AHHH NO ARTHUR SAVE M-

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who the fuck uses a sword against plate mail
rob obviously wins

This is unadaptable for current HBO's production value. I think, the only proper way to adapt GoT is through the animation. Imagine ATLA-style series with proper armor, castles and military forces (no more of ten dudes fighting each other, pretending it's a massive battle), now that would be a killer.

what the fuck is that warhammer

ATLA?

Fuck Warhammer forever for ruining fantasy aesthetics.

Fucking Americans...

It was a chance they met in battle. But surely there's some swords than can piece plate with the proper technique or he was going for the parts only protected like mail like his arm pits of joints? Robert was injured by Rhaegar during that battle despite actually killing him

Avatar the Last Airbender

Why wasn't everyone aiming for the guy in bright yellow with the big fucking antlers on his helmet?

The guys fighting for House Baratheon would have been wearing bright yellow too, and I guess there's an attitude it would be dishonourable to not let Rhaegar and Robert fight it out one on one.

>wanting to try your luck with a 6'5 gigachad in full plate wielding a fuckhuge warhammer

*6'6.

would be cool, the comic for Dunk and Egg is pretty awesome so I think animation is the way to go for ASOIAF.

There's this animated project out there that hasn't really materialised as a show and only has some trailer called The 2 Queens. I think that animation would be good for a ASoIaF animated series.

Pretty much an animated version of Daenerys. Give her some purple eyes and it's spot on.

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dunk & egg is so comfy, I wouldn't even be mad if marting just kept on pumping out those instead of finishing winds
sadly he's incapable of writing anything except blogs about football

>implying bobby didn't just cleave through dozens of targ fucking shits at a time sauron-style to get there
GODS he was strong

>tfw you'll never be best bros with Robert or Ned and go up and down the country stomping Targaryen fucking shits into the dirt

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>you'll never be at the Battle of the Bells where Robert came out of a whorehouse drunk with warhammer in hand to BTFO Targ fucking shits and 1v1 Jon Cuckington

What's better for Bobby larping:
Shield+Warhammer or Maul?

That battle still makes no sense
According to the fat man, Bobby had an entire fucking army hiding in that town and Jon Gayington couldn't find any of them

Any images of Blackwater? I'd be eager to see it portrayed with the scale it was described as having in the book.

whilst they're were doing those flashbacks. why didn't they show us prime Robert on the battlefield :(

>kills the crown prince and wins over the lord commander of the kingsguard in one afternoon

GODS I WAS A CHAD THEN

>Warhammer

>American

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>Had so many rubies on his armor people still look for them 20 years later
And people don’t see Rhaegar as a vain asshole. God I wanna see a good prequel featuring Robert smashing some Targ shit

>this dumb highborn lad thinks he can just come running at Robert and end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword

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Never happened as far as I recall. Hightower was LC and died in Dorne at the Tower of Joy.

Cringe

there are ways to kill a man in plate with a sword

>hammer has a spike on it

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pretty sure Robert fought with a great spiked Warhammer
But funny, iirc Ned could barely lift the thing with two hands and Bob used it with one. Ned's not exactly weak either, he used a greatsword himself

Ned's greatsword was Valyrian Steel though, which is described as like supernaturally light to wield.

most warhammers had at least one spike on them.

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I know it was lighter than typical steel, which let them make the blades larger than usual, Ice being an example, but supernaturally lighter sounds wrong. I mean, a sword still needs weight behind it.

have yet to see any got artwork which portrays warhammers right

he actually came out with a sword

still btfoed like 10 people and almost killed Connington, while injured

with pussy juice still on his dick too iirc. He fathered Mya Stone in the sept didn't he?

Winning over Barristan Turncloak's "loyalty" is nothing to boast about. He's switched sides about 50 times so far in the last 5 minutes

ned is a manlet

No, Mya Stone was already alive before the Rebellion even started. Her existence is the major reason Lyanna was put off by marrying Robert.

Idk if ned ever used ice in battle
it was more of a ceremonial sword

it was just bobby b in the town not his army

>we will never get a brotherhood of gigachads between Brandon Stark and Robert Baratheon

he didn't really switch sides voluntarily the second time, he got pissed off after he was kicked out and the joffrey sent men to kill him.

maul, full plate = no point in a shield

which is fucking stupid because the dumb cunt ran off with a married fucking man

What should be added to bonus and mandatory?

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He swore upon his life and honor to defend Aerys and his heirs, then lets the Crown Prince get killed and decides to serve the man who killed him, ignoring Viserys etc against his vows. Then when Robert dies he abandons Joffrey who he probably knew wasn't the true heir, but should then have defended the next legal Baratheon heir, Stannis, or at least Renly. Instead he turns his cloak again and goes to Dany, whose brother and father he failed and betrayed not 2 decades earlier. He's a scumbag with less honor than Jaime Lannister.

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He hardly let the crown prince get killed, he was wounded and unconscious when it happened and was fighting with him before that. He didn't abandon Joffrey, Joffrey kicked him out and then sent men to kill him.
>but should then have defended the next legal Baratheon heir, Stannis,
He didn't know about the incest. He thought Joffrey was the legal heir by Baratheon rule and Stannis was just some usurper.

Something about how Jon looks nothing like him and THE SEED IS STRONG

Also, targ shits are basically extinct now right?

AHHH BOAR DONT DO I-

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>His one job is to protect the King and his heirs
>The King and his heir die
Great job Barristan!
>He didn't know about the incest
Didn't Ned accuse Joffrey of being a bastard in the throne room with Barristan present? In that same instance where Robert's signed a will confirming Ned as Regent before Cersei discards it and has Ned arrested, while Barristan stands doing nothing about it?

>The King and his heir die
again, hardly his fault. if his king died of a heart attack would you be blaming him too? he fought with everything he had to help Rhaegar, and was unconscious and horribly wounded in the battle when Rhaegar died.
>Didn't Ned accuse Joffrey of being a bastard in the throne room with Barristan present?
No, Ned never publicly accused Joffrey.
>while Barristan stands doing nothing about it?
He was sworn to listen to the King, which Joffrey now was.

Probably because most people assume a warhammer looked more like a massive sledgehammer because adding war to a weapon means "really big and intimidating" to most people.

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based faithful adaption

based
rhaegar and robert were engaged in single combat

...what about the bonus situation?

This reminds me of George telling a story about back when he was writing for Twilight Zone he wrote an episode about Morgan le Fay being back King Arthur and Mordred and at the end they have a climatic final battle at Stonehenge on horses in the rain and then the producer calls him up and said they were doing the episode but they can't do all three and he has to pick one because if they do Stonehenge it has to be on a set so they can't have horses or rain, if they do horses they can't have rain because the horses might hurt themselves, if they do rain it has to be outside so no Stonehenge and ultimately he had to settle for just Stonehenge.

would people seriously respect single combat in the middle of a battlefield?

fucking kek. And who do you think would have the balls to un at prime Bobby?

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At one point in the books doesn't Robert say that every night when he goes to bed he dreams of killing Rhaegar again? Lmao, damn can old Bobby hate

Everything in this image is canon, from the whole set of armor to the size and look of the hammer.

If both lords agreed to it (which I think they did) then their troops would fight each other instead. I doubt any of Robert's troops would have gotten in between him and his revenge, and neither would Rhaegar's since he was beloved (and winning initially).

Gods they were stealthy then

being cucked will do that

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Has anything remotely similar to this ever actually happened in history?

Two monarchs abandoning their guard and having a fucking duel with eachother, to the death, in the middle of a chaotic battle? Seems incredibly improbable.

GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN

Robert wasn't a monarch then though

>Two monarchs abandoning their guard and having a fucking duel with eachother, to the death, in the middle of a chaotic battle? Seems incredibly improbable.
Not as how you've described, but they were many examples, most of them are nobles against kings, though. Still, Rhaegar was no monarch and neither was Robert. Rhaegar fought because he believed in muh prophecy and can't die, also because killing Robert was really his only chance of winning. Robert fought because he hated Rhaegar's guts. Simple as.

only a damned fool would get between Bobby B and the Rag

Claimant then, no need to be a pedantic faggot.

So you couldn't actually answer the question. Worthless post.

>warhammer
>ruining fantasy
You have niggerfaggot-tier taste.

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I answered your question, you autist. There were such examples. A Roman consul killed a Gaulish king in single combat at the battle of Clastidium. Richard III, Bosworth Field. Agincourt, Henry V

monarch vs "monarch" like depicted in asoiaf? Not really, but the concept of champion warfare and things like the roman spolia opima recognized how much of a chad fucking move btfoing an enemy leader in a 1v1 was
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spolia_opima

>I answered your question, you autist.
No you didn't, which is exactly why you've decided to do it now. Next time don't be such a faggot and answer the question the first time.

arthur dayne would literally unironically wreck bobby b

woe to the usurper if he had been at the trident

You asked if anything "remotely similiar" has happened in history and I said yes. Then I provided you with some examples (even though you didn't ask for) because you're heavily on the spectrum. And I didn't even ave to because you horribly butchered your question, as the fight wasn't a monarch vs a monarch, but two noble generals fighting. Get some reading comprehension and then come back.

i'm not him but you're a huge tool. consider suicide

>bringing a sword to a fight in plate armor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEK

And you're a huge fag whose opinion is absolutely irrelevant. And I for the life of me do not understand why you had to butt yourself in the conversation when nobody even asked for your worthless opinion.

>caves in the protagonist's chest so hard they name that branch of the river after it
truly a chad move, even if the cucking was already complete at that point

ice is purely ceremonial, ie for beheading cunts. Its never used in battle

you were such a prissy little bitch i had to come in and inform you

As did most of them through history you uneducated brainlet.

I don't need a retard to inform me of anything.

Just like to butt into this conversations to say you don't taking losing arguments gracefully at all.

youtu.be/lh6ACdwNlyk

>ywn see prime Bobby B swinging his giant fucking warhammer while this music plays

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There's a 1% chance to kill a man in plate,
vs a 30% chance to kill him outright and a 70% chance to render him comatose or unconscious on the spot with blunt force trauma which either way results in death on a battlefield where every millimeter is trampled under feet and hooves.
There's a reason everyone in history went for axes/hammers with mandatory picks and spikes on the other sides.

damn user, those are very precise numbers. I am sure you did your research to make such a well though out conclusion

>Abandons his wife and 2 children for a 16 year old girl
Chad on my book.

Historical knights did the research, and left plenty of writings, paintings, and diaries on it that only loser soicucks wielded swords in armored battles. Suck it swordcuck.

As said real life warhammers end up looking off to people. Either they are just a real life hammer or they can end up looking almost girly and fragile. Even though they aren't.

Faggot entitled bitchboy deserved it. I mean for fuck's sake he almost literally goes:
>/sigh, I guess I am to be the messiah. Very well.
>"Young Rhaegar agreed with Aemon that he might be the prince that was promised. According to Arstan Whitebeard, one day Rhaegar found something in his scrolls that changed him and he decided to become a knight, telling Ser Willem Darry, "I will require a sword and armor. It seems I must be a warrior."

If you could capture the smug schadenfreude of this bishounen bitch lying in the water ribs caved in realizing he's not the messiah, capture that emotion and concentrate it into a powdered form it would give the most powerful high in all time.

rhaegar got the last laugh though because he plundered lyanna's pussy, died with her in love with him and her name as his final breath, and caused her to make robert's bff promise to never tell robert about the fact that she actually loved rhaegar, married him, and had his baby

>Gerold Hightower: Arthur, a raven arrived this morning baring news most grievous. Our Prince Rhaegar has been slain, murdered by the black stag on the Red Fork of the Trident. Worse yet, out false brother of Lannister has slewn our Good King Aerys. The babes Aegon and Rhaenys have met their demise at the hand of Gregor Clegane. Lord Eddard Stark has lifted the siege of Storm's End, and is marching to meet us now.

>Arthur Dayne: Lord Stark you say? Marching to meet us here, so close to Starfall? Forget the Wolf Bitch in this tower, my Lord Commander, for there are matters far more pressing and dire. We need the quiet wolf to fuck my sister.

No way ser.

why Yea Forums always acts like a retard

Shocking, isn't?

Gods, we need a prequel

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there’s still holes you can penetrate in plate mail
armpits, between the chest plate and the helmet, between the legs and bottom of the chest plate etc

lol what a tiny head

C’MERE YOU TARG FUCKIN SHI- wait is that a boar

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>Oswell Whent: My feet hurt. I wish Lewyn were here.

you are all smart

True, though Rhaegar's son (if the show stays a barometer) ended the dynasty and is more Stark than Targ fucking shit. He gets to pass on his genes but with a son who has absolutely zero interest in his father's side. Bobby's royal kids weren't his but he does have Gendry who

Also based Howland yeeting Dayne with a fucking fork. Northern swamp-vietcong fucks up one of the greatest swordsmen that ever was. Love it.

Yea Forums and facebook should be the same

He had just lost a battle, he didn’t have an army there

Didn't finish my thoughts there too busy laughing at realizing Dayne died to a fucking fork. Gendry is Bobby's bastard son who he'd be proud of. I'm skeptical Rhaegar'd be proud of Jon since he's a targ shit more interested in harps and swooning over women. Rhaegar would have got along well with Renly. Well, different taste in swooning I guess.

at least there are no chinese here

>son of the targshit is targ only in genes, not even in name
>more stark than dragon
>destroyed the last living targ and prevented them from ever coming into power

meanwhile bobby
>his heir is a spitting image of him
>lord of the stormlands and his childhood castle
>strong
>has his own warhammer

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>now that would be a killer.
cwinge

Is far right a blade with a blade?

No, the guard on the far right sword is just in front of the bottom of the hilt of the one next to it

You're not fooling me, bro. Give me the blade with a blade.

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ching chong ping pong, you all wlong

t.some tarly boy

how can anyone be so dumb. he answered ur question but ur a fucking brainlet. also no one owes an answer to anything you entitled little shit twerp
consider drinking bleach fuckjhead

The small one is for the soul.

IIRC some byzantine emperor killed an enemy king/emperor but I don't remember the names or the time

chad warhammer vs virgin swords vs incel smelly unwashed katana fags

This is the warhammer fantasy aesthetic for normal humans.
The Pauldroncore came from the mutant supermen.

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You know Games Workshop is a UK based company, right?

Fuck anglos then.

Get the fuck in the vat, Hans

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you can't be serious

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can you please stop
thank you

>swamp Vietcong
Kek. Arthur Dayne was an arrogant faggot anyway, and deserved his fall from grace as much as Jaime

The Mountain

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>thinking a scrawny little silver haired cuck could kill a walking tank with a giant fucking hammer

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You mean BARRY SAVE M-
Arthur wasn't there that day or woe to the usurper

Was GRRM a Berserk fan? Robert and Rhaegar are literally guts and griffith

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>woe to the usurper
Never understood what this meant. Not a native, does it mean that Bobby B would've been killed by Dwayne & co. if he had stayed at the trident ?

a monarc themselves going to frontline meatgrinder is pretty stupid for the survival of the army and state both.
you have rare cases like Alexander Great leading his Companion cavalry in some fights, but man was basically a living legend.
normal way was for monarchs and their royal guards to mostly stay safe, and maybe join up during the mop up phase when risk of dying was lower, or battle had already been decided.
you have cases like William and Harald both in Hastings, with the fight being decided by some lucky arrow killing Harald with a shot through the eye, which requires extremely bad luck (basically one arrows fault we are writing modern English as it is...)
or cases like crown princes leading armies, Edward the Black Prince, or French Dauphin on various campaigns.
Some examples like Roman Emperor and both the field army being annihilated by Persians at few occasions, with the loss of Emperor at a campaign being a heavy cost for the whole empire. (maybe Edessa 3rd century?)
Some Ottoman Sultans led close to front, but cases like Ankara proved how much a disaster it can be if your monarch is on the losing side.
Varna is another example of how things get fucked when monarchs try lead at front and die.
Or Lützen? where Gustav II of Sweden just dies, risking the loss of whole campaign and a fatal blow to the whole protestant alliance.

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It means they would have killed Robert if they were at the Trident with Rhaegar.

even Alex almost got himself killed multiple times while charging

Thanks. Really makes me wish to read the books, seems like there's some poetic sentences.

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>eerie Celtic rape monsters that dwell in foggy moors
Yeah it’s pretty awesome.

It's highly unlike user, swords are only good against plate in the movies. Swords were usually used against lightly armored opponents, or unarmored. A sword is a sidearm.

NOOO, HEEERRRRRRP! THEY’RE KNOCKING DOWN THE DOOR!!
PREASE, I SPENT TEN YEARS BUIRDING UP MY POINTS!!

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do you know some mmorpgs were I can try getting the chinks kicked using this

Any of them with high chink populations I guess, I don't play MMOs

FETCH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

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Holy shit kek

Ssethfag go away

>Claims victory for himself

Not against another monarch but kings have historically fought in many battle. Robert Bruce had killed several English knights

would be one hell of a battle though

There's no real talent for a western animated adaptation of GOT sadly.

SHISU JUSUTO A CHIRUDO

this is what Renly should have been in the show instead of some mincing cartoon faggot
honestly why were any of us upset at D&D for the last few seasons when they immediately proved they didn't know what they were doing or understand subtlety at all?

idk I thought the casting for Renly was great
He’s supposed to be the spitting image of a young robert, but not nearly as muscular

BARATHEEEEOOOOON
LEAVE THE TWINK BE
PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!

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What the fuck is the point of a light greatsword
Goddamn fantasy tards

t. Arthur Dane

OH GOD OH FUCK ROBERT LOOK OUT

Check out the audio books of you don't have the time to read. The narrator is Roy Dotrice and besides the very first chapter with Davos, he's great.

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Rhaegar was a match for Selmy
Selmy was a match for Arthur Dayne

Take that as you will

Robert's hammer wasn't a normal Warhammer, it was pure fantasy and only people with inhuman strength could use it effectively.

It's lighter to wield but has the same weight, it's magic.

Dayne was a fag who abandoned his king and the kings heir, then got rekt by Ned and the frog guy. He never had a chance against Robert

EDD PLEASE YOU MUST CONTINUE THE DAYNE BLOODLINE

I don't think Rhaegar was ever a match for Selmy. In jousting perhaps, but not in actual combat. When asked, Selmy even says Rhaegar's skills at battle were greatly exaggerated.

Really? Can you find it? I sadly lost my first book

He does it more respectfully than that,
Daenerys: Ser Jorah named Rhaegar the last dragon once. He had to have been a peerless warrior to be called that, surely?
Arstan: Your Grace, the Prince of Dragonstone was a most puissant warrior, but...
Daenerys: Go on. You may speak freely to me.
Arstan: As you command. A warrior without peer... those are fine words, Your Grace, but words win no battles.

He then described Rhaegar as

"“Able. That above all. Determined, deliberate, dutiful, single-minded. There is a tale told of him…but doubtless Ser Jorah knows it as well.”

I don't think Rhaegar is ever put on the same level as Selmy, who is spoken of as one of the greatest ever. Just decent.

Hmm, seems you're right. And we've been repeatedly told that jousting doesn't mean actual fighting

How the fuck do you lose to a guy who has giant antlers on his head?

Twink wristlets are no match for Baratheon bara

Fine, I'll bite. You see, when force is applied to a surface over a large are that force is spread across the entire area. If you didn't have a focal point on a warhammer, you would be wasting a lot of force by having it spread across the flat face. Hence, it you add, even a small focal point, a center spike if you will, the entirety of force behind your swing will concentrate on that point and the force applied will be much greater at that singular point, thus you are able to swing more accurately and once you connect the force applied is greater at that one point; in our context, without a spike, the warhammer is much less effective against plate mail.

If Arthur Dayne was at the Trident could he have defeated prime Bobby B?

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No he isn't, he was like 5'11

probably

anything under 6 feet is a manlet

Rhaegar IS Griffith with his twinky features, charisma, delusions of grandeur and megalomania

As would've Barry, but Arthur wouldn't have reached Rhaegar in time either cause that's part of the plot. Barry cut down countless people to get to them but couldn't even get close to them in order to save Rhaegar.

Guts isn't really all that much like Robert tbqh aside from being tall and muscular. The Hound is probably a closer fit.

Holy shit I never even thought of that comparison.

They're quite similiar character-wise

>in the show instead of some mincing cartoon faggot
Renly's look was fine, but what they did with his character and with Loras was ridiculous. Boiled everything about them down to "hah! GAY!!!"

Don’t call me Shirley

Is there anyone that could touch, let alone defeat, Darkstar?

Takeda Shingen vs Uesugi Kenshin. Might not be 100% true though

>he hasn't been to /pol/
that image is long out of date, there are plenty of genuine retards on Yea Forums now thanks to transplants from /r/Yea Forums and /r/thedonald

>tfw no dynasty warriors style Asoiaf game

>shitting on my man Barristan

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fucking fat hack fuck

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What's this meme about Dayne wanting Ned to breed Ashara?

I know in 5th century Rome, Flavius Aetius killed his rival for power Bonifacius in single combat with a lance. He lost the battle, but Bonifacius’ death meant Aetius was now the most powerful man in the empire and became Magister Militum (basically hand of the king)

based

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KAMI I WASU STWANGU DEN!

Based and Targaryen-pilled

Not him, but this would be helpful in a 1vs1 fight, but in a battlefield? Isn't the risk of it getting stuck much higher than the benefit of the spike? The tard strength he has is more than enough anyway.

No homo, but this man is ridiculously handsome. Literal textbook Chad jawline.

chekd

I'd legit suck the fattest, nastiest, smelliest dick in the world for an ASoIaF adaptation animated by Madhouse or Trigger.

Greatswords aren’t even that heavy, irl they’re at most ~10 pounds. And that’s not being made of magical dragon steel

Cheers

>applying logic to women
you're just stuggling in vain

it's based on the rumors of Ned and Ashara having a romantic entanglement and repurposing Chrisposting from when REMake2 came out
this will give you the gist, just replace the names in your head
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out of all the ridiculous shit in the picture, a spike on a hammer is what you call out?

In America, one of future presidents killed an injun leader in personal combat.

Richard III at the Battle of Bostworth Field. He went out like a madman.

>Polydore Vergil, Henry Tudor's official historian, recorded that "King Richard, alone, was killed fighting manfully in the thickest press of his enemies".

>Richard led a cavalry charge deep into the enemy ranks in an attempt to end the battle quickly by striking at Henry Tudor himself.

>Accounts note that King Richard fought bravely and ably during this manoeuvre, unhorsing Sir John Cheyne, a well-known jousting champion, killing Henry's standard bearer Sir William Brandon and coming within a sword's length of Henry Tudor before being surrounded by Sir William Stanley's men and killed. The Burgundian chronicler Jean Molinet says that a Welshman struck the death-blow with a halberd while Richard's horse was stuck in the marshy ground. It was said that the blows were so violent that the king's helmet was driven into his skull. The contemporary Welsh poet Guto'r Glyn implies a leading Welsh Lancastrian Rhys ap Thomas, or one of his men, killed the king, writing that he "killed the boar, shaved his head". The identification in 2013 of King Richard's body shows that the skeleton had 11 wounds, eight of them to the skull, clearly inflicted in battle and suggesting he had lost his helmet. Professor Guy Rutty, from the University of Leicester, said: "The most likely injuries to have caused the king's death are the two to the inferior aspect of the skull—a large sharp force trauma possibly from a sword or staff weapon, such as a halberd or bill, and a penetrating injury from the tip of an edged weapon." The skull showed that a blade had hacked away part of the rear of the skull.

>Richard III was the last English king to be killed in battle.

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Richard III was said to have directly charged into where Henry Tudor was, Henry fled behind his body guards. Richard cut down a standard bearer and was said to have fought like a devil, but he was swarmed by Henry the Cucks men and died with honour.

>rail5: the virgin
>rail8: the chad

>tfw Richard III was the inspiration for Stannis
>tfw him dying like this would be the most kino death in the series, instead of getting AGHHHed by brienne

It's the Loras vs Garlan thing, Loras was better with the lance and top tier at that, but with the Sword isn't close to how good Garlan is-
Rheagar was as good as book LORAS. But since at his childhood he had no interest in fighting, he literally was just going by natural talent alone, sure, if he had picked up a sword before he was a teen he would had been an Elite fighter, but he didn't and he didn't even enjoy it. Every Elite fighter was playing with a sword since they were 3, highly trained, Rheagar was learning music and reading books becuase he just didn't give a fuck.

when the FUCK is bannerlord out

>having to preface a statement complimenting a fellow man with no homo

JUST SO PEOPLE KNOW: I'M NOT A GAY _BUT_ I DO FIND THIS MAN TO BE HANDSOME

You in a hurry?

never

King Henry V

>According to contemporary English accounts, Henry fought hand to hand. Upon hearing that his youngest brother Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester had been wounded in the groin, Henry took his household guard and stood over his brother, in the front rank of the fighting, until Humphrey could be dragged to safety. The king received an axe blow to the head, which knocked off a piece of the crown that formed part of his helmet.

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Based

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You're gonna learn to self suck?

Needs a bigger hammer

the entire tower of joy fever dream is probably the single best passage from the books

without a doubt. Its ironic that rhaegar wasted 3 of the best knights in the realm by having them guard his fuckhut instead of having them in battle. Dayne w/ Dawn is quite literally the single best swordsman in the setting and only swamp magic bullshit did him in

It Barristan was so tough, why couldn't he save his little dragonboi? What an old faggot, lmao. The Joffman was right in dismissing his goofy ass.