Fucking BASED

The first part of Mektoub wasn't well-received, so imagine having to see the second part.

The oral sex scene is more than 13 minutes long and like half the movie is close-ups of actresses' butt and tits according to the french press.

>youtube.com/watch?v=d9wb8j3iUNg
This conference was a travesty.

Go back to jewtube and stay there, Arl662.

I think French critics quite liked it, it also has decent rating on letterboxd.

imagine sitting through 4 hours of some frenchies pretentious soft porn drivel. film festivals are a meme

BASED

americans are such puritans

Who?

>social media reactions

>4 hours movie
endgame BTFO

Oh no having sex is bad

why doesn't he just make pornos. would make more money too

kek

cannes is a joke festival anyways
>basedboys run away at the sight of sex

>the festival
the film industry as a whole is demonstrably a prostitution ring, where were you the last 5 years

journos and other posers who spend their time at these festivals have it coming tbqh

I mean, is anyone surprised? Just look at him. His face screams creep.

This, but unironically.

>Have sex: The Movie
So if you like this film does this mean you've had sex or you need to have sex?

maybe the critics were not scandalized by a 15 minutes sex scene, but bored by a 4 hours long bullshit with no artistic merit whatsoever?

if only
No it's really the butts and the sex scenes that set them off

They're probably Italians

There's probably more artistic merit to this creeps film than a shitty tarantino or malick film at cannes this year.

>director makes expendable roasties famous and rich
>'bu-but he wanted to watch what he was filming!!'
>'and he raped us too! #metoo'
pathetic
this is why in old times female roles were done by men

nope, it was the sex scene

I was with you until you mentioned Malick. Terry is based and he definitely has some substance and artistic merit, especially now when he has more rigidly scripted narrative.

malick is a scam artist

No. He is a messenger of God.

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Times are really bad if people are reacting this way to live action. Normally they only respond like this to anime.

This
Have you ever tried watching porn without fapping? so fucking boring

Honestly, I hate watching a man eat out some chick. Very unappealing

>this is why in old times female roles were done by men
that was (and still is) because men in theater are overwhelmingly faggots

I like watching lesbian porn like this, it's kinda like ASMR. There's always problem with precum, though.

>make lesbo sex scene
>wins palm d'or
>make heterossexual sex scene
>people walk out
really makes you think

I found this pornstar called Ashley Blue that did a lot of a threesome scenes where she basically degrades her co-stars the entire time, except she's too fucking funny and I can't fap to it because I'm busting a gut instead of busting my nut.

it's not something you're suppossed to watch on a screen, but to feel on your mouth. it translates poorly to cinema

You obviously haven't watched the convoluted plotline of a lesbian couple in a JAV

But To The Wonder, Knight of Cups, and Song to Song have all been crap though.

All elements of French culture are so fucking overrated by psueds it's insane. Their food is shit, Paris is ugly and they make the worst, most pretentious films in the entire western world. France is the one county I actually want to see get repopulated by Muslims.

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what a fucking god lmao

I wish Puritan critics and all the retarded culture of outrage that spawned them would die, unironically.

I agree

>male gaze
he is a male director. of course his direction will be what he wants to see. what is wrong with that?

Badlands, The Thin Red Line and Tree of Life are literally the only good Malick films.

I disagree, even if you don't like them, Malick does things which no other filmmaker tries. At least he was trying something different with those 3 films. His new one has a script so it will have more straightforward narrative and developed themes i think.

Days of Heaven and the New World are also good. To the Wonder, KoC and Song to Song are also interesting.

underrated

Fuck off nigger, France isn't responsible for dumlb burger pseuds and snobs masturbating to its culture because they have none
I really hope your mother gets gangraped

It is amusing how art is just porn with people dancing around the sex for a few hours these days.

>duh male gaze

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>it also has decent rating on letterboxd.

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>euros get off to low-class smut movies made by shitskins
cringe, go put on another godawful Gaspar Noe softcore movie bro

Are you in a country that is implementing "Porn Passes"?

This
>Muh pointless 20 minute """erotic""" scenes

This man built an entire movie on two really fucking hot French teenagers to scissor on film, and Mia's trauma after the fact is evidence enough that they only say that shit was simulated.
Based pornographer strikes again.

>Mia
Meant to say Lea

All you need to know has been debated in this thread.

> trauma after the fact
Wait, she got traumatized cause she filmed a sex scene?

he even put in an algerian raghead to try to please the critics

She didn’t film a sex scene, she was made to have sex and it was filmed

>hot French teenagers
They're not that hot, especially for french girls

why do people say french language is beautiful they sound like baboons making throat exercises

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Nice, she's the one with that amazing ass.