I'm unironically getting this for my niece

Why bother when he made nanotech Antman suits for everyone?

As opposed to ironically getting it for your niece?

My niece is 10 and I'd totally ram

Those lines coming off the mouth of the mask make it look like an old woman's face.

Admit it, you buying this to hot glue it
Any family you have ignores you at best and actively avoids you at worst
Also

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Based wholesome user. I hope you buy her legos and treat her to ice cream

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the tiny eyes make it look like an alien.

My niece really likes Alita and I wanted to get her one of those really nice figures that they made, but they were all too expensive or sold out so I just got her a couple of funko pop things. They are ugly as shit, but I guess some people like them.

Answer these questions for me:

Isn't Pepper Potts about 50 years old in the MCU? How can she have kids at her age? She'll be about 70 years old when her kid turns 18! Wtf were her and Tony thinking?

While the armor looks nice, what was Pepper thinking about going into that final battle in Endgame? Who is watching her kid???

What if she and/or Tony both got killed? Does she want to be a widow and leave her kid with no parents?

Do these thoughts not cross the writers minds?

I have the Iron Man mark 42.
You know those things have tiny parts and aren't made for kids right?

Wish I could afford pic related

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>Isn't Pepper Potts about 50 years old in the MCU?
I think Tony was only like 45 when he died in Endgame. RDJr obviously looks older than that, but Tony was a teenager when his dad died in the 90's iirc. There's no reason to assume Pepper is older than Tony. Even if she's the same age as Tony and had a kid at 40 or 41, she's unbelievably rich. Like, more money than any person who actually exists. Money can buy a lot of science.

Brah, is Tony's bitch. She probably had one of her eggs fertilized with Tony's DNA and had the embryo grow is some pod somewhere

you just want to hotglue it

Yeah she's a sweetheart :)

Asking too much of a capeshit, aren't we?

One wonders why their daughter wasn't already wearing the suit and joining the girl squad in the scene lol

Then what "friday" purpose?

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>He said Bruce was the only one "smart" enough to operate the hulkbuster
When did he say that? He wasn't even around when Bruce wore that armor.

So some random secretary is smarter than peak superhumans, spies, and people who can calculate pinpoint accuracy in milliseconds..

Yeah you mean the “random secretary” that’s been fucking tony for the past 10 years and living with him? The one that knows how he builds his shit?

Why couldn't it be a cute sweaty girl in the armor instead of an old hag who hit the wall?

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Where's the lime launcher?

too bad we will never see her again.....

that's a nice doll, looks really detailed. how much is it, $50?

Fuck off

Apparently living with someone allows them to become as smart as the person they're with. Oppenheimer's wife could totally design an atom bomb.

Just give her the D

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Tony Stark is canonically born in 1970 in the MCU. Morgan should be born in 2018 or 2019? I'm not quite sure. If Pepper is born in the late seventies or early eighties, it's not unreasonable to assume they could have a kid the old way.

She does when he fuckin tells her most of his secrets. Stop whining. If anyone should know how to handle one it would be her. Why wouldn’t he teach his gf how to use one

So SJWs are ruining even superheroes, what's the next step? Arresting all white males for thoughtcrime?

Ironantspiderhulkbuster suits for everyone!

Tony’s supposed to be a genius, Pepper is not and was never shown to be. He can technobabble all he wants it doesn’t mean she can process that info.

fuck off uneducated amerimutt

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A 15 year old kid does ok with the Iron Spider suit.

You need help bud

Or maybe Tony rigged the suit to be more automated than his. Perhaps Friday is handling most of the work. A better analogy is the Iron Man suit is stick shift. And Pepper's Friday suit is an automatic transmission.

God I hope bubba gets his negro hands on your pale skin one of these days

>buying her an uncreative doll

yikes! Get her something intellectually stimulating that comes with pride and accomplishment like a scale model

since when has america had a preference for purple?
Wait, is there a country that has a mostly purple flag?

does it come with a ceramic egg you can boil and put in your frontbutt

kek

15 year old kid hacked the operating system on the first Spider-Man suit

Ever since the Infinity saga ended, ive been buying Thor comics, I just love the character. Probably spent $500+ on just Thor/Avengers comics this month, and its actually a really nice change laying in bed and reading, taking your time, getting properly into the story, instead of it being fed to you. Not only that, but I actually feel joy and happiness reading these.

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I can't think of any flag with purple, I guess the romans (+Byzantines) are closest since they considered purple a very high-status color but they didn't have flags in today's sense

plastic goop

Except this analogy is retarded, because what’s the point of driving stick if Auto is just more efficient. Capeshit writing is godawful

Doesnt Bosnia(or Serbia) have some purple flag

Americans still so insecure about their non manual driving skills

>I feel joy and happiness reading these

Congratulations you failed

You still have time to repent though

nah, they have blue but not purple

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Not enough time - Thanos came out of nowhere

We get it. You're a genius who demands zero fun in his cinema. You can fuck off now.

Watching them fight together was the best part of the whole movie. That shit was anime as fuck.

>Isn't Pepper Potts about 50 years old in the MCU? How can she have kids at her age? She'll be about 70 years old when her kid turns 18! Wtf were her and Tony thinking?

Bridgitte Nielsen had a kid at the age of 60.

>Who is watching her kid???

Hogan

>What if she and/or Tony both got killed? Does she want to be a widow and leave her kid with no parents?

Maybe she got sick of watching Tony and decide to join him for a change. Besides she had 5 years to practise the suit

Simonson Thor was best Thor

Castrate yourself with a rusty butter knife

Cope all you want but modern 8 cyl engines are far more efficient than your gas raping manual engines. Sorry you can’t afford a new car eurocuck.
No Fun =\= logic
Capeshit can be fun but I can’t like someone with so many plot holes and character inconsistencies. I can’t turn my brain off, unlike you, so it will bother me to no end

have sex

I want to fuck that robot.

how. I spent all last night reading, will probably do the same tonight

I’ll kill you.

You’re buying your niece a $400 hot toys? Jesus christ, why? Get her the Marvel Legends for $20. She can actually play with that one

b&r

Damn, there are more or less no (real) flags that have purple in them

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I thought the same thing. Even if you didn’t know that final battle was coming and such, you had years to just mass produce these things that compliment whatever power they have.

look at that bulge

You first nigga

Because Tony isn't a weapons dealer.

Don’t make them for Random Joe, make them for your Avengers buddies. He already did it for Spider Man, her, and Bruce.

>Capeshit can be fun but I can’t like someone with so many plot holes and character inconsistencies
What exactly is the plot hole or inconsistency that's causing you to sperg out like this?

Sending this post as an FBI tip. This is a literal threat.

If thats the case, then it goes back tot he original point of why not just give everyone a suit if its so easy to handle.

Cool

I thought it was pregnant Asuka and now I'm dissappointed.

She supposedly makes a cameo in the new Spider-man

PEPSI MAN

Would you?

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there are better bots out there. Like does she even have shotguns in her high-heels?

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Looks like Blue Beetle

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I believe purple dye was ludicrously expensive to manufacture. If google is to be believed, it took 250,000 molluscs to make one ounce of purple dye. As a result, wearing purple clothes was like wearing clothes made of pure gold. I believe there's a famous letter from a historical English king essentially telling his wife, "no you stupid thot", after she asked him for a purple dress. So yeah, putting purple on your flag would’ve been impossible. Any sane designer would avoid putting it on a modern country’s flag, as it’s essentially advertising the fact that your country didn’t exist in the past, which doesn’t demand respect.

Get the NECA ED209

Is this you op?

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>got into Hot Toys back in 2008
>bought a SM3 Spider-Man
>he arrived broken so I dropped the hobby
>now they cost 500 bucks
I just want an Iron Man...

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>it’s essentially advertising the fact that your country didn’t exist in the past, which doesn’t demand respect.

or that you where crazy rich

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>since they considered purple a very high-status color
It WAS a high status color because there aren't many purple dyes, and if you discovered one you protected the secret since it was the foundation of empires. Look at Tyre, a place famous for the purple dye created from rotting shellfish.
If you had something purple it meant you were rich as fuck and reserved for nobility and the merchant class.

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>red and yellow commie colors
Nigger, everyone's got red & yellow colors. Ancient Greeks, Romans, Byzantines, the English. Christ, it says something about you when you see that combination and your mind goes straight to Commies. Stark LARPs as a Knight; that's well established.

Based

Needs to have bigger boobs