TELL ME ABOUT PAUL!!!

TELL ME ABOUT PAUL!!!
HOW DID HE GET A RESERVATION AT DORSIA?!?

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he is not real

>great sea urchin ceviche
Why does Paul pretend to like sea urchin? It tastes like literal ass.

check em

Chequed

>Why does Paul pretend
gee dunno

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how'd i get these digits?

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Try to get reservation way beforehand you wan't to go there

Checked

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A table for two please

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I've heard it tastes like creamy fish and, yeah that sounds awful.

did he really kill those people?
did he really get all those doubles?

that's the entire point of the film, they all have shit taste and are completely delusional

by checking my dubs

Reminder that Bateman is doritos

Perhaps he's wondering why you would keep the glass in your hand,
Instead of drinking a very fine chardonnay.

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Hello Halberstram, nice dubs.

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Was getting dubs part of your plan?

Let's see Paul Allen's card

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Here

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Why did they all look the same except the fag in the bow tie? Anyone notice that?

Dub tape, for taping dubs

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Bret Easton Ellis just wrote a book called White where he talks extensively about American Psycho and its rise in popularity and journey through our culture yet he does not mention dubs even once. Shame on him.

The point of all the food description is that to a tastelet, it all sounds incredibly exotic and expensive, but anyone with any food experience would know that all the dishes would taste terrible and only exist to show off their wealth.

It's the same way that Patrick feels the need to go on long diatribes about the bands he likes, but only listens to incredibly surface level music and makes the most blasé observations. He's not participating in these because he enjoys them, but to show off.

From my understanding, the book goes into deep explanations of what style of clothes everyone is wearing, but it essentially is all mismatched and would look terrible to anyone who recognizes the clothes being talked about.

Is it worth a read?

That's the whole point. Patrick Bateman is desperate to stand out but he is constantly mistaken for other people.

Excellent observation. Also Check 'em

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>call dorsia
>ask for a reservation
>"we don't have an opening for another four months"
>"no problem, give me the earliest available"
>wait four months to brag about it

Agreed

It's interesting. It's not a novel, it's more like a 200 page essay mostly focusd on how American society and culture has shifted over the last 40 years towards what it is now.

How’s Cecelia?

It's a big card

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Yeah, I get that, but the gay guy of the group clearly stuck out amongst all of them(the dorky haircut, the bow tie). Was that his only thing that made him different? Being gay?

i'm really sorry i need to post it youtube.com/watch?v=hQzDeEtbvME

Does Bale knows about the dubs?

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It made him extremely different.

im here for the dubs

Like these?

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Nothing besides AP is worth a read. Ellis is a whiny faggot.

No can do

By then a dozen new yuppie small-plate restaurants will have opened and nobody will give a shit you slummed it up at Dorsia

Sorry friend but I'll have to take my dubs to go.

Not so fast

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No you’ll have to check mine.

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I’ve never noticed how weak Christian Bale’s jawline is. Is he considered handsome? Is there hope for jawlets after all?

Those are some big digits ya got there

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I THINK DORSIA SUCKS

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Fun Fact: Christian Bale was also the singer for Primus

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why would you chop a man to pieces before assuming his identity?

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how else are you going to make a person-suit that looks like him to fool the daywalkers?

very nice

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