WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

excuse me, i know i am late to the party, but finally caught this cause its on netflix. the premise always sounded stupid, but i had no idea how stupid this movie truly is. it just got stupider and and stupider as i watched through it, with the ending being the pièce de résistance of stupid. who wrote this? who came up with this story? who decided it was good enough to make a movie out of? how did no one say NO, DONT DO THIS, ITS STUPID, along the way while it was being produced?

i literally cannot fathom a more stupid movie plot. i feel stupider just for having watched it, i really mean that. there are some 'lol thats stupid' movies out there, like ace ventura pet detective and howard the duck, but at least those were comedies. this movie? its absolutely beyond comprehensibly stupid. WHY AND HOW DID THIS FUCKING MOVIE EVER GET MADE?

can we please talk about this steaming pile of stupid? pretty please?

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op is a shoe

>Watch gritier, working-classier, Captain America kung-fu-fight with minions of thinly veiled Ayn Rand and Gant for two hours in a dystopia from a french graphic novel.
Pretty solid pitch in my book.

Carrie Fisher looks terrible there

>working class

Wouldnt they need to work for that?
People like to treat this as a metaphor for the communist world-view but it fails pretty badly at that given that the "poor and downtrodden" are depicted as the parasites here.

For those who haven't seen:
youtube.com/watch?v=jEX52h1TvuA

metacritic.com/movie/snowpiercer

anyone who cant appreciate Snowpiercer are stupid

Race mixing communist jew shit.

Other than the teacher and the abducted poor children working as human machines, you really don't see much of anyone working. You have a non-working underclass, ruled over by a non-working elite. Nobody earned anything, it's just an artificial class divide.... which isn't necessarily classically marxist, because it has nothing to do with the means of production... but it is about class struggle.

basé

daily reminder that she plays in this movie

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Fuck off already netflix shill

this was kino, OP is retarded

You imbecile, the train is falling apart and it's parts are being replaced with child labourers from the underclass... Did you even watch the movie? Taking their kids at the beginning sparked the revolution..

This marxist filmmaker made another movie about class struggle. He is the most marxist one among mainstream director.

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DUDE SNOWPEIRCING IS FUCKING KINO YOUR SUCH A REATRDRD PLEB LIKE STFU ALREADY

Literally google the source material anytime you come across a zany movie title you simp
I really wish Chris Evans would do more odd job roles like this but those days are done and over

Jali and the Chocolate Factory part 2.

>waaah my films doesn't portray my political views
Have sex and go back to /pol/

But you got an Obligarch who made all that shit happen in the first place and just out of the goodness of his heart decided to take some useless cavemen along.

Obviously there isnt enough space or resources for everyone to live in luxury on the train so there isnt really a way to fix the situation aside from making everyone eat insects and live like shit.

If the underclass didnt like the situation the ethical choice for them would have been to jump off instead of destroying it all.

Go back to your leftypol discord

Weirdly enough, the original Belgian comic, Transpierceniege, was a scathing satire of the USSR. The protagonist escapes from KGB - like goons, gets the bourgeois girl he kidnaps killed, and then he meets the conductor... who is a mix of Trotski and Lenin, and he explains that he's not in charge, but a prisoner of the faceless authorities.
He knows the train is slowly failing, and they're all doomed, so the authorities want to keep it all quiet. At the end the train stops and they all die.

And what is that supposed to symbolize? It was just a movie plot-point to have a reveal at the end.

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>implying /pol/ watches anything
Art is art, regardless if its made by a convicted pedophile, an anti Semite, a racist, a leftist etc. If you can't accept that then fuck off

>i can't use my brain, therefore the movie i'm watching is stupid

woawzers

If you succeed revolution without proper alternative changing corrupt system, its just switching power between people.

Chris Evans was almost convinced in the end.But after he saw the child workers, he decided to destroy this whole system completely.

Its telling you whether you have good intention, the revolution is just switching power when the whole system isnt properly reformed.

The film shows the moment when you should give up whole system not just maintaining it and pretend to being hero with justice.

OP if you think the movie sucked, just wait til you see the show.

To add, Chris Evans realized the system cant help but abusing someone to be maintained after he found out child workers.Before that, He was convinced to be leader of the system.

I thought this was crazy at first but it made some really good points. What the fuck.

They overthrow the white man and civilization dies in the process.
There's nothing really anything left to say.

He left children for hope.

Wasn't the other thread enough already? Seek a vagina.

This is the only appropriate response when either /pol/ or /leftypol/ tries to hijack a conversation about art and make it about their bullshit
>Muh middle ground fallacy
No, I have convictions, but this isn't the place for them, and I don't allow them to interfere with the enjoyment and/or criticism of art, like a goddamned adult.

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Yeah it's not too far fetched, some of the stuff is a stretch but a lot of it fits.

Filtered.

You see guards, gardener, cook etc.
There is clearly:
-back of the train : hobo=proletariat
-lower-class : gardener/cook/guards=lumpen prole
middle class: work in service
-upper class: lazy fucks but probably manager also (not seen tho)

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