>Computer, create a Turkana IV alleyway
>Computer, add a rapge gang consisting of Naussicans, Klingons, and Borg with sex toy implants
>Computer increase character phallus size by 500% and increase libido to maximum level
>Safety Protocols off
>Barclay to Lieutenant Yar, please report to Holodeck 2
/trek/ whatever version, general
James Robinson
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Eli Mitchell
fuck star trek
Henry Peterson
Yar would never get there because she would need to talk to every person on the way there about the rape gangs, like how a began cant go five minutes.
Robert Cooper
>>Barclay to Lieutenant Yar, please teleport to Holodeck 2 immediately.
James Smith
Barclay and Yar aren't even on the ship at the same time
he doesn't transfer over until long after she dies
yes this bugs me, if only slightly
Thomas Gutierrez
Fucking Broccoli, man.
Leo Cox
Save me, Jean-Luc Picard, you're my only hope.
Liam Rivera
why cant replicators create living beings
Lincoln Cruz
>It's a warf is the first one to go down against invaders episode.
Nathaniel Morgan
Romulans are so hot I just want a Romulan gf so bad
Charles Russell
have sex incels
Ryder Gomez
For me, it's Commander T. Riker.
Jace Wood
He's a big guy
Jaxson Cox
Christian Lewis
For you.
Evan Ortiz
This is the best Star Trek scene, in my most humblest of opinions.
Jaxon Rivera
>Computer, create a life size Commander Data including parameters of strength and intelligence.
>Make Commander Data a sexbot.
>Make Commander Data highly and violently sexually aggressive.
>Hide Commander Data in the corner and make him violently rape anyone entering the Holodeck.
>Continue running program after I leave.
>Computer disengage safety protocols.
>Computer, contact Wesley Crusher and have him report to the Holodeck.
David Gutierrez
I absolutely hated First Contact.
James Miller
because it would redpill too much of the audience on transporters.
Asher Garcia
>Computer, create a self-aware white female teenager.
>Computer, disable safety protocols.
Carson Price
This is the best Star Trek scene, in my most humblest of opinions.
Owen Rivera
Still a better character than Wesley.
Nolan Allen
So, does gold have value or not because the kikes love it in ENT?
Lincoln Price
Lincoln Lewis
take that back
Jack Cooper
Aaron Johnson
Holy shit, recycling is underrated. You ever just take a moment and think about how crazy and awesome it is? And the sheer logistics of it, wow.
Alexander Hernandez
But First Contact is one of the best Star Trek films.
Christopher Perez
Holodeck addiction is no joke, pls donate
Jackson Reyes
put her back in Unimatrix One!
Easton Bell
Is this mirror universe 7of9?
Nathaniel Fisher
It was entertaining for what it was: a sci-fi action movie. But it never felt like Star Trek to me and felt a little janky with the story connection to the series and how Picard coped with the whole Borg thing.
Star Trek: the Motion Picture is peak Trek kino.
Austin Sanchez
souls are canon in Star Trek
you can't create souls
Cooper Hill
Riiiiight....
Connor Baker
Oliver Watson
He was created by an anomaly in the planet's atmosphere, not by the transporter itself.
Which means that he has a piece of the planet's soul. Don't you know that planets have souls? Why do you think we call her Mother Earth?
Brandon Gray
who is the best jerk off material in starfleet
Leo Williams
jerri ryan in psych was penis raising
Eli Wilson
Voyager isn't canon.
Evan Lee
Carter Long
> Cpmputer, create nude replicas of Seven of Nine, T'Pol, Marcus, Kamala, Cole, Yar, Dax, & Troi
> Computer, make them all bisexual nymphomaniacs
> Computer, synthesize adrenaline laced with viagra
> Computer, lock holodeck door using a fractal encryption code
> Computer, begin program
Thomas Gonzalez
Ds9 Suxx0rz!!!
Benjamin Flores
>25 years
>still no content of Troi getting fat as fuck from all the chocolate she ate in Liasons
Levi Howard
>O'brian, I need you to transport my celulite out to space again.
Oliver Martinez
>someone saved the Riker collage I made almost two years ago
Evan Carter
Where's Bash?
John Cruz
ywn be a rad dude in the 90s who listens to the latest Dave Matthews Band CD on a CD player in the shape of the USS Defiant
Mason Cox
Holy Cringe
Parker Ortiz
what would you say if HBO takes /trek/ into it's hands and makes an actual good drama out of it, unlike STD?
Jeremiah Cook
I wish I could!
Lucas Torres
Adam James
Jackson White
haven't seen you on the frontpage since forever, /trek/ sure got slow
Nathan Morgan
Adrian Baker
more like jaw trek
because that chin is huge
Chase Reed
Lol NAILED IT. DUDE MATHS LMAO #YUMYUM
Camden Scott
Almost like Ent was set hundreds of years before replicators came around and made gold worthless?
Dylan Howard
8 years
Benjamin James
what
Adrian Harris
Please ignore the deranged Voyager fanboy. Some /trek/ posters have mental illnesses, and this one is unable to handle criticism of Jeri Ryan's jaw.
Joseph James
a literal homosex, wow
Zachary Nelson
mkultra is such a raging faggot
Jace Campbell
Okay. Now you're talkative. Please feel free to explain what you meant by "8 years".
David King
>plays dumb
>still has a grudge after nearly a decade
MAN ALIVE
Aaron Sullivan
It's how long he has been jelqing to pictures of bashirfag.
Christian Diaz
Behold, mental illness. What kind of sane rational person keeps a collection of screencaps about how much they hate half of the fandom? And they're personally offended by a stray comment about Jeri Ryan's jaw.
Cooper Cruz
they are confusing the memes
the x years guy was the one that hated DS9
Jacob Hill
It's just Vee's pseudo-pseudonym and (+)he uploads cool shit to /wsg/ so (+)he's fine with me.
Justin Powell
It's jonah's face in make-up cgi'd onto a woman's body, isn't it?
William Nelson
It's really pathetic when you larp as VF, mkultra. You're a parasite and a creep and you should kill yourself, faggot.
Jeremiah Taylor
Brayden Morris
>What kind of person
Appeals to insanity are twelve rungs below evidence of literal altruism, birdbrain!
Leo Williams
I can't tell if you're angry at RLM or STD.
Josiah Peterson
Honestly one of the best things they've done in a while. Completely nails the parody of STD season 2. Almost makes it worth having suffered through it, not really, but almost
Jose Adams
>complaining about technobabble in Trek
why are they so dishonest?
Nicholas Ward
He just likes to be angry.
Caleb Johnson
Self sealing stembolts is a kino episode though and is around the time when ds9 becomes good.
Xavier Collins
Bentley Campbell
9 Years is here right now, sharing his mad screencaps that he's been collecting for nine years.
He's probably the one who originally posted that non sequitur in , because in his diseased brain that post somehow made sense.
Jayden Smith
Fuck you, that's not me. I don't post pictures, ever.
Anthony Walker
>get cloned without your permission
>mercilessly murder the clones because "my body my rules"
why was this okay?
Ethan Gutierrez
i don't think you understand. contrast that to shatner trek in style and even how far the technology was. std clearly didn't show any restraint nor did they even try to make it realistic. shit, from the images alone i'd say it even looks more futuristic than j.j. trek.
Mason Lewis
Jay wouldn't be in the video if they didn't complain about it.
Noah Roberts
>criticism
I like a woman with a strong jaw.
Cooper Howard
>Fuck you, that's not me. I don't post pictures, ever.
>posts on Yea Forums, an imageboard
How could you ever think any of us would ever believe any of what you just said...ever?
Robert Taylor
So what did you mean by responding to with "8 years"?
What is the connection between that post and your response?
Luis Richardson
There's a difference between having some technobabble and making the entire season's plot be based around technobabble.
Lincoln Rogers
Because I am not a DS9fan, therefore I don't lie or use deceptions.
Because that wasn't me, why would I complain about 7o9? She actually looks like a woman unlike the ones in DS9.
Tyler Adams
it looks like mike and rich always wanted to film something like this, they put in a lot of effort with the costumes and set, so when they do their season to season re:view series of trek from tos to ent, i'm hoping they're in full /fa/ too.
Michael Phillips
God, I bet you are against post-birth abortions too you fucking fascist
Brayden Turner
>Barclay
>on the enterprise at the same time as Lt. Yar
nigga wut
John Sanchez
David Myers
Are you having difficulty following the conversation? I never accused you of complaining about 7 of 9.
Carter Lee
now show her penis
Angel Myers
>complaining about her jaw is not complaining about her
Jaxon Ward
Making fun of technobabble is kind of an old joke among Trek fans. It's not exactly malicious slander, user. Relax and try enjoying yourself.
Hudson Turner
>have an opportunity to make fun of STD
>LITERALLY SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL
>didnt laugh once
ONE
FUCKING
JOB,
MIKE
Isaiah Cox
Dishonest, technobabble is technobabble.
Brandon Ramirez
I never accused you of writing the post complaining about her jaw. Are you having difficulty following the conversation?
Brandon Morales
Honestly I find the level of tech irrelevant. Star Trek isn't going for realism. However, what makes season 2's technobabble so retarded is how it is the be all and end all of both the conflict of the season, and the resolution. There is no plot outside of the technobabble other than "HURR EBIL AI BAD SO NEED TIME TRAVEL MACHINE TO LOCK IT UP". That's what the entire fucking show comes down to. No moral or philosophical quandry, nothing the audience has to work out, just a bunch of shitty zoomer style dialogue about stupid fake space phenomena.
What's even worse is how easily everything is solved by OP Discovery crew scientists who can apparently create a time machine suit in a matter of minutes and master it's use. I don't even know why I'm saying all this, the RLM video sums it up perfectly. SCIENCE AND MATH SLAAAAAAAY SISTA YAAAAAAAS
Thomas Cooper
Jaxon Scott
Obviously he was imitating other posters because "muh friend simulator" but he fucked up and now that he's been outed he's going to lead you on in autistic circles of semantics
just let it go, mkultra has no life outside of these threads and replying to him only makes things more exhausting
just let him samefag until he gives up and lets the thread die
Nathaniel Gray
Nah he just sifts through the holo recording files of dead crewwaifus to add to his harem
Thomas Gutierrez
>it's okay when TOS fought rogue AI with no philosophy behind it tho
Christian Hernandez
Not one point refuted. End yourself retard
Julian Sanchez
I didn't write that other post either, I don't know why someone would bring up the 8 years.
Ayden Mitchell
Did Barclay actually transfer after her death or was he just on board but not on screen?
Austin Russell
case in point:
Michael Ward
there was nothing to refute, you can't refute bias.
Bentley Collins
I'm not necessarily saying philosophy is needed, just some type of conflict that is more satisfying to play out than getting resolved so easily with deus ex machina in the form of overpowered technobabble. To be fair, TOS does have a load of shit episodes that essentially have nothing interesting going for them and just rely on a sci-fi premise that may have been interesting at the time but is far more played out to modern audiences. The difference is that STD made the entire fucking plot of the second season nothing more than YEAH SCIENCE! XDXD. There is no substance to the entire goddamned show
Matthew Rogers
What bias? That DS9 is a faggot show for AIDS victims? Eat a dick.
Jonathan King
Then why did you respond to me at all? I'm talking about the mentally-ill person who posted and , and I'm speculating that their mental illness made them post too. Since you insist that none of those are yours, you've either been lying or just wasting everyone's time because you automatically assume that people are talking about you when they aren't.
Xavier Wilson
@115516823
omg ur a fucking tard-o!
Cooper Walker
It's been 9 years. Move on already.
David Rivera
I replied to and then you replied to me.
Anthony Carter
If they're going to disregard TOS so hard, why don't they just make a different space show? They are only using Star Trek as a name to draw in rubes who recognize Star Trek and decide to watch this largely unrelated space show. They pepper in enough minor references to star treky things to get the aforementioned rubes to giggle and clap, popcorn spewing from their flabby maws, and then they just make their space show.
>WHY DO THEY NEED TO CONSTRICT THEMSELVES WITH THE LIMITED TECHNOLOGY AND SETS OF THE 1960s?!?
Because it's canon, and if you aren't going to stay faithful to it then you may as well make a different tv show altogether. Most people could forgive having a set makeover for the ships and consoles/stations. Having crazy technology that simply didn't exist and jamming that into the same timeline as Pike or Kirk is just shooting a diarrhea blast directly from the anuses of whoever is running that mess of a show into the gleefully awaiting mouths of all the retards who have been tricked into watching Star Trek: Herpes
Oliver Cox
DS9`1
Not okay!
Libtard, stupid
Anti-Gene!
Oliver Walker
He first appears in season 3 and they mention multiple times in that episode that he's a new transfer in from another ship, and unless someone being on board ship for 3 years can still be considered new, he didn't serve with Yar.
Jordan White
Why did you reply "Fuck you, that's not me" to that post? What makes you think that that post is talking about you?
Caleb Jackson
>space mall nein is zu GEIL!!!!
Luke Reyes
>88
based
Levi King
Me standing outside the thread right now
Alexander Powell
Ira-haters will deny this, but Covenant was a good episode.
Daniel Fisher
BETTER TIMES
Levi Robinson
It was, if anything, thoroughly entertaining top to bottom.
Ryan Rivera
because they called me the X years guy multiple times
Hunter Lee
SCIENCE. FUCK YEAAHHHHHH
Chase Green
just going to keep dumping /trek/ history while im at it
Anthony Perez
MATH. FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH
Logan Kelly
Do you often make posts where you complain about how much you hate DS9 fans, like ?
If so, it's you. Get a life.
Luis Ward
Jaxson Jones
I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE
Austin Moore
>>Computer, create a life size Commander Data including parameters of strength and intelligence.
>>Make Commander Data a sexbot.
>>Make Commander Data highly and violently sexually aggressive.
>>Hide Commander Data in the corner and make him violently rape anyone entering the Holodeck.
>>Continue running program after I leave.
>>Computer disengage safety protocols.
>>Computer, contact Wesley Crusher and have him report to the Holodeck.
made me lel
Aiden Lee
D33P
SL33P ----> ! ! ! G A Y ! ! !
N9N3
Nathaniel Martinez
The only people mad about how Dukat's character developed are the ones who never understood him in the first place
Parker Williams
Landon Cox
Very nice work copying and pasting the entire post you replied to.
Jordan Hall
That wasn't me either.
>accuses everyone of being me
>claims I am the mentally ill
Seek help.
Joseph Wood
I mean, you're the one telling us that you identify with the name 9 Years. You see a post mention 9 Years and you assume that it's talking about you. Rather strange.
Noah Hernandez
Ian Barnes
>gets called out for being insane
>starts acting even more insane
>wasn't me wasn't me
watching retards have mental breakdowns is always pretty rad not gonna lie
Brandon Allen
John Taylor
seek help
Jack Taylor
Lincoln Myers
Lieutenant Barclay, that's also how I play Skyrim, how did you know?
Blake Wood
Can you two autists shut the fuck up already? I know one of you is insane but there is a (presumably) mentally stable individual in here trying to refute everything this crazy person is saying. Stop giving this faggot attention, please. Just stop.
Anthony Jones
2018 was one long war between /trek/'s greatest enemy and the "deep" regulars. 2019 is its aftermath.
Landon Peterson
Even DS9 fans hate Dukautists. Dukautism is truly the lowest of the low.
Justin Kelly
I was there. FeelsGoodMan
Grayson Martinez
Based SEEK HELP poster.
Mist your pensive implorations.
Xavier Smith
>captain, I'm so sorry! I had the coffee shits just a minute ago and in spite of being a starship of over 1,000 people there aren't any clearly labeled bathrooms on any hall. I ran and I ran, I even tried to call down to O'Brien to see if he could beam my poop into outer-space like people joked about at the academy and he told me to "go eat a dick". Eventually I ran into cargo bay 2 and ducked behind some crates and shit a runny, creamy, yet foamy diarrhea shit into my coffee cup, then I ran back to engineering to tell Geordi something and I just spilled it all over you!
Tyler Ross
Can't happen. It's HBO, so it'll have the need for nudity and excessive violence. NuTrek and STD already has excessive violence and look at where we are now.
Ryan Wilson
Connor Carter
>It's HBO, so it'll have the need for nudity and excessive violence.
HBO does Sesame Street. Is the new foster muppet on Sesame Street going to be Neelix'd?
David Price
eery night when m0ds deleted anti-pedo posts
Sebastian Parker
it's fiction, our writers made it up
Jace Brown
Is that why /trek/ was unreadable?
Landon Gutierrez
This. You want a woman with a strong jaw should you ever have kids. Just don't be bruce willis and demi moore and have only daughters.
David Hall
>every female that enters frame is a better target
Charles Russell
found this in the chive way back and was their for this fit of major autism.
Liam Thomas
Yes. I'm actually surprised HBO is producing Sesame Street. I'd have figured it'd have been part of the Disney-Hensen buyout.
Joshua Evans
>Computer, create a life size copy of Brie Larson
>Remove 6 years from her appearance
>Change personality to her embracing the Patriarchy and be anti-feminist.
>Permanently delete resting bitch face and replace with smile.
>Give her the ability and inclination to leave the holodeck, kill the current Brie Larson, and replace her.
>Execute
Tyler Johnson
Occupation is such a strange strange concept. You guys see me get the blessing of the Pah-Wraiths. Holy shit, Kira pull up that footage.
Oliver Morales
Classic
Easton Myers
Friendly reminder it's a SHE
Jose Robinson
only a woman could be such an attention whore
>red-dit-oh avatar
of course
Jose Butler
Colton Mitchell
They don't have the molecular resolution required
Wyatt Lee
Her smile and optimism: gone
Jason Long
Joshua Brown
>>>Barclay to Lieutenant Yar, please teleport to Holodeck 2 immediately to discuss the rape gangs
William Watson
WELCOME TO THE CURRENT STARDATE GOYIM
Daniel Richardson
Eli Sullivan
baSED 90s consumerism
Jason King
wow. such agreat title
Nolan Watson
Kayden Howard
Kek. No DS9 rape pasta?
Brayden Reed
Grayson Baker
>comes into a star trek thread
>immediately denigrates it
at least star trek fans are more polite than you and would never say something negative towards other franchises so openly and in there own forums
Samuel Jackson
Don't engage him.
Luis Bennett
how many abortions do you think she's had?
or is she infertile?
Samuel Carter
>that episode where Picard heads to Ferenginar and shuns Federation principles
Was refreshing, if a touch over the top.
Michael Cox
wtf I just watched a reg episode, what a coincidence
Mason Anderson
I'VE FUCKED BIGGER MEN THAN YOU PICARD
Nicholas Edwards
WHAAAAT
HUHHHH
Dominic Barnes
early ds9 was really really weird but in a fun way
Alexander Foster
why do people hate this episode?
Dominic Gray
Don't give it a single (you).
Carson Rodriguez
where's bash?
Evan Collins
>Don't go to Denobula, Picard
>Buddy of mine nearly got himself lobotomized!
Jose Robinson
I didn't hate it but I assume because it's focused on drama that isn't even related to the characters we care about and it may be heavy handed about its obvious message.
Joshua Flores
laying on a broken vibrator danked out
Gavin Davis
Dominic Jones
such arrogance
Gabriel Miller
she's alright
Dylan Lopez
why does she always look so oily
Jose Powell
her house looks like a pig sty and in that pic you posted she's got some sort of blue dye in her eye
YUCK!
Landon Barnes
Why didn't Thomas murder him and take his job?
Jayden Russell
show your house then, if it's so super tidy
James Green
>Come with us, Neel. The hard drives are being search as we speak.
Jaxon Cruz
stop being a stalker you weirdo
Jacob Kelly
Carson Morales
It was awful when Voyager did it, and it's still awful, especially when you base an entire season of a show around it. ENT's temporal nonsense was a better story.
Angel Wright
Angel Harris
Just wait for WWIII to happen and crazy drunken scientists to turn our nukes into space rockets.
Or just WWIII.
Connor Anderson
Disengaing of the holodeck safety protocols require the voice authorisation of two senior officers. Including yourself, you still need the voice authorisation of two senior officers
Leo Long
The design that went into the screens is so nice.
Caleb Evans
Star Trek "promised" WW3 and Eugenics War(Or was it one in the same?) before Warp drive is discovered.
When people make these dumb signs, do they even know the lore?
Elijah Wright
Those were worst than Wesley episodes desu
Jonathan Nguyen
KC stop being an incel stalker
Jace Bell
Did they removed his dick when they turned him into Locutus?