Pitch your movie ideas

I'll start with just a simple premise. Imagine a world where everyone has the invulnerability of Superman, meaning they can't be physically harmed by anyone or anything. What kind of world would this be?

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hahah faggot

What are their needs? What drives a group immortal beings? I'd imagine it'd be a lot like post-scarcity Star Trek

A world of mental abuse

A man gets shipwrecked on a desert island. While searching for food, he discovers a tribe of 6 ft tall amazon women engaging in lesbian sex. He is caught masturbating and imprisoned in their camp. Did I mention all these women have enormous breasts? That's important for later. Anyway, they proceed to interrogate and torture him through various sex acts. Eventually, when he doesn't break through their torture, they grow to respect him and release him. They tell him they are have a conflict with another group of wild women on the island and are wondering if he would be willing to mediate their dispute. He agrees and sets off to speak with this other tribe. When he arrives at their camp he discovers these women are even bigger, probably about 10-12 ft tall, with even larger breasts. The same thing happens, they torture him with sex and eventually decide to speak with him. It is revealed that they too are having a conflict with a separate tribe of women who are even bigger. This cycle continues until he gets to the tribe of 30 ft tall women who use him as a human dildo. Uh I forgot where I was going with this, but I think you get the picture.

Tldr
Europeans land in the new world and are captured by an all female tribe. After fucking the crew, the men are all brutally slaughtered. One manages to survive and escapes back to Europe to tell what happens. No one believes him and he kills himself....by hanging

A series of four movies set in different worlds, telling four seperate love stories based on the four seasons. All with their unique tone and mood. They'd be those very formalist, very visual movies with minimal dialogue and striking images and colours.

The world's most wanted fugitive runs an inn on a magical mountain.

Fantasy setting obviously.

does he eat his guests like on the Chinese classic literature?

Nope. It is a magical inn where people can't kill each other when inside it. He helps people who come stay before they continue on their adventures. He can't leave because people would kill him if he left the inn. He can't be dragged out, and the inn can't be destroyed, and the inn never runs out of the basic items he needs.

Alright, hear me out here. It's bank rolled by a unknown Zionist, possibly a new money Zionist so people don't expect a thing.

It stars a diverse cast, the antagonist is a black transexual, but they're very beautiful, so you wouldn't know until after the movie drops to give it that OOMPH factor.

spooky

idk sounds pretty gay

>No one believes he Had sex
lol

This sounds kinda familiar

a legit World War I movie

An erotic thriller about a teenage girl who is obsessed with her hot milf neighbor that just got divorced from her husband and is feelingly incredibly lonely and horny
Basically, The Crush, but with Christina Hendricks in place of Cary Elwes.

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imagine this, it's a film and it's actually good haha

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>No needles
>Weapons would be much more violent and gas based
>no one gets stung by bees and ants so wasps are okay
>no itches
>skin cancer is incurable no matter what
>no surgeries

A small plane of wealthy travellers from India crashes in the red center of Australia and is befriended by a tribe of aborigines. Comedy ensues due to cultural differences. The title is: Strange Lookin Black Fella's

sex

Make the last women small elf women 3 feet tall loli cuties

Guy builds a solar powered submarine by himself. He invites the press, 5 women for the shakedown cruise. When they get back to shore, a woman is dead but nobody knows what happened. It's a mystery, and then a detective has to come solve it.

I would pay to see this if it wasnt PCd out. Like if it was made in the 80s. Definetwly.

>the aborigines have toilets the I diana refuse to use

So imagine avatar the last airbender but set in present day and it's a heist movie

I had a similar idea but the different seasons are also different movie genres

Scarface but it's only women.

>love stories

Fuck off faggot

Ryan Gosling is a comfy lumberjack living isolated in a cabin in the Alaskan wilderness. Tom Hardy is a felon recently release from prison who is planning a small bank robbery in the nearby town. Jake Gylenhaal is Hardy's reluctant friend who helps Tom pull off the robbery. The robbery goes bad, Hardy gets shot and they have to flee from the scene. They crash their car on a tree on the highway near the forest. They run into the forest in an attempt to escape from the police. A day passes and they reach a cabin. They knock on the door of the cabin seeking medical attention and shelter. Gosling opens the door and then the opening title sequence starts. That whole intro scene took about 15 minutes. Then the movie starts. Gosling knows who the two men are from the news but they don’t know this. The cabin gets blindsided by a blizzard and they get snowed in for nearly a month. When they finally are able to leave, they enter the town and find it to be deserted. The whole movie is them trying to uncover what’s happened.At the end, they find out everyone was abducted by alien.

It would hopefully be funded by Bollywood

A man somehow has the innate ability to create clones of himself. He can later fuse with his clones, retaining the accumulated memories of all versions of himself. Each clone is identical to the original and each considers himself to be the original, since the process is something like cells splitting. He finds that he can create clones that are younger than himself, and that when he fuses with his younger clones, his older self can be absorbed into the younger self, essentially defeating old age. The guy decides to split into several versions clones so that each version can go away and focus on a particular field of knowledge. They plan to reunite at a certain date several years in the future. Clone #1 goes away to focus on studying academic fields, Clone #2 goes on to master certain essential life skills, Clone #3 becomes a master of countless physical disciplines, Clone #4 goes innawoods to master survivalism, and Clone #5 focuses on researching and discovering neat tricks that can be achieved with their cloning ability.

Several years pass, and all of them meet up at the agreed upon date and location, except Clone #1. They learn that the missing clone was murdered and left no surviving versions of himself. Clones #2 and #3 refuse to become one with the others. They have both married and don't wish to betray their wives and children by becoming someone new with another wife and family, and both also refuse to create new clones of themselves with which to honor their earlier vow, since any new clones will love their wives and families as much as they themselves do.

This enrages Clone #5, who reveals himself to be a multi-armed monstrosity capable of rabidly altering his body. He attempts to forcefully absorb the other clones, as he did with the missing Clone #1, but is defeated. The others go off to live their lives, happily ever after, or something.

Thought this was gonna be a joke, thought I was proven wrong but then I confirmed it was a joke

How bout this?

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A comedy about a loner loser who regrets never taking a chance with his oneitis friend that is now getting married. He somehow finds a way to time travel to different moments in his past where he could have asked her out. The time travel trips only last for about 12-24 hours and he can't control exactly when he goes back, it just randomly happens. His future self tries to help him without being seen, he eventually succeeds in setting up a date. When he returns to the present he is disappointed to learn things went disastrously wrong on the date. Waiter trips and spills food on her, she gets her purse snatched, etc. The future self decides to try another point in time to get himself together with her. At a college party, he sets things up so they keep bumping into each other, get time alone together. Towards the end of the night, they are sitting around a bon fire together alone, about to share a kiss, when future self gets zapped back to present. He is confident this time worked. It didn't. Various things went wrong, like a skunk spraying them as they are about to kiss, a homeless guy coming out of nowhere and pissing all over the place. Anyway, it turns out that all along, there was a third version of the guy from even later in the future who was fucking things up because he thought it was funny.

Clone #5 is Cancer
This sounds pretty great
Madds Milkelson to star

>Imagine a world where everyone has the invulnerability of Superman, meaning they can't be physically harmed by anyone or anything. What kind of world would this be?
There would be technological innovation, or at least nothing close to the level we're at now, because there'd be no need and no war to encourage it

Mama Juggs (Rihanna) awakens after 100 years of sleep. She tells her followers that she needs some souls to feed on because she's very hungry. There are some nervous looks as they awkwardly tell her that the soul racket has been co-opted by the Milk Squad. Puzzled, Juggs sets out to investigate. She discovers the Milk Squad holding a conquest ritual that night where a young member is feeding. She can't quite see who it is as first due to a thick black robe covering the feeder's body, but then in a fit of lust, the robe parts, no longer able to be contained by the raw energy that is being harnessed. The new member is Apple Tasty (Alexandra Daddario) and Mama Juggs immediately realises that this will be no easy conquest to get the soul racket back.
To make matters worse, the Milk Squad is lead by Honkers (Christina Hendricks) and Globes (Bryce Dallas Howard), Mama Juggs' old apprentices.
Chaos ensues when Mama Juggs and Apple Tasty cross paths again and realise that they're not so different after all. All it took was one touch... Will Mama Juggs ever be able to feed again? Find out in The Milk Debacle!

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udder insanity plz

Watch Journey's End and then fuck off

It's already been written. It was about a neet who makes friends with a Chad and then becomes a Chad himself. It was pretty good, I'll see if I can find it

>no Joaquin Phoenix
Dropped hard

conflict would manifest in psychological torture since physical assaults would be meaningless.

I call it 'Escape From Twink Island"
It's a thriller about a rich entrepreneur (me) who opens a private gay sex island consisting of enslaved cute boys/men that are pitted against wild aboriginal humans who have been deprived of sex and need to fuck, so they hunt the cute guys and try to essentially rape them into submission and make them their wives. The enslaved guys would be portrayed by: Timothy Chalamet, Tom Holland, Nick Robinson, Ezra Miller, Ansel Elgort, and Taron Edgerton; while some of the aboriginals would be played by: Idris Elba, Barkhad Abdi, Don Cheadle, Morgan Freeman (he's the head/"chief" nig).
The entrepreneur starts to get attached to one of the guys and falls in love and vows to rescue him from the island and escape together. But the aboriginals aren't too keen on that so hijinks ensue.
It would have some very emotional moments/scenes despite being a thriller and probably get nominated for an Academy Award, especially since there would be multiple gay sex scenes.

A man just coming to terms with having his only son come out as transgender has his world crumble when she is found raped and beaten. One of his child's trans friends reveals that she was moonlighting as an escort to pay for the hormonal treatment. The father begins stalking the streets in a wig and miniskirt to try and catch the killer when the police investigation goes cold. The trans friend takes him under her wing and gives him pointers on makeup and mannerisms. Over time, he develops a rapport with the trans sex workers and eventually receives information leading to the founder of a controversial bootcamp-style "conversion therapy" clinic. The father's about to go to the police with the new information when the conversion therapist strikes again and brutally assaults a beloved streetwalker. The father and trans friend (now lovers at this point) infiltrate the therapist's compound posing as a mother and son and discover that it's all a front for a sadomasochistic dungeon that doubles as a sex playground for the rich and wealthy. In an epilogue, we see the father (dressed in customary attire) and the trans friend (who has altered her appearance to resemble her dead friend) together at the cemetery. They leave the cemetery walking hand in hand.

"Tootsie" meets "Death Wish" meets "Angel" (the movie, not the TV series).

Its star trek you dolts

Being 25 percent aborigine, I could probably get away with producing this.

oh
now its gay

This, and all suicidal people would just grief everyone by running into traffic and causing delays since they're perma-nihilists and don't care anymore

Maybe a movie called Heavy Metal. The movie would be like a epic fantasy with awsome instrumental heavy metal songs mixed with an orchestra. And there'd be like hot chicks in the movie and every trailer there could be a heavy metal song or a important scene in the movie they could play a badass song for like a minute or two. Maybe even make a trilogy. There'd also be cool shit like dragons and huge strategic battles with lots of impact and emotion on the viewers

A man spends his entire weekend on an image board and then doesn't have sex.
Starring (you)

>lead by Honkers (Christina Hendricks)
Based and honkpilled

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Movies is called "Time Traveling Vagina." It's about a penis who can travel through time via a vagina time portal.

I'd like to watch that, heard your acting in it was great

Knight of the Living Dead. Renaissance-fair nerds must now face the apocalypse and head for safety while clad in their knightly armour and weapons, saving beautiful wenches and slaying undead hordes.

OK here's the outline
>infection killing the world
>Mr. MC is a depressed shithead
>He gets the infection
>We find out the infection makes a spooky version constantly stare back at you
>Creepy spooky thing blah blah blah dead kid
>Spooky thing eats him at the end
>Whole thing is a thing for depression or something
>Throw in 7 stages(?) of grief to make the movie seem deep and smart
I also copied it from toriko so I'm an absolute hack

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I just jerked it to an Emma Stone deepfake of Larkin Love JOI. I'd like a feature length film of real Emma Stone doing that

I would actually watch a movie about the average 4channer. it could be a dark comedy.

Spider-man, but this time he's black and less interesting.

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Reminds me of Seven Deadly Sins. This pitch was probably weeaboo desu

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A poetic spiritual odyssey about two men looking for their dead friend, who routinely appears and gives monologues. Takes place mostly in a large uninhabited forest that feels abandoned by time, and they meet all sorts of fascinating and whimsical humans and dead spirits. The two sort of go their own way early on and it’s mainly about one guy, one scene he’s wearing a crown of thorns and a golden crucifix with a purple jewel in the middle as a necklace in front of these bright green dirt mounds after he wakes up cuddling with this red headed girl and talks to her mom. Another scene after traversing up these hillsides he meets a burnt out Leonardo DiCaprio who walks on water.