I heard you guys are experts on having sex. How can I "have sex"?

Sit on my faaaaaace!

someone wanna give me a brief rundown on Idaho?

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have a car and a job
hit the gym 4x a week, stop eating processed carbs
hit tinder and fuck fatties for practice for the more pure 7/10s that can be more selective

adios turdnuggets

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>How can I "have sex"?
find the woman you love
do it if she agrees
or don't ask for her permission

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such a cute face makes you want to suck her little tits

>padding
jej

Her ass got way fatter tho

What makes Alaska, Louisiana and North Carolina so bad?

>I heard you guys are experts on having sex. How can I "have sex"?
Don't do it. I am having sex today, it will cost me money, time and effort and frankly its like being a slave. She's not even all that attractive to me, I'm just a follower of social norms.

Why didn't they cast her as Alita?

Let me clean that turdcutter

NEGROES.
Alaska, black gangs moved in because there are few police in alaska so the drug, money and weapons trade is easier there. They brought their diseases with them.
Louisiana, North Carolina - high black populations, diseased monkeys.

>car and a job
And move out of your parent's house
>fuck fatties for practice for the more pure 7/10s
Thisx100 for anyone that didn't get laid regularly in high school or college

>go to a park late at night
>find secluded spot with a good view
>hide in a tree
>wait for suitable female to pass
>raep

It's that easy guys

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Louisiana because of degeneracy in the streets due to french cultural heritage + blacks

Have many targets

>>hide in a tree
>It's that easy guys

I think you might be overlooking the lack of discipline and physical ability most people on Yea Forums have.

>SkinnyfatNeetTriesToOverpowerCardioBunny.webm

>implying there are trees wide enough to hide OP

bring a fucking ladder then, tard

Find a shy girl

offer her a bowl of eggs

How would I meme a lesbian comedy movie with her and Elizabeth Debicki into existence

She was 20 in that gif, she just looks way younger bc she's so short

if you're actually asking then the first step is to join groups that do activities
there are some websites where you can sign up to do rock climbing groups or some other random stupid shit
do that and then network with people and hope you have enough of a personality that they invite you to do other things outside of these events
then you just have to be personable enough that you meet someone that enjoys your company enough to want to spend time alone with you

that or do it the pussy way and just be one of the 10,000 other dudes in your area and use tinder and hope you can pull from your looks alone

what about chloroform?

>How would I meme a lesbian comedy movie with her and Elizabeth Debicki into existence

A quiet room, a comfy bed, snort a few crushed ambien

just wait around until a girl talks to you, worked for me

but for some...

I feel bad for whoever did that cringy shit in public

But besides my mom girls never talk to me

Speaking as an Alaskan, I can guarantee you it's the natives. They're generally drunk, lazy and stupid, and they get even more federal handouts than blacks.

I've been waiting 25 years for that, how much longer do I need to wait around?

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got a text thursday from a girl that wanted to fuck me today, I straight up ignored it. How does this make you feel OP?

maybe go outside once in a while you dumb faggot

Who is 50

She looks like that user's little sister who made bra-less tiktoks

JUST JESTERMAXX BRO