OH NO NO NO

>DUDE SOI

>every man on Earth has experienced this
my dick has never disobeyed commands even once. Am I the chosen one?

any woman that has to look at that face during sex must suffer from dry pussy syndrome.

what's your favorite Trejo film? I'm partial to Blood In, Blood Out and Heat.

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Wtf I never experienced erectile dysfunction.
Why would Danny Trejo lie like that????

Based

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When 75 years old you reach, get it up easily, you will not.

Danny is a Chad. Who would willing admit they have erectile dysfunction? Someone who is secure of their manhood that's who.

>Danny Trejo/Height
>5 6
hahahahahahahaha

Somebody who's had sex with so many women his dick just goes "You know what, I'm good".

>struggles

Why? We literally cured it. You can take pills that you can but at any gas station.

don't worry it happens to everyone! Be yourself!

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>buy at any gas station

Last time I checked you need a prescription for viagra.

>what is rape

Point Blank is pure trejKINO

Joke's on you loser I've never had this problem because I've never been with a woman GET DABBED ON

that FLASH episode makes so much sense now

Check again, idiot.

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>took finasteride for my thinning hair when i was 22
>started having trouble getting hard after a year of using it daily
>thought it was all in my head and just kept taking it
>stopped finasteride after a year and a half after i could not get an erection no matter what
>3 years later
>still have a hard time getting hard and even if i can get an erection it dies almost immediately
i think about killing myself everyday

The car bit is just you being retarded. The non functioning dick under pressure is literally going to happen at least once to every man on the planet. If your nervousness outnumbers your lust, you're fucked and won't get it up.

Everything in our bodies is regulated by chemicals. Think about it, why couldn't you revert the changes you did with the right substances? Get informed and do some research, man. You deserve good health. If you do good research you'll for sure find a fix or at least a workaround that'll make it all better. You're only doomed when you think you are.

happens to me about 50% of the time im with a girl
i can masturbate just fine
memester will tell you "deathgirp" but thats not how i masturbate, and after long periods of nofap its the same thing
the truth is its stage fright, i get in my own head

will probably get some viagra myself bros

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Idiot basedboys start popping Viagra at like 25 because their desk job, shitty diet, faggy mindset, porn addiction and sedentary lifestyle destroys their T levels. At a certain point they become dependent on it and when it stops working they have no options left.
webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20120720/can-recreational-ed-drug-use-lead-to-ed#1

I’m in my 30s and it’s never happened to me or even close. The opposite in fact. The other day I was getting a massage and I got a huge erection from the girl massaging my thighs. I was so nervous about her asking my to flip over, and for good reason. I pitched a massive tent in the blanket when I turned over. It was super awkward. I was sort of hoping she would offer to take care of it for me. But she only acted really weird the rest of the time. Also pretty sure she doesn’t want me to come back. Also I cum super fast when I have sex

dicklets have no problem getting it up because you only need very small amounts of blood pumped into your tiny dick

My cousin's wife is a masseuse and she said guys getting boners is completely normal and they aren't put off by it as long as you aren't creepy or obnoxious and try to make a joke about it

I just got put on Effexor. I can get hard and stay hard but it's really hard to bust a nut. You know how your arm gets tired after you finish? Mine gets tired when I'm just about there and then it's a struggle.

Nice to know

only after a night of heavy drinking and cocaine use.

That paper says nothing about testosterone, it's entirely a survey and even mentions that the guys might not even have psychogenic ED but simply overthinking how hard they should be

>tfw had this happen with a chick I was dating and the toxic relationship + college stress killed my dick

at least it's over now.

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i was being facetious user, I got a huge boner too 2 months ago from a ultrasound of my testicles

MEME WORDS ARE FOR FAGS!

I literally order generic boner pills from an Indian pharmacy.

I've never had this problem. Boners are like aol cds for me

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I Guess the Machete Lost its sharpness

This. you idiots dont try to fuck on coke it wont work.. ormaybe it will but small chance

>complain about cliche word
>post onions response

This but with heterosexual porn

A good cure for whiskey dick is a strong indica

General testosterone levels have been declining for years now and Viagra use is skyrocketing with younger males. I'm certain that these things are related and that a lot of these men popping 2-3 pills just to get their dick hard in their 20's are going to be suffering later in life.
uk.reuters.com/article/health-testosterone-levels-dc/mens-testosterone-levels-declined-in-last-20-years-idUKKIM16976320061031
webmd.com/erectile-dysfunction/news/20040804/young-men-lead-surge-in-viagra-use#1

Never had this problem m8 he probably just insecure because hes short and hes face looks like the surface of the moon

>Effexor
Get off that shit ASAP. The withdrawal is absolute hell, you're going to gain a bunch of weight and fuck your metabolism, and when your low dosage stops working and they up the dose, you're going to turn into a zombie. I felt like I was kicking heroin when I went off of it and my metabolism never recovered. Awful drug

Not him but I was on it for about 6 months. It gave me a huge boost in confidence, talking to girls, being social and making friends. but It also made me an emotional little faggot so I got off it. The effexor dreams were mind blowing though, way better than acid or any psychotropic drug out there.

So is erectile dysfunction when you have a boner and you cum before you wanted to, or is it when you can't get it up? Or not being able to cum? Is it just a blanket term for any time your penis isn't doing what it's supposed to?

>The withdrawal is absolute hell

>nurse hands me the pills and just walks off
>call out and ask if there is anything I need to know
>she says "don't run out. The withdraw is one of the worst"
My doctor didn't even mention it.

wat is the femoid version of erectile dysfunction? do their vaginas sometimes not open?

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Did you guys see things in the dark? Like a lot of shapes and red flashes?

It's when you try to stick your dick into a girl's pussy and it goes limp. It's one of the worst and humiliating feelings in the world.

I feel empathetically sad just reading that.

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Vaginal dryness?

Can't get wet. It's also pretty common

Pretty much. It's a serious issue, almost everyone I've met has been affected by this condition.

Dry pusy. Happens with old age.

Imagine being such a pathetic insecure cunt you can't get hard with viagra, nofap, porn and lips around your cock all at the same time.
I don't have to imagine.

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Females do have clits that are tiny penises and they get hard. Maybe some can't get hard and stay dry?

I did yes and user is right about it turning you into a zombie, especially at high doses. It's a really great drug for having the wildest most realistic dreams though. You will never forget them because the dreams are so real.

>Danny Trejo/Height
>5 6
That’s like 6’2” for Mexicans

This is my only my third day on them. I had a very strange dream last night. I've always had vivid dreams especially if I'm hot. At least that will be fun. I don't see my doctor again till the 13th so I'll keep taking it and see how it goes. Thanks, user.

Zinc gives some super vivid dreams. And makes your boners like 120% full mast, without the nightmare withdrawal, excessive weight gain or turning into a zombie.

I mean, he aint wrong.
Usually its when im drunk or on drugs, though its happened when I was sober too. Sometimes ya dick says, "no, bro"

>every man on Earth has experienced this
Literally never happened to me.

Just young mate

I mean, I wouldn’t be super surprised if there’s a correlation between massive dicks and ed, but I’ve never seen any research on that, and I doubt you have either. Seems like you are just doing some projecting. Do you have a big dick that doesn’t work? Because that really seems like it isn’t so great man. At that point you aren’t any better then ftm trannies with their giant useless arm dicks.

>don't masturbate constantly
>don't watch porn
>eat a relatively healthy diet (maybe too much sugar)
>get plenty of fresh air
>work a non desk job
>still have ED
What is the fucking point

stop eating sugar

>>don't masturbate constantly
>>don't watch porn
First choice is correct but as for the porn, try watching them but only edge or not touching yourself. Build this up for a week and then release it in the weekend.

HEY LIL DONNIE I JUST FLUFFED DANNY TREJO AND HE DIDN'T EVEN CUM TAKE THAT

also cardio is honestly the best long term cure for ED because it lowers blood pressure

>Masturbate like a chimp
>Porn connoisseur
>Eat like shit (but working on it, not a fatso anymore)
>The sun is my nemesis
>Work a desk job
>My dick is diamonds in seconds

I've been doing kegels all my life tho and my blood pressure is perfect no matter what I do or eat. Doesn't matter since I just don't get laid much.

just fap to girls peeing like everyone else you weirdo

Sometimes they don't open
Sometimes they don't get wet
Sometimes they don't get long enough inside
Even when the chick is literally begging for cock this can happen. Vags are fucking weird.

Jokes on him I’m going to kms myself long before then

Protip to you underagefags/incels that I'm sure are reading this thread.
Sometimes it's ED and you should just keep trying, but sometimes it's your subconscious speaking through your dick to tell you not to fuck some crazy chick.

Listen to your dick.

>thinking I even get close to girls
24 year old virgin with ED.

"Machete don't sex"

Just be yourself user!

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>Listen to your dick.

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sometimes, if I've jerked off too many days in a row, my dick doesn't work like it should, like it's running at 60% output rather than 90-100.

>fap to degenerate shit like every single day
>about to fuck a chick
>"user whats wrong?"

The internet was a fucking mistake. I remember being able to fap to weather girls as a kid what the fuck

Nerves nigga. First three times I tried fucking a chick my dick went soft literally when I was about to enter.

I don't think it's nerves, I've been fucking chicks for a decade. But for a good portion of my life I only fapped to vanilla stuff and maybe only once a week, now that I have my own place and live alone I get into that degenerate shit

>degenerate shit
expand on that

Never had trouble getting an erection, but nerves keep me from orgasm every time.

>Unironically having sex with 3DPD

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I hooked up with a 7/10 iranian girl once and couldn't get it up, but I think that was because I drank half a fifth of some liquor on an empty stomach after day drinking and I was only semi lucid

I WISH I could. My sex drive is that of a fucking 14 year old, and I’m 26 goddamn years old.

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gotta hit that magic number of drinks where your confidence is up and you can still get it up

checked and keked

day drinking kills me man, I drink a fuckton of water daily and have a consistent diet so when I start going at like 2 and don't get anything in me but party food and booze I'm a dead man walking by 6.