Alone again, user?
Alone again, user?
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Always, Robert. A bucket of crab legs and a ticket for Godzilla: King of the Monsters, please.
Why yes, Tyrone, I'm coming to see Look Who's Back. Give me a bucket of fried chicken please.
Alrighty then, that’ll be thirty dollars.
>Robert?!
>It's really you
>Why yes user
>But I thought CIA replaced you
>Don't worry user, I took care of him
Nope, I'm here to ask Jules out; two tickets for whatever capeshit's on, rob.
I'm never alone when you're here, Robert
Why do you have to point that out every fucking time Robert? You niggers are all the same arent you.
Robert my man!
Don't worry I have a date to get past the no singles policy she's just meeting up with me later kek
I'll take some crab legs and kino corn for my falcon. Extra butter on both!
I better take a bullet proof vest too. Don't want another incident like the last kinoplex! (Designated shooter missed half the theatre and got escorted to the popcorn mines for 3 months!!)
Hopefully I pass penis inspection in the showers and don't get sent to the manlet pits kek
Can't forget my theatre anvil!
And Robert, big guy! Watch out for those wet floors!!
>mfw I realize there are people like Robert that exist out there in the real world who would do anything to make you happy
Youre a good man, Robert.
>naturally
this is the most based post I have ever seen in my life
I never expected that Continental will fall this low, Robert.
dumb /pol/ poster
based Yea Forums poster
Would Robert go on a date with me so I can avoid the no singles policy?
Here's $36 Roger, keep the change. I know you people don't believe in this practice but I think it's just good manners.
You know what, fuck you Robert. Here I am supporting a local theatre with my hard-earned money which pays your god damn salary and here you are giving me shit for that. Like you always do everything accompanied by a gaggle of close peers and admirers, hmmmm? Yes I’m alone, I don’t need some roastie ruining the kino by constantly asking what’s happening. And I know I can’t bring a male friend because you’ll make gay jokes because that’s what black people do. So yes, here I am, and fuck what you think of me. One king crab legs and a diet Dr. Pepper please.
*Pull out my cc*
Cat caught your tongue, nigger?
The only one who's going to be alone is you at your funeral.
*Shoot the nigger between the eyes*
Naturally
I'd like to speak to your manager.
>implying you're SUPPOSED to go to the movies with someone
Yeah, Rob. All my friends were "coincidentally" busy again. Hopefully this Pikachu movie will cheer me up.
>Roger
I thought we were friends user.
How's the lady friend, Robert?
Gonna be for a while, Robert. I'll take a stromboli and a ticket for John Wick.
we're never alone robert, you'd know that if you had jesus in your heart you godless heathen.
Spearchucking again, nigger?
I had to replace her, user. She couldn't understand the kinos I was bringing her to.
The mods banned me for saying "kike"
>go into kinoplex
>"Where's Robert?"
>"Who's Robert?"
>"You know, the black guy. Always smiling. He's always here at the counter."
>"user, no one by the name of Robert has ever worked here."
Only you can see me, user!
Just downloaded all 70 episodes and two movies of CCS, what am I in for?
Robert was a big guy for him