I DUHNT WAHNT IT

Absolutely disgusting

I 'ATE IT

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DA QUEEN IN D A NORF

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QUEEN IN DA NORF

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It's becoming Spring and the Night King no longer has control of the area. Didn't you notice the green plant coming up from the snow at the end when the wildlings were following Jon? The area will be much different than during the long winter.

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I DUHNT CAER THAT YUH AV ONLY ONE ROTTED ELK PAHKA YA WEAR E'RYDAY OR THAT YUH AIR SMELLS LIKE YEROWN YEAST
UH LUV YUH

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He only had to fuck her into sanity.

>Long winter
What, all 3 months of it?

This was 100 miles ahead of the shit and contrived writing he had with Dany

Why did this meme become so popular?

They wanted to move south because they were getting assfucked by the NK. They didn't hold any specific spite toward living in the true north.

Actually not true.

D&D said after that he will honor his vow to the Night's Watch and spend the remainder of his life ranging the great north. He will take no wife and have no children.

Because it's a perfect example of modern writing, they don't SHOW why he doesn't want it they just have him say constantly

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God I hate british people

you realise they're a couple in real life, right? that's how good their chemistry was.

They moved south because of the dead and the fact that winter was getting worse and they couldn't sustain themselves
With the dead gone and plants starting to grow, there's no reason for them to stay south

kek

I was wondering about this, did night king cause the condition in north of the wall? If this was the case, there is going to be a lot of farmland there in the future and Jon will become a rich king.

But they were undone by the potato boy. One of the worst characters ever.

And when Potato Boy killed wall slut I cared a lot more than when Jon stabbed Dany

MAH KWEEN

Your questions will be answered in the GoT expanded universe books.

Americans have shit humour and wit.

>5 year old picture
she hit the wall already

>Not loving their based sense of community
cuck

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SIMPLE AS

got to give it to dabid they can actually direct, not great but good enough

>take no wife and father no children
works out for him

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Holy shit, it’s some Star Trek alien.

British people are actually pretty cool
t.Brit

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Thought we were making fun of norf londoners. Never seen your hobbit show.

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Wut the fahk did you just say about me you little cunt?

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There is no longer a Night's Watch. The wall is broken and to get there you have to go through The North which became independent from the rest of the kingdoms. Jon didn't even realize this until he got to Castle Black with the wildlings waiting for him to lead them. The gate closing behind him was more a symbolic gesture that part of his life was over and here's to new beginnings.

Let’s say Aegon Targaryen lands with 40,000 Wilding screamers at his back. We hole up in our castles. A wise move. Only a fool would meet the Wildings in an open field. They leave us in our castles. They go from town to town, looting and burning, killing every man who can’t hide behind a stone wall, stealing all our crops and livestock, enslaving all our women and children. How long do the people of the Seven Kingdoms stand behind their absentee king, their cowardly king hiding behind high walls? When do the people decide that Aegon Targaryen is the rightful monarch after all?

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Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?

>I hate brits
>A-AMERICANS
rent free bitch

but he stuck it in that

Imagine being Jon Snow in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Bran, you fuckin' bastard, sending me to the wall to hang out with all my free folk bros and being commander of the Night's Watch. I'm totally depressed, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another wild girl in some cave. Like seriously imagine having to be Jon and not only sit in that jail cell while Grey Worm flaunts his disgusting army in front of you,unknowing all of them are about to be killed by poisonous butterflies, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, as they perfected his angst. Not only having to tolerate Bran becoming a king despite not having done anything as entire Westeros tells him he's THE BROKEN and DAMN, HOW COME HE DO HIM LIKE THIS?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him give away the most important jobs in the nation to bunch of incompetent hacks some of whom you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing fucking nothing but hanging out with your boys and Ghost, and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the Winterfell and your cunt of a stepmom. You've never even seen anything go this well for you before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out of Greyworm, smugly assured that you miserable at the prospect of spending lifetime away from political intrigue and pointless wars about shit that happened 100 years ago, all while riding horses seeing cool shit and hunting. And then Bran delays it for another day, and you know you could kill every single person in this city before the Dothraki could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jon. You're not going to lose your future wild pussy over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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It's a cool name

Honestly he just pissed me off. Overly serious, boring, no personality and always taking the moral highground. Could be the king and instead just acts like a bitch

how can he stab?

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No i'm serious your whole culture is about trying to make jewish hollywood movies reality and the hollowness and simplicity of the american people mirror it.

He didn’t. The showrunners chose to name him Aegon to combine Jon and Aegon’s arc (but also Daenarys and Aegon’s arc and also Cersei and Aegon’s arc)

He's just a Westerosi Cotton Hill.

>you can drink on the streets
wtf I love britain now

Targs are autists

Shit posting by Jon snow fanboys who are pissed that they made him into a drooling retard saying two lines in the entire season

What's Jon's book name going to be?

I duhnt wahnt that either

Axel Baratheon, Lyanna gave Robert the pump and dump before eloping with Gaegar.

>Yrw he do’on’t wahn et

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>But he had not left the Wall for that; he had left because he was after all his father's son, and Robb's brother. The gift of a sword, even a sword as fine as Longclaw, did not make him a Mormont. Nor was he Aemon Targaryen.
and
>“I'm Prince Aemon the Dragonknight,” Jon would call out, and Robb would shout back, “Well, I'm Florian the Fool.”
Probably Aemon, based on these hints.

You know a romance is good when it can even make Jon Snow a fun character for a small moment.

How do I achieve this physique?

what do you mean?

They were trying to get south because they were being hunted by white walkers you fucking melon

Here in the Land of the Free, in a lot places it's illegal to walk down the street with an open beer in your hand.

I had to google it because I didn't believe you at first.

>Jon/Aegon goes back to norf
>Fucks and marries wilding Val
>10 years later, sees how shit Bran and Tyrion made the realm due to autisti >H>R>E elective monarchy
>Sansa either doesn't produce an heir and dies or Jon kills her, becoming king in the norf
>wages war for Iron Kangdom
>Drogon returns and offers his services as mount
>Finishes the job in Kings Landing and entire Westeros, becoming true king
It all happened in my mind.

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'ATE LANNIS
'ATE BOLTONS
'ATE WALKERS
LUV ME WILDLINGS
LUV ME DOGGO
SIMPLE AS.

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user they became a couple AFTER the show
you inbred fucking cunt.

>premium dragon pussy
>ah dun wannit
>so sad
>gets it anyway
>later regrets
>so sad
>Jon be king
>AH DUNNWANNITS
>kills premium dragon pussy
>so sad
>takes refuge in a forsaken wasteland with other incels

Is Jon /r9k/ personified?

Imagine being Emilia in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Dabid, you fuckin' talented, all smart with your weak scripts and horrific abandonment of established character arcs. I would totally watch your shows, both my fans and the me." when all she really wants to do is star in another multi-billion dollar franchise. Like seriously imagine having to be Emilia and not only
having sit on that step while Dabid flaunts their disgusting characterisations in front of you, the favourable acting barely concealing the incompetence and rushed writing, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while they perfected that direction. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking script but their haughty attitude as everyone on set tells them THEY NEVER SAW IT COMING and DAMN, GAME OF THRONES ENDS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and act your way through emotions and behaviours your character hadn't even entertained before that day. You've been giving nothing your A game through two aneurysms, countless writing fuck-ups, and gratuitous sex scenes for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the Drama Centre of London. You've never even read anything this fucking stupid before, and now you swear you can hear the smug giggling that's breaking out on Dabid's ugly lips as they pull out their pens for more last minute script changes, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in their "subversive (for that is what they calls themselves)" brilliance, the brilliance they worked so hard to convince the Star Wars hiring team of in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could burn every single person in this room before Kit Harington could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Daenerys Targaryen. You're not going to lose your future Emmy over this. Just bear it. Smile through it and bear it.

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Can someone explain to me why the fuck winter only takes a few fucking weeks? Not even the fact that all the "Winter is Coming" foreshadowing for the entire fucking series turned out to be fucking bullshit, but I thought they had extremely long seasons INDEPENDENT OF WHATEVER THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH THE OTHERS (WHITE WALKERS IN THE SHOW).

If anything, I thought the fact that a long "Winter is Coming" was the reason the Others/WW were starting to move South, and certaintly not the other way around, ever.

Instead, WINTER SUDDENLY POPS UP AFTER ALL THE FUCKING OTHERS/WHITE WALKERS ARE DESTROYED WITH SNOW IN FUCKING KING'S LANDING AND THEN IN A FEW WEEKS boom IT'S FUCKING GONE.

Now we have flowers growing in the fucking True North instead. WHY?

A few weeks isn't even a usual winter. What the fuck happened? It almost makes it look like Dany brought the winter and killing her made it instantly vanish. Except this makes no fucking sense at all. If anything, maybe her bringing summer, but that still makes no fucking sense at all honestly.

Have can you possibly justify this illogical bullshit that goes against all explanations, foreshadowing, and basic logic?

I don't really mind if killing the ice monster effects seasonal patterns, but without a character ever mentioning the weather it just seems like they forgot that winter was coming on the production side

luv me kween
luv me family
luv me Ghost
luv me loyalty
luv me Nights Watch
'ate Suvveners
'ate warm weather
'ate Lannisters
'ate Ser Allister
'ate oath breakers
'ate Dothraki, NOT racist just don't like em simple as.

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Woah... I suppose it truly was A Dream of Spring all along...

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But even in the show canon, Aegon was a child of Rhaegar's who would have been killed in King's Landing. Rhaegar presumably gave Lyana naming instructions before heading out to the Trident. In fact, considering the Tower of Joy happened freshly after the Siege of King's Landing, there'd be no way of Lyana knowing Aegon was killed because there were no Ravens being sent to and from the Tower.
Aemon was and is the best name for Targ Snow

baste

She me kween, she'll always be me kween

ss + gomad

the absolute state of the *SA.

I'm betting Jon will be named Aemon.

Premium? More like expired

u wot m8?

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'ate kingship
'ate the south
'ate boltons
'ate undead
'ate burnin' folks
'ate sunset

luv me family
luv wildlings
luv me kween
luv stabbin'
'nuff said

I still have trouble processing this scene or how anyone could've thought it was a good idea.

I knew that girls who look like that always have ripe asses.

they always do

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just Jon

why would Lyanna gave a shit about giving him a Turd name at that point

He says it like twice

>those tits and ass

That's it i'm masturbating.

He should've got her in the left subclavical, right in the heart. To her, feels like he's going to pull her in. To the audience, they see the dagger for a split moment. Imagine the horror on danyfags faces.

when a story is mis-structured people's brains start noticing patterns in weird places to try to find sense where none exists.

'ate da naif king
'ate da eyeron froun
'ate wantin it
'ate da souf
'ate incest

luv me doggo
luv da norf
luv da woll
luv me kween
luv stabbin me kween

simple as

>cyrillic shop signs

hmmm

>he wasn't on Yea Forums during the world cup
CAM ON INGERLUND
*BANG BANG*
SCORE SAM FAKIN
*BANG BAG*
GOAAAALSSSS

>yrw
Im phoneposting so i dont have a reaction image to convey how dissapointed and disgusted i am at just how reddit this place has become
gb2tumblr fegit

>phoneposting
honestly you're more of a problem than the tumblrina is

Winter was cancelled

that picture, though taken in Russia, is nevertheless quintessentially British

>luv me doggo
not according to episode 4

Right, just like the first time he took the oath.

Roight dem Yanks can 'andle sum propa engluah wit!

who the fuck closed the gate and why

why are the dothraki so feared? is it better explained in the novels? in the show all they do is zerg things with seemingly no tactics what so ever
and it seems bizarre that westerosi hold them in such regard when jorah mormont blasted one of the retards in season one
like
the guy clearly didnt know what to do against an armoured opponent which leads me to believe they've never fought armoured knights before
i mean christ sure they have a lot of maneuverability but im not sure why people havent tried having pikemen form up in a square with archers in the middle to deal with their charges and horse archers

*volcel

Queen in da norf Queen in da norf yyaaassss QUEEN

ahv seen da waht wolkers

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pukka pies and stella for 40 years

Looks like a green hand doing an OK sign to me

oh man i just want to hold her. shes so cute and smol

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>but without a character ever mentioning the weather
In the first episode Sansa says something along the lines of "we have enough food to feed our people for the winter but not Danaerys' army+dragons". So as far as the show is concerned, Ice Darth Maul literally was winter. Kill him and winter ends.

Not my word's, D&D's mate.

You're expecting anything D&D write on their own to make sense. You shouldn't do that. Book Jon, assuming R+L=J is true, will probably have some other Targ name. Like you said, Aemon would be very fitting.

NUR AYE DON WANNIT!!

>brit thinks brits are totally awesome
Something tells me you’re not exactly impartial on this matter....

In Kelsey Grammer’s voice

Brits run Yea Forums Deal with it faggot.

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top fucking lol

If she was willing to give up the bootyhole more often then Jon Snow probably would have found a way to make it work. Dany probably only allowed it for rare special occasions like sacking a new city or competely destroying an enemy house.
Let this be a cautionary tale.

Okay, but what DID he wan'? Or is "it" all-encompassing?

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Yikes. I wasn’t even disagreeing...

And here I thought Brits were supposed to have a natural talent for facetiousness and playfully cheeky banter.
What a disappointment. You really are no better than the French....

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The baggiest of pants hide the nicest of asses

wanna go to da woll wiv me dog and me mates

simple as

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sha muh qween

TH' REAL WOH'S IN TH' NOF! WON'T MATTER WHO'S SITTIN' ON TH' IRUN FRONE IF THE NAHT KENG AN' 'IS WALKUHS MARCH SOUFF

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CAM ON INGLUND, SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

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In awe at the size of this man's liver