Hodor means hold the door

>casual student of draconology

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>Jon Snow
>Lives in the snow
BRAVO FATMAN

What about the tax policy?

day of the rope when

>carlos
nahhh
>corlos
ohhhh, he genius, he fuckin genius

gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Corlos

yeah, this jew is very creative

You forgot that the western region of Westeros is called the Westerlands, this must be his greatest stroke of genius. It took something so simple to become an international phenomenon, how based.

achsually

>the alley where gin is sold is called gin alley

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>Eddard Stark
>is beheaded
seriously? Jesus Christ!

yeah, he's better than that hack.

>The Aryan daughter of the North who kills the king of the drone people from across the border is called Arya.
what did he mean by this

Dude just swap or add an extra letter to modern names to make them seem fantastical but familiar lmao

Uh so what? That's how places were originally named in England. Sussex to the South, Essex to the East, snowy mountain in Wales called Snowdonia, cold town in Scotland called Inverness etc.
Blame the language not the author.
The only reason why America and Canada have more creative location names is because they got Native and Spanish influence ie Oklahoma, Arizona, Ontario etc.

Have sex

The more she drank the more she shat

If they are wyverns how come they don't have barbs on their tails?

>Cersie Lannister is sassy
DROPPED

>Retarded Anglos naming their cities after geographical locations and points of interest
>Slavs naming theirs after myths and kings

>hmm what should i call the title for the eastern horse warlords
>i know lemme just change one letter in 'khan'

>Castle on a rock
>Castley Rock
DURRRRR

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>House stark: winter is coming
>literally warning seasons change
Big brain stuff!

Go fuck yourself with a wyvern dildo

This user is correct.

>braavos
>everyone there claps
give me a break

>force comprised of things other than humans
>the Others
Woah

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>sellsword doesn't sell his sword
>instead sells his services utilizing that sword

>the lands where it's always winter is called The Lands of Always Winter
kek

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my iq just raised to 88888

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>the arctic circle
>north pole
>south pole

you can tell only amerilards care about this criticism because they aren't used to speaking a proper language or being exposed to other ones

names in English sound unique because their language has been raped by foreigners for century so their new terms were foreign and mysterious to them when most languages name things straight up

like what's a glove in german? handschuh. Literally hand shoe. What is Germany in German? Deutschland. Land of the Deutsch. Land of the Germans.

Complaining about literal names makes you one of those idiots that gets foreign tattoos on their body without knowing what the letters mean and it's oh so cool but except the ENTIRE English language is like that and amerilards are just too linguistically challenged to know any better

>Hey Ivan, how should we name our new city?
> Ughhh, I dunno, like, "Newcity"?
>Novgorod
Based Slav master race

It's
>Ser
Not
>sir
Other than that, I think you got a good name for OP.

FUCKING

H A C K
A
C
K

You realize that's how places in real life get their names

>some states in Northern America unite into one nation
>name it United States of America
How fucking original.

10/10 bait

Look how many people you triggered and also nice dubs.

>but muh heraldic seahorses
Gurm is such a fucking retard

>Hightower
has the highest tower on the continent

>the southern land is called sothoryos

I thought this was a joke but now I know better.

He took Cersei's name from Homer's Circe.

>gulf south of Persia
>called Persian Gulf
>sea next to Arabia
>named Arabian sea
>mountains that are rocky (duh)
>Rocky Mountains
Fucking hacks. Who writes this shite.

>new York
>new Jersey
>new Mexico
>Road Island
>North / South Carolina
>North / South Dakota
>Colorado
>Montana
>Midwest
>America vs North America / South America

wew

Game of Thrones is the Iliad of our time.

>way north is called norway

He didn't write the Hodor thing. Agree about the rest though

I guess God... yikes.

>The land of the Angles is called England

>the planet is named Planetos

Yes he did.

yeah definitely, settlers aren't going to meditate over some clever name when they could simply get away with one that describes the area or something of the sorts
imo it's still funny when you think about how unoriginal most names are

>Huge wall stretching across the continent
>Named "The Great Wall of China"
What the FUCK humanity?

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absolutely based

>Sahara
>"The desert"
>Kalahari
>"Waterless place"
>Gobi
>"Waterless place"
Fucking really?..

>The low countries are called Low Countries

Doesn't really work since that's literally the point. Bastards are named after the area they inhabit
>Snow
>Sand
>Rivers
>Waters
>Storm
>Stone
>Salt (IIRC)
Do we have a last name for bastards from the Westerlands or the Reach?

>tormund giantsbane
>friends with literally giants
My expectations have been subverted!

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>Do we have a last name for bastards from the Westerlands or the Reach?
>Hill
>Flowers

>the northern land is simply called "The North"
I once had a problem with this as well, then I found it actually has a historical basis:
>The Northern Uí Néill's over-kingdom in its earliest days was known as In Fochla and In Tuaiscert, both meaning "the North"

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When? Hodor is still alive in the books and I don't remember anything about his name being revealed. D&D just pulled it out their ass. Unless you're one of those retards that think the show is the way the books will go

Hill and Flowers respectively, Pyke instead of Salt
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Bastardy#Surnames

In a better book series long ago the Starks were actually aligned with the White Walkers and other beings in the North and so when they said "Winter is Coming" it was a warning to their enemies that actually meant something because it meant the Others/White Walkers were coming to help their bros the Starks.

>southernmost habitable land is called Australia
>northernmost land is called Arctic after the northern star. Its opposite is called Antarctic.
>inner sea is called Mediterranean Sea
>city founded in marshes is called Brussels (Broeksel, "Marsh Home")
>city founded near a crossing in a river is called Québec (kébec, "place where the river narrows")
>ex-capital city is called Kyoto (京都, "Capital City"), present capital city is called Tokyo (東京, "Eastern Capital")
>city at the crossing between two oceans is called Panama City ("place with many fishes")
>city in northern Taiwan is called Taipei (臺北, "Northern Taiwan")

It's almost like people do this kind of thing a lot

It's one of the things he told D&D about. A fan even guessed it before it happened on the show and GRRM implied he was onto something.

>Unless you're one of those retards that think the show is the way the books will go
lol are you for real? No of course in the books Stannis wins and so does Dany and they marry and live happily ever after.

>Chinatown
>town full of chinks

Based nerd

>giant
>no armor
>no weapons

>Unless you're one of those retards that think the show is the way the books will go

look at this brainlet and laugh

Pyke sounds kinda dumb to me. It doesn't fit the rest of the naming convention. I guess the ironborn didn't want their bastards confused with salt wives, but they could have at least named them Sea or something

>draconology
it's dracology, you illiterate

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It would be ironic if Theon was named Dickon instead

All Westeros names are real names.

yeah this was the real lazy one. the rest I can forgive.

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>southernmost habitable land is called Australia
Austro means east though, not south. Just as Austria ist germany's eastern border. Austria's eastern border, in turn, is called Ostmark, Eastborder. So creative.

>country on the continent of America is named America

BRAVO GOD

It’s a fantasy world where wyverns exist and they’re called dragons
The only context where the distinction matters is real-world heraldry
Those animals don’t exist so there can’t be an incorrect portrayal in fantasy fiction

> oklahoma
Except it means "Red man land"

What does one mean in most contexts when they say "subvert your expactions." Prepare to be let down by the writing so dont get your hopes up?

>traveler
weird name for your home

>land full of silver
>call it Argentina
>coast with a lot of ivory
>call it Ivory Coast
>coast with a lot of gold
>call it the gold coast
Europeans are fucking HACKS

>West Saxon lands are called Wessex
>East Saxon lands are called Essex
>South Saxon lands are called Sussex
>Middle Saxon lands are called Middlesex
>East Anglian lands are called East Anglia
>North of the Umber is called Northumbria

NEEEEERRDD

>Austro means east
what

>Austro means east though, not south
sorry but no, it means southern. Eastern equivalent is "oriental".

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/austral

>Borrowed from Latin australis (“southern”).

Auster/australis is Latin and it means south you dum dum

This guy has it.

>Land full of brasil wood
>Brasilia

Based historybro. George can be critizised for a lot but his nomenclature is not one of then.

>gin alley
>no evidence of distillation technology allowing for the creation of spirits like gin
this actually did bother me not going to lie

wonder if there's a saxon land named Havesex

Pretty much this

>the north sea
>the black sea
>the Indian Ocean
>the south China sea
>the great lakes, because they're lakes that are great

The books either won't go anywhere because GRRM will eat himself to death before he finishes them or even releases the next one, or they'll go in a different direction. Some things will probably still happen, like Shireen being burned (although 100% not by Stannis) and Jon being brought back to life, but there's too much shit going on for the books to go the same way the show did.
Faceless men are fucking about Oldtown with a dragon egg, Aegon is alive and invading Westeros, Lady Stoneheart is hanging people in the Riverlands, Mance is in Winterfell, the ironborn have their own plans, Aurane Waters will probably either join or fight them at some point etc.
If you honestly think the books will (or more likely would) end with Bran being elected king you either haven't read them or you might have legitimate brain damage. Hell I have my doubts about whether or not the Others will even get past the Wall

> Munster
> named after cheese
Wow drunk fucks

>American education

>Place with a lot of ice
>it’s called Greenland
>place with a lot of green
>it’s called Iceland

>call a land Great Britain
>it's actually not that great
How does the deceitful Anglo keep getting away with it?

>Austria's eastern border, in turn, is called Ostmark
Wtf are you talking, Ostmark was what the Nazis called Austria after annexing it. There is no Ostmark in Austria...

Austro does indeed mean east, stemming from proto-germanic austraz- east. It's a valid etymology for Austrasia (eastern frankia), the austrogoths (eastern goths, opposed to the western goths-visigoths) and Austria. It's not, as I assumed, a valid etymology for Australia, which derives its name from latin as user has already said. Mea culpa.

*munches toast sandwich* oi m8 ya got a loicense to talk crap bout britain

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it also means "trap" or "snare", which would make sense thematically

One of the conditions of the show was the same basic plot points/ending. Bran will become king in the books, although the details of how it happened may be completely different.

Gurm even confirmed as much in his blog

how did you even think that Australia's name could have possible been related to "east"? what is it even east of?

That's the joke actually. Anglos are making fun of the Britons.

>tfw you rape windows

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Reef would have been cool

it's east of the map. If you're going to say "but Earth is a sphere", I'd point out this argument also applies to south.

>the

>If you're going to say "but Earth is a sphere"
I wasn't going to say that, I was going to say "there's no East pole"

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>ser alliser thorne
>is a bit of a prick

you're right, but you are still autistic as fuck and should kill yourself

based and autismpilled

I've seen it speculated that Winterfell is where the Battle of the Dawn happened in ancient Westeros history and that's how it got it's name.
>The place where Winter lost the war (it "fell")
>Winter
>Fell
>Winterfell

Some bookfags think the reason some of the Starks and other Northerners/Wildings have warging abilities is because their ancestors banged some of the Others, way, way back (the book version of the Others which may have a different origin than the show). Goes along with book version of the Night's King who fell in love with a woman he met at the Wall who had "skin as white as the moon and eyes like blue stars".

His 'ed was 'arder than 'is neck, that's for sure!

>Ser Anus Sly-Flint
Who'd have thought this guy would turn out to be a villain

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>this lazy piece of shit infected Yea Forums, Yea Forums and now he's going to ruin an upcoming FROMSOFTWARE game and infect Yea Forums too
Thank you fat fuck, very cool.

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I knew that Australia's existence had been speculated about before it was discovered, and it was named after the region where it was speculated to be. The description of Australia as the eastern continent is, from a european explorer's perspective, fits as much as that of the southern continent, doesn't it?

>The only context where the distinction matters is real-world heraldry
And again only in Britain, the rest of Europe doesn't give a fuck about the difference.

The joke is not that the name of a place has meaning usually natural element the city is located next to, name of the founder, name of the people who founded it. It is obviously the case in the real world.

In ASOIAF there is a very simplistic linguistic dispersion.
Somehow "common" is spoken by everyone in Westeros, a huge continent, with a very removed centralized capital. And not a trace of accents, or remains of local languages.

The problem is not "Wew Lad, Land where is snows often, is called WINTERFELL" but that this castle was built thousands of years ago, by the first men. Its should definitely sound void of meaning to a person who speaks "common"

There should be at least a number of languages not mutually intelligible :

Northern language - Old tongue evolved over time almost zero andal influence
Ironborn Language - Old Tongue evolved over time + Andal influence
Vale common - Andal evolved over time
Central Common - Andal+ valyrian
South Common - Andal +minor old tongue
Dornish - rhoynar+Andal+First men

with accents spread through each regions.
Names also should be region specific, mostly.
I can`t tell the difference between notherner names and southerners.

There is a pathetic attempt t amke names in Westerlands different with "Ty" part
Only valyrians have a different naming pattern

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

He doesn't say the ending will be different, but he also doesn't say it will be the same. The blog just mentions that there will be some similarities, but that doesn't mean it will end like the show

>Tolkiencucks are going to have to watch Beren, palyed by a young black bull, fucking an Aryan Luthien.

You're fucking retarded. GRRM has known for decades how the books would end, and he gave D&D everything he had planned in his story. D&D only filled in the blanks.

And if you need even more proof GRRM specifically confirmed last week that the books would essentially end the same way as the show.

pls no

FACT: there isn't because they are a race of virgins

"drogon" is from Khal Drogo. and if the worst writing examples from 5 books spanning thousands of pages is a total of 7 things then its probably a really good book series. Thanks op[

>town next to the mouth of the river Exe
>Exmouth
>town next to the mouth of the river Plym
>Plymouth
>town next to the mouth of the river Bourne
>Bournemouth
>town next to the mouth of the river Mersey
>Liverpool

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>Goes along with book version of the Night's King
No. The Night King is not the show version of the Night's King, they're completely different characters. D&D just chose to slightly tweak a name from the books for their show because it sounds cool and now people are endlessly confused whenever the Night's King is brought up by bookfags.

Kill yourself you retarded scum.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Munster#Etymology
>Munster = Mumhain = "Greater prosperity"

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Which means for Northerner POV all names down south should not have any meaning so to Stark POV "King`s Landing" shoudl sound something like "Daristegon" and to a southerner, Winterfell should appear in their POV as "Okekrsdjs" or whatever.

He should have made another continent called Northos

Look it up faggot

a fair take

I think it's meant to be familiar and yet foreign.

>what is dead may never die
But it died to become dead?

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what? you subhuman shit have an opinion? who cares, keep crying and go fuck yourself

How does wyvern tax system differ from the one of the dragons? Do they have lower personal income tax?

Welcome to every language on earth other than English.
When you think "overpass" to yourself you don't scoff about how it's a literal description of what the noun means. You just think of an overpass.
Not every language is corrupted by half of it's vocabulary being sourced from a tangentially related language.

The only subhuman here is you.
Now go hang yourself you waste of breath.

Have sex

jej
lel
top kek

human shit keeps talking?
gas yourself you subhuman, you don't deserve to live

come on there's no way he's going to make Bran king, he's baiting.

This gives a new meaning to shitposting

>Jamie loses his hand
>Becomes HAND of the King

Except they are called dragons in books, and wyverns just don't breath fire according to fat fuck...

>continent in the middle of the flat plane is called "Middle Earth"
Tolkien is a fucking HACK

>human shit keeps talking?
Yes you really need to shut the fuck up so that nobody can read the garbage you post.
>you don't deserve to live
You're the scum here who needs to get fucked ten times in the ass before having your insides ripped out.

Jaime has never been hand wtf you talking about.

When did Jamie become hand of the king?

Literal names of Irish kingdoms:
>Tuaiscer = Kingdom of the North
>Ulaid = Kingdom of the Land
>Airgialla = Kingdom of the Hostage Givers
>Breifne = Kingdom of Hilly
>Meath = Kingdom of Middle
>Connacht = Kingdom of Descendants of Conn
>Leinster = Kingdom of the Territory
>Ostraige = Kingdom of People of the Deer
>Munster = Kingdom of Great Prosperity

The worldbuilding is kind of bland...

you're as dumb as you are repulsive, subhuman shit
i told you already, go gas yourself

stop posting and kill yourself right now, shit, do everybody a favor, do it now, go
you don't deserve anything life, you don't have anything, you're worthless shit, you are the lowest that can't be even called human, you're just shit

>Robb trusted a guy named Ruse
That's like trusting your money to a guy named Made Off

Wasn't that a typo?

>You're fucking retarded. GRRM has known for decades how the books would end
Lol okay, then why didn't he fucking write them?

>And if you need even more proof GRRM specifically confirmed last week that the books would essentially end the same way as the show.
>implying they're going to end at all
He's just running his mouth because he knows he's got nothing good, and not writing disappoints people less than what he would write if he was actually writing

>Bongs build a bridge over the river Cam and name it Cambridge
>Slavs build a new city and name it New City
>Germans build a town over some hot springs where people take baths and name it Bath-Bath

>Jon instead of John
>Eddard instead of Edward
>Catelyn instead of Catherine
>Petyr instead of Peter
>Walder instead of Walter
> Ser instead fo Sir
> Margery instead of Margaret
> Willas instead of William
> Rickard instead of Richard
> Brandon instead of Bernard
> Jaime is Jaime
> Robert is Robert
> Theon is Theon
BRA
VO

Based and Autismpilled. Imagine calling yourself 2 legged self a dragon with a straight face

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>Braavos
>full of Bravos

yes, of course it is

Haven't had an excuse to post this in a while

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>punics build a new city, call it Carthage
Holy shit, stop it

> "Braavos" Arya though when she walked off the boat " Makes me want to give myself applause"

goddamit martin calm down

>you're as dumb as you are repulsive, subhuman shit
Big words coming from the most retarded incel to ever grace this earth.
>i told you already, go gas yourself
And I told you to go hang yourself because of how much of a waste of space you are.
Now go do that I guarantee you that nobody will care and they'd be cheering that a pathetic man like yourself finally offed himself from this world and stopped using up air.

>ser
>sir

>Petyr
>Peter

WOAH!

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> Places with pyramids
> call them GIZcari

IT'S MA'AM

> Bael the bard kidnaps a stark daughter
> Baelish kidnaps a stark daughter
Wait a minute

>wrybuk means write the book

There is a place in New York called New City.

Why didn't they film this scene?

I've been telling people that this is war of the roses just with dragons and undead. GRRM has no reedming qualities as a writer.

>after myths and kings
Leningrad, after a mythical god of Communism

look, shit, this is getting tedious
i know that you enjoy being insulted, but ask your mother to do it

now just fuck off, i'm bored with you, i can only insult retarded people for so long,
and do consider suicide, it's by far your best option

>Kettleblack
>Is accusing others of a crime he is guilty of

Wow george, very clever

>i know that you enjoy being insulted,
user stop projecting. I know you're the one who enjoys getting fucked in the ass.
Don't worry though I'll let you get fucked and pass you around before I hang you and end your pathetic existence.

>Christchurch
>Full of Muslims
Expectations subverted

Try writing a better book than his.

>Lol okay, then why didn't he fucking write them?
farmer guy discovers he possesses ancient mystical powers then uses his powers to fight againt a big evil empire that is led by an old man and his dad who also have mystical powers. In the end he wins, the old man dies and his dad becomes a good guy again.

There, I just wrote the original Star Wars trilogy for you, now give me money for the entertainment I provided.

why is mance so fucking special he gets a last name? he literally just a wildling bastard adopted by the watch cuz his daddy may or may not have been a ranger?

>Implying I would be obsessing over a naming pattern in a book I don`t like.
Only doing this because Winds of Winter is not out

I think it`s pretty obvious Rayder is Raider, and that`s how he gets the name. In the Russian translation of the book he is literally called Mance The Robber

>There, I just wrote the original Star Wars trilogy for you, now give me money for the entertainment I provided
Okay, now write a 500 page book. I'll give you eight years to do it in.

>He lkies asioaf
why? ] are you redarted? it scks.

>character slays a king
>is called a Kingslayer
wow what a hack writing

>Anglogoblin
>Aryan

take it outside retards, nobody cares

>A king so evil that he reigns for 6 years and 66 days

Bravo Martin!

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>asioaf
> lkies
> ?]
>redarted
>scks

>Tywin
>he never loses, he only ties or he wins

Eat shit retard I fight wherever the hell I want.

What a fraud

Kek

but why should I need any time? Knowing how the story ends means I should be able to write it in 5 minutes right?

>Norwegian Sea
>Just outside Norway
who comes up with this shit? At least Greenland and Iceland are subverted expectations

yuor mah queen

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Just try and write one page per day George

??????

>Shagwell
> Is decent at having sex
Woah

KEK
HOLY FUCKING BASED
FPBP

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>
>>Slavs naming theirs after myths and kings
Yeah no. Most places have Slavic names describing what was there, like acorn place, or e.g. swampy place as in the case of Berlin

>Robert
>literally robbed the Targaryens of their birthright

>this thread, very original

And the Nazis did so because there has been a historical Ostmark, situated at nowadays Austria's eastern border

>?!?!?W???W?!?!?
What a fucking retard

FUcking idiot it's CHIN Alley. CHIN.

>city is guarded by very Big Guy
>named bravonolans

>Brienne of Tarth
>she's a fucking tart
BRAVO
R
A
V
O

>Brandon Stark
>is branded by the Night King

>Aegon is alive

fk of

> Brieanne Tarth is called Brieanne of Tarth
He really should have come with a different name for her house

>Lyanna Stark
>is found lying inna bed of blood

Youre muh kween

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Her final wish was for ned to Lie about a Stark.

>Catelyn 'Cat' Tully
>marries into a House whose sigil is a wolf

>Names a son after a friend named Robert
>Robb
Thanks a lot "dadd" I am gonna write your name as "Nedd" from now on

hot fucking take

>jON is the good guy
>jOFF is the bad guy

I dun wan it

>Robb
>WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER?

>character named Ned
>he loses his head

>casual student of draconology

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>Varys
>is a master of disguise that switches politics according to his needs.

He has stated that the two houses are based off those families

>tfw I have a masters degree in draconology but no job or gf

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>Littlefinger
>his dick is the size of a little finger
>it's why Cat never wanted to fuck him and his micro penis

>Ilyne Payne
>as an executioner, is the embodiment of hardship and suffering

>Robert's last name is Baratheon
He's a fat fuck because he has a beer belly from drink at the bar, also he ways a ton.

Based desu

This is probably one of the most valid criticisms about his worldbuilding. If GRRM really strives for realism he should include at least 3 languages (northern, andal, dornish). He doesn't even need to invent them like Tolkien, just be more creative with names for places, people and titles. It's kinda funny how much time he spent writing his alt-history and studying medieval ages and then forgot something so basic.

>Ser Illen Payne
>Is a torturer/executioner

>Hotpie
>he likes to eat hot pies
REALLY GRRM?

> the red keep
> keeps you safe

>88888
holy FUCK

Con means retard in French
It goes deeper lad

yeah, i like his writing but he's shit at naming stuff

Tyrion and Sansa child will start the house of (pun of "Tudor").

>charter is name Jaqen H'ghar
>jaqjerjdohpojdgsdfhgar is the sound his victims make when he assassinates them

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yeah whos gonna make armor for those big shites? their skin is probably thicker than me cock

>George RR Martin
>takes a lot of inspiration from John RR Tolkien

it means retard colloquially. Originally it means vagina

all you have to do is ask someone the time when it's 5:30

He actually thinks he's too cool for tolkein

Based retard

> maesters
> have the equivalent of a masters or more

Sandor Clegane is a pretty based name though

Fuck off poindexter

>Grey Wind
>is grey

There is no official dragon taxonomy and normal people would simply call both two legged and four legged versions of these creatures "dragons".

Plus most modern media with dragons uses the two legged version and calls them dragons, no one ever says "wyverns".

>northernmost land is called Arctic after the northern star. Its opposite is called Antarctic.
based retard

>Viserys Targaryen
>is a viscious and cruel man

>Grey Worm
>is brown

etymonline.com/word/arctic

>late 14c., artik, in reference to the north pole of the heavens, from Old French artique and directly from Medieval Latin articus, from Latin arcticus, from Greek arktikos "of the north," literally "of the (constellation) Bear," from arktos "bear; Ursa Major; the region of the north," the Bear being the best-known northern circumpolar constellation.

>the Mountain
>is tall

Not all dragons are wyverns, but all wyverns are dragons.

>Lysa Tully
>lies about Jon Arryn's murder

WHAT ABOUT HIS TAX POLICY

>Robert 'Robin' Arryn
>lives in a castle high on a mountain and likes to make people fly

Based. Everyone else is just butthurt.

>water guy's name is damphair

>the Starks
>betrayed by an iron man

>Ser Ilyne
>Actor quits because he's too ill.

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none of these work, thats the point

>Stannis
>he would rather die standing up than living on his knees

>the Mad King
>is mad

In this particular example I'd be inclined to agree with you since the difference is so pedantic, but if we went by your logic then I could write about a leprechaun with the head of a goat and a frog penis and call it a "mermaid", and that'd be okay with you?

>SEED AND FEED
> OWNED BY SNEED

WOAH

>Rhaegar Targaryen
>constantly described as very regal

Made me kek loudly, thanks user

LET'S TAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT OUTSIDE AND I'LL SHOW YOU SIR

>WYVERNS
>they're quadrupeds
>quadrupeds
But they only have two legs you retard.

>Jaime Lannister
>constantly in a jam trying to get back to Cersei

>casual student of draconology

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Toasting in ebin bread

>Randall Tarly
>doesn't believe in handing riches to unworthy people

>not being a based student of dracology studies
>not knowing that quadrupeds refer to both legs and wings

we talking two legged winged monsters and four legged winged monsters here kid get with the fucking program

>the King-Beyond-the-Wall
>rules over the lands beyond the Wall

>White Walkers
>are white and can walk

>the Red Keep
>is made of red stone

unironically based and dragon pilled

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>Victarion Greyjoy
>is always victorious in battle

Americans have no culture and are seething

>Missandei
>misses her old home in Naath

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>Penny
>is small and easily discarded

>Ygritte
>lives in the grittiest place in the Seven Kingdoms
>of which there are seven

>kingdom of the Riverlands
>is full of rivers

but he got defeated utterly by Stannis.

>America and Canada have more creative location names
>Birmingham, Manchester, (((new))) York, Boston, Rochester, Richmond, Lincoln, Compton, etc.

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did he? Ho well, I haven't read DwD in a long long time.

>Renly Baratheon
>RAN away from his murderer in vain

The island is referred to as great Britain because it's the greatest (I.E largest) of the British isles you absolute retard.

>The eastern land is called Essex
>The western land is called Wessex
>The southern city is called Southampton
>The north is called a shit hole

Gee,

It's almost like real places are named after their traits, geographical or others

>Shireen Baratheon
>always a shining light of optimism and kindness

>There is no official dragon taxonomy and normal people would simply call both... dragons.
Yep, anyone that disagrees is literally a DnD fanboy *(Dungeons and Dragons, not Dabid and Dumber).

it was named that to differentiate it from Wee Britain

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>ser Robert Strong
>is extremely strong

Hi George, you are not clever.

oldfaggot detected

Why do you have your dick out over the book

WHEN WILL THEY GET TO THE TAX POLICY

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