Webm thread

The fuck is this based shit from ?

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this scene is kino

Sharpe. Set in the Peninsula War

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old enough right

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Poor Sharpe, saves his wife this episode and then next episode she steals his money and runs off with someone else.
Should have married the much hotter noble French girl with a castle

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the GOAT kino

That one's from Sharpe's Siege.

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/pol/ gets cucked by Han

the wackness was very good

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Also all the episodes here.

mega.nz/#F!ygUBGRIY!Vo1b4w6eXG2OIXqVL0i8ZQ

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>Ned and Ashara right after the Tower of Joy

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Based Sharpe

i once masturbated for just under 16 hours
when i see shit like this i can't help but think of how pathetic these people are
like, there are literally people who have died masturbating for less than half of my max
i get this one is for sex, but i've seen it for masturbation

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It's obvious she died from coke and not the sex

wtf how is this allowed

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He had a weak spot there from a their last fight which is how he died, doubt the fire did much.

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soul

doubt it
the coke would've killed her sooner if it was any real amount

Fucking yearlet

fuck, posted wrong webm

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Have sex.

R I C E D

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a team of people thought this was a good idea

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you don't have to take it all at the beginning

nah, how about you research the effects of copulin

ANTIFREEZE

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I don't care what people say about this movie she is hot as fuck.

>wearing makeup hiking in the forest
what did she mean by this

it does literally say "non-stop"

Really wild opinion you've got there user

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>Directed by Robert Rodriguez

honorable ned stark

that means she didn't stop taking drugs and Having sex

why did he do that

Okay, wtf is up with this Webm? I get it's a meme or whatever, but why?

what did she mean by this?

Well yeah, of course. The film is better than Die Another Day at least.

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could mean either, really
i'd flip a coin to acquiesce but i'm too lazy to find my wallet
flip a coin and then tell me if me or you is right

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it's one guy who likes the cashier girl and posts it in every webm thread, why would it be a meme

thanks. I try.

hot

It's weird seeing shaky cam like this in a movie this old

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does anyone have a webm of when verinus downs the cup of wine and mark anthony says SEE THAT YOU GYPPO CUNTS THAT'S HOW A ROMAN DRINKS

fucking disgusting. reminder that anyone that does more sexual shit than kissing in a theater should be hanged in the streets.

>saw that movie in cinema
>have impregnation, monsters on females and preg fetishes
>scene occurs
>that sound when she ingests the eggs! That FUCKIN SOUND
>close up on the eggs going down her throat
I got a fuckin, instant raging boner. It was insane

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it was a different time

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this guy is macking hard and I appreciate is efforts. I hope she at least thought about fucking him for a brief moment.

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Lucky bastard

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Wtf carl

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always fantastic, one of the most erotic things.

Her, because she knew the guy was a rapist

i think it fits the scene though, it's supposed to convery the jarring impact of the swords smashing into each other. doesn't work as well in modern fist fight scenes with 100 cuts

The Red Shoes is good.

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why is this stupid board still not allowing sound?

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this is so retarded if you have a height disadvantage in a sword fight you need to stay closer to the enemy than they can move their sword effectively

when I first saw this I thought it was from Fargo the movie and I was so disappointed when I finally watched Fargo all the way through and it wasn't there. Not watching the fuckin show.

just imagine being emma and having to be like "damn ron your goblin face and vomit colored hair is so fine I can hardly hold back". Imagine knowing that this smelly costar has probably been dreaming about getting with you since you were both ten and now you have to pretend to be so into him that you can't resist. should have gotten the oscar right there.

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>women call men monsters when they aren't allowed to use their bodies as inexhaustible bargaining resource.

Nice.

I remember watching this in the theater and you could hear people wincing.

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Because they're wankers.

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We need to make America great again.

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The one looks like Ellen Page. Is she?

>Ellen Page
....nah dawg

It's so beautiful.

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Which one do you mean? I don't know about the other one but the dark haired one is kate beckinsales daughter

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yes

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...

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it didn't fly so good.

My goodness you've grown!

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is Total Recall worth it?

911 Airlines
what a stupid name reminds me of that tragedy

No

For Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel yeah.

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Erectile dysfunction

whats that from

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Sauce?

Supposedly the director of Blue is the Warmest Color has two other movies with similar quality nudity, does anyone have webms for those?

sauce?

is that mulhern?

September 11th, 2001.

which one is this?

Flight of the Dragons? Is this the movie where the guy from our world starts spouting off lots of science and physics jargon and it's what defeats the evil lord?

Based fellow Daynechad

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Isabel Adjani was amazing in this

I remember seeing that one as a kid and thinking of all the stories about knights in medieval times who got roasted by dragons and all it took was just screaming the words trigonometry and calculus at them

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The show is actually kino. I'm at S03 now. At least the first two seasons were great.

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imagine the smell

like a sewer?

This isn't real, is it? What the fuck

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STIR THE RICE
PAY THE PRICE

whatmovie

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top
any explanation of what am I watching?

>"thanks here the 1million and additional contract" -paedowood society

What went wrong?

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someone posting off-topic garbage.

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reminder that raptors attack using their claws on their feet like Cats
if the movie had been realistic the raptor would of shredded the t-rex's neck to pieces before it would have the chance to knock it off

SEX

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I remember bitching about it in 2016 then just assumed they'd get to it in the next year or so. LOL NOPE

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>If this movie about genetically engineered dinosaurs in a theme park had been realistic...

Solomon Kane

we literally have the dna to bring back mammoth
the genetically engineered dinosaurs is probably the more realistic of parts in that movie
the theme park is far more unrealistic

based, he won without fighting

>jet fuel can't melt steal beams
yeah but it can make them too weak to hold up a building

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skin is too thick, like a cat trying to kill a cow

Ned didn't want a bastard because that would upset Catelyn

wouldn't the balls just bust?

She cute

>Get in the fucking robot shinji

is that laowhy

first part
youtube.com/watch?v=9iUOKjS2erI

Hitler reuniting with Eva in Heaven

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Ned Stark: Thot Patroller

Nah because there's a lot of room for them to move around.

I'm making an assumption here because I've never done this to a human's testicles but I have done it to a rat's, you basically have to fix the testicle in place and then put your full weight on it to break it. If it has any room to give it will. If you can imagine the difference between snapping a dry branch and one that is green and alive that's kind of what it's like.

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>but I have done it to a rat's

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I liked how they subverted this scene in Endgame

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>ywn get to smooch with prime lost lilly

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any catch 22 webms?

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fuck dude, where can you download all the sharpe episodes?

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You are under arrest FOR DUELLING, YOU APE

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if else i got nostalgia

wut is this from?

which movie?

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It actually landed cause at that point they had been serving a lot of fan service, so you actually expect more fan service and then they break the scene on a clever way.

Based Biel posters.

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always

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Sauce?

beautiful aesthetic on those close ups

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he got balls of steel

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keke

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WEW if true lad

I just want her to give me a big bear hug and crack my back

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>filename

wot

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It's refreshing without the camerawork giving me a fucking headache for once.

how come her pusy made his head asplode?

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Omfg

Wrong girl died

guys a fucking loser though and in the end the gril realizes too late the whiteboi was a better choice and riding the cock carousel is not fulfilling

Looks like bad pussi but I don't see her on the cast list unfortunately.

It's beautiful

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Ain't that the truth.

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>This isn't real, is it?
No, it's just a film.

I wish that was me

We'll never be this GOAT

christ, she has negative ass. poor girl. no wonder she's so angry and miserable all the time

This is a really great looking film. The cast, the sets, the costumes, the guns. I assume this means it's terrible?

you consume too many memes made to trigger virgins

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The CGI is alright and the cast is too for the most part. The story is weak though. Worth at least one watch. It's totally different to the Arnie film, which is vastly superior.

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what show/film?

Is this real? It doesn't look like real tinder

F

I distinctly remember this being a ScarJo webm. Have I been Bearstiened?

Scarjo is the more popular one, it was a sketch on some late night show like Jimmy Kimmel or whoever

sean bean is a faggot

>ywn get raped by prime Biel
Why even live?

He's a gentleman who prefers gold over some quick fuck with a tart.

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yeah I cant find it right meow. Didn't save it with an easy filename. It's from the Kimmel show, idk if they were in the same skit or they just did the repeats of the skit with different guests.

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Fucking kek

CORAL

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Kek

Cows are pussy shit and my cat could 100% fuck one up

Josh Peck is a kike

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>yeah dad i got a talking part in this show called Game of Thrones! the episode i'm in airs this sunday, hope you watch!!

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what movie?

Did she let the monkey grope her?
that's disgusting.

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the run through the forest and the Queens transformation scene are two of the greatest bits of animation of all time. Up there with Sorcerers apprentice

what the hell is this

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WW poster doing God's work again

Should I just watch all the Sharpe shows/films in release order or do they have a proper chronological order?

He's a good lad.

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Thanks, user!

It was fucking very disappointing.

I like Sharpe because he's fucked over most of the time by his fellow countrymen, and weirdly for a British production the French are portrayed quite well, he even teams up with a few.

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See the webm till the end retard

this moment was so based, i remember people in the theater cheering when it happened

He's the homeless guy from Utopia s1

DC/Supernatural crossover

>only vhs tapes I was never allowed to watch or read the back of the cases of were Totall Recall, Basic Instinct and Sliver
Based taste, dad, I hope you still jack it to Sharon Stone

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Lies and Deception (2005)

thanks

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Who /leroy/ here?

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Who /lads/ here

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Why didn't he just get going faster, the wind would have blown the fire out.

What a fucking babe

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love how he slams the table in The Terror

If you make these Biel kino, then thank you.

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Should have had his own spinoff.

TCM Biel may be a physically perfect woman. Not even memeing, she's got everything in perfect proportion. How tall is she?

no, wasn't me

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5'7"

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Nice

mmmpf that multiplane goodness

did they die?

sad that this was international news. poor fucker lived 32 years on this planet, died in a really embarrassing way, and then her death became a joke for some heartless journalist bastard to spread.

who's the madman?

LMAO i'm gonna end my life

Back when Sir Walt Disney was good.

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this movie is ogood

When I was young my mum had tons of Jane Asher videos, about making cakes and such. Sometimes I forget she was an actress and it's weird to see her pop up on Yea Forums like this.

goddamn

I recognize that cover. It's The Guns of August, by Barbara Tuchman. One of the best history books about the beginning of WWI.

damn i didn't remember flasheart was in sharpe

w-why are they so young?

Like tears...tears in the rain...

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they're Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale's kids, playing their mothers' roles in Total Recall

doom patrol

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>all it takes to have the entire Asian female population worship you is to be an above average white man

I don't care what anyone says, that movie is friggen awesome.

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Is that fuckin John Constantine?

R I C E D

quality fap material friendo

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Biel kid has like 4 years

>faggots criticized whatever the fuck job she did
>I was too busy staring at that petite body and those gorgeous fucking tits to give a shit
She could've been president of the fucking US and I wouldn't have given a single fuck

wish this had sound

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haha imagine just listening to sinatra and sammy davis junior while you play poker and drink some beers with these lads hahah like the bond you would feel would be better then anything haha

wtf is that supposed to be an alien after doing a predator?

wut movie?

fucking based

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you're right, my bad. I thought she was Biel's kid because, well, the other one is Beckinsale's and that just seemed logical to assume as the idea for the skit. Derp

send in the nukes

no, but it's a similar character

>tfw no Justice League bros to hang out with on a Friday night

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Looking him up Willoughby Kipling practically is Constantine. Morrison had to make him up because DC only ever wanted John to be in Vertigo comics.

Thread is autosaging, someone make a new one as I can't be bothered.

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Fatt Damon

there are my stretch pants

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lol look at Benny's face
>wth are these people doing
>I wish I was in the MCU
>maybe Henry can introduce me to Tom Cruise
>will they notice if I go?

good fight, unfortunate that Johnny wasn't allowed to lose

next up red, mauve, and blue

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13 reasons why, somewhere near the end of the first season

where is that from?