Here's your Witcher tv series bro

well that looks fucking terrible

>nightmare
>you can slash anyone with a single blow

explain retard

well it will be overproduced with a lot of CGI blood and mist if that helps.

>847▶
>Here's your Witcher tv series bro

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Just now - this show looks just great.

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>that shit will be the next game of thrones

ayy lmao

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Hope that's fake

>those shoulders
OH NO NONONONO

no, it’s 100% real and still pinned on her twitter

This looks... really bad

>body armor texture of scrotal sack
>helmet shaped like glans
checks out

disgusting... no black people or women of color anywhere. shame.

>The Poles exist to serve us
What did she mean by this?

It gets worse... here’s even more test footage they shot a while ago...
youtu.be/JXsYOL7tJ5c

old jewish saying, fell out of favor once poles started executing jews for collaborating with the soviets. and of course they all moved to israel, so it's just a little historical reference about their intentions

That's the old polish TV show, nobody expected that to be good. meh just read the books and play the games

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Sit down faggot

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I'd literally rather this than the flippy faggot combat and retarded magic from the video games, to be quite honest with you my family. Then again, they're miscasting Geralt as a buff Chad so the chances of him being true to the novels is less than 0 anyway, might as well turn it into capeshit.

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>exposed armpits
LOOK AT THIS DUDE HAHAHAHAHA

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and what are you going to do about them? post memes on Yea Forums in the middle of the night? Yeah, that’ll stop those damn leftists...

It’s ornamental armor. Anyone who was a lord or higher had multiple ornamental armors meant to just look “cool” and then their real battle armor which was usually way lighter and more functional.

>has never heard of chainmail

faggot.

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>posts a totally different costume to deflect
OH NO NO NO NO

>Anyone who was a lord or higher had multiple ornamental armors meant to just look “cool” and then their real battle armor which was usually way lighter and more functional
t.historylet

>character is shown in the next scene expected to fight
>”it-it-it’s only ornamental!”
holy christ pick up a book or something

What evidence do you have to back that up?

armpits are generally the only places that you could stab someone in full plate
that armor looks kinda stupid though, there wouldnt be that much empty space

>Books are shit
>Games are shit
>TV show is shit

This is your friendly reminder that The Witcher 3 beat Bloodborne to GOTY. I'm still seething.

Im showing you the level of detailed that went into the show. It's all real and hand crafted.

They are not wearing winter jackets like in the

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HAHAHAHAHA

There is a website that verifies this with pics but I wouldn’t post the name of it because it is very popular and I don’t feel like being called a faggot

>play bloodborne
>its just dark souls 3 with le atmosphere
woah... goty!

All you’re saying is that Joff was a faggot who cared more about looking cool than wearing his actual armor. Joff being a loser doesn’t discredit the point that calling out ornamental armor as not being the best battle ready armor is retarded.

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>he’s still trying to back up his arguments with nonsense
OH MY GOD HAHAHA

PFFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

Fucking kek

>that helmet

OH NO NO NO

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Well whatever the website is, you need to go back there. :)

Nobles always had ornemental armour, retard. It didn't make it any less useful

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why do they look like they're 3 feet tall
weird ass mushroom niggas

wasnt just nobles that looked /fa/ as fuck

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thats the average height of american I assume.

americans are really small people because of the hormones and shit they are fed

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Useful =\= Most practical
Wow, imagine that

Loras looks hot there desu.

I can't even discern the dude's limbs.

Holy Jesus!
Why gays always have to act like huge faggots?
I can tell this is gonna be BAD

bc they are mentally ill

seriously don’t even bother looking at the show runners twitter. It’s literally gay porn

Which LARP festival is that?

it’s an american one (which explains the quality of the outfits)

Cellphone cameras and digital cameras for film work the exact same, dude. The pictures look the same.

It was over before it started.

Sod off, Nolan.

If that bugs you don’t look up the table read footage, it’s fucking sickening

The guy on the bottom left is probably has the highest testosterone levels than all the other guys combined

Can we all do a Yea Forums watch-together of this Witcher series with live chat somewhere?

The cast told me enough already.

That’s actually a trans man, both female and fucked out of her mind on hormones. Her twitter is fucking bizarre

You mean the cast with a literal, former gay porn star? and a tranny “model” as a featured guest?

What the fuck? Who are they playing?

>That’s actually a trans man
What the fuck? This has to be a joke

Cycling doesn't make your Hips bigger

Hari Nef is the tranny and we don’t know his role yet. The faggot is playing lord peregrine

It’s sadly not a joke. The world is fucking disgusting right now

based Zebrowski absoutely moggin' Cavill as Geralt

just compare the quality of the natural hair with some extensions to harry's crappy wig

Wasn't Renly suppose to have some really amazing gold/green Armour with some kind of magical green Paint on it?

*The West
fixed it for ya, wh*tey.

I dunno why people expected this. Netflix can never match HBO in production value and Henry probably ate most of the budget.

You gor the source on that guy being a tranny?

Don't you know? It's a GRITTY fantasy show. That means not having any fantastical armor, atmosphere or anything.
Even Spartacus had a consistent theme, a style to it that GoT sorely lacked. It was really unique.

it’s on the redanian Intelligence leaker blog from two months ago

Yeah, want us to come over or something. What the fuck? We aren't your friends bro

is that shit made of foam?

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Anyone who watches this is a faggot. If you want to prevent more of this shit from happening STOP fucking watching it. Same with Star Wars.

There was a literally glowing sword made from a meteor in Dorne this whole time though.

But then what would we complain and post epic memes about?

I torrent everthing, I can watch what I want faggot

Just fuck my show up

>2048
>We still look the same as 1948
Men, What the hell happened?

Someone here said the armor resembles a black scrotum and now I just get reminded of that every time I see it.

Half of nu.tv actually believes this.

Your wife is well acquainted with black scrotum.

>Ballsack armor

>Niggers, soiboys and faggots
The absolute state of the USA.

>sack of the city is written from child's perspective and described accordingly like a nightmare
>he thinks that's how they are going to do it in actual tv show
I'm sorry user but that's not how visual media works
the best we can hope for it this armor hidden in the background of dark smoke and mirrors scenes and shitfix rethinking their decision with this one for s2
but more realistically the whole show is just going to be plain terrible with 0 redeeming qualities

At least it looks like the actors are broing out and having fun. Good for them!

Imagine what kind of sad fuck took the time to make this. I hope they killed them selves.

Epic bait my friend

>all the girls are played by mystery meat mutts and niggers now
It was over before it even began.

I'm not even mad because the inevitable failure that is Netflix Witcher will prove that women cannot write male centric shows and that Hollywood nepotism and social justice is completely out of hand

it was. the script and CGI were so bad they are still memed to this day. but it will be infinitely better than the cultural marxist shit netflix will spit out.

We LIVE in a SOCIETY.

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>tfw no qt Loras bf to bump tongues with

Are they wearing garbage bags?

Average height is lowered by all the spics

Slavic hollywood when

That's not enough. It wasn't a continuous thing. sword of the morning wasn't there.

the west is doomed

>no shields
>no pole arms
Why to TV shows do this? How hard can it be???

NO! Don't do it robert

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I'll pass. Nothing against nonwhites, but Detective Pikachu reminded me that they are the opposite of eye candy, by and large.

those swords makes me think this is supposed to be the wild hunt so a nightmare sequence is plausible
still looks like garbage though

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