What the fuck? Why didn't Milhouse count?

What the fuck? Why didn't Milhouse count?

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>I feel kinda funny wearing white.
What year does this take place in again? Certainly not the future. Women eat men's assholes nowadays and even if it was a matter of public record no one would balk at a white dress.

Simple, user.
Lisa is a whore! WHOOOOOOORE!!!

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He was a comfyfag,also sneed

So Millhouse is the one supposed to be made fun of, yet she let him smash to begin with?

give me a break.

also, what a whore. The brittish guy dodged an herpes ridden bullet.

I have herpes. It really ain't that bad.

>some random hoes do rimjobs! so what?
you should take a look at the stuff trannies do if you think this is disgusting

imagine marrying in todays society.

>also expecting us to believe she touched based thrillho

he is a stand-in for the entire springfield football team

formerly virginal

Let's just say that whatever happens at Chuck's, stays in Chuck's

Cringe

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she went to Chuck's

Nobody likes Milhouse!

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Please describe in more detail

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Moenigger always gets BTFO

small dick couldn't tear her hymen

Only Sneed counts

Because SNEED

Because Milhouse fucking sucks.

>Mom, I feel kinda funny wearing white.
>I mean... Milhouse...
I don't get it. In what way are these two things at all related?

The white wedding dress is supposed to represent purity. The implication is that she let Milhouse fuck her

>Getting cold sores on your cock ain't that bad
I get them on my lip every few years and I hate it, no fucking way I could handle getting them on my dick.

thanks user

White wedding dresses are supposed to be for virgins.

So Milhouse won in the end since he's the one who got to deflower her. That "doesn't count" is just Marge trying to make Lisa feel better about what already happened, no matter how much they try to deny it.

Trannies doing disgusting stuff does not detract from other forms of disgusting things.
Everything is fucked, and we're too fucked to see it.

Dubs checked

Because Lisa is a whore (formerly a virgin)

Milhouse is a girl raised as gender-neutral, explains everything.

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Check out this beta faggot who actually self inserts as Milhouse

Women who aren't virgins shouldn't be able to wear white.

False advertising.

>What year does this take place in again?
2010

Reminder
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/99999999/

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he could never sneed her feed

>instantly go full "social commentary"
God, you millennials are insufferable.

They were married but didn’t fuck because it turns out Mulhouse is impotent, she she just grinded her croch on his face (all nerd hoes are a freak in bed) and piss and shat on him when she came, he freaked out like the beta he is and ran away from the relationship

Moenigger here. You sneed posters are the best thing about this board.

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Because Lisa is a whore (formerly a virgin)

even at the time most women weren't virgins when they got married

I know we are, but thank you for admiting it moe fren

Sneed.

No, no one wins in the end. Look at the statistics.

after all these years milhouse finna gunna be a meme

because he's not a meme

Lisa was a city slicker

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Have sneed

WHY HE DOESNT COUNT !!!!!!????????

Maybe it wasn't full sex. Maybe she just jerked him off or let him cum in her mouth or something

You think this is fucking Clerks? It still counts

Sneed

its the same disease, you most likely got it at birth. up to 80% of everyone has it.

They just sucked. They didn't fuck.

marge knows millhouse's dad likes anal so its only natural to assume his son would as well

Kek jannies are pathetic thinking they can erase history

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why does she know this?

>skateboarding on the beach
this doesn't work

For you.

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Eating ass is something I'll never understand, especially how it fucking blew up. We have kids and teens saying they want to eat ass, most likely because it just blew up and they want to fit in.

Somewhere out there a teenage boy is feeling pressured into eating ass to keep his girlfriend, and feels disgusted with himself once he actually tongues an asshole

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>he doesn't skate on sand

You two and I seem to be the only "old fags" here and we're not particularly old.

Take a break from the internet user

Seek help

WERE THE FECES CREW
AND WERE COMING THROUGH
TO COVER THIS THREAD IN OUR PEE AND POO

EVERYWHERE WE GO PEOPLE WILL SEE
OUR SHITPOSTING TALENTS ALL OVER Yea Forums

TRY NOT TO CRY TRY NOT TO RUN
OR RISK HAVING YOUR THREAD FUCKED UP A TON

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im so confused
i unironically dont get this one
can someone explain

It's open to your interpretation. Could be a tiny dick, could be he's gay now, could be Lisa's a fucking whore.

>Women eat men's assholes nowadays
>nowadays

JUST GIVE THEM ONE OF THESE MOE!

I don't get it. Wearing white?

kek don't give it to me stud