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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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oh boi is this a comfy thread

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Cozy or comfy take your pick

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Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

You're extremely handsome.

I really wish Rhianna was hired for the sequel

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>my dad's asleep, user
>what do you wanna do?

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>This better not be another goddamn boop

Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!

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>what's a boop?

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Thank you. You're extremely handsome, too.

>You know what it is you always do it

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Thanks SA I hope you get a non-fucked art book some time soon

Ever since pic related I've been a fan of RiRi

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>I wanted to give you a peck on the cheek but have it your way, user

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/ALITA/ pushed me to socialize more and now have gf, now barely on general. I'm sorry bros, please forgive me. i made her orgasm 4 times without busting a nut on our third date

Mr. Ido is asleep? Alita is it okay if i take my shirt off?
It is a hot night, we dont need pijamas to sleep under the covers

Honestly the end goal for all of us here is to live our best lives. When the Alita general disappears is when we've all become fully /healed/. It will live on with us all though. To borrow the words of Ido:
>Come by when you can.
Have fun with your new GF user.

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I wish i could marry her

>I have become immune to boops, sir.

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Sex on the third time? How does that work? Most girls made me wait a month or more for sex
How do you manage sex on the third date? How do you ask?

Maybe this will change your mind

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remember us, user

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Not SA, just felt like changing it up for once. :)

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Depends what kind of girls you meet user. I've had a pretty good hit rate on dates 1-2 but I'm young and in a city full of liberals so that helps.
I mean- have sex incels haha gottem!

Based best buy....

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Mirin dem adobe gains

I hadn't even known her for a full week. She just asked if i wanted to watch netflix with her at her place, which was close to uni.

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This version of Alita is way too cute and honestly makes me want to do an Alita-cuts/dyes-her-hair story.

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Based-Buy.

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hello thread
i have not seen this movie yet
are good rips out? dont wanna spoil it with a shitty cam rip like I would with other movies

hello friend. we have an ok but not great rip floating around. digital is likely to be around 9th july some time so if you can hold out until then i would recommend it. once you do come join us in the discussion though!

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>Alita cuts your hair
sort of like this video
WRITEFAG I SUMMON YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=_pv4RDaR0YA

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Best we have is like a 7.5/10 quality. Very watchable, but not ideal desu. As it has a weird slight yellow tint to it.

There's this one user that recorded his own rip in 4k but he won't distribute it.

what a cunt

i need help here
when you were watching netflix, how did it lead to sex? did you just start making out?

We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the tv and that's about the time she walked away from me

>Your walking down the street
>and this Chad slaps you're gf's ass....
Wat do?

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i was about to post this lol. did u get it from insta?

stab that nigger with my claw

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About 99% sure he said he could record one, but then didn't in the end because some fag started crying about piracy. And he got worried, rightly so as actually recording and distributing piracy is A LOT worse than just downloading it. Well in the eyes of the the law that is...

How is this general still going? the movie came out ages ago. Is there even anything to talk about anymore or is it just waifu shitposting?

You're a fan of people messing with hair huh? That scene is honestly super well-done though and some nice inspiration. We'll see what we get to.

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It was a cramped room, so we were watching on bed, she put her head on my shoulder, and than i turned around after a few moments and paused looking at her, our faces were really close, than we both moved in for the kiss, than it just went from there.

Bit of everything honestly. Have you seen the film? What did you think?

But this time he's ready for it, he dodges the claw. And then procedes to rip your face to pieces with ease.

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Unironically cute and based.
This is from personal experience often how it goes. pastebin.com/nkiTJxch

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I thought it was great honestly. I will watch it again in higher quality later. I don't mind seeing these threads around.

Probably a different dude. This one did record it and posted a good looking webm without watermarks or fucked up exposure. He said he wouldn't upload it so it wouldn't hurt sales.

doggo-kunst when?

alita... we need to be quiet, come here, open your mouth...

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not miring dat pectus excavatum though goose

is this a copy pasta from somewhere

I'm glad you liked it. If I can ask, what was your favorite part? We're always keen to hear the thoughts of people who haven't dropped by the threads before.

Huh must of missed that, but wow... Either way we'll get the BR soon enough.

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Message for all my fangirls out there
messing with my hair is how you get to my heart

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Lyrics from What's My Age Again? by Blink-182.

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I hope you enjoyed Pressure then friend.

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I... have not read pressure. But now I'm interested.

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Oh boy have fun.
pastebin.com/T5M0WtQv

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comfyness here we go

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HI FRIENDS

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h-hi

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HI FREN
Yeah... comfy...

Probably one of the fights. The scene where she finds the ship and body was neat too.

hey you ^_^

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what did you think of the rape scene?

Hey Fren

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I saw it. It was beautiful.

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>Rape
Clearly consensual sex for Hugo to buy passage to Zalem

>hi

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Yeah my personal favourite is the bar fight. It's so fluid and well-done. There's a lot of people here who think Alita with wet hair is the cutest Alita so you're in good company there.

Absolute kino

>Imagine the
>S M E L L

ROSA CAN DO THIS?

That's a girl they brought in from Cirque du Soleil

Shes a Circe de Soliel acrobat not Rosa.

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This is pretty much the blueprint I use for writing Alita when I'm trying to do it seriously thanks mr Kishiro. Albeit she's a little less bloodthirsty in the film.

I just watched the cam rip and fucking lol.
You guys are full blown retards.
It's no wonder this was a massive flop.
Why did they hire 100% terrible actors? To save some cash?

(you)

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goodnight everyone, make sure to keep the threads comfy

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As always friend. Sleep well

I enjoyed Alita but I thought the interracial gangbang scene was a bit much.
Fuckign hell Jim.

I was surprised when Rami showed up on set

The scene where she strangles a puppy to death while laughing also felt kind of out of place.

And the constant swearing seemed excessive for a PG film

alita learning hitler speeches and then randomly quoting them during battles is a bit too much

Apparently Rami got his hands in a few scenes
For example when Alita goes to the iron city bank and beats up that big nosed fella while yelling “PANZER KUNST”

Really enjoyed that scene, managed to pull this from a Chinese trailer that was kinda hard to find.

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I liked the plot twist where she fucked them all instead than what was implied
Truly a masterpiece

Struck a chord when I was in the theater, brought me to tears. Bless Jimbo.

>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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She was clearly built for fucking.
If you were making a combat robot, it would be pure utility.
If you want a fuck-doll, you build Alita.

> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Are the champions

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> Hey user, wanna go train some panzer kunst?

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>Alita exists to defeat the evil genius Zapan who controls Iron City and the upper-class utopia of Zalem.

>Vector (Mahershala Ali) was under-utilized and was unjustly possessed by a rich white man named Zapan (Ed Skrein)

I can't believe shit like this is still allowed to be up....

www (DOT) scoutmag (DOT) ph/entertainment/tv-movie/alita-battle-angel-review-roginl-20190207

Also there's no way we dont get a sequel, just check out the replies on this twitter thread.....

twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1131240689604235264

Panzer glutes

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I want to STROKE them anons

>OH NO, VENOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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>HERESY!!!?!!

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DELET THIS

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sneed

>IT'S SO BIG

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what is this

>NO NO NO, IT CAN'T FIT

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POST THE LINK TO THE FULL THING

it's the sneed scene except with hunter-warriors
youtube.com/watch?v=qeTw0c6vxO8

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>yep
>time to crack open a cold one

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Man I've never seen that whole seen before.

Are there any places in the US/Canada still screening Alita, or is it all Aladdin now?

Here's some European screenings:

Berlin, Germany (3D): May 24th to 26th
Stockholm, Sweden: May 24th to 26th
May 29th: Barcelona, Spain
June 1st: IMAX 3D in Oslo, Norway at 14:30 or 15:00 local. Shout out if you want tickets.
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Outdoor: Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark, near Tempelhof
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Indoor: Hackesche Höfe Kino
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air Sommerkino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys

I still can't believe that the Norwegians got it done. God bless you crazy Norsk bastards.

Makes me proud of ourgirl

>oh no, I think I'm gonna sneeze
>ACHOO

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>you claim to be sneezing yet your filename is highly misleading

Floplita

Now I understand why there's 500 threads for this.
How many of you desperate losers have a wall full of funkos?

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>I really liked that yogurt I had the other day
>just thinking about it is making my mouth water!

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They really should melt down all Funkos and turn them into something better, alongside the people who buy them while they're at it.

I'm more of a spiritual fan user

Funko pops: Not even once. A few threads ago, there was one guy defending the Funko Pop bubble by saying that it was a cheap thing to collect. I guess that's OK, if you're into collecting, but I think those things are so ugly. If they had been actual bobble-heads that you could put in your car, that at least would have been something.

>no replies apart from alitafags
this only demonstrates how pathetic you are

there is that guy who wants the #snydercut kek but nah this is just what a fanbase looks like. maybe you've never experienced it before

Reminds me of this.
watch the movie

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>implying it's healthy to be a fan of anything
there's more to life than being a consumer
maybe you've never experienced it before

There are other replies mentioning other movies. Twitter has just noticed that you’re monomaniacal about Alita and shows you just the Alita replies at the top.

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>not F4 in that lewd
honestly

marathoning this movie at the moment on another screen
alita a cute, sometimes the cgi looks a bit like Player One though

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that's pretty much how i look when waiting for any news about the film

>floplita is an absolute abomination of an adaptation
>performs appallingly at the box office
>trust me guys, there will be a sequel!
Well, I'm convinced

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Boy I've missed you

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CUTE

/ALITA/ is really slow today

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all the anons are sleeping tight for the meet tomorrow

How many anons are going?

I wouldn't know but my guess from responses is maybe 7-8?

You do realize Alita is sponsored by arms dealers, right? How can you live with yourselves.

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you guys are alright.
don't go to the meetup tomorrow

kek 10/10

you didn't even post healfren's guns I'm disappointed user

because its dying based retard

>546 threads
>dying

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The steel book wasn't sold out in Japan after all - they just ran out of Funko keychains. So they've re-listed it without the keychain.
Arm the women and children. It's the only way!

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>shit character
>shit actors
>shit story
>shit animation
>shit dialogue
>shit music
>shit box office
tell me how this shit gets a sequel?

>no alcohol, marijuana or campfires allowed
>no swimming: ocean closed due to AIDS
>it's gonna be cold and raining
>the food will be tainted
>people will be rude
>plans for the meetup have been openly posted on the internet
>illegal activities have been brazenly discussed
>news media has been informed and will be present
>being outed as an Alita fan could destroy people's lives
>internet trolls discussed prank calls to bring police harassment
>veiled threats of a possible shooting have been posted
Um sorry. This is one meetup I won't be attending.

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Noise!!

The Japanese do love their collectibles

Soon you won't need this pasta any more

Yes. That is correct.

Uugantuya "Ugi" Otgonbayar. Ugi the Contotionist on Facebook and Instagram. Where do they say that she had worked on Cirque de Soleil , but she's listed as having worked at
>Sea World Orlando, Cirque le Masque, Cirque Productions, Metropolis Productions, Anti-Gravity, Event Show Productions, and New Century Dance Company. She has also worked for the Pirates Dinner Adventure, Treasure Tavern, Cirque Imaginaire in Spain, Cirque Risque, Cirque du Noel and Valitar.
She's now listed as working at
> Blanc de Blanc, Strut & Fret Production House and The Setai

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>Nnnnnnngh oh yeeeaahhh.....

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Honestly I respect the position that generals shouldn't be here even though I disagree. It's at least consistent and understandable.

Sssshh...i'm Borrowing Alita's Sword, Guys.

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Left her Chocolate so she wont get mad at me....

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That will work for a just a few minutes, Mr. Poo.

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Alita is indeed a cute

why Rhianna when you could have Nyssiana?

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How do you "Marathon" a 2 hour long movie? Are you watching the sequels from the future?

Any other differences between the JP and NA steel books?

The JP steel book isn't 4K. It appears to be regular Blu-ray only. So that's part of the reason why the regular JP 4K version costs more than the JP steelbook. But the 4K version also is listed at full list price. Amazon usually tends to discount products.

Also the JP steelbook also comes with a print of Kishiro's drawing of the movie poster.

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holy shit guys i've been away from here and internet in general, i just hopped in to see if the general was still going.

the fuck is this? did they released the blue ray????? GUYS IS THE BLURAY OUT? IS IT GOING TO BE OUT SOON GODDAMMIT I NEED TO KNOW

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They cancelled the bluray and confirmed there will be NO sequel.

>IS IT GOING TO BE OUT SOON
No. Not until July 22nd in the UK, 23rd in the US, and then some in Europe have to wait until August, and the Japanese one comes out on September 11th.

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I hated this film so much that I pissed all over the seat and into my large coke cup and left it for the cinema staff to find.
Poor bastards hahaha

> Beach meet TODAY

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HELL YEAH BROTHER

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B A S E D
B U Y

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lol, literally has worked everywhere BUT Cirque du Soleil

Yeah, I can't find any reference to her having worked at Cirque du Soleil. People just assumed she was from there because it's a household name? Same reason people think Dreamworks movies are Disney movies, I guess.

BASED
Wagies must've been ragie

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>weeeee

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Thank you, Robert.

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No IMAX aspect on the BD:
forbes.com/sites/johnarcher/2019/05/25/alita-battle-angel-4k-blu-ray-release-update
>First up, Fox has confirmed that the film will appear on 4K Blu-ray in just the 2.39:1 aspect ratio. There’s no IMAX-related aspect ratio switching. This is a shame, perhaps, given the spectacular 4K Blu-ray picture quality of the IMAX sections in the trio of IMAX scene-supporting 4K Blu-ray releases I mentioned earlier. Though some AV fans, especially those with anamorphic projection systems, will disagree on this.

>No IMAX aspect on the BD

I'm actually really butthurt about this.

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Some people seem to be happy about it, since they don't have the ability to screen outside the matte - but I don't really see why that means they're against IMAX scenes. The movie is supposed to be enjoyable in both IMAX and regular aspect ratios, so why would they be angry that some people are getting something extra?
I guess the only ones who can see the burrito now will be the Norwegians and the Germans who are making their own IMAX screenings.

Thank you. Roberto

It was supposed to be "Thank you, Roberto". With a pause before a name and "o" at the end. By misspelling the chant, you instead brough a curse upon yourself, so that you will be raped and eaten by bears.

Magic is not for amateurs.

Casual Marvel-fans audiences now also being Aladdin-trolled

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>brough

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ALADDIN'D

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Post thread moments that still make you laugh.


Mine's that one thread in the early 500s where a handful of people were calling each other out as Jerome and claiming each other was a lying traitor. Then one based Alitst claimed everyone was Jerome.

>pic related

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Someone help this poor soul out with some answers and healing. I'd do it myself but I deleted my twitter account years ago.
twitter.com/LividChris/status/1131989950801403904

this was a good thread. It birthed JRE and Wahlberg posting.

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I did my part.

Nah, we'd been doing JRE and Sexual Mark-posting since the 300s.

LOL, that fucking thread was so good.


I even made a vocaroo to commemorate his qual reviews vocaroo.com/i/s0wr3SEDScin

have we? It's been so long everything is blending together now.

lol I remember

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> personally in my personal opinion

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>mfw meet-up is today
>mfw meet-up is finally here

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HYPE
Can’t wait to meet you all

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Yeah. Joe was already in

>pic related

and this was made within 300-310

we found out about the 'sexual mark' (sequel mark) text from an insider in the mid-300s, and we really let the jokes loose when we reach threads 400-404, to celebrate the $400million sexual mark

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Sexual Mark posting started around March 25th, because a supposed leaked text conversation said that the sequel mark was around 400 million, and it was misspelled as "sexual mark".

>1 week till IMAX

Dude, I checked, and it actually was from the same time, the early 300s. Man, I'm getting old. These threads have been here forever.

Anyway, I distinctly remember JRE-posting from the 200s, though, here and there. But they really started taking off around the early 300s.

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Fuck I'm so jelly, after not seeing Ourgirl for 2 weeks plus it's really like youre getting to watch her for the first time again. Speaking from experiance.

BUT WOMEN'S BACKS DON'T BEND LIKE THAT?! SEXIST!!!

It's just the onomatopoeia of a sneeze, user. Clam down.

I want to grope those breasts!

>tfw post in a thread and it does
I'll leave.

It was fun while it lasted, but I guess the honeymoon is over and she's now irrelevant. No sequel. Time to go watch the newest capeshit I guess.

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This shouldn't turn me on...

>Alita will never get down on her hands and knees in total crying submission to kiss your shoe

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She's a strong independent woman, she'd never grovel before the likes of you.

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Hence the, "Never."

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Dem squishy lips

>yourekindofmesseduparentyou.png

>better superheroine.png
indeed

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>I don't need armor.
>I AM the armor.

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All 'politically active' actors must be sent to the firing squad

Can't believe I never listened to "Big Generator" before I heard that Alita performed it in the manga and checked it out. I'd only ever listened to 90125 before since I used to have it on cassette and somehow forgot that Yes even existed when CDs became a thing.

Check out Roundabout

Wait isn't this an end theme to JoJo? Didn't realize it was performed by Yes. Color me surprised.

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>doc says I'm 300 years old and have 47 chromosomes

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This wasn't just hopeful conjecture from one of those youtube-types? I must have missed its original posting.

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Let's show some love for Laeta Elizabeth Kalogridis. She co-wrote the screenplay for Alita: Battle Angel and I'm sure many of the elements from the movie that we love are from her. Over 500 threads and yet have almost ever heard her mentioned or included along with the fanfare over Rosa, Jimbo, and RobRod.

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Love Laeta
Love Leeta
Simple as

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It was some texts that got forwarded to SC Reviews, and he thought they knew what they were talking about. He deleted the video afterwards, so even if it had come from somebody in the industry, they might just have been speculating as wildly as anyone else.
She has an uneven track record, but I don't know if that is her fault or because she's been delivered a story that she has adhere to. She did good with Alita, though, and she's slated to write a Sword Art Online show and a Star Wars movie.

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hahahaha

that OC is perfect!

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> BEACH MEET IN A FEW HOURS
H Y P E

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I can’t wait to see how much of a fucking train wreck this meet up is going to be

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It's a repost. I found it while looking for the JoJo Alita picture. I also found this.

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>mfw

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'luv alita
'luv motaball
'luv the game
'luv #99
'ate the rest of tha paladins
Simple as

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>wrote Night Watch and Shutter Island
Cool, pretty good movies
>co-wrote Terminator Genisys
Fuck her, although maybe she wasn't the one who made it such a trainwreck
>co-wrote Alita
Good in my books again

did she polish off that entire chocolate bar? chocolate in the future is huge!

>meetup in 3:40:00

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Probably. She asks Ido later if he has any chocolate, as if to imply she ran out

>not showing up earlier to maximize time spent with frens

>Genisys
Yeah, I can't think of anyone who could salvage that:
youtube.com/watch?v=oe2Agl3bJAc

She weighs 300lbs. She's a heavy girl and probably eats cheesy potatoes for breakfast. And can you even imagine what her teeth must look like considering all those sugary sweet things she consumes every day?

There's a time skip - I think there were supposed to be some deleted scenes there.

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Well, are people planning to show up earlier?

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she's still small though why doesn't it give her a tummy ache?

>sugary sweet things she consumes every day?

synthetic teeth that don't work like organic enamel. They'd be perfectly pearly white all the time. I guess she could still have bad breath, though, from bacteria under the tongue.

Cuz she doesn't have an organic tummy?

I'm planning on showing up a little early just because I'm so close by

I imagine her body is able to burn most of what she eats for fuel. Almost like a human body, except with highly advanced technology.

I guess it counts as a goof that it suddenly becomes dark and that she's still craving chocolate when she gets home. I think several days are supposed to have passed.

Thread theme: youtu.be/JQz_WjTn68U

She's the one who introduced Jim and Jon to the larger world of Gunnm, they were just familiar with the OVA and the first book. Without her they would have made Alita before Avatar, and the story would have been a lot smaller.

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found it

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>I'm planning on showing up a little early just because I'm so close by
So are you the guy who's gonna show up with a rifle and shoot up the meet-up? Or is that guy gonna show up later?

Yeah, do we have an official time count for the events of the movie, from Ido picking up Alita's discarded core at the dump to hoisting up the sword and having it glow blue for Nova to see? Because it looks to me like all these wacky shenanigans, violence, falling in love, getting people she just met to fall in love back, or getting them killed, all this wild stuff happens within a week.

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Check'd

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There's a few hours at most between them buying chocolate and Alita coming home.
In the novelisation there's a month of training before the Second League tryouts.

I'm just the NYCanon bringing chocolate

I recorded my own 4K rip of Blade Runner 2049 from theaters, too. Very similar situation to Alita. All we had was this terrible Mexican camrip with people getting up and walking around in the foreground and the audio was atrocious and all around an offense to the movie as it should be properly seen. Just like our Alita rip was filled with Chinese ads and basically doesn't even rise to the level of camrip. It's a spamrip.

Anyway I never shared my 4K camrip and I don't regret it. I never even watched it all the way through for myself. It just didn't feel that valuable.

I imagine that other user feels the same way about his.

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Whats up my N words.

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Oh boy, you're not going to like it when the BR hits fren....

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There is an explicit time skip from when Hugone and until Alita enters the Champion's league. I think the events from the alleyway fight until Hugone is without time skips.

CO anons here, if SJ user is on here, we are in Northridge, looking for food. Let us know if you want pickup sooner/asap.

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How will I recognise you bro?
If you see a manlet dressed oddly then you’ll know it’s me

Okay, let me rephrase this:

exactly how much time passed between Alita's discarded core being found in the dump by Ido to Hugone?

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I love how her outfits change to suit her character development
>in the start
>striped colorful sweater
>basically a fucking kid
>in the Kansas bar
>leather jacket over a single colored shirt
>wannabe tough guy
>when she's in the Berserker body
>skin tight black leather leotard
>an actual killing machine

What if Rosa shows up to the beach meet?

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I'll be the user carrying a bag of chocolate, obviously

Hi Rosa

She's the one who organised it all...

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Rosa Salazar is extremely gorgeous.

Rosa seems like someone who might actually be crazy enough to show up to an unofficial fan meetup.what if she orchestrated all of it

Is hit on her

We're planning on getting there by 4 or possibly earlier

Depends on Northridge user

why she's so cute bros?

I have a spare, friend. Take it.

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Nice bros but the official MEAT is at 5ish at TK Borger
See you nigglets there

bumping this question:

exactly how much time passed between Alita's discarded core being found in the dump by Ido to Hugone?

Id guess around a week an a half or so. God know's desu.

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Meetup SOON

>tfw no appropriate memes because I only have vampalita pics on my phone and it's broad daylight

Hola!

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>Thinking you're too cool to show up early and hang out with people

That's freaky

>tfw Alita isn't handcuffed, on her knees, and sucking my dick like it has the antidote
Life is hell.

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Kek it’s not that I’m just far away bro

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>handcuffing Alita

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what about Rosa?

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>three hours

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That expression is so goofy. I'd love to see Rosa make it.

>pic
Don't have to ask me twice.

I'd be down. Easily. But so would she, and she'd stay there until I was done if you catch my drift.

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>that cursed last image
>trips
BOATMAN HELP!

Have fun and be safe guys! With you in spirit!

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

Not to worry, even with double trips

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