Why didn't he say it? I don't even care if he actually said the words. I'm so pissed

Why didn't he say it? I don't even care if he actually said the words. I'm so pissed.

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>Ey, two prosciutts!

Why did he suddenly adopt a NY ginny accent?

>stabbed in the chest a dozen times
>able to spout off any witty comebacks as blood rapidly collects in your lungs

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It's not a Shakespeare adaptation.
Related question for /his/torians: Did Shakespeare just accidently mix up Marcus and Decimus Brutus or why did he write Marcus Brutus into some father-son like relationship with Caesar? Was it because Caesar's relationship to Servilia?

TRUE BREAD

The examination of Caesars corpse is considered by many to be the world's first autopsy. During it it was found that out of all the dozen stab wounds only one was directly lethal makes you wonder who did it.

FOR TRVE ROMANS

>gr8 b8 m8
Still though: Because it's not the goddamn Shakespeare play, you fucking pleb!

Because it was objectively better that he didn't, and Brutus saying it to mother instead was subversion kino.

I said I don't give a fuck. It's iconic regardless of who came up with it.

Who are you quoting?

Quoting?
What the fuck.

>makes a whole fucking thread
>Nah mang, I don't give a fuck
>I'm so pissed
Is this your brain on autism?

You're a big meanie you know that?

You're welcome.

where?

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Because shouting "nigger!" would have been historically inaccurate

fuck Shakespear

It's not witty to state the obvious. The phrase just enables someone to feign concern for "sincere" friendships being betrayed.

No wonder Shakespeare has such high standing with women.

His eyes said it