to be developing. Between the face-tearingly stupid humiliation scene where Aladdin (as Ali) is initially introduced to Jasmine and Aladdin spills all his spaghetti to the point where Genie says that in 1,000 years he's never been so embarrassed to the party scene where Genie basically makes Aladdin go talk to Jasmine like he's a snot nosed teenager at a high school dance while he goes to hit on the handmaiden, it just lends to a totally different chemistry than the two characters were actually written for.

At no point did Nu-Aladdin and Nu-Genie ever really feel like friends to me.

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>Not really. Jafar was just too stupid to wish to be more powerful than any being in the universe (including genies). like an idiot, he had to go and wish to be a fuckin' genie.
This Youtube comment is so spot on that in the remake Jafar did wish to become the most powerful being in the universe and was turned into a genie anyway due to "grey area".

Don't ask that question like the dance scene during the credits wasn't the best part of this dumpster fire movie.

I live in LA and there are hot arab, persian and armenian girls everywhere who look like jasmine and I still have not fucked even one :(

It's really obnoxious how they're doing that with all their new movies. Quite literally looking at jewtube comments making stupid observations of inaccuracies and then deciding to fill in plot holes that didn't exist.

All the more reason he fits the part.
I remember when Disney had evil villains. Not just "male douchebag."

Fuck he would have been perfect

Friendly reminder Muslims believe Genies are real

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn

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Genie liked Al, and wanted to help him out. He didn’t like Jafar so only did the bare minimum for his first wish, for the second one Jafar was pretty specific so there’s no getting out of it.

That's what most meds and me peple are

jinn are just the equivalent of demons in the islamic mythos

>Genie liked Al, and wanted to help him out.
>"No I said *you* aint never had a friend like *me*"
t. nu-Genie

There was basically no friendliness between them whatsoever beyond what the script mandated. They had zero chemistry as friends.

Yeah that's why Genie had to bend some rules to save Aladdin.
Sure you could argue Genie was using Al to use his second wish so he could be closer to being released on the third wish.
But why does Genie go all out on wanting to make something great for Aladdin to impress Jasmine?
>zero chemistry as friends
He still freed Genie with his wish.
To say what the script mandated is a copout for an actual argument.

>jinn are just the equivalent of demons in the islamic mythos
no

>However both Islam and non-Islamic scholarship generally distinguishes between angels, jinn and demons (shayāṭīn) as three different types of spiritual entities in Islamic traditions.[7][8] The jinn are distinguished from demons in that they can be both evil and good, while genuine demons are exclusively evil.

The muslim community should be in an uproar over this like how they were over that one lyric in the song 'Arabian Nights' of the original movie.

Because any attempt to make another movie based on that story is pointless, thanks to based portrayal by pic related.

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>stating dialogue that is concrete evidence
>copout

should have wished for puberty so his voice becomes deeper

>stating Genie's sarcastic dialogue
>ignoring his actions everything he did for Aladdin
>still doesn't acknowledge my points of argument

for being strict in their religion, muslim culture's fables and fairy tales are pretty damn blasphemy with all the genies and black magic and sorcerers

>Sarcasm
He unironically says during the quoted scene that Genie gets """friends""" like Aladdin all the time because he's a fucking GENIE and that everyone wants him to do shit for them, and that therefore he doesn't buy that they're friend-friends. He summarizes this as Aladdin has never had a friend like *Genie*, not the other way around.

This serves to establish emotional distance between the two characters that, in my opinion, is never meaningfully bridged through the rest of the movie's dialogue or character interactions. They go through the motions but there's no heart behind it.

Sorcerers are always evil in them, so I'm not sure I agree. Jinn are neutral so accepting a magical wish from them isn't blasphemous

Looks like a dollar store power ranger.

Are you seriously over analyzing a mass produced movie aimed at children that was probably only made as a tax write-off?

Seriously, have sex.

>Runs out of arguments
>Shitposts all over himself
Embarrassing.

gay

>Deduce a that a lowlife good-for-nothing pink named Aladdin is the DitR
This is another part that made no sense by the way. In the original, he goes out of his way to cast some divination spell to discern who the DitR is, which turns out to be Aladdin, so he disguises himself to get close to Aladdin and start manipulating him to go into the cave.

youtube.com/watch?v=2HNzshRpo_M

In the new one, he L I T E R A L L Y is just going off of the word of his fucking parrot who saw Aladdin sneaking around in the palace.

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He was fucking great in Kingdom of Heaven. Speaking of fucking great in Kingdom of Heaven, Alexander Siddig would have also fit the bill

Prince Ali

Shooby doo dee

Plus it would have made semse if Jafar was a controlling patriarch

Why didn't Disney bring him back?

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Good thing I am mixed race then!

Poor aflac duck man.

Did you watch the movie?
They made Iago sound more like a real parrot with short sentences.

My condolences. Try to reestablish the white portion of your bloodline by aiming to breed with whites. Not that you weren't going to try anyway, because whites are better and more attractive than you, and you already know that, but if you have to pick a side of the fence (and you do), better to let your children be white. Or at least whiter than you are.

Guy Ritchie said a talking parrot was just too ridiculous for a live action movie with magical wizards and flying carpets.

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If you guys actually saw this film Disney wins

Source?

For what it's worth, the movie did feel more grounded despite Genie and Magic Carpet.

>that staff
>those clothes
>the guy playing him
literally everything about this is bad

>Agrabah could not exist if it wasn't a coastal city so we added a water feature

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He also said this was the first time one of his ‘Masters’ was his friend. Aladdin already distinguished himself by not being like the prior masters, like not going immediately for money/power.

Original Agrabah for reference.

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>He also said this was the first time one of his ‘Masters’ was his friend
At the time that he spoke this line, Genie has known Aladdin for something like a few hours. Prior to it, we have had,
>You Aint Never Had A Friend Like Me where Genie either can't remember or doesn't care much about Aladdin's name
>A scene where Genie talks to Aladdin to tease out what Aladdin wants to wish for
>The Prince Ali song
>A scene where Genie basically tells Aladdin he's the most embarrassing fucking person Genie's ever had to put up with
>A scene where Genie makes Aladdin go talk to Jasmine while he hits on a handmaiden
So you'll forgive me if, after that development, Genie's proclamation of friendship sounds utterly forced and contrived. That's what I mean by the script forcing them to be friends when they have no chemistry. We don't really see them being friends with eachother. We see Genie acting like he's too cool to be around a dweeb like Aladdin, while simultaneously being forced to hit the story beats required for his character. It's disingenuous.
>Aladdin already distinguished himself by not being like the prior masters
Sure, but that doesn't make them friends.

The movie on the whole relied heavily on buyin from fans of the original movie, as evidenced by how quickly they scrambled through the first act of the movie when Aladdin first meets Jasmine.

You think she provides for all the princess's needs?

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