Bran the broken has the best story

Who gives a fuck about who has the best "story" in the first place? What a retarded way to choose a king is that?

Beans story
>climb tower
>watch degenerates fuck like a disgusting pervert
> get dabbed on and fall off tower
> get diaper changed for 10 years pausing only to jerk off to sister getting raped

Midge logic

>all the normie retards thinking it was about Bran's story and not the fact that he houses the collective story of humanity
seven hells

Like setting himself up in the courtyard to lead to Arya's Nothing Personnel moment but not warning them about the million other things that could have given them half a chance in defending.

Or how he didn;t even try to stop the reta5rded strategy that led to Dany going full 1488 on kings landing

>Come! Come! Gather 'round and listen to the great story of our king!

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wait why didn't everyone start pointing fingers at Bran when they realize he could have warned the innocent about Dany and evacuated or atleast take proper shelter?

Underrated post

Stopped watching this shit show a long time ago, do these people who were brought back from the dead ever say what the afterlife is like?

John is asked but says there's nothing

>pushed out of window
>wake up
>get carried around
>skip an entire season
>sit in a wheelchair and say weird shit

Whoa

nobody knows about his omniscience powers yet everyone simultaneously thinks he'd be a great ruler because of them

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It should have been Sansa, married to Robin.

The guy who came back from the dead was not a shota.

I wonder what ten year old Jon Snow looked like.

they kind of forgot

is that why they cut out his entire story in season 5 and no one cared

This

>being the best historian makes you eligible to be the best king
Not to mention that is literally NOT what was being referred to in tyrions speech that all the lords agreed to

Understanding the interplay of all the successes and failures of all mankind up to the present does make you a pretty eligible decision maker, yeah.

Post rated very nicely

>Queen Sansa the Broken In

but what's his tax policy?

Brans story:

>Gets thrown out a tower by Jaime after spots him fucking the queen
>Cripple, in coma for month
>Wakes up, starts getting visions from raven
>Family all leaves, he's alone
>Gets almost killed / kidnapped by wildlings, saved
>Theon takes winterfell, is made a hostage
>Escapes, but hides in the crypts.
>Heads north because of the 3ER, meets Meera / Jojen
>Go north, more visions, jojen as them too and knows what will happen.
>Hide in Queenscrown from the Wildlings during a storm
>Osha leaves with Rickon to Last Hearth
>Meera / Jojen Bran continue north, reach Night Fort
>Encounter Sam and Gilly
>Get north of the wall, get captured by the mutineers
>Escape but choose to not inform Jon that he's there / alive
>Make it to the tree, battle some wights and get saved by CotF
>Stay in tree for an entire season doing nothing, when you finally show up again it's only a few short scenes and nothing about the 3ER is ever really expanded upon.
>Never learn about the 3ER being bloodraven or its importance.
>Only thing you ever really spend significant time doing in the Weirwoodnet is looking at the Tower of Joy and a scene in Winterfell with Hodor.
>Get marked, leave and warg Hodor to "hold the door" causing some time paradox bullshit
>Go back south, meet Benjen
>Get back to Castle Black and then Winterfell
>Be used as bait for NK, do NOTHING of importance.
>Literally the last thing you do, you contribute nothing to his defeat in any way and never demonstrate your importance.

and that's being very geneous with the details too. His story was completely pointless. The 3ER never really does anything, and the show's explanation for its importance is laughable. The Maesters have more knowledge than he does, as evidenced by how Sam proves Jon was NOT a bastard, something Bran didn't even know. Funny how that fact too never mattered outside of making Dany go crazy. Never even mentioned again after that, it's completely forgotten in the rushed final episode.

And then he becomes a total retard in S8.

>being a good historian makes you a good king

?????

Not to mention he sacrificed his beloved for the good of the realm.
There's no fucking way he shouldn't be the begrudging king on the throne.
Fuck those kike hacks.

Not to mention Jon would be Aegon the Undying, which sounds so much better than Bran the Broken.

it wasnt that good of a post so I can only assume this is samefag

Why did the unsullied ask the other lords to name a king in the first place? They were already pledged to kelly c then they accept essentially her enemies' choice of king and his decision about what to do with the people who betrayed her.

>Aegon the Undying
sounds based, wish jon was just an immortal like beric but didn't need a perso to rez him, just needs a short nap

I thought that was going to happen when Salsa paused for a bit but no, she had to start with the independent Norf!

Why didn't Asha and the Dornish prince immediately ask for independence after Sansa broke from the 7 Knigdoms?
IIRC Dorne was never even conquered, they made a deal with the Targs and joined families. They even got to keep their prince and their own law.

>I can't be Lord of anything now, I'm the three-eyed Raven
>Bran we need you to be Lord of the 7 Kingdoms
>Why do you think I came all this way

unironically, WHAT did he mean by this?

Bran played the long con

kek

ALL HAIL BRANDON OF HOUSE STARK, THE BROKEN, THE THREE-EYED RAVEN, THE PORN LORD, HE WHO SITS IN THE MOVING THRONE, FIRST AND LAST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, THE RHOYNAR, THE FIRST MEN, THE FREE PEOPLES, THE SLAVERS, THE DOTHRAKI, THE FREE FOLK, THE YI TISH, THE ASSHAI'I, THE IBBENESE, THE WHITE WALKERS, THE DICKLESS, AND ALL THE OTHER RABBLE, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF PLANETOS, SHIELD OF THE IMPERIUM, THE SEEKER OF RAPES, AND ADMIRER OF THE BEAUTIFUL

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>You Know Nothing, Jon Snow

youtube.com/watch?v=JqcP2CGFUiU
D&D should have consulted Aaron Rodgers apparently

beric came back like 50 times and no one gave a shit

Just finished it, and I thought it was great. Jesus Christ, you guys are fucking pathetic babies crying about not getting your way. These are not perfect people, and this is not an ending meant to please the masses. You will never get your "one true king". People are bastards, and power corrupts. There are many elements of the typical tragedy in this story, and yet it is still a great one.

>with a straight face trying to justify shit writing and zero satisfaction from Bran's story
Blew seasons and the last when all they needed to do was have Bran warg into some shit and mind battle NK; the only reason they win

Either show he's the 3ER and kinda evil and been manipulating shit this whole time or have him die in the battle against the NK. Pure shit how they wrote him as the King.

What's mentioned about could've been done over a few scenes and just 15 mins.

>Jon just didn't feel right for this moment

But he DUN WAN' ET

Jon has no personality, he’s dull and boring. Like him is being Reddit

He doesnt really "want" anymore
He sees all so there is no point, he either knows it will happen or it wont

And murdered a child

Have sex

>>Become omniscient
>>Do fuck all with it

He was preoccupied watching beautiful happenings.

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None of the dialogue in S8 made any goddamn sense at all and it is still pissing me off.
Like literally any line at all will enrage you if you're actually paying attention.
>Tormund: WHO RIDES A DRAGON? LMAO
Fucking you did, along with Beric, Sandor, and Jorah

God I hate this show

John Snow's arc completely lost its meaning once he came back to life, at least in the show. If grrm takes anything from it as a lesson, it would make for a better ending if Melisandre never resurrects him, and Stannis actually win the battle of Winterfell.

John Snow's as a character is rather bland, and very 1 dimensional, after he came back to life. Also, Tyrion should have been executed by his father, and Oberyn should never have lost.

Littlefinger should not have died either, and even though I kinda like the way Sansa's character developed with the boltons, keeping him alive would make for a better plot.

There are plenty of gratuitous deaths that are either non-sensical or just don't add anything to story, but that's not news to anyone. Still, keeping John Snow, Tyrion, Arya, The Mountain, The hound, and a few other characters alive didn't make much sense, and I believe the story would gain a lot if they just killed them off when they had the chance. The same with the gratuitous deaths of Missandei, Varys, and Littlefinger, who would've played a far more important role in the story, hadn't they been butchered just for shock value.

I don't think Bran should have died, since his death doesn't feel very justified (as he's a minor character), but I'm willing to have him killed than keeping this autistic omniscient god version of him. That was pretty awful, and the original character was worlds apart, in terms of being likable.

tl;dr: worthless blogposting, you can just skip.

>shota
Bran is too old to be the cutest boy anymore, that goes to Ned Umber.

I'm going that both Ned Umber and Lyanna Mormont survived to grow up together. Toy Ship!

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And Bran is so interesting.

No

*punished a child that stabbed him to death

Yeah he is, he has thousands of stories to tell and has ascended

Or Tyrion himself

Garbage writing

Yeah a traumatized child who was pressured into it, he’s a child murderer

>jon was brought back from the dead
>turns out there was literally no reason for it

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>THE PORN LORD

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Hardly.

This kid is way too inexpressive and bland for his cuteness to stand out. He has no defining traits that pulls your eyes to him either, aside from the lines under his eyes. I don't like Lyanna's character at all, but her acting stands out a lot more than his, even back when she had virtually no lines at all.

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Sansa was pushing for King Jon, we knew this but if she stated she knew it, they would have suspected her for "conspiracy," so she was waiting for Tyrion to bring it up but he didn't and randomly picked Bran which made her fucking blink. She wanted whoever would grant the North independence, so it worked in the end.

itt brainlets who didn't listen to the line afterwards explaining that Bran has everybodys (humanities) stories

He has no more stories to tell than Sam, who reads bundles of books. He's basically the same as Sam. A person that's observed a lot of exploits of others.

>It was peer pressure, your honour, the other people were bad, not me, honest!

The show/book begins with Bran literally being taught by Ned about justice because he'll rule in the future. If that didn't clue you in who the true King was going to be, nothing will. Jon was set up as a whiny wangsty teen who wanted to join the Nightwatch, instead.

All the fucking endings were set up in book 1, everything was a journey to then. Sansa wanted to be a Queen (and she becomes one) while Arya wanted adventures and not be a lady (what she got).

this is pro cripple propaganda since they are most invisible

woke as fuck, all hail to the jew duo who were brave enough to write this

they deserve a stab at star wars

Unsullied/Grey worm are disciplined soldiers, well know for near immunity to pain, being fearless on the battlefield and their skill at fighting in tight formations.
They know nothing about politics or kings.
Them being former slaves makes them not really attached to their "owners".

Its a neat trick Tyrion does. He moves his lips and D&D's words come out.

>Brainlets
youtube.com/watch?v=Kmnop6l7KmI
This guy called it ages ago. King Bran was the natural outcome.

>I'm the three-eyed Raven

He says some cryptic shit like that and nobody in that council even asks what he meant by it?
Nobody seems to be interested why exactly that crippled boy from the north should be a good choice for being a king.

Half of the people there never met him before.

Can you just imagine being Greyworm during this scene? What the actual fuck was he thinking?

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I'm pretty sure what he meant was Bran was the keeper of everyone's stories. Tyrion wording it retardedly or meaning something else doesn't change the fact that Bran can see mankind's history, to see all their past mistakes or successes, and can see who is truly innocent or guilty of a crime. He's pretty fucking useful as a king.

HE DUN WAN IT

How many times does he have to say it?

>I'm pretty sure what he meant was Bran was the keeper of everyone's stories.
>He's pretty fucking useful as a king.
What retarded thinking. Might as well make monarchs out of librarians.

And then he makes Bronn master of coin and his credibility goes out the window.

That's the point. The story starts with Bran learning about leadership and justice, he concludes justice is to make people give the society and serve them as they should, and leadership is guiding and empowering those individuals to function together.

He returns Jon to the only position and place he hadn't fucked up. He functioned perfectly there. He is a godlike being who simply gives what is meant to be given and leave the rest on their hands. He is unaffected by greed and cannot be corrupted, basically he is what the king ideal is meant to be in a society that no longer wants war.

>And then he makes Bronn master of coin and his credibility goes out the window.

bronn's ending is weirdest one because i assume he is the master of coin because he is now the lord of highgarden aka the richest place but why did everyone agree to let him have it anyway

>He didn't pay attention
youtube.com/watch?v=xg9EfAVfTO8

this is now canon

That or he sent him to the nights watch to prevent any chance of him being able to claim the throne in the future. It's obvious he's a sneaky fuck so it's highly probable

top kek, lad. I'm saving this.

No? He is not bound by pettiness. Did you not remember his chat with Jaime? He is a superior being now not sneaky. His arc was the only endgame Martin told the editor/publisher back in the first novel. This was his story because ALL stories are him. The compilation of all these povs will be the Bran enthroned.

"bran cannot father children and he has no interested in ruling"

I just figured out how Britain ended up with May when there were so many contenders.

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so we are all in agreement that Bran manipulated literally everybody to ensure that the NK and Dany were defeated and pave his way to the throne?

You fucking morons. He means Bran has the best stories to tell since he can literally see every past event in history. Not just his personal journey.

I hate you incels so much.

more like shit writers stumbled their way into a nonsensical ending because that's where grrm said the story would end.

Have sex

Have sex

Have sex

The cuteness appeal of Ned and Lyanna is that they are obviously tiny people dressed up in adult clothes in adult roles, and actually doing relatively better than some of the adults

.I really wish Ned Umber and Lyanna Mormont had survived to make it to the small council, and Jon would be King instead of Bran -- but now you know why they both had to die.

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>implying you wouldn't spend your time watching rape if had his powers

Is the "best story" thing as retarded as the "worlds knowledge" stuff?

I guess, but you can't deny the fact that she is a much better actress than he is.

>implying knowing everything that has ever happened and possibly everything that is happening wouldn’t make you the greatest king of all time
He’s not a historian, he’s an omniscient gigahistorian. Why he didn’t put his powers to use before is beyond me but I’ll chalk it up to bad writing.

About the same yes

>Best story
>Disappears for an entire season and nobody cares

Tyrion should've been king 2bh, he's the only non-retarded character on the show after Varys and CIA died.

Jon ran the night's watch for a few days and got himself killed, no way he could run the 7 kingdoms. Bran did absolutely fuck all.

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Bran made sure he took the black and gave up all claims real quick

>the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't do anything.

he's bran the broken, as opposed to bran the builder

>He’s not a historian, he’s an omniscient gigahistorian. Why he didn’t put his powers to use before is beyond me but I’ll chalk it up to bad writing.

The idea that those people would be looking for the best king possible rather than furthering the prestige of their houses is dumb.

>went north for a while
>got superpowers, then went back south

wow, what a story!

no one can really confirm it, tho. unless Bran can take people with him on the time journeys

By any metric Bran should have been king in da norf though, D&D just kind of forgot that personal unions existed.

>Did you not remember his chat with Jaime? He is a superior being now not sneaky.

What makes you think he did not simply lie there?

Robert had no interest in ruling either... Turned out quite well for the 7 Kingdoms.

>Tyrion should've been king 2bh
Why? Didn't they shoehorn him enough already into every single plot ever since season 1?

He's a drunk, envious, loud mouth asshole who might as well be the embodyment of reddit on the same level as rick and morty, being pushed as an underdog "genius" by the show writers because they desperately wanted him to be this ">le smart and cool dward" only to make his character less embarassing.

If you believe Tyrion should be king, you haven't read the books.

Good observation user-san.

Are D&D pushing how creepy and fucked the world is yet?
>bran is a walking amalgamation of 8000+ years of dead human/children memories
>apparently has full blown future sight as well now (even disconnected from the tree WiFi)
>knew he just had to sit still for a year and wait for humans to kill each other, then get gifted the seat of power on the continent
Where do his loyalties lie? Do the children influence him more, and he has an agenda for removing filthy humans? Are all the children really dead? They won the war(s) and now can finally get rid of humans.

Dabids, gimme info.

Or they all go to Oldtown and read the archive...

Jon should have been crowned, pardoned Tyrion, abdicated in favor of salsa, and when the dickless niggers chimped out he should have offered his head as reparations for the queenslaying so they would fuck off to medieval africa.

He would be remembered as the king who united the north against the ice king, brought troops South to kill the Lannister despot, slayed his mad queen, and the one who sacrificed his life to save the west from the savages.

Now post the rest of his rape imperium

>They all get exactly what they want: The End
Gurm is a hack.

it only confirms they were married, not that Lyanna had a child.

you sound as if your expectations have been subverted

Because it literally doesn't matter. Part of the point of the whole meeting is to negotiate the Unsullied returning King's Landing without bloodshed, so appeasing the unsullied was paramount. They weren't loyal to the Targaryen line, or to Westerosi succession traditions, they were loyal to Daenerys specifically. Revealing Jon's claim would only complicate matters at this point.

Brainlets, Bran's story is everyone's story, including Jon and Arya as he has it all

Someone is salty their post was ignored

Jon killed Dany. He's a brute and should be hanged