I wonder if a girl is reading this post right now

Girls of Yea Forums post your feet

Dubs and I'm literally a girl

Erm, no.

How cool would it be if at one point one of your posts made an actual girl laugh and she gave a (You) because of it

Girl here, I’m responsible for 80% of the ”homo”lusting on this board

Irony is that you guys have it in you to make us laugh, but you overdo your jokes most of the time and the "humor" can be incredibly crude and offensive. Tone it down a notch.

girls of Yea Forums post your tits, vag, asshole, armpits, face, thighs, ass, feet please anything PLEASE GIVE ME THE PUSSY PLEASE OMG PPUUUUUUHLEASE

This must have happened to me a ton since my posts are hilarious, question is if it was a cute girl though. Most girls that browse Yea Forums are either overweight, or ugly, or a combination of both.

How many in this thread understand pic related?

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your not my mom

mommy give milkies plz

i’m a girl but i only browse here now when there’s literally nothing else to do, Yea Forums has gone down the absolute shitter. fucking marvelfags and thronefags ruin everything.

all women are queens(unironically)

I haven't seen it and I have no interest in doing so. But I loved Gladiator.

haha i'm not girl but i don't have penis!

They were gay, right?

If any girls are reading this:

FUCK women
FUCK abortions
FUCK white wine

But most importantly

FUCK niggers

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This x1000 give us incels something to work with

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Females, how does it feel knowing that some lonely nerds have 100% jacked off to any pictures you put on your social media?

that'd be awkaward to think

You first

If I were a girl I would constantly play with my tits.

>FUCK white wine
Well, I can get behind that at least.
Unironically feels fucking good. I love it the thought that some pimple faced 4 eyed creep jerked off to me. It's so cute and sexy.

i dont own a camera sorry, just know that i would and its the thought that counts so now spread those cheeks

Stop larping faggot

i don’t have social media unlike the ugly wannabes swarming the thread

Red wine fucking sucks mate

hello, is this the thread we larp in?

>ugly
Excuse me bitch. I'm a solid 7.

WERE THE FECES CREW
AND WERE COMING THROUGH
TO COVER THIS THREAD IN OUR PEE AND POO

EVERYWHERE WE GO PEOPLE WILL SEE
OUR SHITPOSTING TALENTS ALL OVER Yea Forums

TRY NOT TO CRY TRY NOT TO RUN
OR RISK HAVING YOUR THREAD FUCKED UP A TON

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>Unironically feels fucking good. I love it the thought that some pimple faced 4 eyed creep jerked off to me. It's so cute and sexy.
For real? Ok

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there are no girls on Yea Forums

I sure am cutie ;)

It's fun to think about at first and is a huge ego boost but then you just feel pity for those guys.

>being anything below an 8.5
why did you just prove my point?

Sorry sweaty, no asshole until I get a look at yours

WERE THE FECES CREW
AND WERE COMING THROUGH
TO COVER THIS THREAD IN OUR PEE AND POO

EVERYWHERE WE GO PEOPLE WILL SEE
OUR SHITPOSTING TALENTS ALL OVER Yea Forums

TRY NOT TO CRY TRY NOT TO RUN
OR RISK HAVlNG YOUR THREAD FUCKED UP A TON

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Yeah, but to be more specific, I imagine the nerd having a skinny/twink body type. Fat guys just aren't that appealing to me. (not saying they can't be cute either)

Completely neutral desu, I rub it out to a bunch of dumb shit too

This is the only actual girl ITT because instead of just telling us what it is because you clearly know we all want to know you're instead going to make someone ask

There are 20 posters in this thread, and according to Yea Forums.org/advertise , 30% of Yea Forums posters are female. So statistically speaking, at least one female has posted in this thread. Even though that might be a tranny I'll take it. OP signing off.

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here you go sweetie from one girl to another

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>Implying anyone on Yea Forums gives a fuck about being "incredibly rude and offensive"
You know its done on purpose right? Some people enjoy being rude and offensive and don't care what some useless rostie nigger faggot thinks.

Based

TRANNIES don't count as women

All TRANNIES NEED to be GASSED

>he think it's as simple as 1 or 2 things
We can get horny from something like a good meal you idiot. Find a social circle with girls in it and just listen to what they talk about.

I meant the same mundane pictures of vaguely good looking people the post I was replying to was talking about you brainlet

>ctrl + f "tits or gtfo"
>0 results
Is there a single person ITT not a newfag zoomer tourist?

based phoneposter

>We can get horny from something like a good meal you idiot
I guess if you totally fucked your brain chemisty by shooting up hormones that might happen

go neck yourself tranny

I know but I don't really like rudeness or shock value for the sake of shock value. That it comes with the territory is a given, but I'd still rather see a funny OC or something like that, instead of "fuck x,y,z, insert pepe pic"
Case in point.

What meal does it for you the most?

>I imagine the nerd having a skinny/twink body type
That's literally me, I'm auschwitz-tier skinny. Why the preference for skinny guys though?

I only rub it to guys fucking each other

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I'm a girl but I just pretend to be a guy here because its easier desu

Who is more pathetic: racially obsessed cuckposters or desperate incel posters?

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most girls post threads that ask about a specific kind of a movie, to get into the mindset of a guy they like.

I caught that once and the OP did come out as a girl and said she was impressed. I felt proud but how can you capitalise that, it's the interwebz

monkaS

I really like Chicken Parmesan and Greek Moussaka.
Strawberries and whipped cream is a cliche but it's a cliche for a reason. Idk man, a lot of things. Sadly, I don't get to eat as much as I want to.

Patrician taste my fellow vagina

the former

I like to imagine that girls post stuff like "let's see her foot game" and "i lick her pusy real good" in actress threads

>Implying women talk about the same things when a man is present.

Yea all my lady friends love to talk about how their carrot cake just got them wet. Totally normal. But when women are alone I like to imagine the convo is like

40% Gossiping about other women
30% Gossiping about men
20% Talking about how much dick they got in the past year
10% Enabling eachothers self destructive behavior

I would say the most pathetic are the attention starved trannies ITT, literally chopping their dicks off and shooting drugs just so some anonymous autist posts some thirsty reply to one of their shitposts.

same. and the bran/finnposting

how do I find a social circle with girls in it? I'm in my mid twenties so it's probably too late.

I can't explain it, it's just exciting to think about. It's the sexy nerd fantasy.

I wonder if she's barefoot while reading this....

imagine if a girl reading this posted feet

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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i don’t have social media

These are the 'girls' that poster is talking about

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Have sex.

All I want in this life is a Yea Forums gf that doesn't have social media.

Statisically, at least one girl has masturbated while thinking of you during your life.

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>Implying women talk about the same things when a man is present.
We genuinely do though. Maybe not THE same things, but 90% of it.
Just befriend some girls, idk. Go to social gatherings, parties, etc. We don't mind befriending men. College is usually the sweet spot to establish such a circle, but you can probably do it later too. Maybe you can gather with co-workers?

You will NEVER pass

NEVER