Simpsons jokes that couldnt be made today

Lisa: [reading from the pamphlet] The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction.
Selma: Eh, there's plenty more where that came from.

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Sneed

Feed

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lol :)

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The tomacco one. Or the German car one

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have sex

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Is that deens?

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How did the world of Futurama fail at history?
We know what the Minoans did millennia ago, but New New York can't figure out how man landed on the moon, even though the Lunar Lander is still there?

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Lisa: Sneed

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>le ebin sneed and feed lmao XDDD!!

Sneed

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have sneed

Based ironic sneedchad

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Holy shit Sneed is chinese

Not to mention the Fungineers somehow had a canister with that specific episode of the Honeymooners on it.

What's he gonna do next, the flapping sneedy?

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WAH SOH WAH SOH
ME LIKA DA FLIED LICE
ME FRAPPA DICKIE RONG TIMA

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Well this thread turned fucking awful

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more

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keep going

Based and sneedpilled

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first day on Yea Forums?

you're hurting him homer fuck

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what the fuck is going on in this thread

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sneed mostly

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i mean, why is Homer fucking Mr Berns and now his daughter?

wtf the simspnos wouldnt talk like htat?

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They've done an episode about everything else so why not?

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That's what happens at the Fuck and Suck

They haven't done an episode where Chuck buys the Seed and Feed back.

the sneedgineers

this 2bh

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Sneed

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Make fun of sneed all you want, but without it Yea Forums would be nothing

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Cringe

That Simpsons episode where Lisa is worried she might have a big butt.

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what the fuck
where the fuck are the jannies

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>you're the best son
What? I'm not up to date on my simpson porn lore. Does Bart have any brothers?

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Sorry I'm late

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's Fuck and Suck)

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>How did the world of Futurama fail at history?
In Futurama, the Earth is wiped clean twice, by alien invaders. French is a dead language with no available translation, the common cold virus is extinct and written history is full of gaps.

He looks like he's getting sucked here.

>How did the world of Futurama fail at history?
Everything was digitized and then the digital records were wiped out. Twice.

Paper is extremely rare.

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>We know what the Minoans did millennia ago
No, we /think/ we know what they did.
Also what this guy said:

The retards replying to you didn’t understand the scene. The whole point is that it’s a jab at Disney “cleaning up” history to make it more “fun”

WUZ WHALERS N SHEEEIT

“I am the angel of death, the time of purification is at hand.”

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Sneed

I can only masturbate by rubbing my cock in a pillow. By using my hands only,I can't

SAIL THE OCEAN BLUE
AND OUR SAUCY SHIP'S A BEAUTY

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where the FUCK are the jannies? I can't take this much longer

Formerly early.

“I am the angel of feed, the time of seed is at hand.”

Formerly could