>"I took a taxi to Cambridge to meet Natalie. We held hands and wandered around Harvard, kissing under the centuries-old oak trees. At midnight she brought me to her dorm room and we lay down next to each other on her small bed. After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi back to my hotel."
God I wish that were me
I hope natalie gets tortured before she dies. Socially inept bitch
Moby is a creepy sòy faggot.
you sound jealous
Moby was one of the first Basedboys, why is Yea Forums siding with him?
Reminder Moby's album "Everything is Wrong" is better than any movie Hershit has ever ruined and been in more kinos than Neta-Lee could ever try to ruin.
rude
Stfu with your stupid personality
>she brought me to her dorm room and we lay down next to each other on her small bed. After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself
What a fucking beta faggot. I pumped a bunch of women in college in this exact situation, that is why she hates Moby, because he was a man, he was a basedfagot that ran away instead of giving her Moby Dick.
Fuck you moby, you fucking liar.
This honestly. Moby leaving her like that made her feel rejected. That's why she's denying that they ever dated
What an interesting biography:/
Where's the part where they mercilessly tickle her feet?
>At midnight she brought me to her dorm room and we lay down next to each other on her small bed. After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself
so she 'sexually assaulted' him ?
Yea Forums - Housewife and Gay Gossip
She hates herself for being a hypocrite. She was against age gap relationships since weird guys creeped on her due to Leon before she was even in her teens but predictably she was involved in age gap relationships.
I almost made the same mistake as Moby I was about to just fall asleep next to this girl but finally manned up and grabbed a tit. As soon as I made that first move she leapt into horny bitch mode. I learned a lot that night.
here
GOOD NIGHT.
Makes sense。 girls who i did that to hated me for it
That never happened lol
To you.
Over the years we've seen Hershlag sport a lot of attitude and that was when she was young. Now that she is post-wall it will only get worse couple that with her Jewishness and you can expect her to be quite shrewish in the future.
Lol you’re still a virgin aren’t you.
I actually avoid sex with my current gf now. I feel like al bundy
reddit.com/r/thathappened /10.
Would downvote again :^)
You can be a forum stereotype but girls do hate when you go to bed with them, dont make moves, and leave while they are sleeping.
It should be believable to you i did that
Have sex
You sound upset, Moby
Reads like literal fan fiction.
>waifufags actually defending this lying, manipulative roastie
You sound like my gf
Hershlag is becoming a bitter "cool wine aunt". Meanwhile Winona ages gracefully, sweet as she ever was.
When somebody comes up and confirms that moby dated portman she is gonna start whining about her privacy not being respected.
100 guaranteed.
>whiteknighting for Moby
I'll take Portman over Moby, the literal personification of a soiboy
>believing someone who said he rubbed his cock on Trump
Sounds like rape. Written consent next time.
Why do these threads keep getting deleted? And who would fucking believe Hershlag's obvious damage control? She has a brand to protect and Moby hurts that image.
He is either a projecting incel or a roastie.
And Moby is trying to shill his book, he has yet to prove jack shit
>milk fed
This. It's bizarre that his first instinct when accused of being a creep is to mention his book by name. This reeks of two has-beens collaborating for a good old fashioned publicity stunt.
>the married mother of two is the cool wine aunt
>not the woman who has never married nor had children
Why are you bragging that you were too much of a pussy to make any moves? Have sex.
He is, he looks so repulsive too. Nat must be a desperate whore.
Should have asked nat if she minded him mentioning her In his biography. I have no doubt it happened but it's like 60 years ago and she's a married woman with kids. She doesn't need some junkie musicaian talking about how he banged her in college.
Who cares about musician biographies anyway ?? They aren't interesting people
>I wasn't famous
>then I tried to be famous
>then I was famous
>turned out being famous wasn't great
>then finally no one cared about me and I wasn't famous
Anyway the entire "name dropping" aspect is fairly distasteful though Portman should have just ignored it
>She has a brand to protect
lmao what brand
its moby who's been shopping around the excerpt from his book of him hooking up with hershlag to generate buzz
Bragging? Thats you assuming all the way
You should side with the pretty one.
He was a famous """"musician"""" at the time
read the thread
90% of the posters here are waifufags helping hershlag with the damage control
He actually looks decent there. God I hope I never go bald
reminder that moby also dated goop and kevin smith
Her pusy brand you retard, anybody who thinks she fucked moby is less likely to hire her and less likely to buy merchandise associated with her, dont be retarded.
nobody cares moby
nobody cares
Someone overlap his faces in these two pictures. I swear they're the exact same in every way.
>Her pusy brand you retard, anybody who thinks she fucked moby is less likely to hire her and less likely to buy merchandise associated with her, dont be retarded.
>tfw no one listens to techno
WHY the fuck would he post this pic while he was trying to prove he dated a teenager? Bald, shirtless with rape grin? He didnt have ANY other pictures less creepy than this one?
Moby is doing more damage to himself than good. He need to quit this, he is embarrassing the fuck out of himself.
His ambient music is dope, tho.
Any actress deals with this shit she is a commodity, denying this just outs yourself as a rube and a dumb cunt
Its all about trance.
m.youtube.com
literally what are you trying to say
>Bald, shirtless with rape grin...
That is pretty based IMO
>After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi back to my hotel.
Strange way to treat you "girlfriend."
he should post a picture of her butthole, something that no one else on the planet has seen
>woman's gossip shit
Fuck off to TMZ or redddddit with this fucking cancer.
Just hide the topic. Unless your a phone user...
Now I need to him read this in his own voice.
>After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi
not sniffing her feet and whacking off before you walk out, lmao what a faggot
I feel a little sorry for him. It's like she dumped him twice.
This. He pussed out of the situation then told the world about it. That’s what beta men do
Remember when Moby was the CIA's hope to push the Russian hackers hoax?
Why is he making that face?
>Fuck off to TMZ or redddddit with this fucking cancer.
My favorite mods are the self-appointed mods.
Reminder Moby's music has been used in a number of kinos including Heat.
>Femele revises history after regretting her actions after the fact.
Wow I've never seen that before.
>I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi
MOBY YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART
And Apple ads narrated by Kiefer.
drugs
based non-virgin non-incel normie-poster
haha imagine how sweaty she must have gotten in that costume
He was famous then and she wasn't.
eminem is a retard
That actually sounds fake.
>Things that didn't happen
He could have raided her panty drawer while she was asleep. What the fuck is wrong with this retard? That would have been the first things I did
That’s when I reach for my revolver.
>panty drawer
>not laundry hamper
Amateur or tranny detected.
It's fake anyway, why paint himself in a bad light when he can make up this rom-com esque universe?
natalie has only dated tall, dark mediterranean men, there's no way she would've let a pasty soiboi like moby near her shlag
this
the stuff in the drawer is clean, the hamper is where the magic is
>not one book worth keeping in that pile
those are all harvey's trophy catalogues
That's actually credible.
>she fell asleep and i carefully extracted myself
either the sex was very boring, or he was raping her
>He was famous then and she wasn't.
A quick check of IMDB proves you wrong.
>he didn't smash
what a fag
Jesus reading the reddit threads on this is something else. So many beta white knights stubbornly believing anything lady Hershlag says. We are fucked as a society. Modern men do not have the spine to tell roasties no.
I'm With Hershlag
>washed up celeb invents stories to sell book
Literally been a thing since forever.
One to sell and one to smell my dude
Moby also said the CIA contacted him and warned him that Russian hackers were hacking AMERICA! for Trump.
I’m not inclined to believe anything said by the onions king
Portman is socially inept though.
One in the hamper is worth two in the drawer.
w-what are you supposed to do in that situation? how do you move to second base when you have to make the first move without being awkward?
haha cool incel larping bro
but you look for the clues, you know the clues right?
Idk, just make up an ending like moby did.
If you and a girl end up back at her place and she is falling asleep just go to sleep too or leave. Any other potential answer you have to that question is rape or shitty sex with a tired bitch. Chances are you are tired as fuck too.
If he looked like this no one would care
>without being awkward?
If Moby is involved, there's not way for it NOT to be awkward.
If brad pitt thought to include this it'd still be sad.
Why is she screaming? That doesn't hurt.
Nope, it wouldn't even had been a story
He didn't try to finger her
Aren't we all
Can somebody give me a quick rundown on Moby
How is that unbelievable? Happens to a lot of guys, including me when I was younger
It would make headlines but wouldn't be questioned like moby. I think it would be sad because these books are usually made by those past their prime.
creepy men ew
Was big in the late 90s. No one has given a shit about him since.
>usually
this case is no different
based. Moby is a soiboi
I'm an oldfag and all i know of him is that eminem made him lose his shit
Lmao nothing he said sounds anything like a boast. Somebody's insecure about their own untouched self
Moby was an old guy in the 90's trying to be young and cool with his shitty boomer-tier snooze music. I can't believe idiots on here on defending him like he wasn't always a tryhard dickwad soiboy
the virgin moby vs the chad nathaniel rothschild
Yeah except he probably needs the exposure and is more willing to make up shit about A-list actors he used to know during his peak.
I only know Moby because of this song
youtu.be
I could swear I have heard it in like 20 different movies and ads
So did they date or not? Why would Portman lie about this?
That was literally a torture technique used during the Inquisition called the Strappado.
Depening on how long you were hung like that, your arms would get pulled out of their sockets, and possibly other joints as ell, keaving a person in excrutiating pain in the short run, and possibly permanently handicapped in the long run.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Why the fuck are you cucks defending this jewess
probably on drugs here
based Bateman
Based closeted fag
me at the back
smol!
Thanks for reminding me of that, I think I'm gonna pull that CD out for a listen now
>Blood Libel isn't real goy, they made Jews say it exists through torture!
they're actually torturing her because she didn't eat pork
Damn i believe him. Just cause hes ugly and not famous now she treats him like a leper. Only a women can have such an intimate moment with a man and then brush him off like nothing happened. Women are truly fucking evil
waits for the post You know the post. Its still true though
This album is kino electronic music zoomer
wtf i love moby now
Have sex.
Lol...r u moby?
>Play
Yikes...
Portman is based, moby is a basedboi
>factmag
>opinion piece
Yikes
that is your reward for dubs, check em
why would they be kept up? it's tabloid rumors that happen to involve someone in the Television and Film industry
>it's another 30 yo trainwreck tries to fuck girls 10 years below his age episode
yikes
no one
he wasnt kosher for her to date.
and that stare, just like that stare she had years earlier. the picture with liam neeson. this picture makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Liam Neeson is known to be THE most hung guy in Hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an Evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival Shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 18.5" bone pressed, with OVER 9" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
I like to think that when Liam Neeson has sex with anyone, before he puts it in he just looks them dead in the eye and whispers "Good Luck"
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Liam barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Liam's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
god knows i do.
Don't have much to contribute to this thread, but I did want to align myself with the other anons: I, too, think you're a faggot.
its more a diaper sniper leer.
Sounds more fruitful than the last time I went on a date around Harvard Square.
that was such a shit cover.
YOU JUST KNOW
wow, he really was a thirty-eight-year-old bald-headed fag.
Go to bed Neeson
Neither Thurston Moore nor the author of that article have any idea what techno is.
Opinion Women -> discarded.
just imagine how fucked up he is in this pic. he wouldnt have been able to get it up even if mila had joined the session
God doesn’t exist
>It's misogyny to have dated someone
wut
>Portman is based
HERSHLAG is a Jew.
WTF I WAS BANNED FOR POSTING THIS DAYS AGO
Liam Neeson is an irishman with a dick bigger than an evian bottle. that is a miracle and PROOF G-D exists.
Based people can be apart of any race.
says the Yea Forums lurker
Why is Qui Gon crying
the pucci was tite
>that natnat stare
jfc
That's the thing though. Jews aren't people, they're slimy little rodents that all need to be exterminated.
this but unironically.
It's over, let go
Natalie has done nothing wrong though, if it were someone like leana dunham i'd be inclined to agree.
>tfw the girl retcons the relationship
>tfw you invent relationships
HERSHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
based
.
wtf, I love moby now
u a fag?
LOL, look at this creepy beta, I can really understand why she wants to pretend like this never happened.
Based contrarian faggot.
>I woke up yesterday with a splitting headache. Too much Burgundy, too much cocaine, and too much of her.
>“Devendra! Devendra!” When I open my eyes I swear that Natalie was watching herself in The Professional. Ever since my publicist hooked me up with this lew (what gentiles like me call lame jews) I have been enduring a never ending stream of this bullshit.
>“How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me?” she said. “Tell me.”
>After she fell asleep I carefully extracted my
Go on, i'm listening
>self from her arms and took a taxi back to my hotel.
oh..
to virgin moby, it was the greatest night of his life. but for CHAD NATALIE it was just another BLACKED out night of drinking.
that album was my jam when it came out. I have always kept a copy since I first picked it up at Camelot Music.
that giant block of text article. empty, soulless post modernist liberal arts bachelors degree faggotry at its finest.
>TFW she will never ask you “How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me? Tell me.” then throw herself at me in wild animalistic sex.
Life is so tiresome. My heart is so empty thinking about this.
drunk jack saved age-discrepancy romance
God damn, them titties
Wait is this a legal thing or just gossip?
IS FUCKING MOBY being METOO'd
he's such a cuck soiboi, the he #METOO'd himself
i can't believe u and 10 people relying don't even realise he's just being a gentleman and not telling. of course he fucked her. you don't fucking write in a book for normies "then we had sex" you utter freaks
CUTE
do jews have higher incidence of autism
IN MY DREAMS A KALEIDOSCOPIC LIME
>and the rest of the Smashing Pumpkins
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
I wonder when Hershlag is going to get cancelled by Twitter for having made a culturally insensitive music video with Devendra
so he didnt hit prime Natalie?
>ywn
Moby shills fuck off. We don't want to read your boss's shitty book
> i fuck women for free
imagine being a man who is cheaper than a whore
ahahahhahahahahahhahahaha
BASED Spaniards dabbing on the Jews and Muslims
Jews are riddled with congenital diseases as a result of having an extremely shallow gene pool. Research the hospital charities they advertise on TV. They all specialize in diseases that primarily affect the extremely inbred Jewish population
oh ok
>tfw you give some tool the good stuff and tell him not to tell anyone and he tells everyone
>Moby Dick
Course she's not user. Literature can't really be written by straight white males.
Women pretend to fall asleep while waiting to get fucked. Anyone who had sex knows this.
....................................Are you fucking retarded? Get your brother, your friend, or some random stranger to handcuff your hands behind your back. Okay, are they cuffed? Now tell them to pull your arms back and try to loop them over your head. You WILL fucking scream at them to stop after only 3 seconds, you fucking dumb zoomie.
Cops do it all the time, military personnel do it all the time, it's used in shit like BJJ, Aikido, Greco-Roman Wrestling, MMA, and like user said, the Spanish Inquisition used it all the fucking time. It's VERY fucking painful, and it's one of the oldest tricks in the book.
Damn, dude, read a fucking book or something some time instead of playing your stupid fortnite all day.
It sick it piss
banging prime Natalie and having it make you look like a complete loser is incredibly powerful
Gael is like 1,70 meters tall
Yeah this actually downplays it a lot (it's for Jews by Jews). But you get the idea: archive.is
are you fucking daft m8?
Actresses get a huge chunk of their income through waifu bux. If your audience finds out you fuck freaks, ogres and niggers you don't get as many bux because waifuists move to other waifus, you dumb dingus.
>waifu bux
haha does natalie have a patreon page, asking for a friend haha
ohhhh
Bit short-sighted bud
She was preparing for her role as a compass in the Golden Compass, but she ultimately didn't get the part.
Why does a girl fucking another guy make you horny?
Is he saying he extracted his dick from her pussy hole and then ran away? That's fucked up
CMON NOW BOI I WANNA SEE U SWEAT
SWEAT N TEARS
cute feet
>After she fell I carefully extracted myself from her arms
Creepy fuck.
Fghkl
b
>scan through thread
>no webm of her nude in hotel chevalier
what a fucking disappointment