How would Joffrey have dealt with Dany's invasion?

How would Joffrey have dealt with Dany's invasion?

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More importantly: who gives a fuck?

bitch and give unreasonable commands
ultimately rely on his based grandfather to mop up the immigrant shit

Create an income tax to pay for a standing military

Probably have more arrow turret things not just on the wall of the city but on every other building of the city including the red keep. Probably would've survived easy peasy desu

Is that an action figure?

hair gives it away but it's really well made otherwise

I AM KING

You realize that they take minutes to aim and an entire crew to operate? Those balistas would be useless in against a dragon in real life. Euron killing Rhaegal was beyond retarded, especially since they somehow shot him from behind a bunch of rocks.

If she had walked up to his door like D&D wrote he'd have absolutely riddled her last dragon and her with the super arrows.

Otherwise he'd have been unprepared for her arrival, would mistreat his own people, and without help would have lost bad because he was an evil idiot.

What Tywin would have done is a much better question.

>minutes to aim and entire crew to operate
clearly not by showlogic as you just proved, euron does it by himself and reloads it in like two seconds. based joff would've had like 50 covering the walls

Post favorite Joff lines I'll start
>YEW CAN'T INSULT MEH

he'd probably either arrange for her to be assassinated or just agree to surrender KL in exchange for mercy and casterly rock

What would you propose? also I'd use a lot of that green shit, like a lot. Maybe hook it up to arrows and somehow work them to explode in midair. That'd probably do some damage to the dragon.

And I realize what you say but the euron dragon wasn't too unbelievable apart from being completely unrealistic. I mean the dragon was just cruising through the sky no evasive manuevers just a set path.

But I don't see what's wrong with at least having more giant arrows to try and hit the dragon. It's better than having like 10

the greenshit is fire, and the dragons and dany are immune to fire

If she showed up with the impossibly large army she had because D&D kind of forgot they all died he might have surrendered.

But if Tywin knew that Danny kills all who defy her by dragon fire he'd know they were up against a wall and would have to do something very clever to live.

If she came with the army she should have had after a battle against the literally god of death he'd have just leveraged his positions with other great houses and the iron bank to have a large enough army to fight her.

Reminder, her dragon should never have been able to destroy kings landing. Harrenhal withstood an attack by multiple dragons. She could have been waited out.

give jon poison dick smegma thus ending the threat before it begins

she killed people who didn't surrender. randyll and his son refused to bend the knee, so she killed them. tywin probably would've just surrendered and make a deal to keep his lands if he didn't think he could win.

>Those balistas would be useless in against a dragon in real life.

Tywin would probably just try to do what in real life ended the War of the Roses, marry both ruling families together. It would be Joffery and Dany in an unloving relationship

Yea but danny maybe isn.t
Or you could put a barrel of that green fire in the middle of a barrel filled with nails