Another friday alone

>another friday alone

What are your plans for the evening Yea Forums?

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Having sex

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Watching that webm on repeat while drinking whiskey

Same reason I ever stay home. Making art. Better use of time than, say, stalking someone.

Going out and drinking alone inna pub on lingering remains of hope that I will meet someone

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What kind of art?

i wish my gf was sweet like miss redfield. she's just an angry entitled bitch

Fucking sauce

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My gf is sweet like Ms Redfield, I just wish she was thinner like Ms Redfield.

Charlee Chase

Jesus source please

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Disgusting

thanks m8

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drinking alone

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Killing myself if I don't lose my virginity.

Nah I'll probably just watch some kinos while stuffing my face then fall asleep. My life is so meaningless.

There's more to life than sex dude you just gotta find one

Going to a friend.

didn't this guy get beaten by a cripple?

Same as every Friday, drink, listen to music, shitpost and maybe watch something

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probably get some booze and drink alone in the dark while I shitpost

I'm fairly convinced this nigger has a micro penis.

Isn't that why his gf left him?

How to get a gf like this?

Have a 9.5 incher. Penis size is the only thing that matters to these thots nowadays.

Yes but I saw friends last Saturday, Wednesday and will tomorrow. Going to watch Robinson Crusoe on Mars tonight.

Masturbate over Emilia Clarke pictures and send her proof on Instagram

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Is that possible? I don't have instagram so I don't know.

getting drunk on cheap wine while rewatching Lost

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Yeah, it's pretty much all I use it for

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Post more miss redfields

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Cringey. What do you get out of this?

I was posting what the user asked

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going to ikea to look for a kitchen. after that, watch thor 1 cause she wanted to watch mcu shit...after that, ejaculating on her breasts. a normal friday if you ask me.

bars are the worst place to meet women. unless you like drunk harlots

does she ever see them?

This senpai
My ex hmu, wants to fuck
So I guess I will see where that takes me

>contemplating suicide
>jack off
>stay inside
>cry a lot

They're marked as seen, and she's never blocked me :)
I think she enjoys it at some level

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>they're marked as seen
I don't believe you. Show screenshot

Work

Has Claire Redfie- uh I mean Jordan McEwen been in anything Yea Forums related?

I have a big dick actually. How do you flaunt it around though? I wanna fuck thots dammit.

Gonna watch the new episode of Jojos Bizarre Adventure and play vidya

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It’s not a plan if it has 0% of happening.

haha based psycho

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Going on a date to chick-fill la after getting a blood test.

Watching the finale of S1 of Joe Bob's Last Drive In
What am I, some kinda limp wristed faggot?

This is the worst video ever. You can't possible prove otherwise.

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are you me? i don't think we sholuld do it, user.

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hey everybody this is
LOW

TEST

Doing this

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I'm going to sleep, hopefully I never wake up.

Yes, some BLACKED scenes

don't say that user, keep it up

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Won't that get me banned?

I can't stop thinking about her bros.

Haha at least you don't still daily check your ex's of a year and a half instagram despite not being together for just as long haha

how should I go from here?

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plenty of DUDE and snacks.
You guys got any good fast paced action movies? watched bad boys 2 the other day while high and it was great

bad boys 1 is also good desu, definitely more atmospheric than the 2nd which was already suffering from generic action movie syndrome of its time

Loool what the fuck must be fake

you need help

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It's not, I'm not a bad looking guy so maybe she went through my pictures and decided that maybe I was intense but still have a chance with her if I play my cards right.

Trying this now, you might be on to something

You should send her a message with actual words then

Guys STOP THIS MADNESS

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That's what I'm asking, how should I go from here? I was thinking something like "Hi, my name is this, and I know this Haitian restaurant in Little Armenia where they have some sick Tchaka" and then just go "I'd love to take you there sometime if you'd like"

I'm sending her one every day for 2 the next 2 weeks and then cut off all contact to see if she's worried about me

i might just do that, haven't seen it in ages.
that or the fast and the furious it's gonna be a good night

Going sailing with friends over the weekend. 2 girls and me I already miss my bros :(

She's so pure

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Im going to contact all of my four friends, if they dont want to do anything then
I'll be drinking whiskey, playing stalker and watching that new A24 movie, beneath a silver lake or whatever its called

meanwhile, I'll assrape you're mom

probably shitposting all day at work then going home and getting a round of disc golf in then drinking/vidya before i go fishing tomorrow

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I HAVE TO FUCKING WORK

EVERY FRIDAY

AND THEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW

AND I GO BACK TO WORK

I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE

Some people are looking for wages to become a wagie but can't
It could always be worse but don't take that as you should never stop striving for better

Going on a Techno rave, dancing, drinking and snorting cocaine. Maybe MDMA. Potentially hook up.

try and build up the confidence to talk to a qt ginger but not actually do it.

was.. was she /ourgirl/ all along guys?
I'm legit blown away

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Kek
Wtf

based

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Friday for me is always order pizza day.

Do you do this every Friday?

Hot but I'm pretty sure somebody as famous has social media managers run her profile. Or maybe not, not sure how present she is on there.

Jerking off and crying all night long.

Gonna watch the Matrix Trilogy for the first time now that its on netflix

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Play video games because fuck television and film

watching X-men - days of futures past

Friendly reminder that all you need to do to experience this is get clean, have a fresh haircut/grooming, dress relatively well, get a bit /fit/ (ottermode is more than enough and easily achievable by anyone with just a bit of dedication), and stop hating women.

could you fucking weirdos please stop this shit. and chances are someone else runs their social media, they probably have separate private instagram accounts.

What's an ottermode? Abs but not much else?

Relatively low bf, well defined abs and chest, above-skeleton arms and legs, not a whole lot of work and sacrifices.

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This looks more than enough for girls. I don't know why you'd even go above that.
If ottermode means you get that from swimming only though, that's completely deluded.

i'm going to try and convince this guy i like to hang out with me tonight... please pray for me Yea Forums

>If ottermode means you get that from swimming only though, that's completely deluded.
Not really from swimming, it's just a word to talk about this mode, you'll need to lift some weight to get that.

ah the semen demeanor strikes again!

Alright thanks for clearing it up.

SPOOKY MOVIE NIGHT

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