>Thankfully, the new Aladdin completely omits the entire fake seduction storyline. Though Jafar (Marwan Kenzari) does wish to become sultan and proposes marriage to Jasmine, she never expresses any other emotion except pure hatred for the man who's stealing her country and hurting her father (Navid Negahban). Instead of attempting to seduce Jafar, Jasmine gives a rousing speech to the guards of Agrabah, including Hakim (Numan Acar), their leader, imploring them to serve the rightful sultan instead of a scheming traitor.
>As you probably remember, the scene in question comes during the climax of the original movie. Jafar has stolen the lamp and used his second wish to become a powerful sorcerer. He tells Genie that he wants to use his final wish to make Jasmine fall "desperately in love" with him. Genie tries to explain that he can't make people fall in love, but Jasmine notices Aladdin sneaking in to steal back the lamp, and decides to play along. She adopts a seductive pose and a smooth voice, flattering Jafar to the point that he calls her "pussycat. Eventually, she kisses him. Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy. Though her ploy worked, her outspoken nature is erased in that moment in favor of her womanly wiles.
Isn't this a slap in the face to all the women throughout history who actually did use their "womanly wiles" and seduction to get things done? Literally how much has history been shaped by clever women who manipulated or influenced powerful men at decisive moments compared to those who just gave "rousing speeches" to rally a few randos?
women know its pathetic that they can only use their sexuality to accomplish things, and thats what they did in the past. so they want male traits and virtues to appear in female characters. feminists are simply jealous
Jose Adams
Girls know it by nature. Boys learn about it irl or through media.
Adam Hughes
>entire fake seduction storyline It was 5 seconds of the film, if these people think that this constitutes a 'storyline' no wonder modern writing is in the garbage.
Camden Thompson
Does the speach work?
Nathaniel Brown
fox grapes etc
Christopher Murphy
>its a huge relief >thats a good thing >heres why >get mad >here's what to think about [x] >we need to [x]
Were journalists always bullshitting, manipulative hacks and we just didn't notice as easily before digital media? Or has the age of digital media allowed more shitty people easier access to the field of journalism?
Elijah Myers
There was even a reason for it, to distract Jafar. The genie was was telling him that he can't make people fall in love and was surprised by what was happening too.
Luis White
Good. Who wants to watch two real life poo skins kissing? I'm gonna stay home and watch the cartoon kek.
Isaac Reed
both, it's always been full of awful people, but online journalism is one of the most cancerous things in history
Dylan Wilson
sexualized? They didn't fuck in the movie, what the hell is wrong with Casey Cipriani, stupid italian cunt
Joseph Cruz
>his peepee didn't get hard watching the original what are ya, fuckin gay?
So where do we sign up for the Disney anti-sex league?
Joseph Murphy
>female """journalists""" yikes
Aiden Campbell
>online journalism is one of the most cancerous things in history
indeed
Asher Butler
>Isn't this a slap in the face to all the women throughout history who actually did use their "womanly wiles" and seduction to get things done? Yeah, basically a form of slut-shaming even if the women made use of an unfair literally antiquated patriarchal system's rules that way to get ahead in life.
James Jenkins
>rightful sultan Why do liberals like Islamic theocracy?
I remember his jaw hitting the floor to the sound of a muted gong.
Chase Parker
OP IS A FAGGOT /thread
Nathaniel Bennett
>implying i click any of their bullshit and am not behind 6 adblockers
I hate you people for free.
Chase Peterson
>Or has the age of digital media allowed more shitty people easier access to the field of journalism? The people behind these articles don't even need to be shitty. You need to write about 8 pages worth of content a day to stay alive in the business as an online journalist, and people like their information quick and easily accessible and only click on stuff they're interested in. That's why clickbait titles exist. You want people to visit your website, stay there for longer than 10 sec and ideally see the ads you put there or click an affiliate link so the companies who bought that advertising space will give you money to pay the rent. And shitty journalism is the only way to eke out a living in a market that's swamped with journalists.
Cameron Scott
>how much has history been shaped by clever women who manipulated or influenced powerful men
Probably way more than we would like to think. Damn
Carson Parker
That's gay.
Jose Diaz
They honestly had to drop the scene. Since they casted a hot as fuck dude as Jafar retards would not understand the scene since hot + hot = good. It's not like Jasmine is a dependent doormat in the animated movie, the fact that she's able to act against her nature for the greater good is a testament to her character. And honestly it's a feminist statement, Jafar view her as a sex toy and that is his downfall. Fucking retards.
>be Justa Grata Honoria, a fucking idiot of historical proportions >hear about Attila the Hun and how he fucks shit up >send him fan mail >he interprets this as a marriage proposal >uses this as an excuse to invade Rome
The absolute worst worst worst though is when the ancient norse came to America and set up life there, then there was some woman who started bullshit among those in charge and thanks to her antics the entire colony went back home to Europe.
Nathan Carter
>Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Joshua Rogers
So I guess there's no chance of Jaffar hypnotizing Jasmine in the new one huh?
Same here, but I didn't recognize what made the sound effect. Thanks!
Charles Rivera
So in the original Jasmine tricks Jafar by using his own lust and in the remake she gives a speech that amounts to nothing? All this "woke" shit is why the film is barely fresh isn't it?
Get woke go broke. The biggest problem with SJW writing is that they don't want to seem problematic, which is impossible. That's why it always sucks.
Justin Reed
>thankfully there is no sex or seduction in this movie >MAY I REMIND YOU SHE WAS 16 literally fox and the grapes
Eli Edwards
reminder that only secular humanists have created the job of journalist and they love the idea of a journalist as the gatekeeper of secular humanism by denouncing some Human rights violations, political scandals and enlightening the plebs
Jacob Adams
>we've confirmed bought tickets So they delete any low scores now, huh?
The only cringe-worthy thing is the existence of this article.
Jayden Parker
Good this a disney movie for little kids
Dylan Roberts
The critics. RT changed the user reviews
Mason Gutierrez
>huge relief Yeah to ugly femcels who think they speak for all of us. I’m getting really fucking sick of hook nosed problem glasses wearing obese cunts erasing our femininity and sexuality.
Connor Peterson
>our So you single?
Samuel Flores
If Jaf could hypno people so easy why not just spellbind jasmine to be his cockslave, impregnate her and become the new Sultan that way?
Grayson Smith
Dumb puritan americans
Benjamin Taylor
>Isn't this a slap in the face to all the women throughout history who actually did use their "womanly wiles" and seduction to get things done? No
Isaac Edwards
It's called an opinion piece you pretentious inbreds
Gabriel Anderson
>who rated it 3.5 stars or higher lmao wtf
John Wright
Feminsists hate women, that's why they want them to become men. They wish women wouldn't exist at all and we all would be equal and they would have a penis they can stroke.
Christopher Collins
Yellow Journalism was a thing at the turn of the 20th century
Christian Barnes
>implying they don't do it now Even career women use it to climb the corporate ladder, dressing sexy to the boss to get promoted. But she'll tell everyone it's her work that has been recognize
Jace Evans
Journalists were always scum, but in olden times there were only so much media out there, so they focused on important things like war propaganda. Now they can propagandize you about literally everything 24/7.
Christopher Carter
I don't blame the journalists, they're just being told what to do. I blame the editors and the higher ups instead.
Pall Mall gazette in Victorian London was the first emergence of true investigative journalism. They exposed a pedophilia scandal amongst the London elites. But they caught a load of flak. Do you want to know why?
Because the way they exposed it was by literally buying and fucking an 11 year old girl through the same channels.
Jayden Rivera
Disney is so fucking retarded. Why would they remove so much from an almost 1 to 1 remake?
Kevin Gutierrez
So can we now call Cleopetra a whore and call all blacks out they worship a black whore?
Nothing in the articke even touches the same subject. Why are rdightwingers always so hyperfatal over anything that offends them?
Brayden Anderson
Would make sense. All this penis envy!
It makes sense but its done out of wrong reasons. Because you cant show a women flirting with a men, even if its a ruse as distraction.
Hudson Morgan
Based
David Lee
>Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy. Would love to hear her thoughts on Muhammad marrying a 6 year old
Daniel Lopez
>She adopts a seductive pose and a smooth voice, flattering Jafar to the point that he calls her "pussycat. Eventually, she kisses him. Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy. Though her ploy worked, her outspoken nature is erased in that moment in favor of her womanly wiles.
Ryder Sanchez
It should be legal to hunt down and execute (((journalists))) in their homes and offices. They should be forced to have to constantly look over their shoulders in fear for their lives.
Luis Harris
Nothing about such behaviour being whorish Only about inappropriate for a 16 year old. Are you actually unable to think rationally? Fucking npc
Oliver Howard
I downloaded the screener and skipped through it and all I see is Jasmine is being an angry unlikeable bitch
Reminder that most lynch mobs were formed due to sensationalist journalism. Most riots in general are caused by sensationalist journalism. Yes, journalists have always been and will always be pieces of shit that deserve a rope.
Camden Roberts
Aren't you an edgy one
Dylan Perez
>Yes, journalists have always been and will always be pieces of shit that deserve a rope. Future christchurch perpetrator right here.
Austin Martin
He shot muslims not journalists you retarded mongoloid.
Isaac Bennett
Film Writer @Bustle. Freelancer around town. Tweets angrily about Jeopardy and House Hunters. Philly girl in NYC. Geek. Traveler. Feminist. Mom.
Christian Ross
>The percentage of users we've confirmed bought tickets for this movie Extreme, but OK. >who rated it 3.5 stars or higher Jesus Christ at least they aren't hiding it anymore.
Nice meme. Find me one single group that has not complained about journalists bullshitting about them.
Colton Perry
Can we talk about how fucking awful & low energy the remade songs are. youtube.com/watch?v=DYxrVBu2_gc they turned my favourite song into hiphop shit. Will smith can't sing for shit. cunt has no power, tone control, vibrato, can't even hit the notes properly & just reverts to spoken word/rap shit for 90% of the song. It has no melody now. he doesn't sing the final build up. it's so obvious that final "meeeeeee" note is cut and pasted from a different recording. I don't even think that's him.
Ayden Morales
are you suggesting women actually USE SEX to get what they want?
Brayden Foster
I didn't say anything the like. You said it should be legal to shoot dissenters if they approve a 16 year old not seducing an old arab sorcerer.
Hudson Jackson
You faggots can say whatever you want, you're just afraid to admit that him and I are right.
Christian Murphy
>favor of her womanly wiles Yeah, calling others npc will helps you. Better start implementing a reading programm than just use of implemented reply databank routines.
Ian Cooper
>Isn't this a slap in the face to all the women throughout history who actually did use their "womanly wiles" and seduction to get things done? What in the fuck are you talking about user. No, no it isn't. Are you saying you're irritated about this because of your concern and respect for women?
Jeremiah Taylor
Remember when Elon Musk suggested creating a Yelp-like website for journalists to make them accountable for the shit they say? Remember how everyone lost thier fucking minds and scattered like roaches under a spotlight? Good times.
2B fair these writers might not pick their headlines. I did proof reading for a local newspaper for a few months this year and the headlines always got changed by the literal faggot editor. Almost everyone I interacted with who wasn't a grunt writer was a huge piece of power tripping shit though.
>Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy. But it's Islamic story is it not
Anthony Long
Olga of Kiev wants a word
Jayden Phillips
Thats a good idea to help to keep a certain standard of journalists. But also its exploitable from both sides too.
Noah Taylor
I didn't say that, this place needs IDs. I'm a lurker.
Jaxson Ward
yeah and 16's the age of consent. muratz were actually marring 6 year olds like their pedo prophet & still do today. They actually toned down the historical accuracy and the jorno faggot is still complaining.
Asher King
This is how RT score has always worked you retards.
Connor Hughes
Get a load of this retard. You didn't have to confirm you bought a ticket until very recently. And of course anybody who paid at the very least ten dollars for a ticket is gonna at least try to like it.
Aaron Murphy
Considering its a movie for kids id say its a good thing. Not that i will allow my kids to watch a movie full of sandniggers but whatever.
>Though her ploy worked, her outspoken nature is erased in that moment in favor of her womanly wiles. Can't it be both? She had to fabricate a ploy and communicate it to others around her, and it fucking worked. Objectivity if you do, toxic masculinity if you don't. This is why films are shit, their hands are tied in endless streams of nonsensical bullshit.
Thomas Garcia
christcucks, not even once
David White
hilarious
she means that she just wants to be told what to do and slapped
Jayden Campbell
>Jafar of all people got metooed
Noah Sanders
you wouldn't fucking exist if it wasn't for the fact your horny retarded parents decided to have sex you stupid retard
Women aren't allowed to be feminine anymore which is killing society and making everyone sad. youtube.com/watch?v=ky4MIftjUDE
Jose Kelly
Where is that conversation from? lol
Bentley Davis
reddit.com/r/niceguys Incels pester women and women shame them like incels deserve.
Ayden White
good
Josiah Hughes
>don't have sex What did they mean by this?
Noah Reed
>indian bitch wears Diablo 3 stuff to cosplay animated arabic princess Why should I care about this garbage?
Eli Rodriguez
This post tells the core of feminism.
Parker Martin
Why are the "opinions" of these random shitheads being paraded around as fact by giant corporations?
Josiah Johnson
His English is off in several places, is he fresh to the US in the last five years, or do americans not notice the difference.
Aiden Lewis
this was the part that actually got me a little mad
Thomas Gomez
Thays not even what happened in the original though, she didnt seduce him, she fooled him into thinking his eish was granted and that the three wishes are spent. This is what allows Allah-Hadin to seize the final wish. In no way shape or form is this reduction? She doesnt make Jafar horny so she can slap him; she lets Jafar believe he succeeded in acheiving a wish that Allah has expressly forbidden, giving him a false sense of control so our noble Jihadi Al can restore the proper relationship between God and man with a wish that coincides with Allah's righteous will
Kevin Hill
Seduction* fuck
Justin Morris
i need to stick my dick in that
Kevin Jones
didn't Jasmine only try this in like one scene as a distraction so Aladdin could try to get the lamp back? it's been well over a decade since I've watched Aladdin so I might be misremembering
Matthew Jenkins
66 minutes of fact and logic won't do anything to the mind of a brainwashed feminist.
Logan Taylor
jasmine is a little whore cunt and is beheaded in the original for talking back to her father
Joshua Gray
Others will overlook your post but I want you to know I noticed it and agree. I kept thinking Lut Gholein and Caldeum the entire fucking time.
Caleb Hill
looks to me like the incels have it worse than the cunts- oh, i mean women- do
Anthony Roberts
She does it to fool Jafar into thinling he broke this rules amd his wish succeeded, so Jafar would thonk he won and the lamp was worthless, while Aladdin went for it and made the remaining wish
Jose Diaz
>Eventually, she kisses him. Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy. The age of consent in ancient Arabia is 18, right?
Jason Miller
>Eventually, she kisses him. Considering that Jasmine is supposed to be 16-years-old, the scene can only be described as cringe-worthy.
Yeah that's probably why both Abu and Iago literally cringe when she kisses him. But excellent observation.
Camden Young
Al-based and greenpilled
Ethan Garcia
>The biggest problem with SJW writing is that they don't want to seem problematic, which is impossible. That's why it always sucks. This
Isaac Foster
Have sex
Nicholas Cruz
B-but it thought SEX GOOD VIOLENCE BAD does this mean SEX BAD VIOLENCE BAD? what the fuck are men supossed to enjoy now ?
Nathan Allen
>let that sink in
Bentley Jenkins
>Isn't this a slap in the face to all the women throughout history who actually did use their "womanly wiles" and seduction to get things done? HOW DARE YOU! Those women were victims.
Oliver Smith
So, instead of doing anything she will ask other men to do something
so heroic
Henry Mitchell
Dilate
Adam Edwards
Based and redpilled
Mason Martin
I don't even remember Jasmine acting like a thot to distract Jaffar
All I remember was Aladdin sneaking up with a dejected genie until the latter made one stupid wish that genie exploited
Gavin Carter
>why bother even having anything bad happen to the main characters? just have 90 minutes of the protagonists living in utopia until it just ends. You're joking, but...
Joshua Scott
and they're incidentally also brave and powerful because they're the only women mentioned in history books
Gabriel Ortiz
This, this right fucking here. Animated Jasmine got shit done. This one sounds like she'd rather get someone else to do it.
Caleb Morgan
Even in the Disney movie Genie SPECIFICALLY says that the rules are made by 'the powers that be' while pointing to the heavens. Its absolutely true that Jafar demands control at such a level that he believes he is above 'that power', and his arrogant belief that he can use a wish to command the very soul of Jasmine, despite that power only belonging to Allah, is what directly and immediately leads to his downfall. Aladdin is quite literally a Jihadi who learns to justly use divine power to defeat a pretender to Allah's will and set the Sultanate free from a godless unholy ruler, earning him the true divine right as agent of Allah (which is what the name Aladdin means) to justly rule Allah's peopls
Caleb Gutierrez
We've always been at war with Eastasia.
Luis Fisher
How is an animated kids movie more ballsy than a live action remake?
Ethan Davis
>How is an animated kids movie more ballsy than a live action remake? It was a different time.
id like to thank colleges for making everyone into sensitive little bitches that can find a problem with the color of a frying pan
Andrew Sanchez
Nobody is going to believe that bitch is 16 now off the soap box ya dumb twat.
Carson Foster
Imagine thinking that a woman actually using her abilities (seduction as a hot woman), is worse than her being a weak useless sexobject that needs the guards to help her.. also I thought it was implied in the original that jafar pretty much has the guards on his side... they arrest alladin for him, not for the sultan
Jace Stewart
Nice expert analysis, I learned a lot.
Wyatt Cruz
Ever hear of a tabloid newspaper zoomie? Know what newspapers even are?
Benjamin Lee
>As you probably remember more like my penis remembers
Levi Cooper
Jasmine is clearly not fucking 16 in this adaptation. Otherwise it could be good.
Chase Reed
>see the ads I haven't seen an ad on the internet in about 15 years
