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Joseph Barnes
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Adrian Cooper
rip ouchi
3.6 roentgens at work right there
Zachary Perry
There is no thread. It was deleted, the thread was deleted.
Oliver Morris
>be first man in space
>crash your mig during a flight test
>end up like this
poor Yuri
Nathan Young
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Julian Cruz
Caleb Wilson
BITCH LASAGNA
Samuel Hughes
Austin James
Blake Roberts
Then there’s that other poor cosmonaut bastard who got incinerated in an oxygenated chamber
Isaac Nelson
Remember, Memes before Politic Schemes, comrades, just like we rehearsed
Wyatt Flores
Comrade Yea Forums let me see if I have this correct. You want to build /rbmk/ which is a massive structure, and in this structure you propose to take uranium which you will then make into fuel rods to sustain what I'm told is a fission reaction so that particles continually crash into each other to create astronomical amounts of energy. You will then use all of this energy to, let me see if I'm reading this correctly, to ... to boil water??? And then you want to use the steam from that to ... turn a wheel?
Eli Sullivan
>1ST FOR NUKEPOSTING
Anthony Rodriguez
Aaahhh...
Jaxson Howard
Also lava
Gabriel Sanders
cope
Gavin Green
Ok /RBMK/, rank the episodes:
2>1>3
Jack Green
What did he mean by this?
Gavin Murphy
the thread had 311 replies not great, not horrifying please explain to me how a thread RBMK thread can be capped and deleted at 311 replies?
Michael Bennett
Not quite Comrade General Secretary, you see the first and most abundant nucleus is Hydrogen-1, every element in the world is made up of lots of Hydrogen atoms stuck together, making water(which is already 66% hydrogen) 100% hydrogen, therefore everything is 100% water.
And so, what we are actually doing, is splitting water atoms into smaller water atoms in order to create heat to boil water, which creates hot water gas at a high pressure which spins a turbine(made of water), using the concepts of electromagnetism we can produce electricity which in turn be used to create heat in an electrical induction system to boil water.
We are boiling water by splitting water to boil water to boil water
Xavier Bell
chat shit get hit
Grayson Cooper
1=2=3
Julian Russell
did he died?
Ayden Richardson
1 = 3 > 2
However the difference between 2 and 1-3 is only marginal, it's just that episode 1 has that shear terror feeling and 3 has minerkino
Benjamin Miller
Justin Reed
Wasn't it 3 of them at the same time?
Jayden Price
Lucas Young
>We are boiling water by splitting water to boil water to boil water
Very well. I shall have to divert resources from the great apple cutting machine project, but I feel your project is more important to the future of the Soviet Union. You will begin immediately.
Joseph Jackson
Is the next episode Memorial Day?
Ian Cooper
BILLIONS
I
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I
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S
Asher Cruz
No! You didn't see jannies BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THERE!
Anthony Miller
Why are the Russians so good at making art about suffering?
Sebastian Nguyen
Because to be Russian is to suffer.
Oliver Diaz
We should have a strawpoll to see /rbmk/'s favorite character is besides core-chan
Chase Price
Their people only know suffering.
Thomas Morales
nah hes just on vacation with his qt3.6 gf
Adam Clark
Show me what you can do Yea Forums
Easton Powell
Don't encourage waifu wars.
Robert Ross
First thing to come to mind was that Apollo mission. I meant this guy
en.m.wikipedia.org
>23 March 1961 was the tenth day of a 15-day endurance experiment in a low pressure altitude chamber at the Institute of Biomedical Problems in Moscow.[4] The chamber's atmosphere was at least 50% oxygen. Bondarenko, having completed work for the day, removed monitoring biosensors from his body and washed his skin with an alcohol-soaked cotton ball, which he then discarded. The cotton ball landed on an electric hot plate which he was using to brew a cup of tea. The cotton ignited and Bondarenko tried to smother the flames with the sleeve of his woolen coveralls, which caught fire in the chamber's oxygen-rich atmosphere.
>Because of the pressure difference, it took a watching doctor nearly half an hour to open the chamber door. Bondarenko's clothing burned until almost all the oxygen in the chamber was used up and he had suffered third-degree burns over most of his body. The attending physician at Botkin Hospital, surgeon and traumatologist Vladimir Golyakhovsky, recalled in 1984 that while attempting to start an intravenous drip, the only blood vessels he could find for inserting a needle were on the soles of Bondarenko's feet, where his flight boots had warded off the flames. According to Golyakhovsky, cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin spent several hours at the hospital as "deathwatch officer", and Bondarenko died of shock 16 hours after the accident, less than three weeks before Gagarin's historic Vostok 1 first spaceflight.
Jackson Rivera
so fuckin make one
strawpoll aint exactly nuclear physics if you catch my drift
Christian Richardson
because they suffer
Adrian Clark
Ah, hell, I suppose you're right. No use in it
Aiden Sanders
oh my god, this is miserable oh god. epi 3 is tough.
Sebastian Rogers
lmfao when he sent that strong independent nuclear fiziks (she's smart too boys) bitch to do some SECRET undercover work in a disguise wow so STRONG and CAPABLE better than a man that's for sure. Gonna go have sex now, bye
David Wright
Why didn't they just use the radioactive material to make cheaper nukes?
Jace Thomas
No, those were the astronauts from Apollo 1. user is referring to Valentin Bondarenko. Guy was rubbing his chest with a cotton ball soaked in alcohol to remove glue from medical sensor and threw it away. Unluckily, it fell on an electric heater and caused a fire in the pure oxygen atmosphere of the chamber. He survived, unlike the Americans, although briefly. It is said that he was so badly burnt that the only place they could find a vein to hook up an IV was his soles.
Gabriel Wilson
You call turbines steamed fans?
Nolan Taylor
DO NOT HAVE SEX
DO NOT FALL FOR THAT MEME
Wyatt Ward
kek
Ethan Jackson
why didn't the eagles just pick up the reactor and fly away
Dylan Gomez
How could they make mistakes like this? I mean fucking Jules Verne wrote about oxygen rich athmospheres a hundred years before. It's not even like no one had any idea about it. The were just fucking faggot retards, like why would you use alchohol to clean yourself at all, let alone in a special environment.
Anthony Rodriguez
Next episodes are going to be happier :)
Grayson Martin
>washed his skin with alcohol
Can Russians handle 2 weeks without some booze put the fucking bottle down Ivan
Luis Scott
i know, can't wait for the liquidator kino.
Jonathan Brown
Guys please stop posting for 6 hours i need to sleep
Carter Diaz
>he wasnt around during the boiling water crisis
Juan Hall
I started the boilposting.
Lucas Reyes
I, oh dine!
Alexander Lopez
Why didn't they just use chechens as liquidators instead?
Adam Sanchez
Robert Ortiz
>boiling water crisis
you cant leave it at that user
I just came back from work spill the beans
was it tripfaggotry?
Kayden Rogers
>tfw just realise 1:23:45 in first episode refers to the time of the explosion not a mistake in the episode length
Landon Martinez
>burned to death by a cotton ball accidentally landing on a hot plate
Some people have the shittiest luck
Jaxson Reyes
You can't exactly "turn off" an /RBMK/ thread comrade.
they would not have stopped at the animals.
Ryan Edwards
This man is delusional from hard work for the kinobyl threads! take him to the infirmary!
sleep well fren
Camden Lewis
Gabriel Powell
'Ate Lies
'Ate Ministers
'Ate Radiation
'Ate 50 Degrees
'Ate Masks
'Ate Apple Slicing Machines
Luv' Coal
Luv' Cocks
Simple As.
Ian Evans
Ryder Reed
>colonized
Kevin Davis
Jack Sullivan
Kek.
Nathan Davis
Have another
Aiden Sanchez
kek
Isaiah Howard
Noah Bailey
How does an RBMK reactor explode?
Ian Ross
Something about a buncha guys naked....way under ground...seems kinda gay
Charles Adams
IT DIDNT
Eli Morales
>NOT TERRIBLE
Zachary Hughes
The cringe how can this bitch be so ignorent. Yeah keep kissing that jellyfied man. She should give birth to some kind of 3 headed octopus abomination by now.
Jacob White
fuckin good one, comrade
Ethan Cox
IT CAN'T
Evan Lewis
Blake Barnes
what do you mean comrade? i do not understand your question
Evan Wood
Easton Allen
It doesn't.
Isaiah Butler
uuuu
Anthony Hughes
>when you get arrested by the homo police
russia really is a magical land isnt it?
Kevin Rivera
Imagine the smell
Joshua Reyes
what do you think his hand felt like i bet it was all gross and slimy haha
Easton Turner
good ol' Putin
Adam Edwards
Comrade Djatlov, you don’t look so good...
Nolan Clark
AND THEN,
THEY ALL DIED
*USSR ANTHEM BLARES*
Nolan Myers
well fucking done comrade
Jeremiah Lopez
Elijah Jones
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>yup, that's me, bet you're wondering how i ended up in a situation like this
Jonathan Ward
crisp burnt bacon I presume
Jack King
You lads heard about city 40?
en.wikipedia.org
There's also a netflix documentary on it
David Davis
every frame.........
so dense........
Gabriel Evans
Landon Bell
Brody Butler
>What?
Dominic James
i m a g i n e t h e s m e l l
Nathan Perry
>3.6
not great, not terrible
Adam Edwards
Isaac Moore
What’s he thinking?
Jacob Cooper
it wasn't designed for higher pressure, when they lost the control and the power increased in seconds the water became steam and boom
Henry Butler
>GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT KITCHEN
>A... a roof fire?
Carter Brown
A daring synthesis
Landon Nguyen
Eli Stewart
beautiful
Lucas Reyes
He's thinking he wants to be coaled
Gavin Lewis
Needs Finn DeTrolio and the original construction scene.
Luis Gonzalez
>i-i'm in c-charge ...
>g-gorbachev s-said i was ...
Xavier Young
>JUST STFU AND GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH
LMAO
CAN DYATLOV EVEN GET ANY MORE BASED
Christian Stewart
>fuck i already used up my laundry allotment this month
Colton Fisher
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"Yeah, that's me. You're probably thinking how I got here, huh?"
Ryder White
BLACKED
Oliver Campbell
Leo Campbell
dont have stronk wiommin killing YOU
Jordan Torres
Was he responsible this whole time?
Anthony Morgan
Let me hear you say it. Say, "What's up Glukhov?"
Ayden Richardson
anyone got a link to stream episode 3?
Alexander Barnes
>The Kyshtym Disaster was a radioactive contamination accident that occurred on 29 September 1957 at Mayak, a plutonium production site in Russia for nuclear weapons and nuclear fuel reprocessing plant of the Soviet Union.
>It measured as a Level 6 disaster on the International Nuclear Event Scale (INES),[1] making it the third-most serious nuclear accident ever recorded, behind the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster and the Chernobyl disaster (both Level 7 on the INES).
Wtf bros fukushima was on the same level as chernobyl how come it's been so hush hush?
James Martinez
>I should have stayed in the telephone business
Jayden Myers
>when she says she only have had 3.6 partners
Elijah Baker
I need pictures
pictures of core-chan
Sebastian Hernandez
Valery Legasov...my archnemesis!
Ayden Butler
can you not go one day with nutting?
Matthew Nguyen
Don't pull that "aw shucks"shit with me, comrade. You're fuckin' containing it.
Jaxson Stewart
because it didn't affect anyone outside Japan.
If the fallout had reached any other european countries or hadn't been detected, then Chernobyl would have been even more hush hush.
Juan Lopez
i'm afraid not
Adrian Adams
>even more hush hush.
pripyat would not have been evacuated.
Tyler Morales
I wish we could somehow fuse Death of Stalin and Chernobyl memes.
William Harris
fuck off normalfag
Thomas Howard
WATER BOILERS IN THE CORE TONITE
GRAPHITE BLOCKS ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
Hudson Peterson
i cant decide if hes just resigned or secretly seething
Sebastian Sanchez
who's your favorite character Yea Forums?
Alexander Foster
well they saved the world user
least they deserve is a bottle of vodka
Jackson King
What did he mean by this
Christopher Howard
Camden Smith
the nuclear misogynist
Parker Bailey
My understanding is that while 3 cores melted down in Fukushima, there wasn't nearly as much contamination because - unlike Chernobyl - the reactors were housed in steel and concrete containment vessels. The containment vessels weren't 100% effective, but the amount of radioactive material released was substantially less in Fukushima than Chernobyl. Pic related shows the reactor and containment vessel schematic used at Fukushima.
Fukushima
>As of 2014, a peer reviewed estimate of the total was 340–780 PBq, with 80% falling into the Pacific Ocean. Radiation continues to be released into the Pacific via groundwater.
Chernobyl
>According to IAEA, total release was 14 EBq (14,000 PBq). 5.2 EBq (5,200 PBq) in iodine-131 equivalent.
20% of 780 PBq is 156 PBq, so Chernobyl released on the order of 1000x more radioactive material into habitable areas. Moreover, it's far more concerning when an industrial disaster occurs seemingly out of the blue rather than as a consequence of an extreme natural disaster.
en.wikipedia.org
Caleb Moore
Fukushima had functioning last resort security measures, so there was no kino wide open furnace of hell spreading spicy dust on half of the planet. Granted that a nuclear power plant getting completely fucking totaled by an earthquake AND a tsunami while suffering multiple core meltdowns isn't great. And not terrible.
Tyler Collins
This show looks fucking stupid. Are there mutants or whatever? If not then its probably gonna be “oh look something bad is gonna happen (it happens) omg something bad has happened”
Gavin Baker
Wyatt Morales
Carter Brown
Levi Sanders
Should be 100x not 1000x.
Christopher Morgan
Jonathan Powell
Why did the miners agree to it all so easily?
Cooper Bailey
Imagine the rads
Carson Anderson
Why are these threads so based
Camden Wood
AND WE GON GIVE YOU IODINE
WE JUST WANNA SEE YA
MELT THAT
Jason Long
>5 votes for my boy Dyatlov
Not great, but not terrible
Andrew Martin
The pus yellowing on the sheets was a gross touch
Christopher King
they realised that they had no choice
Xavier Bennett
based boris > dyatlov
Leo Brown
Legasov, my arch nemesis
Robert Morgan
>he never read about the mayak incident
soviets, not even once
Charles Russell
>WATCH IT, FABRICATED MARYSUE
AND MAKE IT A CAVIAR SANDWICH, CYKA!
BASED DYATLOV
KING OF CHERNOBYL, MASTER OF MEMES, DECIDER OF ALL REALITY
Caleb Price
Surely the writer and director did this on purpose.
David Gutierrez
>akimov fags nowhere to be seen
today is a good day
Alexander Myers
Not pus, just leaky skin.
Aaron Watson
>B-b-but my Akimfu
Ian Wood
They did refuse until
"The reactor fuel is going to sink into the ground and poison the water from Kiev to the Black Sea, all of it. Forever, they say. They want you to stop that from happening."
He literally told the minister to shut the fuck up and shoot them if he didn't give them a good reason.
Jordan Hernandez
was very hard to choose between chad chief miner and qt akimov
Luis Nguyen
David Gomez
Boris Shcherbina taking over
Adam Morris
I see the Boris shills are out in full force
Dominic Hill
Just wakin' up in the mornin' gotta thank God
I don't know but metal taste seems kinda odd
No barkin' from Dylatov, no Akimov
And Core-Chan cooked my DNA with no hog
Lincoln Rodriguez
Nathan Ross
Apparatchiks love the BMC
Elijah Lewis
besides capeshit thor movies, has Stellan Skarsgård ever been in a bad movie/show?
Eli Martin
How can you say no to this lad?
Kayden Morris
Helen of Troy?
Hunter Howard
BORISFAGS OUT
Jordan Hall
Lol
Thomas Gutierrez
anyone else think he looks like owen benjamin?
Nicholas Young
Fix it so it says “Not good but not terrible.”
Jason Lopez
Adam Campbell
>not including core-chan
Ryder Young
are you blind user
Kevin Campbell
Jayden Reyes
How do I achieve this physique? I unironically think women love this.
Christian Davis
this is my waifu. say something nice about her
Parker Myers
Joseph Reyes
work in a mine and breathe dust for 20 years
Joshua Wright
eat a lot, dig a big hole in the backyard and fill it back up repeatedly
Henry Lewis
Evan Foster
p-please tell me the based m-miners are okay
Ayden Stewart
she's available, but probably looks like a vodka soaked potato by now
Isaac Adams
I don't even like minecraft but this image is fucking hilarious
Gabriel Hernandez
you're waifu A SHIT and probably doesn't even iodine pills
Oliver Carter
cherynoble
Lincoln Taylor
CORE STRENGTH
PERFORMANCE MUSCLES
Nicholas Barnes
she probably got cancer and died
Adam Collins
5 years
Owen Sullivan
haha what do you think his face would feel like on my dick haha just a joke
Joshua Cruz
I like my opinion better.
Eli Martinez
Jordan Long
1/4th of them died
Dominic Richardson
based and bureaucratpilled
Cameron Fisher
that joke about the apples machine was pretty good, I laughed, and I would have laughed then along with all the coal men if I had been there
Noah Reyes
;_; Oh no
Robert Garcia
>Missed watching Terror with Yea Forums
>Got HBO just in time to watch Chernobyl with Yea Forums
Just based.
Robert Edwards
I'm suspicious of the amount of memes this show has spawned. Even GoT didn't get this many.
Andrew Wright
Less than I expected desu
Asher Taylor
i know this feel.
i dreamed that my turtle was terminally ill and suffering, and i had to stomp him to put him out of his misery, but then after i stomped him, the vet came with test results showing he was going to be okay.
Brandon Anderson
Caleb Hill
>Even GoT didn't get this many.
Akimov
Get the infirmary
Justin Hill
>based and bureaucratpilled
kek
Owen Hernandez
>Even GoT didn't get this many.
You missed booby posting last season, it was suspicious but pretty good. But not even normalfags or shills wanted anything to do with it last season
Camden Myers
its a meme criticality event
Ethan Bailey
BASED FATFUCK PATRIARCHY SHOEBOSS
UNJUSTLY KEEPING THE FABRICATED PERFECT GENIUS STRONG WOMYN DOWN :^)
Nicholas Robinson
Kettlebell swings, manual labor, and a pint of vodka a day
Gabriel Fisher
F
Poor turltey
Cooper Reyes
>mfw i got to experience both Terror and Chernobyl threads
Gabriel Martin
Diet of vodka, bread and potatoes with hours spent in a mine
Oliver Torres
Reactor bless
Cooper Baker
A MINE!
Josiah Torres
FUCK YOU
Nathaniel Rivera
>they're all patting me with friendly looks on their faces, that must mean I've earned their grudging respect and even friendship, I guess I'm part of the Coal Club now, wait until Mama finds out about this
Jose Lopez
That's some deep shit, user.
Christopher Hernandez
Eli Stewart
Chase Bennett
replace Alex Jones in that other pic with this absolute unit
Dominic Campbell
It’ll be ok bro. He’s in animal heaven with Cecil, Harambe and Grape-kin
Brandon Lee
>tfw if the asteroid is real and we don't get to see the last two episodes
Joseph Howard
best kind of 2nd
Asher Carter
We Violence Jack anime now
Charles Martinez
stop
Jonathan Myers
Oh my god, are we being killed by an asteroid this weekend?
Hunter Stewart
>the last two episodes
>tfw only 5 epis total
Brandon Allen
It's a good thing, user. Embrace it.
Isaac Myers
asteroids are just water comrade, stop spreading misinformation
Dylan Rodriguez
you wanted 8 seasons? like twd or got? brief but beautiful thing has more value
Chase Carter
Better fucking not, it's a bank holiday.
Adam Thompson
>spreading misinformation
It's disgraceful, really.
Gabriel Sanchez
He's fine, I've seen worse.
Michael Bennett
Comrade there's Graphite in the sky!
Juan Robinson
Delete this!
Samuel Davis
Lots of carbs
Lots of protein
Lots of heavy lifting but not in a directed way, if you're ever like "man I've been working my long head way more than my short head" you are not doing it right
Colton Clark
No, I was joking. Being based on real events, it's good they're not going to drag out some bs plot.
Luke Butler
You are delusional there are no asteroids
Xavier Harris
shit is it actually happening? i havent been on /pol/ for nearly 2 years
Noah Howard
>Lyudmila, I had a dream that I was dying of radiation poisoning
Nicholas Richardson
the rest still have severe health problems, user...
Zachary Diaz
that's vladimir komarov not yuri
Dominic Jones
looks like a big chance it will hit, they aren't talking about it because it will cause a panic.
i am going into my uncles cave later today with a few weeks worth of food, water and firewood.
Kevin Bell
Fucken zoomers
Julian Russell
Kino
Xavier Lewis
>It all started with FUCKING AKIMOV
Levi Scott
@115499119
@115501678
weak bait samefag
John Wright
David Thompson
There are, smoothskin
Jonathan Brooks
>This can't be happening, I'm in charge here!
Carter Nelson
Blessed, Based and redpilled brother of kino. I'm glad you're hear to witness this show with us.
Aiden Ramirez
kek
Christopher Jackson
perfect
Liam Myers
Asher Myers
How do the sunglasses help at all when he's facing away from the sun?
Adrian Gray
Guess who still has to work when the asteroid hits.
James Walker
his eyes are so fucked that even low light is painful
Zachary King
It’s the other way, the coolant water was kept at high pressure so that it would remain liquid as it absorbed heat from the reactor. They reduced flow rates enough wheee there was drop in pressure and allowed steam (bubbles) to form
David Gonzalez
I guess the radiation messed his eyes up so bad that they're super sensitive to minor levels of light
Kayden Perez
>he has to clean it all up when we're gone
top jej
William Robinson
Why didn't the eagles just take the reactor and drop it into the volga
Grayson Jones
Jackson Howard
Because that would pollute the groundwater
Angel Foster
Imagine dying because your country is so incompetent they send you into space in a broken spaceship after they're aware it has list of over 200 uncorrected technical problems
Holy shit USSR explain this bullshit
Nathan Parker
They were really pushing to get the launch to happen in time for some anniversary of some shit.
Yuri Gagarin tried to get on the flight instead so that they would call it off as to not risk a national hero, but they forced him to stay grounded instead
Mason Torres
so is it gonna be only 1 season?
Carson Powell
Wasn't that the guy who knew the spacecraft was a faulty piece of shit, but took the trip in lieu of his friend, and ended up cursing the USSR and the engineers with his dying breath
Landon Jenkins
So uhhhh, why not just use two choppers and do something like this?
Isaiah Watson
Rare elephants foot photo.
Definitely not a 600lb kino photo cropped
Bentley Hall
3.6 keks
Jacob Parker
With two helicopters like that the chance of one of them or both end up like pic related is 100% higher.
Logan Nelson
Because the limiting factor was the number of choppers they had, not how much shit they had to drop
Connor Williams
needs the final panel with face melting off
Jason Fisher
Why the fuck is this in English? It makes no sense to watch Russians speak English. It's not even dubbed. This is pathetic and is like a dramatic miniseries of World War II where everyone speaks the same language. I want to like this but holy hell it's annoying.
Robert Watson
The USSR has a better space safety record than the United States. But sure let’s go with the “muh shitty USSR muh vodka” memes because it’s funny
Joseph Rodriguez
Luke Peterson
Thomas Reyes
Not even Russians want to listen to Russian, it's a godawful language for a godawful people
Nathan Walker
The firefighter was he /them actually that fucked up looking so shortly after?
Austin Adams
>be bad
>b-but these guys
stop trying to deflect you imbecile
Adrian Adams
Makes me think about how intense only just four episodes per season BBC House of Cards feels next to the sprawling mess the American version was
Henry Thomas
youtube.com
nah, they should've done something like this only thrown the load instead of carefully setting it down
Sebastian Wilson
Why should it be in Russian?
Luke Foster
Yeah it’s fucked, peace out to /ourminers/. I still expected more to outright die from exposure though
Easton Hill
this
generation kill is exactly the same in this regard
Carter Russell
WHAT THE FUCK IS PREGNANT BITCH'S PROBLEM? Could she not afford an abortion so she goes and touches radiation man
Joshua Hall
Why am I watching Monty Python limeys pretending to be vodkaniggers? This is stupid as hell. Dyatlov is John Cleese or something.
It's completely inauthentic.
Whatever, Ukrainian.
John Reyes
You do realize that this takes place in Ukraine right?
Robert Barnes
they should have put a big slide on the side and dumped it there.
Connor Peterson
Bitch don't know what radiation is.
Jayden Walker
Think about it logically
Nathaniel Wood
shoo shoo vodnik
Noah Cruz
The soviet authorities actually made hundreds of thousands of women abort their pregnancies following the chernobyl disaster for fear of birth defects.
Christian Brown
Redoctoberpill me on this
Evan Thompson
Russian was the official language in the Ukrainian SSR.
Michael Davis
wow poured concrete is pretty nice looking
Brayden Davis
yes and even worse in some cases
Anthony Robinson
Yeah, you should sleep in it. Super comfy and best dreams ever.
David Gutierrez
>Akimov, Aleksandr Fyodorovich
>Cause of death/injury
>ARS; burns on 100% of body, estimated 15 grays (1,500 rad) dose.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Asher Rodriguez
I'm a burger and want some integrity in the shows I watch. Why aren't they hiring native Ukrainian and Russians? God knows they need the money there. It would be authentic, it makes no fucking SENSE. It's like having native Japanese in some Yayoi samurai movie played by Chinese Americans speaking English.
I'm not entirely sure what was spoken back then in their area. Lots of Russians migrated to the other countries for work, right? I don't know. I just want some authenticity, not the Queen's English spoken by vodkamonkeys.
Julian Lewis
You get used to it
Justin Fisher
>Why aren't they hiring native Ukrainian and Russians
that show already exists.
Charles Perez
How do you say Yikes in vodkaspeak
Nathan Jackson
I understand and can symphatise.
If you can make your fellow burgers adapt your tastes then the market will surely deliver what you want.
Brandon Anderson
>we need a sample of the radioactive molten core
>here, put on this PAPER MASK and go scoop some of it for us
nigga where the lead lined NBC suit at?
Easton Watson
>implying Ukrainian isn’t just a dialect of Russian
Anthony Anderson
>i cant decide if hes just resigned or secretly seething
He's happy, mostly because he won't get into trouble
Kevin Wright
Juan Murphy
Who had it worse, Ouchi or him
Ryan Hughes
bozhe moi
Alexander Stewart
It does? I guess so, since it would be an even bigger event to them than us. Does it have HBO production values. Any links? I'll watch this but want to see something more.
I'll try.
I wish. Too much grease in our brains. I should know, I'm eating Taco Bell right now.
Nicholas Murphy
Thanks muzhik
Juan Richardson
How many episodes are out?
Logan Taylor
Pitch your idea to Mel Gibson, he does this kind of stuff.
Luis Phillips
3 out of 5
Adam Jones
3
Josiah Phillips
>The space vehicle is shoddily constructed, running dangerously low on fuel; its parachutes — though no one knows this — won't work and the cosmonaut, Vladimir Komarov, is about to, literally, crash full speed into Earth, his body turning molten on impact. As he heads to his doom, U.S. listening posts in Turkey hear him crying in rage, "cursing the people who had put him inside a botched spaceship."
npr.org
Jeremiah Wright
but the original guy actually survived well into old age tho
Brody Phillips
How many grays to roentgen?
Ethan Young
>be Vladimir Nobikov, one of the first cosmonauts
>head commie Brezhnev wants something to show off for the 50th anniversary of the USSR
>decides he wants to launch two seperate spacecraft which then meet up and switch pilots
>be selected to pilot the first craft to launch, the Soyuz 1
>everyone that looks it, including Yuri Gagarin, realizes that its fucking fucked, captain, with over 200 obvious problems and they should probably postpone the launch
>have Yuri picked as the backup pilot in case you can't
>know he's an international hero for being the first man in space, become determined that you can't let him die in your place
>keep preparing for the mission being almost 100% sure you're not going to live through it
>Yuri talks to his friend in the KGB and gives him a report saying that the launch needs to be delayed
>KGB pal and anyone who took the report seriously are literally demoted or sent to Siberia
>now 200% sure you're going to die
>go through with it anyways even though your bro Yuri shows up in his spacesuit trying to take your place, you can't let him die
>launch into space resigned to your fate
>immediately things start going wrong on the ship while Yuri and pals try to coach you through it in mission control
>they realize you're so fucked that they cancel the second launch and instead focus entirely on trying to get you back alive
>Soviet premier calls you in tears with your wife to tell you you're probably going to die
>time for re-entry
>parachutes don't work at all
>start screaming in rage, imply the engineers killed you in your dying moments
>fury and hatred so intense that the CIA listening post in Turkey heard it
>end up like this
Nathaniel Turner
1,000 years of suffering is in their blood.
Daniel Wood
>be perevozchenko
>talking and having a chat with the lads
>afterwards take a stroll through the reactor hall gallery on my back to the control room
>look down and see the fucking 350 kilo caps on the fuel rods jumping up and down from the enormous pressure building up
Logan James
strawpoll.me
>tfw Shcherbina chosen over based Dyatlov
Ian Parker
Dylan Nelson
>only one vote for iodinefu
You people sicken me.
Anthony Anderson
Move
Bentley Sanchez
Hello I Paranskov
We're was you when reactor is explode?
I be home when wife told reactor is explode
'no''
'RBMK is no explode'
Brayden Jones
Where’s bane?
Justin Morgan
I can see it
Nathan Roberts
>implying a more kino show has existed before
Julian Jackson
Someone’s gotta do this but with the dead sunglasses dude playing xbox