Vanity Fair's info on Episode VIIII matches the leak from april

Vanity Fair's info on Episode VIIII matches the leak from april.

This is supposedly the plot of The Rise of Skywalker

>Rey repaired Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber and Kylo Ren repaired his helmet.

>Kylo Ren has united private armies and militas under The First Order to strengthen his faction against any opposition to his rule.

>Kylo demoted Hux, who has been secretly leaking intel about the First Order's activities to the Resistance in hopes that they kill Kylo, allowing him to reclaim command.

>The Knights of Ren return from an expedition to "The Beyond" with warnings of a great evil, which makes Kylo vulnerable and sends him on "a quest", and also informs his interactions with Rey throughout the movie.

>The Knights of Ren wield "medieval-looking weapons" and some of them can use the Force.

>There's a new faction of red Stormtroopers that apparently serve the Knights of Ren.

>Kylo either seeks out or is summoned by a new character/creature that is being referred as "The Oracle", that supposedly lives on the swamp planet as a parasite feeding off a slumbering giant purple elf baby thing.

>The plot revolves around the race to find a MacGuffin described as "controversial, but delightful". It changes over the course of the movie, starting as one thing, which leads to something else, which ends up revealing the big secret of the movie. It is supposed to be something related to C-3PO's old memory that was erased in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

>C-3PO's memory is in an old Rebel blockade runner on a jungle planet. Rey, Poe, Finn, Chewbacca, C-3P0, R2-D2 and BB-8 set to retrieve it.

>The heroes find the blockade runner with help from Lando Calrissian. He has a minor role, basically pointing where they need to go and later joining the battle piloting the Millennium Falcon.

>Rose also has a minor role. She is now a high-ranking Resistance officer answering directly to Leia and doesn't get in on the action.

>Dominic Monaghan is playing a Resistance leader.

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>Once C-3PO's memory is retrieved, the heroes goes to a snow planet with a huge alien marketplace and an abandoned droid factory, which they visit.

>Apparently the memories of a warrior robot are uploaded into C-3P0, causing him to develop an aggressive personality and take the bowcaster from Chewie.

>C-3P0 reluctantly has his memory uploaded to R2-D2 while his body stores the warrior robot's memory, which leads to funny situations.

>There's a First Order attack on the droid factory, but the heroes escape with help from Keri Russell's character Zorii, a bounty hunter with no allegiance.

>It is also at the factory that they meet BB-8's sidekick D-0, who might be connected to Zorii.

>Meanwhile, in the swamp planet, there's a battle between the Resistance and the First Order. Kylo fights the Resistance fighters, but gets separated from the main battle for some reason.

>At one point, Kylo goes to a dark castle-looking building. A monkey-looking creature was on the set.

>Once Rey figures out the MacGuffin's secret, the heroes end up on the desert planet.

>Whatever Kylo is looking for also leads him to the desert planet, where he encounters Rey once again. They still have feelings for each other.

>Finn and Poe go on a mission together which has a "western vibe". Rey and Rose also have their own mission.

>Apparently Rey and Kylo have to reconcile and join forces against the great evil, which steers Kylo towards redemption.

>At some point, Finn and Poe cross paths with Naomie Ackie's character, Jannah, who is skilled warrior, freedom fighter and might be Finn's long-lost sister.

>The heroes celebrate being reunited at a festival of sorts before the final battle.

>Kylo's spaceship crash-lands at some point during the final battle.

>There is concept art of the Falcon in flames during the final battle.

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Isn’t D&D writing this? Jesus, it’s going to be trash. They’ll just end up writing 2 episodes cause 3 is too much.

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>VIIII
It's IX, you imbecile.

>no Luke
Literally all I care about in this shitheap

this is what The Oracle looks like

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Yeah, I'm thinking IX will end up in mid tier

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Star Wars is for fat chicks

but how it ends?

thought they were doing some new trilogy?

This sounds like too much to cram in one movie

JJ is writing this. D&D are planned to write the next triology.

And what franchise would you recommend to a thin chick, senpai?

>>The Knights of Ren return from an expedition to "The Beyond" with warnings of a great evil

YUZHAN VONG CONFIRMED

No mention of the Death Star that was in the trailer
This gets a big no from me chief

Put Lego Star Wars in god tier

So they're going planet to planet to planet to planet

>"The Oracle", that supposedly lives on the swamp planet as a parasite feeding off a slumbering giant purple elf baby thing.
LMAO

V = 5, in ancient numerals.
I = 1.

5 + 1+1+1+1 = 9, Star Wars 9.

>warrior 3po
This reads like a shitpost.

>nothing on Sheev
FAKE AS SHIT, KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

You’re really really fucking stupid, user.

Not even that guy

lost

>The plot revolves around the race to find a MacGuffin.
>It changes over the course of the movie,
>starting as one thing,
>which leads to something else,
>which ends up revealing the big secret of the movie.

Great. A mystery box, in a mystery box, in a mystery box. I can't wait for JJ's next exiting reveal.

ANH belongs in at least top tier, ESB goes in god tier

Being this american...

Technically this is also correct even though it looks retarded

>Wide-set
>Squinty eyed
>Droopy mouth face
>Earth tone skin

Yes! Yes! Holy Fuck! Yes! Thank you based JJ!

Kylo kills himself (or Rey kills him) because Palpatine's spirit tries to possess him, but he will be resurrect by the Force.

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>Episode 9 dead on arrival
>Rian Johnson trilogy guaranteed to suck
>D&D working on KOTOR
Disney, what the fuck is this?

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>jumping to about 8 different planets.

>something exits the beyond
>these niggas walk onto screen
wat do?

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This movie 5 hours long or some shit? Also where the fuck is Sheev/Death Star?

Clap because I know what those are

get disappointed Thrawn wasn't revealed with Snoke's master as they returned from the unknown regions in the TLJ to set them up

>A monkey looking character was on set

So that's what they call Finn these days?

vanity fair said C3PO would undergo a massive change that would turn him into a total badass that would save the resistance

Oh no no no

I still can't believe this is what they are doing.

>YUZHAN VONG CONFIRMED
Jesus Christ

The Rian trilogy is dead in the water and KOTOR is being done by the Alita screenwriter, not D&D. Because we all know D&D are better at original stories and not adapting something lol

>snow planet
>jungle planet
>swamp planet
I REMEBER THESE

>Thrawn

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There's no way they can do this without it being forced and cringy

Alright, give me three planets we haven't seen before

Pay me thousands of dollars like the people working on the movie and I will. Why should I do it for free?

>episode viiii

What's the giant purple elfpig baby thing?

Ghetto planet
Underwater planet
Ego the living planet

>KOTOR is being done by the Alita screenwriter, not D&D
She didn't write Alita, the film is just like the OAV. However she wrote Terminator Genysis and Alexander

I also get the impression from these leaks that IX would need to be a long ass movie

>At one point, Kylo goes to a dark castle-looking building. A monkey-looking creature was on the set.

The hands soldering Kylo's helmet in the teaser look monkey-ish.

You have to be VVVIII to post here.

Junkyard planet with mountains of scrap metal in every direction
Mountain planet with haze and fog
Planet where people have to live underneath the earth in subterranean caverns

drop empire to mid tier
move clones to mid tier
move sith and phantom to top tier
drop rogue one and star wars to low tier

Perfect ranking

Did you not see the leaked real poster that Mark Hamill said is fake? It has stuff that they hadn't officially shown at that point (but now have). C-3PO had Chewie's bowcaster and bandolier.

The great evil the KoR discovered.

Good thing I love fat chicks.

>THE EPIC CONCLUSION
>It's a set up for another trilogy

It's astounding how anyone could fuck things up this hard this fast

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Imagine romans only used the numbers 1 & 5

Fucking Americans lmao.

kylo impregnates rey

>Rey is a jedi with no jedi training
Bravo

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What about the death star and endor? it was in the terrible teaser trailer and theres no mention of it here

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She can't even build her own lightsaber to show offscreen development or growth like Luke in RotJ

So uh, isn’t The Resistance just five people now? They have zero presence in the galaxy now.

This reminds me of those fake leaks before TLJ that were constantly spammed, the ones about Anaking being a force sloth and shit. I remember reading those and thinking, these are 100% fake, no way the script is this retarded.

And then the movie turned out even worse.

These "leaks" are fake just like last time, but i have no doubt that the movie will be even worse.

This and
This

>He possessed a body and ruled as Snoke
But Snoke was nothing like Palpy, this makes no sense.

This leaker is an employee at Disney Hollywood Studios and works in imagineering for the Star Wars Launch Bay attraction. I know Disneyland had this attraction too, or possibly had it (might be gone from there now) and if it’s the same or similar I guess they could also work there.

Anyways, they have access to props, storybooks, and concept art for the film. Just as they did for TLJ. That’s where the leaks come from. That’s also why they’ve gotten some things wrong. Some of these things aren’t in the movie and all of them require a degree of interpretation

No I’m smart as shit, you’re the retard here

Wrong incel, we planned this all along

There is some degree of confusion here.
The Church used VIIII for nine (and by extension, for example, MDCCCC for 1900, instead of MCM) to avoid writing "IV" in churches, a symbol of ivpiter.

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Steppe Grassland Planet

>ivpiter
Why would they need to avoid writing IV when 9 is clearly IX?

My mistake, sorry.
They wrote IV as IIII for that reason, and by extension, they removed the "lower number at left subtracts" rule.
Of course, the modern way to write is IV, but there is a reason for the confusion. There are a lot of the old one in buldings; IIII looks better than IV.

Rogue One belongs in Low Tier. None of those characters were memorable. The best thing they ever did was die.

>Your Snoke Theory was Wrong
>Well you were right, but whatever incel

The one with a good movie

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>VIIII

I'm done with this board

KYLE KATARN

They’re already canon as the Grysk

Why hasn't Disney removed Kathleen?

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Too powerful, too well connected.

The cinematography alone elevated it to a higher level. It also has the most kino space battle in the entire saga.

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The leaks for VII were correct, and this is being done by the same studio as VII (VIII wasn't). The leaker is probably the same person who correctly leaked most of VII's plot.

that nigga look like them chinese fried chicken dipper shits. you know, that chicken they dip and batter then fry it. damn it’s been a while since i got some. i should ask my mom to buy me some.

>There are people who don't write it as Episode IIIIIIIII
Unbased and unredpilled

odilon redon imagery

The star wars fan base everyone

Explains the dumpsterfire you just described.

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people make these collab images with shitty movies all the time, it proves nothing

>Finn and Poe go on a mission together which has a "western vibe"
>It's HAPPENING! BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!

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>Americans

Nal Hutta
Mon Cala
Zonama Sekot
Raxus Prime
Ord Mantell
Utapau
Dantooine

It's creative writing, all "leaks" are fake. Why do people still believe this shit?

C3PO: First Blood

keep that fag shit away from star wars

tlj is top tier based retard

Based

Cool, which movie were those in?

got leaks

>AOTC in shit tier

found that brainlet

I can't fucking believe it. Leaks are usually retarded but this takes the cake. Worse is if it's real. RIP

Technically Kylo has no training either. Snoke wasn't anything but a generic force wizard who knew nothing about sword fightan.

It proves it was a visual feast that didn't get dragged into the muck by some hack trying to subvert your expectations.

Romans did not use subtraction to denote numbers. IX for 9 did not exist, they used VIIII, this is why clocks and wristwatch still use VIIII for 9 if they're properly made. Go look at old clock towers from before Arabic digits became commonplace, it uses VIIII.

>It also has the most kino space battle in the entire saga.
Come on now. I respect them for using CGI to replicate the same style for the space battles as the OT but other than that it was just filler with background characters. The only good one that Disney has released so far so that's something.

I hope to god that 5th element looking muppet on the left is real and in the movie

>God tier: Hope, Empire, Clone Wars series (2002)
>Top tier: Return, Clone Wars series (2008)
>Mid tier: Revenge, Rogue, Awakens, Last Jedi
>Low tier: Solo, Phantom
>Shit tier: CW movie, Attack
Fixed it for you

>the movie will end with ben and rey fucking

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Not in the movies, and Utapau isn't an underground cavern planet, they still breathe the surface air.

Kylo had his own lightsaber in the flashback so Luke must have been training him on how to use it.

>Vanity Fair's info on Episode VIIII
Historically virtually every star wars scene shown in previous vanity fair set visits were fake. Thye put random characters together in random places for photo shoots.

maul never fought obiwan on tatooine, as an example, but this scene had people so hyped backi n 1999.

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>C-3PO's memory is in an old Rebel blockade runner on a jungle planet.
>jungle planet
You don't say.

EmPal SuRecon-core post

No one wants her job

The space battle was visually cool but tactically dumb

Based and Romanpilled

Honestly I'd take Finn and Poe being gay over Finn ending up with Rose...fuck

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I miss her

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I'd move AOTC up to low tier but for the most part agree with this list. Only the last jedi deserves to be considered shit.

You know good and goddamed well she'd be dogshit if they brought her over

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Made a few changes. I haven't seen R1 or Solo so I can't judge those.

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lol, your momma, Hux

>Technically Kylo has no training either.
What about his time under Luke? Kylo's older than Luke was during RotJ & Anakin during RotS and he spent a portion of his life learning from Luke.

Just pretend Rey is ginger and hot, faget

Which part of america are you from, lads ?

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Based and redpilled

What about a planet with a few different things going on and not just one gimmick environment

The true tier list.

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>Alright, give me three planets we haven't seen before
Ice planet.

No, not snow planet, ice planet. Like Enceladus but with a breathable atmosphere, and a crystal clear surface..

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WHAT
A
SHITTY
FUCKING
STORY.

WHY DO THEY WRITE SUCH SOULLESS, POINTLESS, MEME-TIER STORIES? WHY DON'T THEY CHOOSE SOMETHING WISE AND AMAZING AND POWERFUL AND UPLIFTING AND ETERNAL? NO OF COURSE NOT. THEY'RE JEWS. IT'LL BE JOKES AND ALIEN FARTS FOR 2 HOURS AND THEN CREDITS.

CLASSICAL ART NOW.

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>Maul never fought Obi Wan on Tatooine

Um, no sweetie. They fought together on the rebels show which takes place before A New Hope.

Also, have sex.

hmmm

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What are they called?

They're force resistant right?

Ep. VII
>A soft reboot that resets the universe to same state as ANH, Rebels v Empire. Characters are flimsier than wet toilet paper
Ep. VIII
>A madman kills or ignores every plot thread set up in VII, subverts expectations so many times audience ceases to care where things are going, in terms of plot or character progression - nothing.
Ep. IX
>Has to somehow create a plot that ties everything together, provide a character arc for Rey and Kylo that is somehow meaningful, explain or justify a whole bunch of shit and do all this without a single worthwhile supporting character.
Why? Because they wanted the same story dynamic as the OT and wanted to reuse all the classic assets they paid 4.5B for. In terms of the 9 movies this story arc should be about the travails of creating a lasting New Republic, rediscovering a purpose for the Jedi, suppressing Sith cults, Empire remnants, a satisfying end to Leia, Han etc - the rising of the phoenix from the ashes. It should set the stage for all the future one off movies. That's too tough to write and involves politics though.

Almost great

>kotor 1 to mid
>R1 to low
>AotC to Shit
>CW to mid
>TFA to low

And you're set.

Smells like burning garbage allready.

>terrible teaser trailer
imagine actually typing this and pretending to believe it

Israel on top, USA as the purple guy

>VIIII
IX "VIIII" doesn't mean anything.

Sounds stupid. I don't care for anything new in SW because all the new stuff is contrived of SJWdom.

Rogue One is shit tier while Solo is mid tier.

>TFA to anywhere but shit

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It was ok antivenom for prequels. Come to think of it, ep3 should at best be at the same level as tfa.

>travails of creating a lasting New Republic, rediscovering a purpose for the Jedi, suppressing Sith cults, Empire remnants, a satisfying end to Leia, Han etc
The post-Endor EU?

Disney bought the rights to complete the story, they could ignore the EU or borrow from it. Instead they hit the reset button and hoped nobody would care that nothing makes any sense. Star wars has two act twos and no act three now.

This is what I predict:

>YUZHAN VONG
>Palps was setting up fighting them
>Palps and ther other guy released their force jizz which started the Skywalker line with Anakin (lenghty flashback)
>Rey has some special origin tying to the Skywalkers (she most likely is one)
>Yuzhan Vong setup the next trilogy to fight against
>Snoke was some failed clone of Palpatine that went rogue

This is all just so... predictable. And boring. Like who cares?

>Empire remnants,

This is the most obvious shit ever. The Empire controls like 1/4 the Galaxy, but they're NOT the main bad guys, just another faction. They get involved the plots and react to things as well.

>The Empire controls like 1/4 the Galaxy, but they're NOT the main bad guys,
Fuck off with this zoomer bullshit. The Empire had full control of the galaxy which is why and how Darth Vader offered half rule to Luke in TESB.

Weren't they all Lukes students? You know, Jedi students

If this is true it sounds like Kylo is the main character, and as much as I would like that this is Disney and Rey exists, they will not push her aside for him and the plot must always be empire vs rebels and jedi vs sith, there is no moral grey with Disney, there are good guys and bad guys, thats it, they will NEVER break from this formula, you expect far too much from this.

Forgot to quote
>and some of them can use the Force

>It was ok antivenom
>implying it wasn't worse than the prequels

>still have feelings for each other

One of the things who kills The Last Jedi

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>antivenom
It's a worse disease than the prequels.