Excuse me sir, the Marvel queue is over that way... two tickets to Shazam, please

>Excuse me sir, the Marvel queue is over that way... two tickets to Shazam, please

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CHADZAM!!!

How to get glassed 101

spotted the manlet

Look at that face, the little dude most likely came in his pants.

look at the manlets smile, he's a queer

more like he just smiled it out because there was nothing he could do.
If I was in that position you'd hit him at least, even if you will get beat up

Fear grimace to show submission.

They're probably friends, that's why someone was recorded in the first place. It was set up. Not that something like this couldn't happen of course.

What's the best move the manlet could have made here? Sperg out and break a bottle over Chad's head, or does that just a sign of being massively butthurt?

or is that*

Murder-suicide

Bar staff worth their salt won't serve an arsehole

why is this always the best possible sollution?

shank the fucker and turn him into the Phantom of the Opera so he will learn his lesson for life.

It's a power move. The ultimate power move

This is why you avoid these college bars where the ratio is like 50 dudes to 1 chick. Beta males get comfortable being surrounded with others like them and start assuming that everyone there is a pussy like them. Beta males will legit kill you if they think they have a shot at a 2/10 landwhale and think you might get in the way of them finally getting puss.

Mozambique the chad and get lit up by the cops while dabbing

>If I was in that position you'd hit him at least
Typical manlet looking for other people to fight his battles

>college bars
It's like that everywhere
I've given up.

The ideal scenario would to have a couple friends that will check him before you sucker punch him and then all beat the shit out of him. Then have the bouncer who is also your boy kick the guy out while you stay and enjoy the rest of the night

the best move would be not going limp like a puppy when someone picks you up, but actually having agency over your body
if he did that in a non-escalating manner, the guy would probably laugh it off and respect him for it

Try to find a few bars where more middle aged people go. You’ll find a lot chiller girls and dudes go there to avoid these exact scenarios.

>What's the best move the manlet could have made here?
similar thing happened to me once with the only difference that I was pushed gently away. I didn't have to do anything, the bartender ignored that guy and took my order

Imagine the short guy was a son of a mafia or cartel member. Would be absolute kino to see Chad turn to a whimpering bitch when they showed up.

Hump his leg to be honest.

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>short son of cartel member
that's all of the cartel

lmao manlets BTFO

Be a rich millionaire so you can hire bodyguards.