There's a man going 'round taking names

There's a man going 'round taking names.

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>taking your EDC to see a loli
was he one of ours, or a /k/ autist?

is there a vid?

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he's pretty slick.

i wonder why this fat ugly child fucker resonates with polcels?

>The delegates, Chris

>Go tell that long tongue liar

>I reckon you got a minute to bring out the cunny or we're gonna have a mighty problem, Hansen.

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well howdy partner

A new challenge appears huh

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>I’m not that big. I bet I could fit inside you
Based.
Also he's 19 and in high school. Very, very based.

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Vincent: I want you to get a ruler and measure how long the slit is
Jenna: Huh?
Vincent: Your vagina
Vincent: I wanna see how small it is

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When the man comes around.

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>The Man in Black vs The Cunslinger

Stevie king really outdid himself on this one.

it's a pretty common thing

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Is someone gonna post a link?

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Howdy Big Tex

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thanks friend

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based sam, cringe sam hyde spammer

>even Chris has to restrain himself from showing too much sympathy

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Made it plain to folks around

pretty cool of sam actually

>a mysterious stranger appears

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>the immediate fear that she has as he stomps towards the door and she tries to get away but without giving away the operation

Please remove and subsequently delete any and all footage of me

>go and tell that midnight rider

>I came here to lick cun and chew ass

why did he have the knife?

>Gear check, fambino!

howdy

lmao

In case he was getting catfished by some black guys who were finna rob sum cracka.

well howdy now

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Emergencies I presume, did you not see his belt? It was at critical mass.

What are you, British?

>be a 19 beta
>look 30
>fat
>depressed
>on meds
>wanna kill yourself
>friend recently suicided
>think for a moment maybe you could get some cunny
>get to go see NASCAR on sunday too, best weekend ever
>walk in looking like Mr X
>Take off coat and suddenly look like Ed BigHead but you don't care
>Finally gonna have sex
>no longer a virgin loser
>might even start working out
>things are looking up for you, Vincent
>"How ya doin, Tex?"

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explain this meme please

Checked and howdy

Anyone know what these boots are? They show them when he gets frisked.

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>chris telling him things can only go up from here
lmao fucking no. put on a sex offender list for life. his life is over. suicide would be the only option at that point

if hes 19 and she claims to be 13 or 14 is that illegal?

What? No way!

Howdy love machine

>12 and 19
surely that's legal in the southern states of the USA

>that strut
>that business like composure

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How do I get this physique?

Could be just a neckbeard thing, they love pointy things like swords and knives.

>that breakdown as soon as he sits
buh gawd

Chris has zero sympathy for any of these fucks. He can make himself sound sympathetic but actually listen to what hes saying. At no point does he say anything remotely sympathetic. Chris fucking hates pedos and clearly enjoys watching them go down this hard.

if he is on anti-depressants then he cant have an erection
so he couldn't possibly be able to molest anyone

Howdy pardner

howdy, Billy the Kidfucker

He does at the start, but that might've been because he was afraid the guy would actually kill/injure himself on camera. They've already had one guy kill themselves on the show (not on camera).

Thats hard to watch.

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the knife is just a folding pocket knife its meaningless

howdy

>*bang!*
>texas ped slumps over, a hole in his chest pouring out blood
>Hansen shrugs
>"If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

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Of course, thats why I said he has sumpathy in his voice but not his words. Hanson is great as disarming people(figuratively and literally) by sounding not threatening.
If he came out like Steve Wilkos and start shouting and throwing shit hed probably get stabbed.

Up in the rafters, maybe if they hold

UH OH

the debt collector is here

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GO TELL THAT LONG TONGUED LIAR

>tuff
heh, they always fall for that kinda shit. that'd be a redflag for me, even zoomer kids dont write like that.