Actually I'm on his side. Women try to do rewrite the past like this all the time...

That's what he gets for starting anything with a jewish feminist roastie

>nice guy misogyny
God I fucking hate Guardian so much

It is known.
If it was Brad Pitt writing this in his biography, real or not she'd be promoting it

lol thats what she meant when said he was an older guy?
What the fuck

moby should have said "i was briefly friends with nat portman" instead.

theguardian.com/music/2019/may/23/after-sex-on-the-damp-sheets-we-passed-out-the-worst-moments-from-mobys-memoir

>In 2006, Moby invites the musician Lizzy Grant, who would go on to be known as Lana Del Rey, to his apartment, which has multiple floors. Grant shakes her head, and tells Moby: ‘Moby, you know you’re the man.’”

>When Moby thanks her for the compliment, she clarifies: “You’re a rich Wasp from Connecticut and you live in a five-level penthouse. You’re ‘the man’, as in ‘Stick it to the man.’ As in the person they guillotine in the revolution.”

>“I didn’t know if she was insulting me,” says Moby, “but I decided to take it as a compliment.” They don’t have sex. Grant leaves and, alone in his enormous apartment, Moby takes off his shoes and, his feet bare on a Turkish rug, plays a Gymnopédie by Erik Satie on a $20,000 Swiss piano.

Lol goes to show you that being “nice” to women is an absolute meme. He should have just told her to stfu. He’s got enough money that it doesn’t matter

Hey man, he wouldn’t have said anything between them, unless he got his dick sucked by her. Had her asshole licked and def she dressed up as padame and fucked his brains out.

Is eminem still trying to convince people he fucked mariah carey ?

>You’re ‘the man’, as in ‘Stick it to the man.’ As in the person they guillotine in the revolution.”
another roastie does not know how to speak correctly

no. remember "obsessed" by mariah?

Dating for Natalie Portman: her being infatuated with the person, spending lots of time alone with them, considering a commitment, and having sex
Dating to Moby: going out with someone at least one time, regardless of how they felt about it during or afterwards

Isn’t this the little faggot who rubbed his dick on Trump?

hey moby!!! bro its the current year. write stuff like this on Yea Forums

gee, an incel board siding with a creepy pedo

If you think Moby's behaviour is being nice, you misunderstand everything.

Moby is essentially an incel given the means of a super star, and he fucks up like any incel would, because he's insecure and doesn't realise he projects a lot.

>claims to be a feminist, and genuinely believes he is
>tries to use wealth to seduce women into letting him fuck them, acts like they're whores

The same thing happens to anyone who tries to sublimate personal issues into political ones.

Beta 'nice guy' males have very little social capital. Their past can be reinterpreted and rewritten just because of who they are. I feel for the guy, he just wanted to get along with people, and he gets this...

Kino

Well, he did, of course, but she’s famously loose. She tried to fuck her own bodyguards and one of them #metoo’d her lmao. She’s also randomly in the bedroom during the Richard Branson ‘Cribs’ episode. She gets around

Lol, forgot about that one

What do you even mean, autistic fucktard?

(And stop forgetting that you're reading Moby's words, not Lana's; that's his version of what she allegedly said 20 years ago. Dumb fuck.)

Pretty based desu. Moby is all verbal, he has no meaningful contribution to anything spiritual

That sums it up nicely.

>tongued her asshole
no wonder she hates you dude

>leaving any woman you meet alive to tell tales about you

Amateur hour

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>Moby is all verbal, he has no meaningful contribution to anything spiritual
Possibly the strangest fucking post in years. Slow down on the autism, guys, it's starting to be real fucked up.

Don't upset wimminz. Wimminz feelings rule

This post kills the incel.

>considering a commitment,
lol no. roasties do not want commitment, what they want is sex without a clingy guy from whom they know they will not get entertainment outside sex

Low income, good looking men have railed Portman.
Ugly rich incel has to embellish a story from over a decade ago and is unaimously labelled as "creepy"
Looks theory wins again

based

And you just KNOW he considered it a date then and she didnt. Maybe she was considering it could be romantic, but I can easily see where she was just having dinner with a celeb whos music she may have liked, and he believed he was making a romantic connection

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But you get the point right? Its not dating to her unless they have sex, or if she wants to but Chad leaves her dripping wet. The sex is the date.

>letting a guy 20 years older than you put his tongue on your butthole
ugh

It makes me sad that this is basically me with women.
Gimme tons of money, confidence, give me whatever it is. The stars will aline and I will NOT get to kiss a girl or hold her hand. Nine fucking times outta ten

He’s posted a handful of pictures of them together, in various stages of undress, over the course of several months
This bizarre ‘th-they went out ONCE!!’ narrative is the expected Yea Forums cope when the Chad electronica musician lets slip that their Jewish waifu fucked and sucked him in her prime
Have integrity

Yeah but Moby is really fuckin out of it, everything he does is theory, he just says hes smart and progressive and spiritual but he lives in his own head and cant see past his nose
You should find a girl with the same or equal problems you do tho.

based moby wrecked her hymen and sphincter and never called back, no condom
that fart smelling smirked rat was only one more of the hundreds of groupies he fucked and kicked out
like every roastie, natalie is still seething and butthurt (literally) about it and tries to pretend it didn't happen
but based moby showed the pics
lmao what an idiot

Moby is the lowest of the lowest beta males. An absolute jellyfish of a man.

And he's still a million times better than the best woman on earth. Fuck women.

I havent seen the pics. You may be right. Either ehy why did he bring this up?

>Le Onion tier """humor"""
Yikes

>Gen X Referential Humor that Gen Xers can mildly chuckle at over morning coffee

And this is how you know you've become fucking old. Fuck life.

Fucking so? Learn to boomer, ya zoomer

>Grant leaves and, alone in his enormous apartment, Moby takes off his shoes and, his feet bare on a Turkish rug, plays a Gymnopédie by Erik Satie on a $20,000 Swiss piano.

Is this a comedy?

FUCK YOU NATALIE PORTMAN FOR MAKING ME SIDE WITH MOBY GOD DAMNIT

He casually mentioned it in his recently published memoirs and Portman went full hamster mode and began frantically denying everything and siccing her fans on him. He should’ve seen it coming, to be fair

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>Either ehy why did he bring this up?
I think he wrote his bio and obviously he dedicated some words about the times he wrecked portman's pussy
she came out denying everything
so mobychad dabbed on her with the pics

Remember that two minutes towards he end of the 90's where suddenly this Moby faggot who you only heard about on the fringes where pretentious musicfags called home, was hot shit and all over MTV, had dozens of celebs in his videos, etc? What the FUCK was that about? Eminem was only saying what everyone was already likely thinking at that point, that this up-jumped vegan beta was just some milquetoast sociopath that was such an insufferable cunt he even ended up rubbing Bono the wrong way.

>tfw you're the only one who remembers Moby's limited-run late night MTV show whee it was half him mumbling about retarded shit and the other half showcasing all the fag music he liked.

Yeah I forgot, most "le last best generation" ended up being nothing but suburban dead-enders like their baby boomer parents after all, how silly of me.

It's funny how upset he's getting. If a girl I fucked 19 years ago and haven't thought about since started publicly reminding all our peers (ie the press) about it then I wouldn't even acknowledge that bitch. I suppose Moby is shilling his book but I'd consider it stalker tier behaviour outside of that context

Good. He was the worst RLM member

Yeah man why get upset its just a little gaslighting and mobbing.

men hate to see that women see men as disposable after the free sex they get from men

He's a cuck faggot. I'm not on his side. But i agree that women shift reality. But it's not something you can change or fix. It's just the nature of women.
Learn it and use it against them.

Don't be a fucking loser

No one will ever believe you, so release the sex tape already

You have lost the ability to appreciate

>G-GUYS GUYS I D-DATED NATALIE PORTMAN I SWEAR
sorry you can't see the humour in that because muh gaslamping

David Bowie is my neighbor

This is the inverse of what’s happening, user. He mentioned they dated in his memoirs, in an incidental context. She had a melty and called him a “creepy” liar and sicced her wine aunts and bluechecks (but I repeat myself) on him. Now he’s just defending himself. Pay attention

You don't know me, you're too old, let go, it's over.

Why do vegans look so sickly?

Don't talk about my mom that way faggot.

Agreed on all the others though lol

So is this before or after she sucked Harvey Weinstein's cock?

>Worse than Fatbeard the SJW and Muslim sympathizer

False. If Rich wasn't so easy to laugh at for being such a bumbling moron he'd be better than Rich too, he was BY FAR on their video game chat show.

He literally just wrote about it in his biography. Then she came out calling him creepy for merely stating facts. So instead of getting gaslighted and slinking back like a good goy he decided to release the pictures and fight back.

Before and after of course. She never stopped.

The virgin you’re responding to is just plugging his ears and scrunching up his face trying desperately to un-know that Moby deep dicked his waifu while she was in her objective physical prime
Just ignore him, he’ll probably wet himself if you break through the cognitive dissonance

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Fatbeard is only sjw on twitter, but he has good opinions on movies and is occasionally funny
Moby actively ruins every video

How awesome is it that I have no clue what the fuck you people are talking about or why you would be talking about Moby ever? Being a boomer who doesn't follow housewife drama is working out great. You gossiping faggots should try it. Also try getting a girlfriend and a job too. My suggestion: Just be yourself.

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Yet still better than anyone from your generation. The worst generation ever. Enjoy carrying that weight you fucking zoomer.

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I just don't care.

Twenty years ago Moby might have done something vaguely creepy. So what?

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Shit I guess the Trump curse is a real thing after all.

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It's cool that you have an opinion but you're wrong and I hate you. Drunk Jack was the best part of several episodes. He's boomer-tier and the bane of zoomers because he's a happy dad with a hot wife. His dad humor fits perfectly with the group.

>Trump supporting a super Pro-Israel kike like Portman

Wow, how surprising.

I'm all for Israel, lets send all the Jews there.

>You sucked that guy's dick!?
>Yeah, how do you think I knew that he...
>Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him.

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Both of the statements are true she sucked his dick and he's a pathetic has been name dropping people on a second biography no one asked for. In this Moby x Portman fight I'm rooting for the fight.

sauce your claims, please.
i mean, i believe you and all, but i wanna get a chub reading about slutty lizzy

You live in a graveyard?

> that's his version of what she allegedly said 20 years ago
>Elizabeth Woolridge Grant (born June 21, 1985)
Woah, Moby is our (cunny) guy and Lana is a prodigy!

Bro.

He said she was 20. You can easily google her birthday.

this story is so infuriating. She's was richer than he was then, and even richer now. Her father was an enormously influential record exec. She is the elite of the elite, and she thinks she's somehow special and a real striver. Talk about silver spoon

this, whoever loses, the people watching this shitshow will still win

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Bullshit, all women care about is commitment. Men would stay steady with her for the rest of their lives given the chance. Women plan for marriage the first time they spend the night at his house

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>this story is so infuriating. She's was richer than he was then, and even richer now. Her father was an enormously influential record exec. She is the elite of the elite, and she thinks she's somehow special and a real striver. Talk about silver spoon
All her songs make her sound like she grew up in a trailer park.

She ended up being Harvested on her pepsi pussy so the joke is on her.