What are the best home renovation shows?
What are the best home renovation shows?
>childrens toys
>tfw no cute femanon to bully me about my Lego
>cue Chapelle rant about women needing comfy surroundings so men get comfy surroundings
IF HE COULD FUCK YOU INA CARDBOARD BOX HE WOULDN'T GET A HOUSE
Yes that is a problem. Why hasnt he sold the tv unit and couch and using the pc in his bedroom?
Looks comfy, but all those dust gatherers give me a clogged nose.
I can only work with colors and posters in my apartment because of allergy. I try to keep only clean surfaces and nothing that can gather dust.
Accept no substitutes.
Looks comfy, would drink chocomilk and play Lego with you (in a non homosexual way of course)
sorry for your shitty genes
Honestly thinking about disassembling and cleaning all my sets over a period of time, cause it is annoying to clean them all the time.
>pc incels
This is why this tweet by a female is complaining about this setup. Dudes with it actually fuck regardless. They don't give a shit about gaming chairs and those light up keyboards. No women are going in those virgin caves so they will never tweet about it
incredibly r*ddit
>Paris cafe
legos are cool, help with my depression a lot.
post bedroom
Strong tranny vibes (agp)
t. Tranny fucker
>toys
>single bed
oh hunny.
Sad and man-child pilled
BASED
I wonder what the future holds for men like this, I just can't imagine anyone living like this into old age yet I can't see them change either
often suicide
inb4 some incel posts the "Live, Laugh, Love" edit
Name a more kino bedroom
>having a carpet
queer
Women don't understand that they are not the things they own.
terrifying
rate my kinostation
You can't
rate my setup Yea Forums
i was going to say it looked very nice but then i saw the star war posters and decided not to compliment a retard who worships pop culture like this
imagine how unbearably hot that room would get being on the top floor and with those essentially greenhouse windows
Compressed air is your friend, same stuff you use you clean your computer. Then for stud surfaces, a wide paint brush with smooth bristles. Dust begone.
They become grumpy jii sans
youtube.com
cringe
based.
>TV that high
>Star Wars posters
Retard checks out
Literally the only good youtuber
looks comfy
>Ugly blinds
>Star wars
>Guitar on a wall
>Plastic looking plants
>Bland trying to look slightly modern furniture
>Some picture in a frame with a quote on it
>Ugly monochrome beige everywhere
>Rug contrasting weirdly, and not in a good way
yikes
this is a true comfystation. The coffee table really ties the room together.
this girl got any feet pics?
The problem with coffee tables in the middle is that they usurp the free space I occasionally use to larp myself into the movie I'm watching
LOOK AT THIS GREASE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
this
i saw the windows and immediately felt uncomfortable
can you post your entire bombi folder already
decent
looks like a boomer home
I miss my mom
no lewd. she's pure for now
meh, without the sound it's worthless
better
Get a dimmer bulb, that shit is glaring
it’s really not that bad past the first concussion
Looks like my 10 year nephews bedroom
good by australian standards
Looks comfy, but the star wars shit is embarrassing
fuck you, I still have my imperial star destroyer I was gifted when I was 10 years old, I already disassembled most of my legos to have more room and there is no way I would destroy this one though it's missing some pieces, I should slap younger me for being a bit too careless with his lego
Why are white men so happy to live like cattle?
>framing a printout of a painting by a famous artist
YIKES
at least try to be subtle
Underrated and deeppilled
I have a TV like that mounted in my room. They're heavy as fuck
having star wars posters is no different from having some anime shit posters you manchild piece of garbage
a woman should slap you right now for still having legos... but we all know it's never going to happen anyway.
based as fuck honest living right here
>star wars posters
Y
I
K
E
S
>moving into a new apartment next week
>this is what it’s going to look like, since I basically own nothing but a bed and books
Literally me
Sunlight glare must be hell.
it's not like I was still buying them, I noticed that their prices got even higher and higher with years despite having less shit in the box.
Looks like paradise
>Rent pic related for £800pm
>Not allowed a TV or desktop because of "electrical radio waves" and can only use a laptop when the owner isn't home
Literally me without the junk in the corner. Been living like this for half a year now. Honestly it's pretty nice.
Flip or Flop before Christina had the ugly kids.
How can one care about radio waves but leave their house?
Is your landlord Chuck McGill?
seat is too deep for a good titfuck, and that's all roasties are good for, so I agree with her
The outside smog is "too thick" for it to be able to "penetrate the brain". I've had this discussion with her before.
big if true
Then walls would be thick enough assuming you're both not in the same room.
>>Rent pic related for £800pm
you have to be in london to pay that much for a ROOM
Based.
England and Wales > Scotland > Ireland > Londonistan
What's the issue?
women
I swear this pic is almost a decade old
You can't rationally explain things to irrational people, if we could then these zoomers wouldn't be chopping their dicks off, you know?
How's that any different than when girls in their mid to late 20s have bears and shit on their beds?
YMS?
Yes. That wall definately needs a sticker saying love, laugh, learn on it along with some Buddha ornaments.
That’s a boy
lmao tell the owner to go fuck themselves.
god i hate women
>yes I fill my room with pointless possessions
why?
umm swotty, how do you know to live laugh love if it doesn't say so on the wall?
>stuff on the walls
>knick knacks
>walls aren't white
would not live in
>that's a boy
>have bald male character
>make it female
>she now has hair
i hate this cliche
Rate my building plan
now THIS is what peak performance looks like
>you will never love anyone as much as she loves vegeta
No that's an angel who can assume any human form it desires
my last apartment looked like that. I would prop myself up and browse on my laptop by sitting on the side of my bed and have my mouse/mousepad on the floor
London needs to be nuked. I say that with absolute sincerity. Nothing and bobody of worth exists in that shithole.
BAF(based as fuck)
LMAO THAT WRIST REST
>BASED
>a bed
>pointless
Where's the stove?
>tfw only just remembered the cum collecting user
>tfw you haven't seen him post at his usual time in about 6 years now
This is what always worries me about Yea Forums(nel). You have a few laughs with the memers, you dab on a few normies, you probably argue with the same people that you're more than similar to, and when they die we never know because we're all anonymous.
Just think how many anons must have died over the years and none of us ever knew about it. Anons could have been murdered right while they were posting and we had no clue. Anons could be getting murdered RIGHT NOW (there are a LOT of Brazilians that post(ed) here).
Very, very sad.
the chair mat is what kills me
pls r8
Always wanted a lava lamp
No living room? It's shit.
Oven with stovetop
I don't want company
that could be a really comfy home
but you should invest in some houseplants and shelves
>hot sauce bottle
kek
>manlet bed
There is a bed it's in the corner. Mattresses are bad for my back
What's wrong with it
ITS KINDA TRUE BUT THEN YOU REALIZE NICE STUFF IS NICE FOR ITS OWN SAKE
THE THOTS CAN COME AND GO
Why not just put this all in a bin
souless
As someone who lives here, I wholeheartedly second this.
Bit empty, and no bed for the dogger?
Got the idea to run my bed across the room from this guy.
Nope, its Sneed McFeed
How's the nicotine addiction coming along?
7/10 pretty good aside from the pewdiepie pic
>no slippy uh
What's that?
OH NO NONONONO
BAD FENG SHUI
YGSIU
Seems to be a popular coffee table.
trying to quit smoking believe me that thing doesn't leave the house
>tfw have lava lamp
>tfw bulb fucks up on it
>tfw get new bulb from brother
>tfw "this isn't the right kind of bulb"
>tfw "yeah, but it fits"
>tfw lava lamp sits completely askew now
>tfw switch it on
>tfw the "lava" takes ages to move then starts moving as one big lump (it normally takes a while anyway to heat up)
>tfw where did those bubbles come from?
>tfw fuck this and turn it off, it's not even doing its main job
>tfw forget about it
>tfw watch show about strange deaths
>tfw some kid put a lava lamp on the stove and heated it up
>tfw he was watching the display then the whole thing exploded
>tfw find out you have to use certain bulbs because of the heat they generate is just right, but if it's too strong or whatever the case can't hold the pressure in and the whole thing will explode
>tfw put it in a cupboard just in case
Do not fool around with technology if you do get one. The results can be fatal.
>FENG SHUI
cringe
>tfw my only reason to live is to one day have a comfy house
Modern rooms' color schemes are the ebola
Damn I wish I could afford to rent an appartment...
a non-slip mat
What light bulbs are you using that still emit that much heat?
WELL CENTERED
GOOD FURNITURE BALANCE
BUT
>ANI*ME
OOF&YIKESPILLED
BRUH ITS ALL REAL
>bulb fucks up on it
>fucking bin it and get a new one
what you should have done
Topcomfy except for those disgusting posters.
>that Casablanca poster
Gets me every time
>old republicfags
accompany's the drum
To make it work properly or when it all went fucked up? The fucked up one was like a spotlight, you know the kind people had the '90s, the pretty big ones? The ones you're supposed to use are just like them, except they're flat so the part containing the liquid can sit flat and even on it.
I'm not sure of the overall differences between them though. I haven't used it in years now.
Nah senpai it's just the bulb. Everything else was fine.
awfully slippery for the chair i'm guessing
>have high-paying job
>only ten years ago could easily afford a house
>now can't get house since everyone is getting a mortgages because interest is almost down to zero
>real estate prices explode
>more and more people
>less and less land
never ever.
>LIVE LAUGH LOVE
HA
THIS TRITE GENERIC SHIT IS SO BAD, BUT SO PERVASIVE, FUCKING EVERYWHERE
LIKE THE EPITOME OF FEM NPC, SUCH BASIC CREATURES
>be zoomer in us
>owning a house is literally gonna be impossible even with a good job and no kids
cool thanks boomers
>Think I should stop living with my parents.
>But they just fixed up my room and made it more comfy than ever.
If they want me to leave they are going about it the wrong way
>muffled Goodbye Horses in the background
How come no one ever acknowledges thots' awful rooms? They all look the same.
>no bedframe/boxspring, just a mattress on the ground with minimal covering
>clothes thrown everywhere
>dirty-ass flip flops in the corner
>white dresser that looks like it's about to fall off with entire makeup/polish collection on top of it
>tiny TV with either a Fire Stick or PS4 connected to it
>TV either has the plastic still on it
post the finished version
Having a bedroom not conducive to sleep results in diminished sleep.
HUMBLE HOMES WITH MOTTOES ON THE WALL
SYMBOLS AND SIGNS IN FRAMED DESIGNS
SURE
TO KEEP THE POOR POOR
IN FEAR OF A GOD WHO HADN'T SAVED THEM AFTER ALL
You could buy a house right now but you don't want to move out.
I just got a 5 grand loan and I'm gonna use it to buy some land. I'm gonna be a fucking land owner. Maybe use it as a place to fight dogs and cats.
>if it has new paint on every surface you can add one or two 0s to the price
>no superfluous &
shit flat, would not live in
- thot
>BE A SOCIETAL SLAVE. NOW! BE AFRAID OF WHAT OTHERS THINK! CONFORM! REEEEEEEEE!
All I know about thot rooms these days is that if I see a tapestry and laptop, she's either cammed, has a cashapp or has had sex at least twice that week.
>reminding yourself every day that you're an accident
COPE
That's why you shouldn't be telling more Mexicans to come in. You should be driving them out.
>Have 1m homes
>Have 750k Americans and 500k Mexicans
>Need another 250k homes in order for the supply to meet the demand
>Alternatively sending the Mexicans back instantly creates a surplus of 250k homes which drives down demand and with it the price of the existing homes
I know you zoomers are used to having everything handed to you on a plate, but from time to time you have to get your hands dirty. Otherwise you have no room for complaint.
What is it with weeb girls and having freakishly long fingers? They all have alien hands.
>Normie gets uncomfortable when the reduced structure reveals the nature of the simulacrum
Pathetic.
At times like this it doesn't feel too bad being a thirld worlder desu. I have a piece this piece of land but still, it will take decades to amount the money for the country house I want because salaries are ultra shit
I live in the south. A new 3B2Ba in my area are 175-200k which is a paltry mortgage. I'm between two colleges and two cities.
more like
>yankee zoomers can't ever be comfy
kek
Not enough pillows.
>watching flavor of the month show whilst sitting in an after school hangout thread
You are a normalfag, normalfag
It's not but most normal people know that women are childish and a proper man should be above that.
needs more floor pillows. chair pillows guests put in floor because they're uncomfortable.
my mum decorates like that
Bing! Bing! Wahoo!
The useless table with pillows really sells it
>carpeting
i'm with her on this one
They all do. They're not happy if they didn't "find this in a little shop in so and so" but it's really from bed bath and beyond next to costco
jeff foxworthy had a joke about "women buy things that just smell good. you've never bought a candle, but your wife has bought more than plenty"
Where do you live? South America?
>doesn't buy a bed
>buys a chairmat
I make six figures and I've never been compelled to buy a chairmat.
For me, it's this.
lmaoing @ the state neurotypical males
Kek
That should be illegal.
>Put me in coach, I'm ready to see the kino.
woman detected
walking around on something soft > walking around on something hard
tile floors for the bathroom and kitchen
based table
>that pile of clutter inside the cabinet
Would not ally with to be honest
tfw your move was delayed a couple months and don’t feel like putting everything back
>walking around on something soft > walking around on something hard
woman detected
My mum's a minimalist, doesn't like having any furniture other than necessities.
Fixer Upper because Chip and Joana Gaines refuse to fix homes for faggot queer couples.
I know that life. I ain't proud of it, but I know it.
Yes. Colombia.
I wish I could go around showing my power level aura like this.
nah nigga women are all about irrationally uncomfortable things for the sake of being pretty + expensive
Have you seen any jaguars on your porch?
I just let my wife decorate it. I have more important things to do with my time.
>Yes. Colombia.
A donde estan las drogas?
Are you a legit gnome?
How do you fit in this bed?
>for the sake of being pretty + expensive
you mean carpeting?
shoo shoo and go dilate
>tile floors for the bathroom and kitchen
I hate seeing carpet in kitchens or bathrooms. Unironically learned in a cooking class at school that you should never have carpets in either because if you drop anything in the kitchen while you're cooking then your carpet is fucked, and if you use carpet in the bathroom it constantly gets wet and starts to get all kinds of fucked up off the damp.
looks weird because of her tiny but still perfect hands
If the pieces are still in production you can order them very easily.
lego.com
Just type in the set number, I guess you have 6211, and it should list everything except figures. If you run into trouble look up the set on Bricklink and see if a part has variants.
what bizarro world are you living in where carpet is more expensive (or prettier) than hard wood floors?
There are not jaguars in this zone. My grandparents would see oncillas all the time though. It seems they all were killed.
My dad has always wanted to plant marijuana just for the lolz.
>"Just move to the rust belt bro!"
A lot of masturbation goes on in that room. Kudos for hiding the tissues, lube and tenga
genuinely based, I hope with that setup you quickly develop better taste in anime.
Fucking BASED Legochad
Have children
Men are more utilitarian, wood/tile floors are easier to keep clean and more hygienic. You sacrifice comfort for utilitarianism.
the one where stupid boomers and gen Xers that fell for boomer memes cover up existing hardwood flooring with carpeting because they think it looks better
do you know how common that is?
you mock, but this guy i probably a colonel in russian counter intel
Is that kid this guy?
mmmm imagine her toucher her cunny with that finger
Better than this. It's $35 dollars a night or 1050$ a month btw
Meanwhile, in Russia...
is this the wework™ of living spaces?
how dystopian
yikes, imagine the smell
vagina lamp
Is this that m00t man I hear so much about?
That guy looks like he really doesn't wanna be there, but the women look like they are actually enjoying themselves... Do women really so no problem with living like that?
Those college degrees are really paying off.
Fucking hipsters
I can smell the s.o.y from here
well
>get top bunk bed
>just casually start masturbating while blasting porn on max. volume
I love it.
2
You're room is great user. The posters are shitty, but not that shitty.
Cali is really ready for communism I see
>sacrifice comfort
Personally I prefer the hardwood. I don't really think carpeting is too comfortable at all really. there's never going to be a time where I'm spending a significant amount of time on the floor anyway
the "comfort" it provides is outweighed by the upkeep needed to keep it from feeling disgusting and it's hell to clean if you spill liquids on it. and god forbid you have pets
You get the same experience on hardwood floors with a pair of house slippers
You joke but I can assure you at least one person out there is mailing out constructed lego sets to bespoke porn girls for them to step on it with highheels.
/thread
>boomers bring mexicans in US for cheap labor
>"Oh shit that was a terrible idea"
>"Why don't you fix our problems bucko? My boat is about to get repossessed"
After we genocide the mexicans, you're next you geriatric fuck
I recently took the 2Dpill and i hate to say it but this is probably my future
honestly not bad for a single-stay hotel
I sleep on the floor like this only I have a box spring. I have absolutely no art,plants, or anything hanging on my walls. I never gave it any thought until a girl I work with came over and kept saying I need to hang some art on the walls.
>no funko pops
this guy needs more onions in his diet
My bedroom has a stripper pole and mini-bar. If you're a single man, I highly recommend having them in your bedroom. Women fantasize about being stripper sluts, all women. Just the sight of the pole makes them horny.
But how do you masturbate? Or fuck?
When I get home I’ll post a picture of the house from which I’m renting a room. The landlady is a 100% generic npc and she literally has “love, laugh live” on posters and pillows and shit as well as pictures of the eiffel tower.
If the price was lower and there was a wall instead of the open gap in front, I wouldn't mind staying there. Not permanently, but I could last a few months
I like the Star Wars posters.
i used to live there for over a year
also i'm an architect
one of my friends house is like this. The real scary part is the spiderwebs in the corners of the room
A stripper pole is to women what a pull up bar is to men. You see one in someone's house, you gotta hang there.
That room looks like the kind of place set up for a sex offender on monitored release.
Sex is forbidden and I'm guessing jerking off is as well, although I don't see it mentioned anywhere
timeout.com
I bet the place you work at is really nice though. (and also full of paper everywhere)
Swap the couch and TV.
>better access to door
>entrance always in view in case of intruders
>visitors at front door can't spy on your program
Are you 12? That's a kid's bed.
>Sex is forbidden and I'm guessing jerking off is as well
Sounds like prison, except they willingly pay for the privilege.
>watching Kino
>not living within kino
easily best ITT, show up close images of the tank pls.
based
How much work is it to maintain all these plants?
Also, your balcony look certified /comfy/
Well fuck that noise, you'd not only be sexually frustrated but also constantly surrounded by the opposite gender that sounds awful.
Who gets a yellow comforter?
They enjoy it because they're getting attention.
That floor is gonna be better for his back than any pillow can hope to be.
>destiny's bounty
Fucking sweet!
God I wish I was that bookshelf
GOD TIER: Books
TOP TIER: Film posters, paintings
ACCEPTABLE TIER: Neon lights or any other gimmick around lighting
BOTTOM TIER: Physical Video Games, Anime and Vidya posters
SHIT TIER: Toys or any type of manchild collectibles
>Who gets a yellow comforter?
Its not yellow, its just that 2700K lighting casts a yellow shade on everything and digital cameras make it look even more yellow, necessitating color balancing afterwards in photoshop.
I want to have a sweaty loud thereesome with those two slightly chubby Asian girls in the bottom left
>vape
Smoke real cigs you pussy
my room
Boomers don't have problems, they've been retired in Flordia for the last 25 years playing golf and living off their pension plan. Not to mention the vast amounts of real estate they own by picking them up dirt cheap back when you could do that.
But if we're being realistic we know the bigger problem isn't boomers, zoomers, Mexicans, or even bl*cks. So unless you're planning a final solution for that particular question, the issues will continue to repeat in the future.
Oh, and fucking @ me again and I'll stop playing the part of Mr Nice Guy, capciche?
>this is your average /capeshit/ user
And you wonder why this place is in ruins.
Stop stealing my picture fag
9/10 Would bury my face in that skirt
gross and creepy face
where are plants?
Where are features such as fish tanks or sculptures?
Sick.
are u australian?
what the fuck, not even discussing how disturbing it must be to live this way but you can rent a regular room for less than $1000 in a god damn NYC
where is this supposed to be?
Looks hauntingly like my first gf. Same decor in her house, same type of clothes, same expression. Different eye colour, but otherwise uncannily similar.
i was into comics when i was in high school. dont really care for them anymore. just have that stuff up cause it would be a waste to have them put away somewhere. plus, my girlfriend likes them.
based aussie boomer
trump's, erm, house.
Go away, bizzaro-me
GoT
> no windows to be seen anywhere
what is going on here ffs
what do you think boys
This is blue black dress shit all over again. It's fucking yellow.
>sell crap on ebay
>replace with aesthetic plants.
That shelf is perffect for plants.
>@ me
Twitter zoomer confirmed
You think that's fucked? Looking it up some of these places charge $50 a day or $1500 a month
Gud Burguh.
90iq
>tfw the only comfy threads that ever happen on Yea Forums are when they aren't about tv or film
Is this some kind of purgatory? Like that Twilight Zone episode with the gambler?
plants are boring though. everyone who comes into my room for the first time looks at my shit for a minute. if i had plants nobody would give a shit. i have a big back yard with tons of fruit trees and other plants. dont need them in my house too.
Cramped and uncomfy
Decent looking, why is the tv so high though?
goddamn you just KNOW
Time to move out of mom's basement.
TV a bit small, make at least 65 inch and it'll be proper kino and comfy
TV is too high. Midline of TV should be at same level as your head when sitting down in couch.