Ask him what movies he likes

Based

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Just because you had your dick mutilated doesn't mean you're no longer a man

Cause boats are fucking cool? You wouldnt get it.

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your problem is that you're literally going after jock-types that you are sexually attracted to and then getting mad when they spend most of their time cheating in relationships and drinking at work rather than watching good films.

god damn

you wouldn't fuck someone who knows this shit

>rent free over cocks
yikes, my dude

>I need a good boat movie
Das Boot
Hunt for Red October
Master & Commander
The Final Countdown

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based misanthrope

ah bloo bloo

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This

...

>TIME TO WATCH TRANSFORMERS

I laughed way harder than I should have, fuck

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Buh buh buh BASED

>How can I find someone to discuss surrealist cinéma a la Buñuel with?
I dont know, but if you want we can discuss Das Boot

Gonna start telling females my favorite movie is das boot

Mommy milkies

He wants you to watch Das Boot with him

>ewwwww are you like a Nazi or something? Stay the fuck away from me creepy rapist *walks over to Chad*

>a bloo bloo
Cringe

Based.

Fuck yeah, Boats.

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Speed 2

The first Transformers is kino as hell.

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Black Sea is another boatkino.

a bloo bloo
beat me to it, but I'm still gonna post it

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ALARM

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Go back to you cunt, Yea Forums isn't your personal blogspot.

>*walks over to Chad*
But i'm the alt right chad, user...

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Captian Ron

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>Yea Forums is a ship board

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>Transformers
Ah, back then Megan Fox was still human instead of an ayy lmao. Good times.

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>women talking shit about anyone when it comes to movies they want to watch

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Based Chads.

Thicc and meaty

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wait what kind of boats does he mean?

sailboats? or like a navy movie? or a jet boat?

>ask Bane what movies he likes
>he says "I don't know something with planes"
Why are men like this? How can I find someone to discuss CIA cinema with?

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All boats

www.glamour.com/story/hooking-up-with-trump-voters-essay/amp
kek

men onry wan one ting! It disgus mee!

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...

Based roastie.

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>tfw have never met a cutie to discuss Dali’s Golden Age with
yo bitch, where you at? California and New Orleans bitches don’t give a shit about that kind of stuff

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How about the 2010 version of Moby Dick they fucking nuke Moby Dick? Yes, it's just as terrible as it sounds.

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NOT YET KAMERADEN NOT YET!

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gotta nuke something

>the news makes me want to cry
>I want to throw my phone across the room after reading trumps latest tweet
She likes to fuck Trump supporters because she's a nutjob steeped in identity politics.

literally me

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Is this on TV this morning? My dad just said he was watching this when I called earlier.

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Misanthropy is helluva drug.

>ask CIA what movies he likes
>he says: "I don't know something with big guys"
Why are small guys like this? How can I find a CIA agent to discuss flight plans and Dr. Pavel with?

I fucking laugh everytime

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MFW I'm a bad boy because of my political orientation
God Bless

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>ask dr Pavel what movies he likes
>nothing, I like nothing
why are doctors like this? How can I find a doctor that knows now's not the time for fear?

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What man has ever said "something with boats"?

based ah bloo bloo poster

have sex

a lot if is anything to go by

Praaaf

cringe

And anything fitting that description is better than anything women like.
Apart from White House Down maybe, one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Master and Commander is easily one of the best and most comfy movies ive ever seen. The Terror was pretty great for the first couple of episodes too.

>girls ask me my favorite movie
>i say Forbidden Planet
>they ask what it is all confused
>roll my eyes and explain it
>they shut up

Terror was great as long as the Tuunbaaq wasn't present.

If someone asks me what my favorite movie is I'm just going to assume that they don't actually care and the question is only a pretext to verbally attack me.

I sincerely hope that bulge is a penis.

I did. A lot.10 years ago.

same. i am done breeding with these women.
i am enjoying my retirement from them now with my sex doll. fuck women! bu only when you are both young ;)

I was more annoyed by the faggot traitor but when i discovered the whole thing was based on true events i end up very pissed at the "muh supernatural monster" shit.

best boat kino, coming through

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Nobody wants a dusty dick.

ARTHOES ARE ALL TIRESOME PSEUDS

YOULL REALIZE AFTER A FEW IT WAS BETTER TO JUST GO WITH BIMBOS

LEAVE THE THINKING TO THE MEN SWEETY :^)

I liked the faggot traitor until his great reveal.
They could have just made him go insane, but no, HURR I WAS THE EVIL GUY FROM THE VERY BEGINNING DURR

there is literally nothing wrong with boats

>have enough willpower to continue training
>use it in other areas in life such as work
>achieve success
>scoff at cunts telling you got it because of privilege
What a surprise.

Posts like this make me glad I have better tastes in women.

If I ever meet a woman who loves boat movies as much as I do there's gonna be a ring on her finger.

All is Lost

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>I ask him what movies he likes
>he stares in the distance, his eyes glance. Suddenly I can hear some drum music playing outside I think, I didn't know there was a festival in town. A plane flies over our house. He starts muttering "With no survivors..."
>I ask him what has he just said
>"I don't know something with boats"
Why are men like this? How can I find someone to discuss surrealist cinéma a la Buñuel with?

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THE NEW SAVE THE PRESIDENT FLICK LOOKS GREAT

EVEN SOME BOATS IN IT TOO

THOSE SWARM AI KAMIKAZE DRONES ARE VICIOUS AS FUCK
youtube.com/watch?v=nBhNlO4fJ7M

THOTS CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY CANT UNDERSTAND, JUST WORRY ABOUT SUCKING THIS DICK BB

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boat girls are sluts

>Why are men like this? How can I find someone to discuss surrealist cinéma a la Buñuel with?
He did discuss surrealist cinema with you but the discussion went over your head.

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

Change transformers for F&F and it's literally me.

A bitch is a bitch.

Dont forget speed 2

Would you trade your gf for a one-man sailboat capable of sailing the Mediterranean sea? I'm conflicted, she's great and all, but a boat is probably greater.

Triangle was a decent spooky boat flick, Deep Rising is a fun popcorn monster film

ITS THE SAME MALE DRIVE TO CONQUER

BUT THOTS ARE DIAMOND DOZEN
NO THOT CAN COMPARE TO THE OCEAN

THEIR JEALOUS OF BOATS, IS REALLY WHAT IT IS
THEY UNDERSTAND BOATS FINE, THEY JUST CAN'T COMPETE :^)

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If you meet NGOs ships trying to save rapefugees, sink them, thanks.

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I watched Bed & Board, and in it Antoine Doinel gets a job controlling RC boats in a model harbor.

Then I watched The Women Next Door and Gerard Depardieu had a job teaching people how to steer oil tankers in miniatures the size of small motor boats.

what was Francois Truffaut's obsession with miniature boats? would OP hate me for liking these movies?

The bounty

Muppets: Treasure Island

This moment is one of my favourites in movie history.

I'd trade literally any female for a one-way ticket to a Titan colonization effort. Did you know that Titan's atmosphere is sufficient that you could stand on it's surface without a pressure suit? All you'd need is an oxygen mask, and some winter clothing (it's pretty cold). You could stand openly on an alien world. The view of Saturn filling up the sky would be awe inspiring.

Did you know that Titan also has such low gravity that rain falls down not in droplets, but as blobs of water that fall so slowly that they have time to mostly evaporate before reaching the surface?

this your brain on NASA "science" grow up

>I don't know something with boats
>nuclear pirate kino
based

sand pebble

Let me guess, the only ""science"" you support is the one proclaiming ""white people"" superior, am I right?

Whether you typed this ironically, unironically, or as bait, you are a retard.

>G-grow up!
Lol. Like you did?

Yeah like uh
*fucks 1 millionth guy, catches another std*
Guys are totally
*cakes skin in makeup to the point they end up destroying and killing any healthy skin tissue on their face*
They're like totally
*fucks a dog, aborts a baby*
Like I'm being super cereal
*divorces a guy, takes all his money and the kids*
So like they are totally
*hits the wall at mach 3*
So, like, stupid an sheit!
*destroys your hobby*

The absolute state of wet holes.

based and thruthpilled

I find it hilarious that 90 percent of this board are virgins well into their twenties

well yeah, why do you think we're here? Otherwise I'd be out having fun with people my age...

Speed 2

Go back to stormfront.

>Goes to the gym for an hour
>Eats six pounds of tendies afterwards
>I'm such a Chad

Posting boat music
youtube.com/watch?v=xMRpYtAhGAo
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>tfw you will never be on a ship filled with your best bros exploring the world together.
>mfw

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We need to start sterilizing or outright killing all women who don't act extremely feminine and submissive. We can't take half measures or be patient with problematic women. We need to slaughter them all.

Consider Japan. I can't tell you how many countless videos I've watched where one girl is sucking the man's dick, a second is gently caressing his nuts, and a third is gingerly tonguing his butthole, all at the same time. They are all squealing with delight at the opportunity to pleasure him this way. You can scour the earth and you will never find a video of white women doing anything remotely similar to this. This is a fucking problem. It's unacceptable that white women are allowed to do anything we don't authorize them to do.

Do you know why Japan produces submissive women like this? Because for thousands of years, new generations of samurais would literally thot patrol the island and katana-chop the heads off of any women who showed them the slightest degree of sass. They COMMANDED the women to get on their knees and service them. Any who disobeyed were executed, along with their children.

We need to learn from this example. The time for words is over. The time for killing is now.

>Reality is what I strawman it to be
Never gets any less pathetic

>t. 28-year-old virgin
Don't forget, you're here forever.

I was with you until you said literally kill all women. yikes. going to have to push back on that a bit.

>newfag
Oh no...

>boats

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captain phillips

is there any particular reason why women don't understand the thrill of battling against the elements to survive?