ITT: we write a Jordan Peele movie, i'll start :

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>black family mostly behaves like innocent white people, except for the explicit black culture that is socially acceptable (example: ghetto rap music)
>there is an undertone of the police being sinister or incompetent

*cries in 50% of homicide rate

>white people are discovered to be literally the most evil race in history
>one brave black kang must save humanity from the white menace.
>whites around rounded up and put into special camps. They are forced to wear striped uniforms with a white “W” on their chest.
>The whites are exterminated through a system of mass killing
>The brave black kang celebrates as the white menace is no more
>The world becomes a giant Wakanda like paradise

How does someone go from being the least famous and funny member of MadTV to some Oscar winning director in like 10 years?? You really expect me to believe this faggot has all this talent all the sudden?

What’s there to cry about? Sounds pretty based unlike your society of unculled cripples and fags

13
But also
50

Hits all the right notes.

hen you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.
user you've been looking so hard into the subject you managed to literally convince yourself the opposite.

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>three black people trying to cross a bridge to get home
>terrorized by a rich white man who is hiding underneath, who's only there because he's so rich and racist and this is part of some rich white racist secret society country club game

>we are proponents of death squads but murder is bad mkay

So this...is the power of /pol/

Movie about black people who go apeshit and murderous when a mysterious pale man is around, and only when he's around, even the mild mannered protagonist and his wife fall under the effect. Is the pale man a monster, the devil, some alien? well, yes, because Peele movies always have some shit explanation. But the metaphor is basically "we are only monsters because that's how whitey sees us."

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>ITT: we write a Jordan Peele movie, i'll start :
>>a black family
>>thriller / horror element
>>loose racial social commentary

Wow user, such depth and insight. You should be a professional movie critic or something.

>Murder is good when blacks do it

The eternal white roastie. At the same time seethes over other race girls and tries to promote the idea that white men are desirable.

S

>He actually believes in right wing death squads
user, I...

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Wow, that’s some scary spooky shit right here

Jordan, you better takes note

Took a whole country of white men to defeat 1 black man

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Academy award winning. I’m Schlomo Q. Sheckelberg and I’d like to sign you to a three picture deal at my studio.

That’s right ybois. Murder is bad so you better stay away from that shit. Now back in your sheds.

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>treat people like criminals
>they act like criminals

Who would have thought

White people don’t live in sheds, you’re thinking of blacks, the most cucked and subjugated race on earth

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Its not talent, its that he's a POC (black dude) and his movies include themes that TPTB are pushing onto mainstream society/culture.

Not rocket science user, Peele is being played just like the rest of us.

Sorry, I guess cuckshed isn’t the appropriate term these days. I should’ve said cuckabode. Sorry about that little guy.

>white dudes should just sit around with their dicks in theirs hands as white thots all buy into the "fashionable black bf" meme

I think they too realize (too late) that the fad really was just a fad and it's coming to an end, and no self-respecting white man will want them

>loose racial social commentary
>loose
if only

Except for being piss jelly of him for being a holywood director by having no talent and basing his entire career on racebaiting while I'll never make a movie, I can't help but hate his fucking face too.
He looks so fucking smug and arrogant in every single photo or interview, I just want to smash him against a wall.

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I thought she was going to eat the leftovers

No self respecting man wants a white girl period. Best girls are med/balkan/jap girls.

>Writes what OP said with an extra singe.
Wow faggot ,you sure are a great debater ,mark this win on your "online debates wins" wall.

he fielded an army of strong women of color but they lost to the cock, thought that was obvious

OH SHEIT NIGGA DEY TOOK DEY WYGURLZ MONEYS N SHEEEITTTT HAHAHAHAHAHABABAHABAHABABAHABAJABABAHABAHABAHABAAHAHAHAH

at least the word society is applicable to us

I worked in restaurants for years and this doesn't surprise me, black people are notorious for not tipping at all and why wouldn't that extend to literally stealing tips from other tables

A young, black, brilliant, involved-with-a-beautiful-young-blonde-white-girl, theoretical physics professor at Harvard, called Crunk-G, walks to his campus library one day as he has received a message about a new and exciting piece of black feminist literature that has just been stocked there.

He holds open the library door for an elderly black wheelchair bound business professor, (played by your next best supporting actress Oscar nominee), and smiles out one last time into the sunshine of the rather beautiful day, mesmerising by the golden and diverse landscape of the campus and its many multi-ethnic faces.

Crunk-G is unaware that just behind the potted plant, notorious racist and conveniently drunk John Whiteman, on-site security for the campus and ex-cop, (played by Luis Guzman), is watching him with steely, black, and beady red-rimmed eyes. Whiteman is furious at what he perceives to be a classic case of "affirmative action", as he loudly narrates and belches, oblivious to the grimaces of those that pass his stinking, bloated body.

So as Crunk-G remains mesmerised by the diversity, Whiteman approaches, and swiftly tackles Crunk down to the ground. Whiteman nimbly inserts his gun in Crunk's grasp and uses the poor professors arm as a club, beating himself while screaming, "Someone help, the nigger's killing me, he's gonna kill me!", all while Crunk, the poor man, is crying, not only due to the shock of the situation, but also due to Whiteman's awful breath.

Finally, Whiteman retrieves his gun, and lays an impeccably aimed shot directly into Crunk's fast beating heart, grinning mercilessly as a torrent of blood splatters onto his blackened teeth. "Fucking nigger", he sneers.

The scene ends with Whiteman receiving a medal of bravery from President Mumpf, and even the former Theoretical physics professorship post. All seems well until we see Crunk (played by your next best actor Oscar winner), watching from the crowd, face menacing and half-rotted.

Nah, that requires you to be people. The best we can call you is colony.

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Have you ever been posed with the dilemma

>Would you kill one person to save a million

Well that's sort of like this just with larger numbers. Imagine how many lives would be saved by removing 13% of the population. Trick question because most of the 50% are part of the 13% too.
But you still have it wrong. No one talks about murdering darkies, people talk about darkies being shipped back to where they came from. The so called "death squads" are for a very different species. I'll riddle you it and see if you can work it out

>They're 0.2%, but also 1%. They disguise the 50% of the 13% because they don't want the 56% to chimpout. They need the 56% to remain placated in order to fight the 100% of wars orchestrated by the 0.2%, who by coincidence fight in 0% of them. Then when the war is over the only victims anyone remembers are the 0.05% who didn't exist and were made up by the 0.2% to further march towards controlling the 100%. To which nation do I belong?

You're a big brain, right? I'm sure you can work it out lickety split.

What am I looking at?

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Shut up cuck

White man bad white man bad white man bad White man bad white man bad white man bad White man bad white man bad white man bad White man bad white man bad white man bad White man bad white man bad white man bad White man bad white man bad white man bad

Done.

>what if black people weren't the ones responsible for their suffering?

>Go lo
Seen this webm a few times I've never seen that.

>go to Halloween sequel
>everyone enjoys Michael, a white man, murdering other white people
>no Yea Forums white genocide thread
>go to Get Out
>a white family mind controls black people
>/pol/tards act like its about how all white people are evil
>multiple threads bitching about it

White people are disgusting.

Halloween has no references to race whatsoever, the plot of Get Out is centralized on it.

Why cant black producers make stuff without pointing to muh racisms?

Unironic kino

Because part of the entertainment is watching whites squirm.

It has to have the real dark kind of black that make me uncomfortable as a white guy, unlike the normal light skinned blacks you find in most media.

It's easy money and impossible to critisize

That’s the best kind of black that Africans fight over in their racial purity spirals.

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Blacks kill whites at a rate much higher than the other way around

I guess we know who the master race is then.

>whataboutism
>literally not a word
>is a word zoomers use cause they are actually too stupid to know what the real word for this is

>complains about jargon
>uses jargon like zoomers
Please get a sense of reflection, /pol/zoomers

Gang violence in Wakanda

I did not complain about jargon. I noted on a retard using a made up word cause he is too young to know the real word.

He's directed two movies and only one was about a black family.

I've got a good one
>Starring a black Pharaoh
>Ancient ancient Egyptian society is at it's peak with the building of pyramids and etc.
>One day, he meets "aliens" who come to greet him and his people.
>they are all dressed in suits and cannot see their true faces, but they are insist that they are just like them.
>they see the work they've done and the technology they possess, which is beyond 21st-century tier
>They question why they didn't go beyond the stars like they did
>The Pharaoh just tells him that they never did because the planet is good enough for them.
>The "aliens" laugh and proceed to blast him
>the whole movie afterwards it's shown that the aliens invade upon egypt, decimating it's people and literally stealing their technology, sending them back to the stone ages
>At the end, the aliens remove their helmet, they are revealed to be ANCIENT WHYPEEPOLE
>Ancient white man: This area is too harsh to live in, why don't we go way up north instead?

There. Jordan, if you steal this, just know that I'm black as well, and you owe me some gibs.

Every white man should have CCTV footage of blacks committing crime in grocery stores and Chinese people dying on highways and in industrial settings. Make sure to also stock up on infographs about all the jewish owned US companies and all the jewish employees of said companies. This is the only way to fight back against any mention of other races and the potential of losing our illusion of worth.

?

>twilight zone

You should look up what jargon means, retard.

Am I the only guy who likes Peele for his comedy, but finds his work in movies as of so far both disappointingly predictable and tiresomely bland?

Not saying that his comedy is masterclass by any means, but him and Key did some pretty great sketches together.

What is her expression trying to convey?

>black Pharaoh

Not that smart either. Ouch.

It's just weak bait, man.

Only a zoomer could be this retarded wowie. The point of the comment you are replying to is to say I did not complain, I merely pointed out some facts.

Not even black men want black women. Literally the lowest hanging fruit.

>the invisible man by jordan peele
>its a black man
>something about racism

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you got no reading comprehension lmao

they do it because they dont want to raise a kid by themselves

>Peele was born in New York City, the son of Lucinda Williams and Hayward Peele,[6][7] and was raised by his single mother on Manhattan's Upper West Side.[2] His mother is white, and his father is black.[8]
>Mother is white, father is black
>raised by his single mother
Oh no no no no no....

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No you literally complained about him using jargon. Lmao dumbshit

>people treat the invisible man worse when he's in underlighted spots, making him essentially black
huh

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Blacks got btfo by whites in every armed conflict with kill ratios of 10:1

How haven't niggers picked up on that he's half whitey and ousted him?

So? One evil white cult in a movie that has racial themes isn't more significant than the thousands of horror movies with white villains. Michael, Jason, Freddy, Leatherface, the hillbillies from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Somehow though Jordan Peele is bad because his protagonist was black and there were racial undertones?

Guns vs spears wow good job.
Guess that’s changed now that both of you have guns huh.

Speaking of which it’s not looking so good for the US in Mali right now.

>blacks is kangs!
>gets conquered by literally everyone

>Guess that’s changed now that both of you have guns huh.

Oh yeah? Google up the Rhodesian bush wars, faggot.

>takes over your countries regardless
Nothing personnel kiddo

You mean the Rhodesia that doesn’t exist anymore and got rekt from all sides? Kek.

If blacks are the master race why were spears their peak technological accomplishment?

You forgot
>this proves finally to everyone that I am a big thinker

Projection much?

They were blasting away nogs left and right with horrendous kill ratios but had to retreat due to a lack of political support and ressources.

>completely dependent on welfare
>80 average IQ
>black birth rates dropping all over America
>highest rate of abortions

>stops existing
Cool trick ytoids!

A black family beats up a white guy for an hour and twenty minutes while Peele sits in the background sipping whisky and smoking a cigar while wearing a tiny bow tie.

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>Jordan Peele movie
>Loose racial social commentary
>Loose

The entirety of all his movie are racial social commentary. They can't even really be classified as entertainment so much as social activism with a budget and ticket price.

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If whites are the master race how come they think a Chinese invention is the reason they’re great?

I’m Shecklestein P, Brubenberg and I say FUND IT!

Rhodesians do well in other countries while Zimbabwe starves its citizens to death with impotent nigger politics.

Yeah bro same with Wakandans and Dinotopians ;)

Jewyfication of history. Gun powder is only a minor component for why Europeans conquered the earth...and well, whites perfected that technology.

>the skeleton key (2005)
>but the main character is black
>but instead of voodoo its a white doctor doing brain transplants
>and also it's not as good as the skeleton key (2005)

Now you’re bundling the accomplishments of Meds, Balkans, and Slavs. Anglo pls.

poltards are mentally ill

They are all caucasians. More homogenous than all the different nog ethnicities in Africa.

That's the winning move though. They'll always be loyal and loving to you.

Any other chicks will always look for the bigger & better.

You are the poltard if that triggered you

fucking BASED

niggers

No you retard, Caucasians come from the caucus mountains in Central Asia. Meds, Balkans, and Slavs actually have genetic roots in the lands they were born in.

>black family
>meeting family/getting a new house/going on a vaction
>white people be like jokes
>main character notices weird things but ignores them
>everything goes mad during the night
There also needs to be at least 1 scene of the main character just being scared and looking at the camera

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Might as well date an ugly chick...nah, Asians are more based than black girls.

and trannies

His twilight zone reboot has already hit ever check mark for me.

>Racist White guy on plane with Muslims
>Evil Cop that murders a black boy through time and space before going to college
>All straight men turn evil and attack women
>A gun that literally turns you evil and makes you kill people

And Turks initially came from East Asia. Your fucking point is? Might wanna look up migration and how it shifts populations.
Caucasoid is a synonym for Europoid and denotes among others populations in Europe, North America and parts of central Asia . Brainlet.

white devils baka

Germs come from Germany.

peele has so far liked psychological horror centered on bodies

main character is cat bugler with a failed career in academic liberal arts. their day life intersects with lots of people under the boot of modern capitalism

while casing and doing small jobs around a notoriously rich and secluded tech-mogul neighborhood, he begins to uncover an esoteric cult

when he fails to draw attention to the weird shit happening in the neighborhood, he and a team of interesting characters begin to spy with the ultimate plan of disrupting their goals

the cult (pick 1):
had their minds taken over by a rogue AI bent on transforming the world in its image (theme: neoliberalism)

is doing human experiments (like blood boys) to extend their lives - or maybe transferring their minds to robots with mixed success (theme: consuming the poor, transhumanism, singularity)

building a spacecraft or other teleportation device to leave this world behind as its falling apart (theme: denial of ecological destruction and social decay)

building the next generation of successful people by putting children through strange and terrifying rituals (theme: nepotism and elusive paths to success)

----
maybe in this film the main character as an aspirational elite decides to side with the cult and betray the last of his friends. edgy!

>white woman gets cucked by a black woman
>only way she can justify it is by assuming it was racism

Turks and Germans are genetic cousins. As well as mongols and khazars also. Filthy non Europeans the lot of you.

>black family
>yard isn’t filled with garbage
Hollywood is so unrealistic

>the only time a white boy succeeds is when he breaks through the conditioning to discover extradimensional entities pulling humanity's strings

damn.. is he trying to send a message

>rhodesian Bush war was spears vs guns

Get Out revolves around evil whites killing/torturing innocent blacks. The racial thing isn't an undertone, it hammers the viewer so hard it becomes caricatural. Every single whitey in the movie is comicaly evil.

Horror movies you mentioned on the other hand are about evil dude killing other peoole. Race has nothing to do with it. But then again you're a leftypol tranny fishing for yous.

>this entire post
Jesus Christ what the fuck are they doing in american schools

wew lad

Always remarkable to me just how wrong most movies get it. One guy takes a fucking dozen shots and is still alive. That shit must hurt like a bitch in the minutes before you actually die.

SOMEONE FUCKING FUND THIS!

I wonder who could be behind this thread...

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As always, call them out and they crawl out of the woodwork to shriek about how that's not true

Obsessed incel

>it’s the Jews fault the world hates us

This man is obsessed with race and makes money off racism. He has no real interest in bringing people together

>A black family
>They stare forward with huge wet eyes
>Other black people gesticulate like Silent Hill monsters in front of them

CRITICS ARE RAVING: "BLACK KINO IS SUPERIOR. ALL HAIL BLACK KINO."

>white kids super awkward
>white kids are racist bullies
>black kids are child prodigies, act like high IQ adults already
Is this Tyler Perry?

The irony of a house nigger having a better life than a Democrat black-person.

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people get offended by interracial?
im only angry at good looking women who choose small dicked tards, black or white

>I thought she was going to eat the leftovers
Same

The world loves whites. Just niggers don't and to be more precise even that applies mostly to afro american niggers

I didn't say that. I said 'Germs, Guns and Steel' is a unhistoric, oversimplyfying piece with a personal agenda. Aiming to downplay the societal and technological superiority of Europeans that led them to conquer the world.

big think man

So he's if Al Sharpton and Spike Lee had a gay butt baby?

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i fucking hate when people sit on the outside seat and out their purse on the inside one

based nigger doing gods work

>white people bad
>black people good
>the end

>whataboutism
bix nood

Hollywood always keeps at least one divisive, hateful race baiter in their employ.

Spike Lee is old hat and John Singleton is gone. I guess this guy now holds the crown.

Do some black people just sit around all day thinking about whites? Why?

>So?
Do you know what "undertones" means, you dumb nigger?

Black people don't think at all

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didn't Shaka defeat a bunch of bongs one time

>calling whites ugly leeches
>when all the nigs on the street are begging me for change

who was in the wrong here

>he unironically believes he’s european
oh you poor mongol rape baby

He rushed them with a force of 20:1 and subsequently got btfo by a a few hundred injured Bongs who didn't make horrible strategic mistakes. A one hit wonder, really.

there's a planet sized city, and it be painted all white. known as white city, everyone's rich, and the people that built it live in claustrophobic squalor on a habitation ring that surrounds the planet

>Anonymous 05/24/19(Fri)16:15:28 No.115475066▶
> (OP)
>>ITT: we write a Jordan Peele movie, i'll start :
>>>a black family
>>>thriller / horror element
>>>loose racial social commentary
>Wow user, such depth and insight. You should be a professional movie critic or something.

[sarcasm]Great post[/sarcasm]

>stop treating them like criminals
>they act even more criminal

Time to go back.

That's not how crime works, senpai.

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>be me
>be jordan peele fan
>wake up for a nice day of jordan peele movies
>"hmmmm, which jordan peele movie shall i watch today? white man bad black man good, or, black man good white man bad?

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Black family see's ghosts at new rural home. Tries everything to exorcise ghosts. Finally lawyer from the NAACP shows up to sue the ghosts for race crimes. Alternate ending is the ghosts are really the KKK.

Ya I'm sure "systematic racism" causes jakarius to shoot tyqone for his jordans

>dude don't talk to me without my coffee

>black/mixed family or couple
>weird thing are happening (mostly to blacks)
>nigguhwtf.jpg
>freaky-ass white pepo wit dem freaky-ass science fiction.
>black character murders white character with a weapon mostly associated with white culture ie Lacrosse ball Golf club...
>FUCK DA POLICE
>rap music
Jordan noticed that Blacks has no culture beyond rap so he established black representation as direct opposition to white culture.
wew

Niggers are absolutely retarded. Society of disgusting criminal monkeys.

>black man around normal white people
>they do something nice for him like holding the door open for him at the grocery store
>he runs away screaming about KKK members in hoods with burning crosses out to get him
>everyone is confused
>whole film is just vignettes of blacks chimping out at the sight of civil society
>the twist is that all these scenarios are playing out in the head of a mentally ill Jordan Peele as he lies incarcerated in a mental asylum psych ward, rocking back and forth out of fear for the terror of his normal and privileged upbringing in the suburbs

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>whites kill whites at a higher rate than blacks kill whites
What about white on white crime?

Fuck this nigger

Ooh Peele you think so big daddy