Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?
Judi Dench.
in b4 Idris
Edris ilba
Aidan Gillen
Dame Helen Mirren or Jennifer Lawrence
Anthony Daniels
Brie Larsen
maisie williams would be pretty spon-on desu
Randy Circus
Andy Serkis.
based
Matt Lucas to play Boris
Tom Cruise
my girl maggie
>brexit will be the easiest deal in the history of mankind
Like she even tried.
>retarded citizens vote for impossible task
>fail to complete impossible task
>lose job
It's not fair bros.
what's there to try? britain has 0 leverage against the EU except for threatening to leave with no deal
>tfw Gove can't save us this time.
Theresa... had a hard life
fucking reptilian bitch
no deal is the best deal. They can buy are burgers.
Judi Dench has too much of a presence.
Did those idiots really think she was pro-brexit?
Are burgers?
Eddie izzard
owl of em
Gillian Anderson
Will the biopic include her making money off of illegal cannabis?
unironically meryl streep, if she hadn't done Iron Lady
waay too old
Would you honestly shag her?
Why would anyone play her? She didn't achieve anything substantial
I would.
Depends are we talking being dominated by stern Home Secretary May, or trying to get it in between bouts of sobbing PM May?
I'm not into Bong politics.
Quick rundown?
yes
she seems like the kinda naughty office boss. The kinda old chick that would smoke a cig afterwards and tell you to leave passive aggressively
>David Cameron (the former PM) thinks it will help him politically to have a referendum on leaving the EU as long as the UK decides to stay in
>the UK votes to leave the EU and David Cameron resigns
>the Conservative Party has an election to get a new leader and Theresa May wins by everybody else dropping out
>to bolster her power she has a snap election that she is supposed to gain in but she goes full retard and ends up losing her majority
>everybody thinks she should resign, she doesn't
>comes up with a plan for a negotiated leave of the EU, the EU isn't interested
>everybody thinks she should resign, she doesn't
>gets an extension on when the UK has to leave
>fucks around for the entire extension
>second deadline is next week
>Theresa May resigns
The worst Prime Minister in UK history just resigned after spending a few years failing to do the only thing she was put in power to do
she died of a broken heart
She's... lost the will to live.
why do we keep winning labourbros?
what a strong and talented independent woman
>dude, let's just close all the mining towns because coal is bad for the environment
>let's give literally no solution to the lost jobs
>why are all these people homeless, on drugs, all of the above and or killing themselves
It would have been had the EU not been run by insane comicbook villains.
>Let's do what's mutually beneficial. Keep these trade deals that work. Separate on these political institutions and laws that count as EU.
>Kay
kek. the parliament in London has rejected what you just proposed.
In fact, the parliament has rejected every possible solution.
I guess the UK will be stuck in "we're leaving"-limbo for a decade.
Lets fucking go boys
>a decade
*forever
Nobody will ever get to leave the EU or reject a treaty democratically.
Cant have children either, just
Who can say?
What a faggot
Maisie Williams. It'll be at least 50 years before anyone cares enough to do one
>The worst Prime Minister in UK history just resigned
That was years ago
>it would be easy if everybody got along
>Labour and Conservative will die in your lifetime
Feels good man
nah she takes the cake now, must have become Gordons favourite person
Who will play our next PM?
And what will take their place?
Does he really have a chance?
The worst UK in prime minister history.
>The worst UK in prime minister history.
UKIP
The Nigel Farage Party
Yo Idris, tell dem otha gal don tek de piss
so what happens now?
The New BUF
He's pretty much played 4d chess since Brexit, he stood down from the run after Cameron resigned because he knew the shitstorm that would rain down on the next PM, then he resigned as Foreign Secretary which made him look strong and May weak and he's well liked in the party, I think he's got a pretty good chance
Nothing.
Brown saved the pound so fuck right off
>his brainchild blew up in everyone's face
>appointing a hardliner when UK somehow needs to suck Euro dick without actually appearing to do so
Not a chance m8
The worst history in UK prime minister.
Labour has only gotten stronger thanks to Farage splitting the Tory vote. Expect a Corbyn ministry in our lifetime.
FOCK THE EEEIII-YOOOOO! I FOCKING HATE EUROPE! NUKE EUROPE! BLOW THEM ALL TO FOCKIN BITES!
Simple as
Farage = basically a youtuber
Tories = "brexit means brexit xD"
Labour = kill all jews and go full communist
Nice politics in bongland atm
Greens and lib dems for labour
Brexit party and UKIP for tories
kino moment
>MANkind
>putting a woman in charge of negotiation
>"put her in the tower"
I do feel bad for her. It was an impossible task. She certainly didn't help anything but the people who are being edgelords about it are shitheads. Especially the virtue signalling lefty ones that talk about how they care so much.
Tilda Swinton
you only feel bad because she's a woman. If it was a man he would be getting dabbed on.
Looks like hard brexit is back on the menu
Right wing mega fascist here, hate Gordon Brown and Labour but May is easily the worst PM in history, even worse than Lord North who lost muttland.
No, I'd feel bad for a man too. Politicians are people too, even if in this shitty modern world we're not supposed to acknowledge that.
she is almost wholly responsible for the drug epidemic in Britain
she is a retard
She is getting dabbed on, has been for almost 3 years
>signs up for an impossible task
>"THIS IS TOO HARD"
imagine being a 80 iq island nigger who thinks the EU is "democratic" and the future
how democratic is a organization where you're not allowed to leave it?
seems more like fascism to me
I don't give a shit about her but that face hits pretty hard. I hope she finds happiness
What the fuck are you britniggers spamming this board about?
What happened, retards? I don't watch bong news because I don't think about you at all
>this is our son's room
I know it's retarded, but damn it if I don't always laugh
>Politicians are people too
Maybe you're thinking they're people like us which is true at the lowest entry levels. But at the top they are nothing like us I assure you.
I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Remainers all whining in the middle of Trafalgar.
I watched Bo Jo...crippling a boy during a child's rugby game.
All these moments will be lost....in time....like deals...in...the Commons.
Time... to Resign
Yes, they are. They're doing a job like everyone else.
>hello, I want to leave the union
>ok
>but I want to keep all the membership benefits, ok?
>no
>why are you so undemocratic?
Boris crippled a kid?
>It was an impossible task
>be an island
>have trade deficit with EU
>Germaniggers on brink of recession, Deutsche Bank in meltdown
>France continually rioting for 6 months
>Eastern Euros all hate EU
>Italy threatening to leave
>mudslimes continuing to pour into Europe
She had the strongest possible hand in negotiations, and pissed it all away
Anyone can do their jobs.
It's 2019, we don't need representatives of the people. The people can represent themselves.
didnt this bitch have some hand in covering up for government pedophiles? anyone redpilled in here wanna help me out?
Really glad you're here protecting gender equality user
>All these moments will be lost....in time....like deals...in...the Commons.
>Time... to Resign
Not quite.
youtube.com
kek based
get outta my way Japanese shits
You've clearly never worked in politics or been around politicians. They don't talk like us, they don't think like us and they don't act like us. Fair enough they're doing a job but it's a job that sets you apart from the masses and lets you steer their lives to a certain extent. Having that power changes people if didn't have a God complex to begin with.
I want to hug her.
Didn't she also have a thing against imigrants and try to kick a bunch of people out over lost paperwork?
wait, is she based and redpilled?
She just wan'ts power and doesn't care how she gets it
cringe
...
What are the odds the new PM will be a Paki? The way things are going I won't be too surprised if that happened.
Stopped the banks from going belly up.
Though arguably they went that way because of neoliberal economic thinking that both New Labour and the Conservatives were big fans of, but Tory cunts wanted EVEN MORE deregulation that would have made the impact of the global financial crash even more severe.
Brown was a dull as fuck autismo but he knew what to do when shit hit the fan economically.
wtf i love theresa may now
>Perhaps he could be better if he tried his hand at a different sport
I thought taking people out was a big part of rugby.
not impossible, theres one they are trying to push and you never know
>It's 2019, we don't need representatives of the people. The people can represent themselves.
lmao how fucking retarded are you
There are two pakis in contention - Sajid Javid and Preiti Patel.
Javid is Home secretary, ambitious and politically savvy. He's avoided any disasters recently and regularly shits on pakis who rape kids and blacks who commit knife crimes, because he knows people like an Uncle Tom. He is a protege to get the crown some day, but not now.
Patel is cute as fuck, but a smug g=cunt who got herself sacked for going to Israel "on holiday" and then having secret meetings with lobby groups and the Israeli government whilst there. She is beyond salvation at least until the next general election.
If you're a mental right winger (and it sounds like you are), you'd probably actually love Sajid Javid or Priti Patel as PM.
>Bringing the same fucking deal to vote 3 times is not trying
Shit, in her position I'd have shot myself after failure number 2.
>You've clearly never worked in politics or been around politicians
Absolutely incorrect.
Javid might actual be the only "person" the torries have that is actually a human being. But even then I wouldn't want him.
Honestly I think we will get a general election straight after brexit deal or no deal
Prime Minister Penelope Mordaunt, Defence Secretary and former contestant on a high dive-based reality show
reminder that her successor alexander de pfeffel is a morbidly obese american
that's based and kosherpilled
Actual human beings are overrated. Anyone who thinks one would be a unilateral improvement hasn't spent enough time with them
PHWOAR, IS SHE THICC!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
He gave up American citizenship. He only has English German and Turkish now
News flash: Everyone hates Pakis.
>Keep these trade deals that work. Separate on these political institutions and laws that count as EU
What do you think guarantees trade deals you absolute moron? They need to be backed by legislation. And if thre's a dispute between two parties that needs to be resolved by an independent body, that's what the "political" side of the EU is for.
The absolute state of Brexiters. As a life long conservative it fills me with sorrow seeing what was once a great party be infiltrated by ideological idiots like yourself.
>give us all the benefits and none of the downsides
Nah, bugger off.
some random tranny niggress because it'll only be shown on bbc
KEK
What sort of feelings does the phrase "Prime Minister Boris Johnson" inspire in you, if you don't mind me asking?
People are so far removed from reality they think trade deals are like sending a horse and carriage to another village via a merchant
>Stopped the banks from going belly up
Throwing away billions on failing businesses is retarded, you are basically telling the banks they are untouchable no matter how much they fuck up. The ONLY good thing he did was keep us out of the Euro, and that was only to spite Blair. Still, he is an Ozymandius level genius compared to May.
hope
Soon.
Commander Proboscis from The Last Jedi
>he knew what to do when shit hit the fan economically
DId he cull the top management of those bailed out banks?
So what you're saying is Corbyn is destined to be subverted by Rian Johnson.
A lefty meme comparing politics to a multi-billion dollar movie franchise? It can't be!
emma stone
Thoughts on the next PM?
To be fair he may just be successful where Theresa May failed. He will appease the Brexiters with his buffoonery but will ultimately pursuit the most pragmatic solution that doesn't wreck our economy.
Boris Johnson is from a wealthy background and has connections with the City. There is no way he will deliver a hard Brexit so that's a relief.
If his time as mayor of London is anything to go by, he is a centrist. I don't know what Brexiters have a fetish for him, only shows how oblivious they are.
Pic unrelated?
thats fucking retarded
no deal is the best guess
lmao no way
Cant wait, the backlash after a few months of a Marxist in office will strengthen the right for decades.
>she actually fucking cried
Is this the end for female heads of state?
The most pragmatic solution that will be on the table when all is said and done is revoke. There's no way May's deal is going through, there's no chance of them renegotiating another one, so the final choice when the deadline looms is crash out or swerve. I'm just hoping Johnson is pragmatic enough to do it
She's not our head of state.
My bad, but I'm sure you know what I mean- female political leaders.
Reminder that Boris won't win.
Time to get in the #RaabSaab
Based Jezza is woke af on the Jews. He's also woke on the EU personally although he's sadly been forced to cuck on that front.
Unironically the first Labour leader in my life that I might vote for, though that says more about the absolute fucking state of the Tories and UK in general.
Religion and or emotions have no place in politics. There should only be forward-thinking hard-hearted pragmatists in office. So, no women.
>I'll vote for a literal communist because he also hates jews
Yeah cool, you totally have your head screwed on right.
>Leave the EU
>Want all the benefits without the hassle of membership
>Surprised when the EU literally brakes your balls
I don't even know anything about European politics and I could have told you this would have happened like three years ago.
>hates jews
>loves mass third world immigration
wtf /pol/ told me all the politicians that supported that were jew-controlled?!
God I despise him
t. Shlomo Rothschild
>le exaggerates northern accent to sound working class man
>implying Corbyn hasn't shit the bed just as hard
at this point I'm expecting the British Union of Fascists 2.0 to show up
>brave protagonist finds courage to stand up to the evil villain
He looks exactly like I thought he would
Is there anyone who actually likes Owen Jones at this point? Even lefties hate him.
Merkel cries all the time too.
When did Twitter become so based and red pilled?
if she cried while in office it would have given her an even worse look.
The Corbyn cult never forgave him for not supporting Comrade Jezza at the leadership election. That's why in the years since he went from generic lefty talking head to mentally deranged communist. He desperately wants them to like him.
>Remainers
>Based and Redpilled
a bong tranny
he's unironically right
No he's not. Most people who burned in Grenfell were illegal immigrants cheating the housing system. They took those council homes that were intended for native Brits and God punished them for it.
That's why it took months to identify them, there were no reliable records of who or how many were living in each flat lol.
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BASED
I wish we Americans would toss.shit on fascists like "England is a white nation" Farange
Except for the part where he calls the dead of Grenfell Tower "working" class
You can do it too, if you don't mind getting shot in the attempt
Of course he is. Never mind the ignorant incels.
Thats the problem. Tossing food on people should be protected speech. I would love to see someone milkshake Donald or toss a shoe at him like Bush.
this. british "men" were made for the big american cock
Bullshit, someone threw a shoe at Bush?
Appoint Nigel as dictator for six months like the Romans used to do.
You shoul not read /pol/ 24/7
FUCKING ZOOMER
Underage
Really dodged it loke a boss. That fat fuck Trump would have been hit
but the milkshake could have acid in it so no way it ever happens
How is throwing shit at politicians not free speech?
Remainer morons should have taken her deal if Based Boris gets to be PM he can just go no deal without Parliament’s consent lmao suck in you Reddit tier faggots
Tilda Swinton
Crashing these brexit negotiations
With no deal!
no words used?
Reminder: the Supreme Court were the ones who said MPs should get a special meaningful vote on the deal. If they hadn't interfered the deal would have been signed by the PM and Brexit would have happened already.
Yes if she let me be in control
This I feel kind of bad for her even though her heart wasn't really in it.
Name one thing that isn't true.
why would you where the wig in the middle over the other two?
Free Speech doesnt require words. Money is considered a form of speech, silent protests are free speech, sit ins are also free speech. If milkshakes become a political tool then tossing them at political figures is a form of protected speech.
wear*
>waves his secret service away then smiles and shrugs
Absolutely based.
BASED Jezza.
Short wig is your working wig, long wig is for ceremonial occassions
>assault is free speech if it's against someone I disagree with
No way near close. There are many forgettable PMS, but May is on a completely different level. She was a monumental failure, every decision she made was a mistake.
Helena Bohem Carter, film directed by Tim Burton
The Supreme Court that the EU forced Britain to create? Fascinating. It's almost like being anti-democratic was the whole point.
oh. thanks user
best President my country has ever had
Maybe if Nigel wasnt advocating a white supremacist England he wouldnt get shit tossed at him
*Bonham
man I fucking want to hang her but why does this pic make me so sad
>I'll vote for a literal communist because he also hates jews
yep
Friendly reminder THIS is the real reason why /ourgirl/ was never allowed to govern. Everything else is smokes and mirrors.
Delusional
I'll tell you this, my estimation about Theresa May, as a woman, just fucking plummeted.
To cry like a continental? It's a fucking disgrace!
Dirty Jew BTFO
If Nigel doesnt view England as a "white" country why does he want to limit immigration?
Non-sequitur
It was possible but she was being a bitch about it
Broken Theresa, a woman betrayed by her party.
>No greater good
>No just cause
WOOOAAAAHHH, THE SINS NEVER DIE.... etc
Why do you want more? besides whites are the natives that's not even up for debate
they sure are vengeful
Sounds like she didn't want Brexit to happen and was just stalling.
and a backshtop, i shopose thatsh off the table as well
>It was an impossible task
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Brexit Impossible Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The EU Like Nigga Just Leave Haha.
how was it possible
You can be japanese, english. American anything as long as you respect the civic virtues of a society. Ethnicity doesnt matter. Nations are oike a melting pot
he is but what point is he even trying to make. of course she didn't cry. everyone thought it was an awful thing that should never have happened but nobody "publicly weeped" over it. it is 100% more understandable and relatable for someone to cry over someone ending their career with failure. owen's pathetically trying for the moral high ground which makes him look worse imo
They have absolutely no leverage, obviously EU isn't just going to give them whatever they want
lot of dead uber drivers
>PM
Lord Protector**
>you share a board with people born after 9/11
Disgusting isn't it?
>Retarded citizens vote for retarded task
>Thankfully non-retarded citizens vote in larger numbers
>Retarded citizens who only care about the little guy are devastated when David Cameron and the majority of the Tory party's plan fails
>So they round up all of their Communist buddies from the local Labour groups and go listen to what Sir Bob Geldof has to say in the city centre
>Doesn't work though because Sir Bob Geldof is on his luxury barge drinking champagne and telling out of work fishermen they don't know what it's like to be poor (he became a millionaire by exploiting tragedies, he visited Africa...35 years ago, he's seen poverty)
>But then he has to cut this engagement short because he has a lunch meeting with the CEO of Gucci
>Meanwhile in the Norf some MP is shot by a right wing Nazi and the only real witness to it is a Muslim who saw the whole thing, but somehow turned out to be two streets away at the time
>Both Remain and Leave agree not to use the death as a way of scoring cheap political points
>Remain then immediately puts a grand piano in some village and get some fag to play Imagine on it
>Then they start talking about how these dangerous right wing Nazis are waiting to kill us all
>This is interrupted by a triple bombing in Manchester conducting by people who take their faith so seriously they're willing to die for it, but they aren't Muslims
>Then the Remain supporters who went to a festival instead of voting cry about the vote
>They get sidetracked and listen to the supporters of Remain about how Brexit is bad for Britain (you know, Goldman Sachs CEOs etc)
>Cameron steps down
>Leadership is between Leadsom (Leave) and May (Remain) to negotiate a leave deal
>Leadsom is forced to step down when she mentions May can't have kids
>It's Leave's fault a Remainer couldn't negotiate a leave deal
>Everyone shits themselves because Farage is getting this thing back on track
>May is forced to step down because of it
Oh, and Leave had a red bus.
This. A quality British prime minister would have gone full Napoleonic on the EU, supporting independence movements across the continent.
>Patel is cute as fuck
Her husband's an absolute unit though.
The lucky fuck
Yes. I got spam mail from remain groups recently listing conservatives and labour as "hard brexit" extremists.
More like Penny Phwoooardaunt
half-truths
>be an island
not relevant
>have trade deficit with EU
because of the EU's market
>Germaniggers on brink of recession, Deutsche Bank in meltdown
so germans are even more aggressive and harder to negotiate with
>France continually rioting for 6 months
not relevant, they rioted against the French political establishment not the EU
>Eastern Euros all hate EU
Hungarian here, half-truth, they fear migrants but love the EU, old people love the fact that young people leave for Western countries and send money back home, even here, with Orban's anti-EU speeches over 60% of the population would not leave the EU, and this is rising not depleting
>Italy threatening to leave
Italy would be crushed without the EU, they are just memeing
>mudslimes continuing to pour into Europe
not really relevant as its a lot fewer than in 2015 when the crisis was on its peak, also how could anyone use this for trade deals
I'm not pro-EU, the EU is an establishment to keep the weakening Western European countries on top economically, mainly Gerany and France, but its made in a way that even such an economic giant as Great-Britain is fucked without it
May was fucked from the get-go
It's going to get worse
I can only imagine how seething you will be when Farage hands Corbyn an easy win as PM
She looks like she fucks white guys.
This, I can only defy my belief so much
Emma Thompson or Emma Bunton
>white supremacist England
Just a white England, the only kind of England.
Boris in Tbh lads
Be honest, she would've got this shit over and done with already.
*distant explosion*
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YA' KNOW
She was anti brexit from the start and did a profoundly good job of making brexit less possible and more onerous for her own country by dragging out the process and burning up the EUs good will
>what point is he even trying to make
That we should have more sympathy, and give more attention to the victims of May's policies - than we should have or give to May herself for sobbing over her own resignation.
A point he made very clearly. So stop being a shitty cunt and have some sex.
Kino
Rebecca More has already done it
>*holocausts the poortherners*
based
unlikely seeing as she was a leading proponent of britains staying in the common market, precursor to the eu
That No vote bloc is hilarious in retrospect.
What is mutually beneficial?
If both sides benefit from trade there is no reason not to continue. Except if you're the EU and you're real project is de-westernizing Europe with mass immigration, unpopular neoliberalism/austerity, and eventual federalization. Then you need to bundle your pure shit that no one sane like with common sense mutually beneficial trade. Without the bundle people will just trade/integrate economically without importing a million middle easterners or become USA2.
All you have to do is brainwash morons into thinking trade is somehow impossible without the packaged shit and rebrand your poisons as a feature (e.g. four "freedoms"). Mission accomplished.