Witcher

dead on arrival

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Literally a ballsack

what is the source?

set photos leaks
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I've never played the Witcher and i don't care about staying true to materials/ lore. I watch MOVIES for entertainment not if they do references to original. Frankly i don't care if they change things to make things more ENTERTAINING, easier to understand and relatable. Those are more important to me than getting a novella with a lot of moving parts. Easier and flashier is what i say, you may disagree but point of advice MOVIES based on books and games are still movies meant for the PUBLIC not obscure fan clubs. Back your fandom down a bit

this is not even connected to the games, series is based on only on original novels
the armor is not bad because it's different, it's bad because it looks like shit and you don't even need to compare it with other imaginings to see that

That looks like fucken shit desu with you my dude fren man.

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Why would you make your armor look like an old man's scrotum?

>Okay, making fantasy armor is expensive and hard to do right, how should we go about it?
>Uuuuh, lets get an old power rangers costume and splash mustard on it.
>Brilliant!

>a bunch of LARPers have higher quality costumes than a multi million dollar production

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ok Lauren

They actually put their life and passion into it, the studios just trying to make money in as cheap a way possible.

What material is that supposed to be?

Seriously, it looks like vacuum suctioned plastic bag

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someone in a thread said something like there's a bit where it's a story being told by one of the characters or something and all the nelves are depicted as weird monstrous dude

so maybe it's that but I never played the games or anything

Retard probably didn't shake it after washing and it got wrinkled

seriously what da fuck

i honestly have no clue what they were going for here

Scrotum

The shoulder of the guy on his right also looks wrinkled, so it'd have to be a wide problem.

I wonder what caused this abomination

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yikes

Yea Forums is laughing at us again

>someone in a thread said something like there's a bit where it's a story being told by one of the characters or something and all the nelves are depicted as weird monstrous dude
That is the only way it's acceptable.

>washing armor in washing machine
user I think it supposed be a joke

Those are fake, right?

This is a joke, right?

how dare you insult my girlfriend, Clare Higgins

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Looks like netflix has more money than brains.. But not for long

Anons I...

Balloon sleeves on the left look gay too, but not as shitty as the plastic space ranger nazi on the right.

Its supposed to be dark and evil. It looks like the armor from all of those lame alternative Dracula movies.

You guys still hope it's going to be different than any other Gayflix propaganda?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSAHSUAHSIAUSHIUAHSIAHSIUHAUHSIASHAIUSHiAUHASHuAHSa

>not wanting your armor ruched like a ladies undergarments

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>patriarchy smasher
>lets adapt a story set in medieval times to live action

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Then just make a different movie faggot

Is his armour covered in Zimmerit?

Is he worried about being attacked with magnetic mines?

I’m assuming it’s supposed to be leather

>entrusting the Witcher story to women writers

Not even dead on arrival, doomed in production

only the second one is really bad desu
and fucking hissrich of course

What were they thinking?

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>What material is that supposed to be?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimmerit

>"Progressives"
And suddenly the casting makes sense.

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The fucking hammer is cgi.
I'm glad i didn't watch this abomination.

That kinda gives me the creeps. I don’t know what it is I have but I have a strange aversion to creepy patterns like that...looks like alien gore

Dude's a monster helmet away from being a power rangers monster of the week.

SKY OF FIRE, WIND OF FRIGHT, BRING TO ME A KNASTY KNIGHT

Thanks Americans. Do you have to fuck everything up?

youtube.com/watch?v=1EJKD4RZa3g

>used during wwII
Hmmmm

Neither am I but it obviously looks like absolute shit and vastly inferior to the original. Production value of a highschool movie.

Tree bark

Apologize to Power Rangers

>yennefer is 12 years old in this version of the story
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

I’m pretty sure he was entirely CGI, I remember hearing that Billy Connolly’s Parkinson’s was too severe to film with

this show is like a joke writing itself

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Kill all burgers.

>”Jill of many trades”
If you faggots complain one more time about /pol/ shitting up the boards...

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lol. Does this take place in Africa? Is it like 'The Wiz' except the witcher?

>sjw writers
>casting
>now this leaks
what a waste

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That's an international jew production but you don't have the balls to single out the jews in such a derogatory fashion.

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Medieval Europe was a diverse and tolerant multicultural society free of hate you disgusting bigot. Europe was never Wh*te.

How can they get a job doing something they have absolutely no competence in? Do the companies enjoy losing money now?

>How can they get a job doing something they have absolutely no competence in?
Quotas.

Imagine having as strong of a medication as this guy right here

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Why would you adhere to such a quota? Surely its not being enforced by the state?

>those two dudes just shooting the shit in the flames

>LARPers looks better than TV shit
....It actually makes sense. The real dedicated ones can easily dedicate tons of manhours and thousand of dollars into their shit, while the same can't be said for the costume of rando extras from a TV show

Excepting all those times they persecuted your people for no reason at all, right?

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>Surely its not being enforced by the state?
Is the rock you live under nice?

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For starters it would be anti-competitive

that's it, it's officially over

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Which is why it is enforced by the state and artificial social engineering by "lobbying groups"

Pretty sure you can't be considered for certain awards in the UK EU without x amount of darkies in your film.
Basically affirmative action forced into the arts.

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>this is basically the end of Henry Cavils career

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>tfw pazdzioch looks better than netflix cast

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if they wanted to have a diverse cast why didn't they just make up some OC zerrakanian story wtf

Why are tv producers so obviously terrified of plate armour?

probably expensive to mass produce and still look good maybe idk

>If we fictionalize the past and erase history we will bring about our Utopia

The absolute state of the modern progressive

Why do jewish people hate white people so much?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jews

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust

To be fair writers have little to do with costume design

Yep it's expensive.Especially if tailored to individual sizes.

Germans aren't white

fringilla looks like something miura would draw

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Learn to take some friendly banter, you damn jew.

What is there to look forward to with this show? Positives, not the inevitable trainwreck.

Anglos aren't white

So? Anti-competitive is literally the motto for (((equality))). Who are you competing against when everyone is the same and to what end? So you can win X event (just like everyone else) and show off the award that you (and everyone else) got? Sounds neat. Do you think it sounds like (((someone))) is trying to create an interchangeable NPC race of cattle? I know it might seem like it, but that would be anti-semitic and you must know nothing of (((pure coincidence))).
Are you starting to understand why "NPC" is more than just le kookie meme to troll leftists (in epic stile ftw) with and why the (((left))) reacted the way they did to it? Have you ever seen those nature documentaries where they put a mirror in the trees and a gorilla tries to fight its own reflection? It can't pass the mirror test (no, I won't be posting the Discovery Channel mental gymnastics video about it). They have problems with self-awareness, it's why they think their own reflection is a threat, they don't know it's just their reflection. NPCs have a similar problem with self-awareness and looking at the bigger picture, it's why they're NPCs. And why they chimpout when you show them what they are.
Euripides couldn't even have written a tragedy close to what the irl, literal and unironic left of today are.

If you heavily alter the source material not to make it more easy and fun like you say but to push identity politics and in turn make the world less immersive and believable, that's just stupid.

You think they hired competent costume designers or they choose them on different basis?

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Even worse, Uwe Boll's Dungeon-siege movie had better armor

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tl;dr

stay butthurt /pol/lack, you're on the wrong side of history.

no, not really. A halfway decent prop department could crank out a shit ton of platemale on the cheap using a vacuform machine, and some resin cast detail pieces. They wouldn't even need to make a full set, just plain breastplates and gambesons would look miles better than whatever that shit is

Fuck you Hans take that back you swarthoid

I wanna fuck Clair Higgins

I'll take it back if you give me back something in return called ELSASS LOTHRINGEN

>ywn be so devoid of intelligence that instead of offering a counterargument you just splutter a meme catchphrase angrily at your keyboard
Bros I wish I was this retarded, then I might actually be able to enjoy things.

>Its hawwd so I dont mind if they dont do it..

What were they thinking

I never said that, you brainlet.

>DUHHH WHY DOES COMPUTER GENERATED ARMOR THAT SOME SLAV PERFECTED FOR MONTHS ON HIS PC LOOK BETTER THAN ACTUAL PHYSICAL COSTUMES THAT HAVE TO BE PHYSICALLY MADE

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Looks more like some shithead's cosplay... but I can't explain them choosing that awful tree bark material in that case. I read the books as a kid (t. polak) and only played the witcher 2 at a friends apt. Not the typical Yea Forumsirgin hater incel but I'm certainly not excited for it.

that's a joke right?

the armour still being a fucking joke, you pathetic cuck

Nekker skin

who are you quoting

You do know that armors on the left - some glam literally existed, right?
Of course you don't, shut up and eat another burger.

you can computer generate real armor too though...

>nigger skin
Holy fucking based Niflgaard

the irony is that you are the utter brainlet, this is an armor, do you see brainlet?

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In the books that happens often that a story is shown from various angles and the other side is seen as monstrous so you get to see both sides of the coin. Sometimes it's a multidimensional coin, it's easy to see various traits in unique amounts presented in the characters, major or otherwise. What is often common is how pathetic a death can be no matter how noble or evil someone is. Elves are just as low life retarded illiterate scum as any other group and they can be cunning and dangerous just like any other group. But it's the humans that are the most dangerous because they fuck like rabbits and have multiple children, whereas the other races are literally being outfucked by inbred human peasants.

Go ahead man, be careful though the French have a deadly new berserker unit called Jihadists

LESBOMANCY

oh god no no no no fucking why

humans = white race
pottery

>I just cannot understand restating a comment in mocking jest.

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it wasn't funny tho

>just cannot understand

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holocaust never happened
explusions were well deserved, hell they should be expelled now but it's too late , they've won and white countries are now their plaything.

we will never be rid of jews until they take over the world and their satanic empire is struck down by god hundreds of years from now

?

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Clare Higgins looks ok, very attractive and nothing too bad about the bio except aspiring cat mom which could be a joke.

Is it made from shit?

>jewpedia

kek, this is the ultimate brainlet argumentation, links to wikipedia

Hopefully this travesty and the Jew WW2 inheritance shit will be the last drop for Poles so they will stop being good goys for America. I can't imagine how you can shit harder on another country's brainchild.

What the fuck are they doing?
It looks like a tremors

But whites are being outbred by blacks and arabs (who are arguably white as well).

I could have tolerated one, but the fact that all three are brown is too much. I won't even hate-watch this.

They're not, they're just using the USA to further their interests in the region, and get as much weapons and armor as possible.

Based and MocnyFullPilled.

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>Jill of all trades
>identifies as a writer of a single project
But she is hot so she gets a pass right?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expulsions_and_exoduses_of_Jews

Imagine being expelled from every country and thinking you aren't the problem

Looks like a WW2 German soldier in camo gear

Well, we know where this is going!

How do they fuck up so badly. The vidya Nilfgaardian armour looked great.

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Well it's the good ol' jewish cognitive dissonance of thinking and acting like they're gods chosen master race, but also poor dindunuffins.

Its Shitflix they can't do anything right.

>mass producing black plastic armor and painting a gold sun on it is, like, really hard.
>literally every period piece manages this but you'd have to be retarded to think cultural subversives could manag-
Actually you're probably right. It IS impossible for feminists and minorities to do what everyone before them easily managed.

please stop bullying me i have autism

i'm going to give it 2 seasons before it's put down like a lame horse, it'll get an initial burst of popularity though faggot journos and all the GOT fans that are thirsty for some hard fantasy bullshit but they'll abandon this shit if the elephant scrote armor is is any indiction of the budget this TV show has.

it might even be less than the original TV series.

they're self-reinforcing not mutually excluding and it looks like ballsack binbags.

And his Black People look less shitty than the ones in this show

Why didn't they cast my turkroach waifu as Triss?

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I’ve seen larping on my college campus that looked better

>don't laugh I really am retarded

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WE

>I like sharks a lot
>look how quirky and original I am
Fuck but I hate what people write under their twitter handles.

Henry Cavill stopped playing Superman for this shit??

This looks like my tax dollars paid for it. Straight out of Doctor Who.

too wh*te

Witcher 3

Post yfw you have never had a N*tflix subscription but still pirate much of their content.

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what in the everloving fuck

I'd like you to know you're a HUGE FAGGOT and you're probably skilled at SUCKING cock

>aspiring cat mom
every time

This is an elaborate prank.....right?

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it has good budget thats not the problem the people making the decisions are all hacks

>We will make a better imaginary world.
>Hold on let me just write about this dragon burning 100k worth of people.
>There, better world, people die of horrible made up disease, get ate by monsters, but this is a better world.

lol is this real

Gay post. No wonder no one responded

>Literally a ballsack

>Serjent, I give the order to sack the city... Ballsack the city. Sent in the Ballsack Legion!

99% of netflix oc is total garbage

You’re not funny

user...

It's mixed feelings for me bros, on the one hand, the inevitable failure of this show will prove the "right wing trolls" were right that women cannot write good fantasy, and that the forcing of feminist and brown people politics into a show where it is completely irrelevant has gone way too far and must be stopped, but on the other hand /ourguy/ Henry Cavill probably just tanked his career.

Wyald was fucking based

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>but still pirate much of their content.
What content do you even pirate? Besides first seasons of house of cards they literally didn't make anything that was more than mediocre.

Altered Carbon was ok

I'm glad I don't expect much from anything nowadays.

Wyald was nothing more than a plot device to ease the reader into the supernatural aspect of Berserk so that the Eclipse would be more believable

youtube.com/watch?v=1EJKD4RZa3g

looks like they're having fun on the set :))

clearly this is a joke right haha the real thing will look different

>a movie in the 80s did medieval armor better than any fantasy crap today
I can't wait for it to bomb.

I guarantee none od them care even a fucking LICK about the source material. I'll bet deep down they think fantasy is dumb outside of Harry potter

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>blocks your path

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It crashing and burning.

>ease the reader into the supernatural aspec
>first chapter is guts fucking a woman that transforms into a snake monster
I don't think what you're saying makes the mind of sense that you think it does.

>I can't wait for it to bomb.
Will it tho? Netflix strategy is to mass produce variety of mediocre series with low budget, it has to make money overall because they don't stop shiting them out. Even fucking death note is getting second movie, I bet leddit will eat this witcher series like good goys simply because it is witcher.

most people have the memory span of a goldfish

we need the netflix adaptation version of this

Literally nothing, not even soundtrack.

>regularly go to ren faires and dress up.
>new medieval movies/shows always energize the scene
>love the costume designs in the Witcher games, excited for the show
>mfw nilfgaardian testicle troops

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Will Andrzej Sapkowski apologize to Marcin once he realizes how shit the tv show is and the games where actually a far more faithful adaptation of the universe and spirit of the books than the show was?

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Witcher 2 > Short Stories > Witcher 1 > Witcher Book Saga > Witcher 3 > Netflix adaptation

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Anyone who is saying that they'll make it better in post production is COPING hard

WTF Bradley?? Did he know??

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He hates the games for eclipsing his books. He'll love the show for being trash.

lel
no it fucking wasn't

Cavill even worked on a show with significantly better armor

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Considering how much of a fuckhead he is he'll do what Mignola did with the Hellboy reboot and say it's better

They make the classic mistake of having the cuirass be so long that it goes down to the hips.

Witcher 3 > Short Stories > Witcher 2 > Book Saga > Witcher 1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Low-Effort Netflix Cash-in

BALLSACK ARMOR is insane

>Altered Carbon was ok

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short stories > witcher 1 > witcher 2 > book sage> polish tv show >>> witcher 3 >netflix

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It's perhaps even more complicated to make the shit they made

Explain to me the attributes of ballsack armor in Dungeons & Dragons terms

witcher 3 is the best, kys elitist brainlet wannabe

I'm embarrassed for you

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>faux-mail knitted undershirt
>leather strapped, hingeless rerebraces and vambraces
It’s better than leather testicle men but it’s still shite.

First half was good but I have never seen a show go to shit so hard and so fast as it did in it's second half.

yeah I love Witcher 2 too, it's short but so intense

based Letho, Iorveth, Roche

nah

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Nah Witcher 3 is embarrassing, it's actually a perfect parallel to Game of Thrones, a series that started very strong and set all these plots up for a satisfying resolution only to shit itself.

I mean last 20 minutes of Witcher 3 is the most embarassing / insulting hack writing I've ever seen. worse than Mass Effect

yikes

Kek. Based and Don-pilled

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top cringe

>Explain to me the attributes of ballsack armor in Dungeons & Dragons terms

There is really nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum breastplate. You should try it, it's exhilarating. Really.

Key writers left the studio that's why witcher 3 was so ass. Can't write any dialogue except alluding to past game/book events, can't plot or pace a story for shit. Wild hunt was embarassing, he made an apperance in Witcher 1 like two times and he was far more fascinating and better written than edgy roid elf who only talks in one liners.

imagine the smell
>Fortitude check, 15 to pass saving throw

Sure is contrarian in this thread today, did someone link it to Yea Forums?

the main story in tw3 was lackluster but i enjoyed everything else quite a lot. the moment where geralt meets up with ciri again was done perfectly as well.

>death note is getting second movie
oh fuck me

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>later seasons got depend on high budget and big battles instead of writing to carry it,
>rush the last episodes to end it make giant asspulls
>witcher 3 depends on high budget and big battles instead of writing to carry it
>rush after kaer morhen battle to end it, make giant asspulls

It's like pottery. The best part of the game was the battle of Kaer Morhen and not anything to do with what "the writers" cooked up. It's honestly not even worth playing past Kaer Morhen,

It's not worth playing past Velen / Bloody Baron and it's not just that the story halts to a dead end and never picks up the gameplay stops evolving as well and the difficulty balance becomes fucked.

I can only tell you that the first expansion was worth playing, it has all these neat setpieces like a slav wedding or a parallel world inside a painting even if like the main story it shits itself towards the end.

I couldn't stomach anymore so I haven't played the second expansion

The Battle of Kaer Morhen felt so much like a conclusion that I never played the main story past that point lol

Also this. It does get stupidly easy.

I have bad news.
Netflix already ordered season 2.

Fuck Lord of the Rings hand-crafted every fucking piece of armor and it was all unique

I wasn't expecting anything from Netflix and I'm still disappointed

I knew it would be terrible given who's writing it but I never thought that would extend to all aspects of production. Did the studio have these alien costumes lying around and they just thought fuck it, we can use them for armor. It is mind boggling that a professional costume designer would make this shit.

It's sad you idiots know nothing about sword fighting. That armor is like that do when someone swings at you and hits it, their blade gets stuck in the armor.

Marco polo was pretty good

Why did Hollywood get filled with such utterly talentless assholes?

If someone said that to me irl it would destroy me. Fucking savage

Look up who their husbands are

it shat its pants but first few episodes were really decent

fuck it here's your (you)

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i liked maniac

according to /r/netflixwitcher (the biggest subrebbit for Netflix's Witcher series) this armor is used for wild hunt raiders, not Nilfgaardian soldiers. I know the sun emblem is still visible but it will be edited in post.

It would have tracking markers if it was meant to be CGI’d over surely?

Fuck man. Really sucks; I like that dude.

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give nilfgaardian gf please

>tfw Witcher 3 felt enough like a Witcher TV series for me not to give a shit about the real thing

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place is littered with sjw's, which eventually start to fill the spots on management. Are in charge of casting, hiring ugos because they can get the audience to go, "yeah that's me!"
Eventually all the talent will not want to be surrounded by those things.
Hopefully the renaissance for the industry is coming soon

Meanwhile in Brazil:
youtube.com/watch?v=kC9-bfsNne8

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>no amorphous monkey companion
poor form brazil

Introducing the wild hunt immediately is fucking stupid

>Lower your standards so I don't have to feel bad about mine

I've never played The Witcher or read the books either, but come the fuck on, he looks like a fucking black morel mushroom.

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Why use the emblem then?

Jesus cock sucking Christ this is depressing. I have read the whole thread, I am a witcherfag through and through and I wanna fucking hang myself. Maybe a bus will run me over today or something Jesus fuck

marketing kino

>tfw this is what non-gamefags will forever associate The Witcher with, a shitty Netflix show only made to capitalize on the games and GoT

Isn’t the timeline all wrong to have them in too? Ciris supposed to be a child in the show but first meets the wild hunt when she’s like 14-15

jesus fucking christ man
why do they go out of their way, not just to turn white characters into black ones but to find the most unattractive brown people that they can for the roles?

Honestly the worst part of all this is that the series will probably be a popular success.
GoT just ended there's a void to fill and it'll probably be able to ride on the coattails of the video game's success.

they could have at least cast some somalian/ethiopian/eritrean model tier chick. sorceresses as a rule are supposed to be a bit vain.

>the series will probably be a popular success
It won't be, but it won't matter. Netflix, like HBO, relies on subscriptions instead of view count. They can make as many seasons as they want, and they will.

>their blade gets stuck in the armor.

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>sorceresses as a rule are supposed to be a bit vain.
not to mention the VAST majority of sorceress' in the witcher universe have glamoured themselves to be as attractive as possible as most of them are/were incredibly hideous
how do they justify unattractive women playing as sorceress'? i guess they'll just pretend they're attractive

What exactly is more CAPS LOCK ENTERTAINING, easier to understand and relatable about wrinkled scrotum plastic armour?
Christ you can tell this was written by some woman.

tell that to iron fist

Iron Fist was an extreme exception. Netflix refuses to reveal its numbers in general, but views of its promotional material declined by 90% between seasons.

>yet another franchise is tarnished
Heh.... nothing personnel kid..

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I actually cannot believe that it’s like something out of a high school play

Post yfw this show bombs

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Why are there no asiasn?

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You guys better not make fun of it. I work on this show and Becky the costume designer worked really hard getting the paper mache to look just right. She is a such a great person and you incels just need to have sex already.

Do not insult Dichen Lachman she’s cute in an interesting way.

>expelled from 109 countries
>WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM

With how much they've diverged from the source material they're ALLEGEDLY adapting, they could have just made a completely new series.
But on some level they're aware that they're a bunch of hacks who are only going to get any attention at all because of brand name leeching.

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maybe if we complain a lot they'll redo it like with Sonic

douchechills

>get kicked out of 104 countries
>never, at any given point, stop to wonder if maybe it was your own shitty behavior

History is a pendulum. Not even a /pol/lak

Because americans only care about blacks. Whenever shit like this comes up its always blacks, never complaining about the lack of Nipponese, Chinese, Malays, Indians or anyone else.

The envoy backstory fucking sucked it was gay hunger games tier shit just gimme a cyberpunk murder mystery

I really wish the main villains were the crones instead of gay space elf shitters. It could've been comfy slavic fantasy, but no, we got save the world shit.

>tfw a kebab is whiter than present-day Hollywood
Strange world we live in

>women
>acknowledging criticism without taking it personally and just acting like a snarky cunt on Twitter
They won't redo shit lol

Is real medieval armour just not good enough or something? You never see hack costume designers try to re-interpret modern military equipment, but it's like a suit of plate or chain is "too generic" and they need their own fucked up dollar store unique take on it.

>I couldn't stomach anymore so I haven't played the second expansion
Blood and Wine is the best past of the entire game.

>Is real medieval armour just not good enough or something?

It's not that costume designers intentionally ignore real world armour. It's that they never bother to learn about it in the first place.

The same shit is why guns in old movies have giant fucking torches strapped to the sight and can fire forever without reloading.

>Brazil gets the characters spot on for a silly ad
>Amerilards can't do it to respect a Polish creation
Oh no no no no...

I think these are the Nilfgaardian soldiers Ciri sees in her nightmares, there's even the Black Night in one of the pics. That's the only explanation about the armors looking like shit, because it's the nightmare sequence, but if this is what they're going to actually look like, fucking disappointing.

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That's obviously preproduction. The final version of the armor will likely be touched up with CGI or other visual effects to look more authentic

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Why waste money with CG instead of making practical armors

It's not even green. What CGI? There are no anchor points on the suits.

is that leelee sobieski?

>they could have just made a completely new series.
No one ever does this now. Can you think of a single fantasy or scifi show recently that wasn't an adaptation?