Is this really how he sees himself?

>

Chords?

「ZA BURU BEAH」

>wears revealing costume for attention
>people look at me
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*blocks your path*

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fp motherfucking bp

She wasn't actually complaining. Dobson is just that dumb and beta.

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Didnt read after 5'6

beat me to it

W H O
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People often have delusional views of themselves.

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Whoa what a badass

This the guy who ditched his grandmas funeral to play the switch?

The only thing he's ever benched is the burger before he sat down to eat it.

SMB3 in order to write his book, but yes.

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Nah man, he knows what he is talking about.
By the way, by Heavybag, I assume he is talking about punching bags. While you can get bags up to 250, generally you go half your weight if you are a really strong puncher. Like Mike Tyson prime strong. The idea of someone like Bob being able to properly train with a bag that heavy is fucking absurd. He would break his hand if he was using it properly.

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kek this guy would just get winded reading a book how can he claim to being able to beat people up

>dobson is actually such a pathetic loser that he makes up events to be mad at about people that never even talked to or looked at him
holy shit

Sorry, I meant unless you are a really strong puncher.
You want the bag to still sway and give when you punch it.

The guy is a God obviously

This fat fuck has NEVER gone to a gym. Look at his flabby body. He only lifts power drinks.

midge

Oh no no no no no, it's based on a real situation. In his anger all he could do was write a comic where he beats the guy up as a bear in his imagination, ahahahahaha.

He's a pathetic dude

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spbp

Is that a Corolla differential or a semi truck differential?

For you

>chords

I don't get it, why would anybody protest the con just because a poster has boobs on it?

Why would you draw this? Who gives enough of a fuck about this loser to want to know his likes and dislikes and what he carries in his bag?

tripping hazard

BOOBS BAD

>tell your girls to smile

What did he mean by this?

Andrew Dobson is a amazing, he is the great unifiers. Post any of his comics in any thread on any board in Yea Forums and the thread is instantly derailed and becomes a Dobson hate thread.

It is amazing to me that he is universally loathed by virtually all of internet culture.

He's a feminist and his favorite thing to do is to appeal to feminists by whiteknighting them even when they aren't in peril to try and get validation from them. He makes up unrealistic scenarios where he's the hero for the movement so he can get retweets and virtual high fives.

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>260
You’re not fooling anyone, blobert

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>shave cheeks so every can see your gigantic sagging jowls baby-smooth
>leave the grotesque neckbeard pronouncing your quadruple chin
I know Blob is the antithesis of fashion and aesthetic but come the fuck on

Why would anyone call their kid Warwick especially if they are a midge. Warwick sounds like the name of a Hobbit.

just your average britbong name

>4channel now can't distinguish between real photos and badly made photoshops
For fuck sake lads

This guy has analyzed a few pixels

True dat
"Uma stable jenyus"
-drumpf

the real one is out there tho if you weren't such a newfag

who are you calling a newfag you fricking n00b

LUL