Hey Pegs, let’s go to Dallas for our 1963 vacation. I bet it will be a head-blowing experience

>hey Pegs, let’s go to Dallas for our 1963 vacation. I bet it will be a head-blowing experience.
>don’t you mean mind-blowing, Steve?

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>Hey Peggy, I need to assassinate a man named Emanuel Celler before 1965. I know you might consider it wrong, but please realize it will save the lives of our grandchildren.
>Okay Steve, but will you be home in time for dinner?

Imagine all the stuff Steve did prevent from ever happening without anyone realizing
What if all the horrible stuff that has happened is just the lesser stuff he didn't consider worth changing

Well it all happened in a different timeline anyway, so it wouldn’t have made a difference. The Russos confirmed he travelled back after he lived his life with Peggy.

>Celler was born in Brooklyn, the son of Josephine (née Müller) and Henry H. Celler. All of his grandparents immigrated from Germany. His paternal grandparents and maternal grandmother were Jewish
Every time

He spent 40 years pushing that bill. Our civilization did not die (((naturally.)))

Steve would be way too busy dumping his loads in Peggy and raising his kids to care about glibal politics. He would ram his super soldier shaft in Peggy's pert pussy while fondling her breasts, legs against his shoulders just oumping like a jackhammer in heat, clenchijg his fingers in her sweet soft flesh and just feeling the wetness of her hole clasping around his cock from the tip to the bottom, her soft but noticiable moaning whilst biting her lip and just staring at him, not believimg all the pure raw masculine strength entering her again anad again and again till he finally succumbs and fills her completely, collapsing on her bosom and slowly gently falling asleep to the caressing of her fingers through his hair.

Post peg milkers
I never get enough of them

>That scene where he visits New York on September 11, 2001 and orders fifty pizzas to a fifty different addresses

>No, I mean, you're giving me head on the flight there.

Have sex

That's just a coincidence, user.

They really do just live to destroy.

>hey Pegs, let’s go to Ukraine for our 1986 vacation. I bet it will be a face-melting experience

>That scene they reveal it was steve that warmed all jews not to show up at the towers on 9.11

Left me thinking why didn't he warn everyone else

>ordering pizza at 8 in the morning
No one would even be open

>Peggy, I have to Kenya and kill this little boy Barrack for the good of the nation.

hail hydra

What was Steve doing during the Cuban missile crisis?

look up 24 hour pizza places in Manhattan, you no fun autistic dweeb

>they'll never suspect a war hero changing the vote ballots in Hillary's favor

>glibil
At least fix the typo before using the copypasta, user.

>is that cap over there in that knoll? i thought he went missing in the war... what’s he doing? CAP NO CAP STOP NO CAP

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do they do delivery?

it needed to happen

Now THAT's a twist. Turns out cap committed all sorts of unsolved historical atrocities and knew he'd get away with it since he's from the future. Brilliant.

So he held on to an infinity stone to create a branch reality, then travelled back to replace it after fucking alt-reality Peggy for 50 years?

That seems incredibly irresponsible for Cap. Like... what if he had a heart attack or something.

>Caps waiting on the grassy knoll for the shooter
>The cars getting closer
>no shot yet
>he knows what he has to do

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>Steve, how can you be ok with letting coloreds go to the same school as our children? Did you fall in love with a negro in the future?

>They're called blacks, honey.

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>the first thing Cap does is find a darkie on the street and calls him a nigger to his face and no one even bats an eye
>Ahhh.. It's good to be back

You won't believe it Peggy, they give the porchmonkeys even more rights, they proclaim them to be our equals less than 20 years from this very day! I once had to share an elevator with one, I was beyond repulsed. I want you to know Peggy, to know that you're he only reason I didn't go further back in time, you and color television.

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>he has to commit those crimes so the history repeats and everything stay the same

Ahahaha

>hey peg, meet my 19 foreign penpals. they’re gonna stay here for the night and leave in the morning

Yes.

why does she look like a mexican

Kek

That's what makes it funny though

Bump

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>Cap's face when MLK gets murdered
lol I knew he was the best one

Didn't Bucky kill JFK?

WHy do you think cap is so dedicated to saving his friend Buck?

Cap's Brap and Fap
Formerly Buck's

no it was the comedian

Yeah, and Magneto tried to stop him.

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>Sex is overrated

>Oh Steve, you silly goose, that's not how you spell "the most dangerous animal"

True

>hey pegs lets GET FUCKKEED i bet it will be a COCK SUCKING THROBBING VAGINAL INTERCOURSE EXPERIENCE
>uhmm don't you mean dick sucking Steven?

nice stolen shot from Total Recall there

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kino my dude kino my dude kino my dude ;P

Peg: Can you believe how funny OJ Simpson is in this movie, Steve? First a great football player, now a great actor. How will he surprise us next?

Steve: ...

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