What are some good dwarf kinos/ movies that feature dwarves in a prominment role? Willow, The Station Agent, Troll 2...

The wizard of Oz

what is this fucking board's obsession with midgets

Can't believe I forgot to name Bad Santa. Such a great film. How is the sequel? I hear it's complete shit. Worth a watch or nah?

youtube.com/watch?v=dKDrfAznREs

I know I shouldn't have, but I really liked this movie.

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Step aside, you literal plebs

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>be Warick
>enjoying the attention from the red carpet press, maybe some directors and producers too
>wait why is that lanklet coming towards me
>oh its that Tyrion guy who steals all my roles
>wait no, NO NO dont stand beside me ARGGGH NO NO, they'll know how much of a midge i am. Oh shit. Oh fuck it's happening
>Just stay calm, straighten your posture no one will even notice
>"AYE Warwick hows the weather down there" *everyone laughs, photos are taken
>This Lanklet is clearly the infamous Yea Forums, he's thinks he can mock me,ME, I was in Willow. He is just asking for this big clapback
>alright Here its goes, "Ya know Tyrion i was originally asked to audition for the role of Tyrion b-"
"But, But what Warick you couldn't get out of your high chair" Everyone laughs, Gervais's cackle can be heard.
>Just laugh it off, just laugh it off I'm Warick god damm Davis the biggest star of Star Wars movies and Willow, just rise above it, smile and stand tall in the face of mockery nothing can bring me down
>Just smile for the camera, everything is fine* Camera man gets down on one Knee and takes the photo
>Go home, decide to have a sip of beer to knock me out and forget the horrible night *takes a sip, knocks me out for the night
>wake up 3am the following day, literally drowning in a pool of my own sweat
>Decide I'll go on my phone, climb the step up to my desk and drag the phone with all my strength
>see a kid on twitter is cyberbullying me and my famiy yet again
>had enough, time to give this long legged fuck the fright of his life
>write a message telling him that the police will come for him and what he wrote was well and truly a hate crime which he will pay for, this will bring him down a peg i bet. IVE WON.
>hear a notification sound
>Look up at phone
>He replied
>Midge

In Bruges like the anons said above. Midget is hilariously racist.

It's not complete shit. He bangs Christina Hendricks up the ass in a back alley at one point.

X-Men flick had a midget?? Which one?

youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs#t=22s

Reminder that Dinklage was in the music video for a song endorsing pedophilia, playing Midget #3

MOGGED

MIDGE-MOG, MIDGE-MOGGED, MIDGE-MOGGING

Do you think famous midgets don't like taking pictures with other famous midgets? Like it'd make sense to me, the only reason people want a photo of you two together is solely because you two are famous midgets

Thirding this

Are you people posting Warwick Davis all the time just acting it or do you really not know the gem that is Life's Too Short?

youtube.com/watch?v=brk9_Caxuvs
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youtube.com/watch?v=7jtTjfEW7iQ

Educate yourselves, for fuck's sake

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

3 billboards outside ebbing

what the FUCK is his problem?

X-Men: First Class has Tyrion Lannister in it.

Also add Pixels to the overall list while you're at it.

>That second link
Top fucking kek

It was Days of Future Past, not First Class.

don't you mean Days of Future Past??

ctrl + f no "Living in Oblivion"

Plebs.

Yeah whatever, the one where he's a scientist in the 60s or something

Elf with Will Ferrell has the Dink in one scene, which might not seem like much but it's really fucking funny. Rest of the movie is Ferrellkino too if you're into that.

Does anyone else... find that they simply are endlessly bothered by Will Ferrel? The only role that makes me laugh is him in Zoolander as Mugatu. Something about him just sets my teeth on edge.

Here, have a (You); you've earned it.

>Gervais's cackle can be heard.
Kek.

>drag the phone with all my strength

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What is the name of the one were a pig attacks a village and a dwarf has to return a baby?

I will never stop posting this in relevant threads.

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Did he ever receive a satisfactory reply?
Did he escalate through legal recourse?
did hiro cooperate?

Hiro probably deleted the email thinking it was a troll.

Man do I hope this escalates. In all seriousness.

What happened? Could I get a short rundown on this?

>Hiro
*hiro, snd his usual response is to just pretend he can't read English

I'm guessing you weren't here the couple of days this blew up a few weeks ago. Someone on twitter took a screencap from one of the pastas about him that are posted here and sent it to him. Then Warwick tried to contact "Yea Forums" and posted his tweet.

Pic related is what was sent to him on twitter.

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Lol

Warwick Davis assumed Yea Forums was like any other site and would be intimidated by a celebrity of his calibre threatening legal action, and they would issue an apology and ban the use in question.

Little did he realise that this is nothing but a shithole full of retards obsessed with repeating numbers at the end of their posts and that it's owned by a japanese sociopath who would probably try and boil him in a pot if they ever met.

Yeah James McAvoy, pretty cute for a midget, too

Based Hiro.

Station agent was kino, thought I was the only person on the planet who saw it

>a shithole full of retards obsessed with repeating numbers at the end of their posts
N-no you!

I want to watch gookmoot cook and eat Warwick Davis. I want to to look at his dead, merciless bugman eyes as the gremlin shrieks.

bah gawd, that man had a family!!

I think its that he has a resting angry face, and he looks like a giant Neanderthal. It sets off a primal fear in some people.

fuckin KEK

I find that I'm not afraid of him but it's like... everything about him just grates to such a degree that I just want him gone.

Willow

I just spat out my drink you asshole

Peak kino

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Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

Dare I say, based, redpilled and /ouranon/?

kek

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

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Why does he let Karl Pilkington and Rocky Gervais bully him so much. Then seethes over Yea Forums making a little joke (no pun intended) about thrusting a collective boot with vigorous velocity directed with precision to his jaw.

Have you seen videos of Harrison Davis? I am doing the world a favour by butchering a being that is more defective piglet than human and punishing the bastard that brought such an abomination into this world.

>4'11

vs

>5'2

Pretty much everyone age 40+ simply does not understand how this hellhole of a website works. They don't "get" Yea Forums. A midge is no exception.

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Based

I wish we could put all the midgets on a bountiful island and leave them there for a hundred years. They become a small and primitive yet prosperous society... until the big people come with their tanks, fighter jets, helicopters, machetes, guns, and aircraft carriers. Blow that island to smithereens and butcher those little fuckers like pigs. It would be such a fun time out with the lads. We enslave the survivors and force them to build hotels and holiday homes on the beloved island that was once their home, and we desecrate all of their important and holy sites.

Add this one to the soup pot

>Danny Elfman
>Has dwarfs in his music video

LEL LOL LAL LUL LÄL LÖL

midge sized hotels or regular?

>Why does he let Karl Pilkington and Rocky Gervais bully him so much.
Do you think he has a choice? If he got uppity and started throwing around his weight they'd just pick him up and put him on a coat hanger.

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If Warwick wanted to commit suicide, would he use a shoe lace?

cope harder manlets on sucide watch

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Now i want to see an action movie about two dwarves that are secret agents trying to kill eachother.

he'd hang himself from one of these

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Would be the best shit ever,they would use day to day objects as weapons.
There would be a shoelace scene tjat was used as garrote wire, then n would impale the other using a pen and then they can have a swordfigth using needles and etc...

Is midge like calling a black person nig

>RAHT U SAY GIJIN? FUCK U TINY AMERICAN HAHAHA

>I SERR YOU EMAIL TO HIGHEST BIDDEL
>NOT YOU THO U VERY TINY BIDDEL HAHAHA

My Dinner with Herve is legit kino