Character is still single at 25 and doesn't have suicidal thoughts

>character is still single at 25 and doesn't have suicidal thoughts

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Realistically in this situation, how can you voice that you aren't gay to your parents? They must think that by now.

Also why is the frog smoking?

have sex incel

By telling them you bang hookers cus you're incapable of getting with regular girls

Just "accidentally" let them see the porn you jerk off to.

you want to kill yourself because you're single?

Just have sex bro

>caring about what your parents think

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Yes, though it's more to do with the fact I want to start a family but am unable to rather than just wanting a partner
I have hookups some times which is fun but doesn't help in the long term

They probably have no hope since my mental illness guarantees that I'll always be alone.

that's a stupid reason. do you still have parents or siblings who care about you?

One time at a party at my house, someone fucked a girl a left a condom. At some point my parents found it and I am completely safe from gay accusations despite being 30 yo virgin.

They would probably be relieved that you're gay by that point. If I'm still single in two years (i.e. OP's age) I'm going to fake being gay

Yeah my parents still care, I have no siblings though

do you have any idea what killing yourself would do to your parents?

>26 and divorced, every relationship I have tried to form has failed and now I am working in hostels in Budapest fucking 20 year olds that stop talking to me as soon as they leave town
Is this more pathetic?

and get aids to

Yup that's pretty much the only reason why i haven't done it, though I know they are going to get more upset the older I get and realise they won't get grandkids while all of my cousins are in relationships and I'm the odd one out
>divorced
Nah at least at one point you were with someone

They get sad for about a year.

Gays use condoms too you know

that's not a reason to kill yourself. my father killed himself 6 months ago and i found him, now i have to live with that pain and memory for the rest of my life. doing that to your parents would be selfish, pointless and cruel; and they'd be a lot more upset with your being dead than your having no kids

Damn, this comment blew up. Thanks for the gold king stranger!

I wouldn't do that, that lessens my dignity even more and I'm from a family that doesn't look kindly on gays to start with.

Gross.

I have four siblings as well, I kind of want word to get around that I'm straight. But my sister is a lesbian so I don't think people will really believe we have two homosexuals in the family.

A gay virgin is even more worrying than a straight virgin since gays can get it anywhere.

>fucking 20 year olds that stop talking to me as soon as they leave town
>is my Chad behaviour more pathetic?
"No"