OH NO NO NO NONO

holy shit how did they let this happen

IS HE ALRIGHT

kek

>I ain't got a gu-gu-gu-good brain

>its real

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The absolute state of this franchise

Terminator 3 just keeps getting better retroactively

HONESTLY THE CAMERON ANNIVERSARY REMASTER OF T2 RELEASED TO THEATERS WAS AMAZING SAW IT TWICE

BUT THIS NEW SHIT LOOKS HORRENDOUS

Abloobloobloo muh movies taken over by womeeeeen! B-but daddy trump said we’d be tired of winning all the time baaaaaaaaaaaaw

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What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.

You'll never pass tranny, sorry

What is that a tranny?

>I drive

What am I supposed to be upset at?

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I HATE IT

>future suicide statistic sees horrendous terminator poster
>first thing it thinks about is the woman and the talking cheeto in the white house
>a deformed woman none the less
can't make this shit up

lol

Is.. is this real?

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mackenzie davis is CUTE and I can't wait to pirate this movie solely for that reason.

OH it's just fan art theterminatorfans.com/proof-that-mackenzie-davis-is-playing-a-terminator/

WHY IS ITS FINGER ON THE TRIGGER. MUH TRIGGER DISCIPLINE

Why does she look retarded? And why did they think some roastie in a tank top is a good portrayal of a dystopian robot apocalypse?

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yes, in the film the newer T models are transgender which is fitting all things considered

nice selfie bro

The Model Low T

>["delet this" in binary]

I miss TSCC

Now add some onions beard

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>["delet this" in non binary]

ftfy

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>make an amazon terminator
>no tiddies
>no ass
>no thick
>dumb face
what a fucking waste

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wait, that's a CHICK?

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watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=KAOdjqyG37A

then watch the trailer. it's hilarious. matches it point for point.

I liked Mexican dark matter terminator.

water terminator police Hitler youth white cop gets parodied a second time by the race of people who emulate him.

Not a new low from genesys asian cop.

ASIAN COP!!!!!!!!!

Is that a man or a woman

The Mexican version of the cop from t2judgementday

All hail the King of Skynet

Ohh, she’s the turbo qt from that Black Mirror episode.

What the fuck? She doesn't even look that bad in the trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=jCyEX6u-Yhs

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FUTURE IS FEMALE

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they got Dylan Roof out of prison for THIS?!?

>*sip* they don't make action movies like this anymore

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Really weird that they are making a PS3 game in 2019.

Holy fucking shit.

Is this an Obama action figure?

don't tell me, this sets up another trilogy
how many times has that been tried now?

I'd like to point out that the production cost for this movie is 300million before marketing

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Cheers to that, sister

*sssip*

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the ending is kino
youtube.com/watch?v=IqITGz-b11s&t=1s

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I have always thought the main issue with 3 was aesthetics. It rarely looks cinematic, exceptions being things like the ending where it is mostly CGI, otherwise it is shot like a 90's action show, Walker Texas Ranger or something.

...

>tencent
huh?

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beautiful and pure

What do you call this body type?

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It's sad how they paid Cameron to have his name attached, and he will pretty much be doing nothing towards it

"oh look a cameron film"

OH NO NO NO NO NOOOO NOO NOOOOOO. Epic photoshop. Put me in the screencap. Based and redpilled and fuck roasties.

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unfortunately only for ugly women

"What your granma sees when you tell her you skipped breakfast today"

OHH JESUS CHRIST, please no, my eyes!

Fucking yes

Shemale

The Calkin

the fucking poop in my mouth and fucking kill me 2 hell I want off this timeline

you're right. looking up the cinematographer, he did aquaman which was deliberately pantomime-stage looking and like polar express and some stuff that makes me think they chose this style for some reason - maybe to not be competing with t2

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>for some reason
to pick up my own point i remember t3 has that cut scene where there's a guy who looks like arnie with a pussy voice and a little guy with arnie's voice etc, and there's lots of other comedy in it. Perhaps the look they went for is 'Verhoeven'

Blessed post

Lmao

>mfw its real

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>it's real
OH NO NO NO

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I hope you're all pretending to be retarded

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Fuck i haven't laughed this hard in weeks, thanks user

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>Morgan Freedman

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She does look like Bee Armitage.

fucking kek

Is this really an official poster? Did some pajeet manage to outshit the X-Men First Class poster disaster?

What's so funny about this?

kek I had a feeling it was a poo

Incels are bad mmkay

What the FUCK went wrong?

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Have babies

Turns out you were gay this whole time. Crazy.

Underrated.

Lmao! Even the series was better

Yikes

fpbp

idgi

>MAKE MY DAY SKYNET

>Tencent productions
LMAO

Shots like this are usually very fast and you don't notice, but this one was very very noticeable.

ZOINKS

3 months on HRT

Spicolian

>warner brothers presents
>From the director that visited set that one time

Except bee armitage is good looking and not like this JUST'd thing

>it's a real non-edited image
oof
What happened to you James?

Model (low) T-1000

>it's real
because you see it on some unofficial fan site?
that poster clearly isn't real
show me where it's been posted officially and I'll believe it

>mfw first realized they're both the same actress

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Nothing wrong with that generic trailer formula, everything depends on context.

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>Nothing wrong with that generic trailer formula
why do people let ((( you ))) dictate everything

I'm just glad to see a kid actor stjll getting work as an adult. He had a rough life. I don't agree with a trans lifestyle, but I am glad to see his transition is going well.

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>liking
>not riking

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Reminds me of making shitty fan posters back in high school and college when the first X-men and Spider-man mivies came out.

What am I dictating?

Put me in the fucking screencap you negroids

It does. They've got an outline for the next two. If this one does well, they may shoot both sequels simultaneously

Dead

yeah but it's far from the only issue

I don't get it. Is this a zoomer thing?

DYKEINATOR

it's fake, you goons

i looked it up, it's real

Ugly

He looks like Fred from Scooby Doo you brainlet

And diverse

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The look-away-or-turn-gay look

fucked up

why do a shaggy quote then?
why not " alright gang lets split up and look for clues!" or something?

>"He"

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Kys

wew lad

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>Fridge lite
>Dried out jerky
>I cut off my tits and all I got was this tank top

I'm not going to lie I'd totally fuck her brains out. That's my favorite body type. Mmmmmm STICC

>what you call this bodytype
>the 17 year old soccer dude with gyno tits

KEK

What gender is that goblin?

AHAHAHAHAHA

Cameronnet keeps sending shittier movies back in time to make us appreciate t3

I would too. Not that much of my type, but she's got a kinda cute face and smile.

The muhkully kulken

looks like Sodapoppin with tits

how bout posting a good reaction image, you turbofaggot?

didn't realize Yea Forums was full of homos
let commenting on attractive woman to straight men

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no

Shaggy Rogers falls in love with Velma Dinkley.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of JINKIES.

OP: youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

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absolutely lynchian

...

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

>Premise is falling in love with someone you'll never be able to fuck
Why didn't Anno think of this? The ultimate "Fuck you!" to waifufags

Not watching this one, just like the fifth one. Salvation wasn't horrible and was even entertaining, but when I heard from literal old ladies that part five sucked, I lost all interest.

FISHES FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!?

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I can't find that image anywhere, so it's got to be fake.

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all.
>She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE OF LOVE.

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just so you know i come back to this video at least once a month, the background music gets me everytime

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kek

>Yea Forums makes another romance anime real
Amazing.

Literal ADHD phoneposting zoomer didn't even read the thing he looked up before going back to playing Fortnite and posting about how great the MCU is

stfu faggot

ULTRA KEK

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Does she have sex in this film?

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T Zero

wait what they're the same????
what the fuck happened to her body?

:3

Christopher Lambert has aged well

I'M IN A DARK THEATER...

MOVE STARTS...

AND I START TO SEE THINGS I RECOGNIZE...

>he
kek

fuck

lol

Well done

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If Terminator 2 released today /pol/ would be also screeching at muh strong womyn

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based triples

If T2 was made today it would be very different from one shot in 1990 and 1991.

I CLAPPED

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if you fapped to her, you're gay

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Kurt Russell looking good for his age

incredible, user. incredible, thank you.

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Holy fucking shit

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I'm actually fucking crying

>James Cameron says it's a direct sequel to Terminator 2.
>No John Conner.
>2 random women instead of John Conner.
>John Conner's mother who is like 70 walking around and fighting the robots from the future.

Sure Cameron... I'll wait until you make the real Terminator 2 sequel.

Too much T

>holy moly

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Cameron will say anything to keep his avatar sequels coming

those reddit blade runner Yea Forums fucks who waifu this bitch are cancer

RUH OH

You're Scooby-Doo'd

My future wife.

Put me in the reddit screencap faggot

Justin Bieber is: The Terminator

i wish this was real

dump phoneposter

thanks for the (you)'s bros

I’m dying

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I want to cum and piss on Shaggy's(female) face and body. I want to shoot thicc white cum all over her and then once my boner goes down I’d like to piss all over her as well, mixing the two fluids making a semi sticky, semi viscous liquid and rub my body all over hers while kissing and grinding and cumming more

this terminating is a hungry business scoob, and there's nothing like a 40 watt range dagwood

"oh you dont like real girls"
serves that faggot cunt right

Stop bullying Mackenzie she doesnt deserve this

TAKBIR