THORNE IN YOUR SIDE (lol get it?) EDITION
WILL BESSIE RETURN THIS THREAD?
THANK THE GODS FOR
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Michael Hill
first for bessie a hot
Henry Fisher
>tfw no Bessie and Umber boy /ss/
Camden Evans
Bessie show tits
Julian Murphy
Maario Naharis
Jack Sanchez
I would still name my daughter Khaleesi or Daenerys.
Better a Dany over Hitler, Stalin or a Mao or a Xitler.
Owen Flores
Reminder Sansa killed the hero of our story who saved her retarded ass from the white walkers and Cersei.
Jaxon Sullivan
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
Luke Powell
it doesn't feel like i've watched an episode until i've watched it with lauren
Jason Green
xth for smiles
Oliver Peterson
Joshua Gutierrez
Who put makeup on that porpoise?
Oliver Roberts
>nephew we are the last remaining Targaryans alive, we must keep the bloodlines pure
Daniel Adams
FUCK OFF REDDIT
Nolan Hall
Maybe Jon should have fucking kissed her
Xavier Smith
roll
Kevin Harris
>Sansa
Is she the worst character this season?
Or Jon the Retarded?
Adam Harris
not watching emotional mess who was obsessed with emilia clarke since she was 13 larissa instead
Sebastian Green
Nice job, Space Pirate.
Brody Miller
Holy shit you beta orbiters went creeping on a girl's social media and begged her to come post from a game of thrones bar stream?
Camden Gonzalez
Hey Bessie can you please say hi to me?
Dylan Price
7 pls, me sleepy
Elijah Gonzalez
Alright lads, she's gonna become one of us
Elijah Bennett
Dylan Butler
And forehead
Camden Allen
I'll vote for Mr. UH DUN WAHNT EHT SHE ESH MUH KWEEN FUCK OFFF GHOOST
Jayden Hernandez
And your son Arthas, I hope
Josiah Wood
Captain Maario naharis
Ian Fisher
HOL UP FOR DA ONE TRUE KANG
Eli Wilson
Sorry green hairfu but youve been dropped. Don't be jealous, you could NEVER match up to bessie..... and her TITS
Elijah Allen
Sansa won
CUNTY Cersei and DIRTY Dany died
As a Sansafag, this was the best possible ending.
BASED D& D were secretly Sansafags all along.
Ryan Gomez
But remember her best line of the season?
>BUT ARYA KILLED THE NIGHT KING
Logan Gonzalez
She said she thinks EMILIA visits here CONFIRMED
Brayden Parker
would jaime’s bastard be a storm or a hill?
Robert Rogers
Please tell me I'm wrong, I hope I'm wrong and you're not a bunch of losers.
Carter Fisher
A feat of incredible heroism greeted with absolutely no celebration or fanfare, as if the characters in the setting shared D&D's lack of interest in supernatural evil.
Hudson Turner
Bessie posted again I got Space Pirate Last time, I'm a 9 man myself
Luis Perry
Dumbfacegirl was always the better of the two.
Liam Morales
I'd pet her dragon if you know what I mean.
John Watson
>o-ok, but do I really have to call you "Aunt Dany" while we're making love, you know it makes me feel weird
Zachary Adams
>tfw Emilia has been coming here for years and has watched Yea Forums go from shitting all over her and calling her Caloreesi to loving her in the last few weeks.
Blake Nguyen
let's see
Logan Ross
>reminder that we never ever got to see storm's end
probably a good think seeing how they butchered just about every single other castle
Angel Barnes
BBBBBBUT THIS IS HOW IT ENDS IN THE BOOKS RIGHT GUYS?
Cope harder d&d
Luis Ward
Yeah, but that's just because she's inherently less unattractive than the other two.
Blake Wood
would this have been a better end for Jon?
Joshua Nguyen
That's not what she said at all. Keep dreaming, incel.
Mason Reed
She does stand by her character's genocide. Very 4channel of her.
Jonathan Ortiz
>I'm sure she knows. Emilia is really funny and seems to have a really good sense of humor about the whole thing. She's as cool/down to earth as people say she is.
Aww. Based Bessie.
Thank you!
Joseph Price
Sansa get on you knees and lick my feet
Eli Gray
>no we really don't, its a shitty terrible dynasty, can I pretend I never heard Bran speak?
James Garcia
I don't care if Tyrion was good or not at his job. What I mean is that I didn't want him to hog the finale when there were many other interesting characters to expand. Tyrion also hasn't really been a character since he killed Tywin and basically became merely an exposition-dumper and plot-advancer. Despite that, the first shot we get after Dany's death (literally the supposed biggest scene in the entire show) is a close up of his ugly mug. Why would you cut to Tyrion and not to Jon? Jon kills Dany and literally disappears from the show for like 20 minutes. Instead there's time for Tyrion to have two scenes with chairs.
Goddamn how I hate the finale.
Ethan Richardson
bessie, I would…
1. Lick the soles of her shoes constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.
2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect ass and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.
3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Bessie. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.
Bessie really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die
You think we are going to scare her off?
Nolan Wright
No
Carson Hughes
BESSIE PLEASE REPLY TO ME AND MAKE MY NIGHT
IM BEGGING PLEASE JUST A MENTION PLEASEEEEEE
Evan Young
Bessie I have a riddle: what’s 13 but also 50?
Robert Turner
>She's as cool/down to earth as people say she is.
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY IS SHE AS PERFECT AS I BUILT HER UP TO BE
Logan Barnes
It was proven the white walkers were literally nothing. Dany was completely unnecessary. All you had to do was kill the Night King with valyrian steel or dragonglass. Fucking Sam Tarly could've done that.
Jace Harris
Cutest psycho!
Elijah Turner
Your double negatives tripped up my smooth brain for a minute :(
Jeremiah Morgan
aaaggghhh...
Nicholas Wright
A more nuanced way of doing it would be Jon knows he's the rightful heir but having been raised as something else, and earning his own leadership role and not enjoying it, he does not want to be King and think it's stupid to get leadership just because of his surname and his parents.
However he is still forced to kill his aunt and become King to stabilise the realm.
But he remains haunted by the people who were killed and his aunt's death and when he tries to compensate the North hates him (Dany gave them revenge you what) and the South accepts it but feel awkward about a tree worshipper. Every night is another nightmare.
In the end he stabilises the realm, births a heir and raises him and abdicates to find some sort of peace beyond the wall.
Lincoln Martinez
anyone else here still /tully/?
I hate how they treated my boy Edmure, I hope he gets his happy ending back at Riverrun with his Freyfu in the books.
Jack Thompson
what if bessie showed us her milkers haha
could you imagine haha
Carson Lee
a baratheon
Ian Reyes
Would have preferred them lezzing out to the bullshit we got d e s u. They think I started watching this series for the plot.
Cameron Miller
Can you rename him King in the North and the South?
Asher Powell
Based and headcannonpilled
Christopher Scott
Based Jorah poster.
John Bailey
we live on riverfriend, we live on
Joshua Perez
not bessie but the answer is millie bobby brown
Logan Gonzalez
Lucas Gomez
I often wonder why there is no love for Blackfish on /got/
Easton Nguyen
The rightful King.
Bentley Reyes
Fuck Dany.
Cersei is the one true one Queen.
Thomas Gomez
sad waste of a great casting choice, he is probably one of the most accurately cast characters in the show
Easton Jackson
Because he was an arsehole to our husbando
Brayden Nelson
Team /Baratheon/ forever and always. Whether Book or TV.
Cameron Long
No one would like her any more because they hang down to her monstrous fupa.
Noah Collins
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Gabriel Rogers
:^)
Nathaniel Morgan
This is so kind of you to say. You truly shouldn't have.
I should have said: I doubt she visits but she knows the internet is wild, and likely knows that this corner of the internet is wild. Even if she doesn't know, SHE KNOWS.
Hiiiii
Also hi!
There was zero begging, just a well timed link (I'm avoiding homework)
I did it all by myself!
you're welcome!
Jack Thomas
>just according to keikaku........
what did he mean by this?
Samuel Miller
the real psycho is anyone who could refuse all that cute
Mason Sullivan
Give me sad Dany
Matthew Brown
Sansa goes with Theon to Meereen. What happens?
Logan Ortiz
roll
Tyler Garcia
They're the only blood claimant to the Throne that aren't a bunch of sisterfucking degenerates like the Targ fucking shits, Blackfyre fucking shits and Lannister fucking shits.
Cooper Miller
>mfw signed the petition but now gonna spam emails from the gas ass website fug me
Evan Clark
BESSIE! are you in college?
Michael Cox
roll
Anthony Wright
are you a good actress if your eyebrows can't lie?
Camden Gonzalez
Pls say hi to me too, I'm not lonely I swear
Kevin Rodriguez
/got/ you are now King Bran the Tyrant (aka Bloodraven) what is the next step in your Master Plan to attain absolute dominance?
Angel Russell
>There was zero begging, just a well timed link (I'm avoiding homework)
GO ON, FETCH THE HOMEWORK STRETCHER
I wish you luck Bessie, I just finished my last homework ever, graduating on Saturday
Also I'm gay and its hilarious seeing the absolute THIRST in these threads lmao
Lincoln Peterson
Before or after the dick chop? Answer is 3way/threesome either way but more creative after. Theon deserved 2 chicks at once.
Xavier Powell
Bessie can you say good night to me? I'm tired and it would help me sleep
Nathaniel Harris
Yeah, I'm in grad school full time! Hence the flexible schedule that let's me travel.
Elijah Torres
Hey Bessie what do you think of Cersei? Do you think she's best girl?
Isaiah Young
honestly I don't see why so many people have a problem with bronn getting highgarden
it's really not that much of an upgrade from castle stokeworth
Caleb Perry
based loras
Wyatt Nguyen
>Theon deserved 2 chicks at once.
No he didnt
Jack Edwards
I just wish they'd given her more to do. Lena is a great actress and they just have her standing there.
Hudson Diaz
Theon has the most weird looking actor. It's like, he fits perfectly as Reek and cockless Theon but its hard to imagine him as turbochad Theon.
Evan Taylor
What else would she do you idiot?
Jeremiah James
AHEM
Easton Gray
Should've been dead since Season 6.
Adrian Gomez
she's to nice for this website bros
Also you should start using a tripcode Yea Forums.org/faq#trip
Colton Fisher
Hi! dtf? i'm trans tho
James Fisher
Dany was not a threat to ayra and Sansa.
Julian Fisher
Colonize the North that is now vast and empty, starting with rebuilding the Night's Watch with my own troops. Ask Sansa where is Jon and pretend to be concerned when it seems he broke his oath. Eventually bring her back into the kingdom by marriage. In honor of this renewed seven kingdoms Weirwoods get planted everywhere. Weirwoods signify peace in the new realm. Send as many Iron Islands as I can on pointless voyages west of westeros. Bring Drogon under my control of course as soon as possible.
Jeremiah Jackson
more dialouge, she's a schemer but her best plans this season were explained through other characters like qyburn
Aaron James
We know TV Faith of Seven suddenly became anti-homo but what do Book Gods say about homosex?
Kayden Lee
please don't encourage tripfags
Levi Mitchell
based
Nathaniel Perry
I feel bad for him because he's an amazing actor but he literally got his role as the villain in John Wick because "[we] needed someone who looks like a prick"
He'll never have leading roles simply because he looks sort of off
Michael Richardson
I got around to watching the final episode tonight and I really can’t believe how bad it was. So many odd and terrible decisions
Why was everything so comedic and ironic after Danny is fucking killed?
Why did drogon not kill Jon?
Why did the Hollywood hack writers decide to jack themselves off by having their mouth piece Tyrion day that it was only the stories we told along the way that truly matter?
Why did Sam look right into the camera and say ‘a song of ice and fire, nice title don’t you think?’
Why was bron on the small council?
Why did the unsullied and Dothraki just leave?
Why was grey worm ok with Jon walking free after murdering the only thing he had left to care about, and was fanatically loyal to?
Why wasn’t everything shot so flatly, like history channels Vikings?
Why was, after 8 seasons of politicking, betrayals and battles, the fate of the entire continent decided by characters we had never seen before?
Why was the south no longer to be ruled by blood but the north is?
Why did no one seem to really speak to each other at all?
Where did all the time go? So many scenes used on nothing.
I think this was the worst way they could have closed it out. Truly a rushed mess.
Brody King
It's because she'll never be queen in the books. I'd bet my life that Cersei will pull a stunt similar to blowing up the sept, but instead of being rewarded for such a retarded move, she'll send the city into political turmoil where Aegon will swoop in and take the city, along with the love of its denizens. She'll either die, become a prisoner, or be on the run.
Ryder Brooks
He's cute
Jack Turner
Based man-woman
Parker Thomas
dany was a threat to anyone who didn't accept her rule and/or disobeyed her
Mason Hall
I personally believe people who namefag/tripfag for no actual reason are the scum of planet earth. But trips are useful such as in the case of bessie who needs to post a timestamp every time she speaks
John Ross
mtf or ftm?
Xavier Garcia
Who is objectively the most based family?
>Baratheon
Strong contendership, they're all pretty based
>Bolton
100% of the boltons we have seen were absolutely based and redpilled
>Stark
they used to be based until infected by Arryn honorfagitis and Tully fucking shits
>Tully
only have two good members
>Targaryen
Fucking shits, egg and aemon are the only good ones
>Lannister
Literally all based except the retard lancel
>Arryn
Bunch of arseholes in the eyrie
>Greyjoy
bunch of total fucking losers and brainlets and incestuous pedos yet said brainlets and pedos manage to be quite based
>Tyrell
Willas is a bitch ass nigga and Garlan the gallant, more like garlan the gaylant. Loras is cool though. Olenna is cringe
>Martell
lame
Bolton is a very strong showing but there are like only two of them so their 100% based rate is less impressive than the Baratheon and Lannister chads. The Lannisters have a lot of gay and cringe little cousins so I think Baratheons take the most based house award pretty easily.
Oliver Bailey
this kills /got/
Sebastian Martinez
Salsa had no problem with Jon bending the knee before, so what changes?
Ethan Reyes
Only like 100 wildlings at most were left, if that. They should have stayed in the gift.
Luke Phillips
that's because the show writers are fucking lazy idiots
Connor Sanders
the shows over what does it matter
Austin Turner
>no dragon hitler gf
>no blessed tits gf
why live?
Connor Torres
there should be an instant permaban mod bot for people who posts this long in this format
Chase Murphy
>Send Ironborn West
Pocahontas suddenly got a lot darker but it's okay we'll make a movie about Yara falling in love with a chieftain's daughter and the two helping coloniser and natives come to a understanding. They'll be a talking tree and talking animals too.
Brandon Fisher
But it's so fun to awkwardly write this shitty timestamp out every time!
Holy shit, CONGRATULATIONS!!! That's so exciting! I have summer classes right now, so I'm very jealous, but so happy you're all done. I hope you're off to something good next!
Hi! HI!
Sleep tight, lil one!
I actually do really love Cersei. I'm on a panel at Con of Thrones this year talking about how much I love the villains of the show, though Jon is my favorite. Which is obvious, thanks to the dumbest tattoo.
Tyler Bennett
>Noooo you can't have fun, only post the same 20 memes every thread!
kys
Leo Watson
ftmtf soon tm again
Alexander Ross
In the books, Faith of the Seven and R'hllor are both against homosex. Renly and Loras aren't fucking twinks, you wouldn't be able to tell they're gay and its only a rumor known by few, not the shit we got in the show.
Christian Gonzalez
Well their loss. Bran should begin claiming Brandon's gift as soon as possible
Camden Johnson
You're right mate. Apologies.
I forgot to add House Une, which obviously takes the crown.
All is fixed
Daniel Cruz
>Renly and Loras aren't fucking twinks,
I get triggered the most by this
Cooper Edwards
I find it sort of Ironic how GRRM tried to make his audience not like the baratheons.
Jason Hall
>what changes
gee, I dunno
Hunter Green
This is the right answer.
Brody Gray
i miss him bros
Adrian Hughes
Yes magic trees and animals are all friends of humanity and king Bran. They must be trusted. Also the Ironborn were made for manifest destiny
Caleb Brown
>Why did drogon not kill Jon?
pic related
Grayson Gray
You just know that because of this Dany
spindoctor poster, Yea Forums will be all over Daenerys in a year and everybody will praise her how she was the best thing in GOT and how everybody misses her.
Nathaniel Robinson
how does it feel like being so involved with the show that you can't shittalk about how bad s8 was?
Cooper Ortiz
>I hope you're off to something good next!
IM OFF TO FIND THE BLOODY BREASTPLATE STRETCHER!
Actually I'm hoping to get work at a production company before too long, so hopefully I can shitpost on Yea Forums from a live set.
You're a gem, thanks; hope you kick butt in your summer classes.
Wyatt Flores
The best way to understand it is that Bran does become King in the book but the TV wrote him out and ignored to the point they didn't know how to or have enough time to slide him into power beyond some pointlessly, inspiring speech and a rigged council. How many votes did Starks have?
Similar happening with Dany. They had to make her insane, did it badly.
Dominic Anderson
>Why was everything so comedic and ironic after Danny is fucking killed?
that's all they know how to do with meme dwarf
>Why did drogon not kill Jon?
pic related
>Why did the Hollywood hack writers decide to jack themselves off by having their mouth piece Tyrion day that it was only the stories we told along the way that truly matter?
the real game of thrones was the friends we made along the way
>Why did Sam look right into the camera and say ‘a song of ice and fire, nice title don’t you think?’
see above
>Why was bron on the small council?
Q scores
>Why did the unsullied and Dothraki just leave?
showing them getting physically removed by the westerosi might not be very PC
>Why was grey worm ok with Jon walking free after murdering the only thing he had left to care about, and was fanatically loyal to?
plot armour
>Why was, after 8 seasons of politicking, betrayals and battles, the fate of the entire continent decided by characters we had never seen before?
unnamed lords #1 and #2 are of great significance to the plot
>Why was the south no longer to be ruled by blood but the north is?
nepotism
>Why did no one seem to really speak to each other at all?
NO TIME
>Where did all the time go? So many scenes used on nothing.
NO TIME :DDD
Wyatt Hughes
the dabids are lenafags, that’s why we got stuck with smirking wine aunt for two extra seasons.
Daniel Martinez
Greyjoys are objectively the most based house. They are a house comprised solely of mega autists whose each member manages to be more ridiculous than the last. If that isn't based, idk what is.
Leo Phillips
Yes she saved sansa’s Retarded ass from Cersei.
Lincoln Green
>in the books Loras is a chad knight and grieves heavily for his lost love, swearing vengeance for renly
>in the show he fucks another guy like the next week and goes to court for being an obvious effeminate fag
It hurts
Xavier Brooks
post tatto
Camden Phillips
Thank you, Bessie, good luck in school and good night.
Brayden Ramirez
>Sansa had no problem with Jon bending the knee
She fucking did though, did you miss her convo with littlefinger in season 7 about it and with Jon in episode 1?
Colton Bell
guys this can't be /ourgal/ ...........
Caleb Smith
Yeah I'm really surprised that didnt get more shit. His actor isn't even gay, he's just hamming it up as the faggiest dude ever, its kind of obnoxious.
Jackson Butler
By all accounts Lancel's mother was a decent person and Robert has little right to criticise anyone for being fat
Isaiah Parker
>con of thrones
>only Sam shows up
Alexander Lopez
Is it a life size tat?
Tyler James
just turn your brain off
David Murphy
>Gurm didn't finish the books in time so dabid had to make shit up on the fly which he is too stupid for
>we never got more michael mcelhatton as roose and we never got the reveal that he is a creepy vampire fucker
AGGHHH
Jack Howard
what will she do after x-men?
Connor Myers
Why is there a /got/ thread still he-
Oh orbiters
David Harris
Fatman is going to some convention in New Zealand in the summer of 2020. Do you think he'll be done with Winds by then? Will the show being over finally motivate his ass?
>But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done.
Jose Morales
yeah i think so. she's the same size as wunwun
Joshua Johnson
>that stubble
Hnnnnnnnngggggggg
Ryan Garcia
AHDUN WANTEH
Camden Perez
there is a documentary on the making of GoT that airs on sunday
calm down
Elijah Jackson
Based and fujopilled.
Clearly.
Joshua Bell
the actor for Loras is a confirmed bookfag who apparently fought the writers about the s5 script, same with barristans actor
two of the most fucked over characters were two who actually cared about their roles
Jackson Brown
>Baratheons
The GOAT of all houses. Literally deserve the Throne for their role in liberating Westeros from Valyrian filth like the Targaryens.
>Bolton
Roose was good, Ramsay is an edgelord with plot armor.
>Stark
Pretty good, as you said, up until Ned.
>Tully
Edmure and Blackfish are alright.
>Targaryen
Terrible, their only claim to power is magical superpowered nukes. When they actually rule, they're idiotic prophecy-obsessed idiots or literally fucking unhinged crazy.
>Lannister
Well, Tyrion, Jaime and Cersei were fucking retarded in the show. Tywin was based. Book Jaime is pretty based . They get props for being one of the houses that resisted (((Valyrian))) occupation.
>Arryn
They exist.
>Greyjoy
Show Euron is the only entertaining one, otherwise the Red Kraken is pretty based, but the current generation is stupid.
>Tyrell
They're alright, but Olenna is reddit and has no claim to neither the Tyrell name nor to Highgarden. She's a Redwyne.
>Martell
They're supposed to be master planners in the books, in the show they're just extras. I just wish they were portrayed well because the actors for Oberyn, Doran and Unidentified Lord Martell are all pretty good.
Jace Reyes
no homo, I would pick the two dudes over the three trannies
Samuel Jones
why are you complaining to us of all people? /Alita/ is two doors down to the left, its just a fucking weird cult following in there. not sure how thats allowed
Connor Hernandez
>fassbender developing a kino mature hairline
>Chadavoy starting to grey a bit, looks cool
>taylor swift looking absolutely destroyed at the age of like 17
>sophie is an old woman
Men win again
Josiah Ortiz
Who are the two blondes?
Zachary Harris
you cool Bessie
Justin Watson
hanging on her every word
Charles Martin
If I'm not wrong, the Sparrows don't even have Loras in the books? He's off sieging Dragonstone?
Kevin Gomez
i complained about this thread to my bros in several others threads
Isaiah Wilson
>inb4 bovine bessie starts begging Yea Forums for money
Joshua Jackson
I made you this graduation gift! (but i'm not including a timestamp, just know that no one but me would make this)
Nathan Martinez
Is arryn the most irrelevant great house? Do they even have any POV characters?
Carson Jones
that one jonas brother
Lincoln Walker
>fassbender developing a kino mature hairline
plugs
”developing”
Chase Young
I remember an old interview where loras said when he read the script for one of the season finales (5 or 6) he threw the script across the room
Zachary Phillips
Yeah. I think he gets injured in the sieges too.
Jose Watson
sophie turner and taylor swift
are you daft?
Dominic Anderson
based and accurate-pilled
Grayson Phillips
>Two good Tullies
Whose the second? First has to be Blackfish, right?
Anthony Ross
Radmure, you shit.
Angel Gonzalez
Neither do the T*rells, or the baratheons
Parker Wright
if he got plugs his hairline wouldn't be that high and receding you fool. Plugs dont give you less hair
Elijah Peterson
So in the show it's more realistic about how gays are.
Owen Brown
they look like trannies. I’m amazed you could id them
Jeremiah Miller
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER POSTS
Chase Ross
>Valyrian filth like the Targaryens.
baratheons literally have targaryen blood which is the reason they are even partially based
William Walker
He got plugs or a transplant on top and at the crown, not the sides.
Angel Myers
Bronn was on the small council because he was an incredibly powerful lord, and when your one of those you can force your way on because it's easier for the crown to keep you content. Same reason Mace got on.
IF you want to point out a plot flaw it's the fact that he was able to become Lord of Highgarden without the other Reach houses taking him down.
Lucas Bailey
Cersei is mentally scheming (i forget why exactly) on how to get rid of Loras when he suddenly volunteers to renew the Crown's assault/siege of Stannis' Dragonstone.
He is badly burned by boiling oil leading an assault on the castle and is currently clinging to life.
Owen Sanchez
What is your opinion on the role of Jews in communism?
Benjamin Smith
I laughed so hard at her
Levi Peterson
>Why was, after 8 seasons of politicking, betrayals and battles, the fate of the entire continent decided by characters we had never seen before?
If this was Seasons 1-4 we'd have known all about Une, Unnamed Lord #1, Unnamed Lord #2 and Unidentified Martell, what their motivations are, and what their stakes in all of this is. We'd be invested in Gendry's plot arc and have had an entire arc of him off in the Stormlands, gaining the loyalty of Une and Unnamed Lord #2. Instead all of this shit was thrown off-screen for the show to focus on She's mah kween, I duhn wanneet and the boring lot of Dany acting smart and Cersei looking smugly out a balcony.
Leo Davis
The reason the Baratheons are based is because they cave in the chests of Targaryen fucking scum like yourself
Charles Martinez
Thanks. Been a while since I've read the books. I remember him being fucked up somehow.
Joshua Wilson
Let's be fair here, Taylor's a bigger gril than she used to be
Grayson Hill
Its the Durrandon blood that makes them what they are though. They're literally descended from a guy who KILLED A GOD and TOOK HIS DAUGHTER AS A WIFE. Baratheons are basically just renamed Durrandons.
Baratheons/Durrandons are fucking CHADS.
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Hunter King
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS
Adrian Lopez
theres no way in 7 hells that miserable band of misfits on the small council are going to be able to keep the realm together
i have comfort in knowing there will be total chaos within a few years
Brayden Fisher
why oh why do highly wealthy celeb women often have TERRIBLE mani/pedis
Carson Morgan
Isn't it implied Qyburn's gonna do some shit to him to keep him "alive"?
Joshua Morgan
Dragonet rider genders when?
Hudson Richardson
Love their style anyone know the artist?
Juan Hernandez
That's like the opposite extreme, looks like fucking Gondolin
Joseph Collins
kek
Elijah Walker
Reminder Bronn named his fat wife's rapebabby Tyrion just to fuck with Tyrion
Juan Bailey
This fake enthusiasm is hilarious to me.
BHAHAHAHA
William Robinson
typical weeb #104531
Jace Walker
Xavier Reyes
k
James Scott
LORD SNOW
Daniel Howard
>Baratheons
complete chads, they all can be fucking stupid tho
>Boltons
Roose is one the most interesting characters in the books, the entire house is so cunning, love it
>Starks
They make for good protagonists,Ned and Robb are the best
>Tully
male Tullys are all based, one of my favorite houses, I wish Edmure and Blackfish were focused on more
>targs
old targs were good, new targs fucking suck
>Arryn
Jon was based but nothing after that, cool house they are just kinda under the control of littlefinger the whole time
>Greyjoys
complete and utter retards, but they're badass
>Tyrells
out of all the houses they seem to actually be a well functioning family every other house has some sort of infighting or does some retarded shit that gets everyone killed
>Lannister
Went to shit after Tywin and Kevan died, they knew what they were doing when it came to securing the house legacy, twyins kids can't do shit
>Martell
Oberyen and Doran are great in both books and shoe, the kids are pretty annoying tho
Nolan Morales
So since it never comes up, was Jon weirded out at all by the incest?
Was the real reason he didn't kiss Dany back because of the execution he just witnessed also killed his boner?
Parker Gray
post this as a regular thread u won't
Ryan Long
>dany let’s jon talk to Tyrion into killing her
Luke Ortiz
Bara is word for a pond in Serbian, I was a little confused when Edd discovering her and giving her some sort of importance because of that name
Caleb Turner
>old targs were good
yikes
Isaiah Taylor
BARA?!
GODS IS THAT HOW THEY WRITE OF THEIR KING?!
Xavier Turner
It's... implied that it's the incest? They apparently talked about it in a longer version of the conversation they have in ep 2 and D&D cut it out, lmao
Jackson James
Aegon and his sister were based
Anthony Cruz
Bronn got in because a major house was dead, his patron was still alive and raised him to such a position.
However. If the Florents, Hightowers or any number of Noble Houses are around he's going to be treated worse than Littlefinger.
Christopher Foster
Their grandmother being a Targaryen means jack shit for them. They have some relation with the Lannisters too, all great houses are related in some way.
Oliver Martin
Y'all niggas talking about Bessie's tits but have you seen her feet game?
Christian Nelson
He was still timid before Varys was killed
Cooper Mitchell
>lmao i have these fucking nukes that no one else does its a big achievement that me, a person with nukes, is capable of conquering people who are without these weapons and anything to counter them
"no"
Luis Hill
>implying she has feet
>implying they aren't hooves
Anthony Reyes
>blocks your path
Matthew Moore
thats fine and i mostly agree but the part you missed is that the tiny amount of targaryen blood is what gives them their strength, power and charisma. without it they would just be greyjoys lol
Colton Cooper
Not sure. Show implies it made him uncomfortable however the other Great Houses had incest. I think Tywin married his couisin.
It's just that the laws there don't call it incest unless between sister and brother.
Gavin Clark
It's the incest. He was acting weird before she snapped.
Austin Smith
Jon should has rallied dany on the iron throne
Michael Diaz
Prophecy-obsessed idiot.
That's objectively wrong though. See Its all about the Durrandon blood.
Ian Morales
t. Rhaegar
Blake Wright
Name literally one Targaryen who is describes as a gigachad like the Baras instead of ottermode fags
Owen Flores
jaeherys and alysanne were the last good monarchs
Even Egg was a bust
Oliver Martin
>I think Tywin married his couisin.
This just confirms Lanniscucks as nu-Targshit equivalents.
Jeremiah Morales
That's not Ghaegar thats egg
Sebastian Cook
Give me dubs so I can work for Darth Maul.
James Cox
>nuking niggers
based
William Rodriguez
>I think Tywin married his couisin.
This explains why joff was mad
Jack Moore
Still were sisterfuckers.
Egg was prophecy obsessed, which is what fucked over Aerys. Well Egg and Jahaerys II, who literally forced Aerys to marry his sister in an unloving marriage to continue the "proud" sisterfucking tradition and give birth to the "prince who was promised"
Nolan Evans
Which is possibly a lie to throw off Cersei.
Jonathan Young
What are you more hyped for, Amazon's LOTR series or Villeneuve's Dune movie?
James Allen
Maegor
Eli Kelly
>The She-Wolves of Winterfell
>The Village Hero
>The Sellsword
>The Champion
>The Kingsguard
>The Lord Commander
>tfw you will never get any of these instalments because after finishing TWoW gurm will be forced at gunpoint to start ADoS
i'd much rather see a completed tales of dunk and egg series rather than get 20% of ados to be honest
Jason Peterson
Thoughts on Mauler?
Evan Butler
Same
Carter Roberts
i never caught that point.
interesting if true.
Angel Moore
His star wars shit is pretty dumb and reactionary but I enjoyed his takes on this season. I really think the standard is so low that you can listen to pretty much anyone bitch about anything related to it and feel good.
Chase Morgan
So in the end, what was Bran's tax policy?
Christian Cooper
>one of the seven kingdoms was sold to a sellsword in an inn in winterfell
Austin Ramirez
Hill since Westeros is patriarchal.
Parker King
It would be a Snow because it was conceived in the North
Nolan Jackson
penis reaction faces?
Jackson Mitchell
Not necessarily
Jon was believed to have been born from a whore in the Vale region, yet he isn't Jon Stone
It can be named after the parent's home if it gets taken in
Zachary Fisher
its really based off of where the kid is from, so if jaime's bastard is raised in the crown lands he will actually be a waters.
Ian Hughes
It's true - the stories don't match what we know of dragonstone, Loras, or the sword tommen gave him. Also, one of cersei's handmaids is admonished for providing her info on the matter, some of which is totally different to the official story
Mason Cox
So if Loras is okay then that means Marg has a secret King's guard in her pocket. Can you call for a trial by combat after the trial hasn't gone your way?
James Edwards
BESSIE
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Wyatt James
Bran mentions Jon's bastard name would be Sand since he was conceived in Dorne
Christopher Bell
autistic fool who repeats himself over and over en lieu of content.
Easton Wood
eceleb trash like the rest them
Colton Robinson
I'm starting to rewatch the series
>that scene in the first ep with jamie and tyrion in the whore house
kek, the show has always had this comedic relief everywhere.
Ryan Nguyen
I want to white knight Bessie but don't know how to?
Eli Cooper
>that dany body
HOLY FUCK. WHY DID THEY STOP THIS?!
Michael Brooks
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Samuel Richardson
Loras loses his lover but becomes a Kingsguard which is kind of ideal since he can be a fighter and excuse himself out of having a son. Not that that stopped Jamie.
Problem is, in the show, Willas disappeared meaning it would be no reason for Tyrells to let Loras become a celibate guard.
Lincoln Morgan
Also Lancel in the TV was not impressive. The Faith Militant is actually militant. They are comparable to the Knight Templar and comprised of Knights who wear armour not rags.
They had more more force and were more of a threat since they had a literal private, fanatical army.
Let's not even get started on what they did to Euron.
Caleb Lee
What are the foreshadowings for Dany to come to Westeros?
She has to go to Asshai, whats next after that?
Luke Martinez
>watch Euron's introduction
>I am the storm, brother
>holy fuck they're actually doing it right
>next episode
>finger in the BUM!?????
>never mind
Josiah Ramirez
haha i watch youtube videos too haha
Jose Myers
they couldnt even give him a fucking eye patch
Austin Sullivan
pleb, read the book
Blake Ortiz
why? it doesn't have nor will it ever have an ending
Lucas Young
Book? You mean the BookS? I've read those. But I've also watched the youtube video you directly lifted that sequence of events from haha lol XD
Cameron Reyes
In many ways, the phantom pain of the story is the story
The dream of spring is our dream of spring
Or so i cope
Tyler Reyes
There is gonna be books written about just how bad THIS SEASON of THIS SHOW was written.
Elijah Morris
literally what are you talking about user. and quit with the XD it's nearly the 20's. There are just some things we need to leave behind.
Juan Harris
A dream of spring
Christopher Fisher
Why are you pretending you didn't steal the exact sequence from a popular youtuber? Exact wording and everything. You're not fooling me. I watched the same video you cunt, XD you just got blownt he fuck out again hahah XD
Angel Roberts
user, you really, really do need to just have sex and stop watching that eceleb shite
Asher Diaz
>he says, ironically
Ryan Fisher
bessie please... just a crumb of titty...
Parker Howard
Tyrion did it in the middle of his trial for joffreys death, so yea
Carson King
Will this be the plebians excuse forever?
Chase Phillips
>literally the entire series we're told the smallfolk are fucking useless shitheads who don't matter
>Dany the only one who seems to genuinely care about the common folk
>goes as far as to lock up her own children for years after one of them killed some goat hearders kid
>suddenly starts killing civilians despite never showing any tendencies to commit such atrocities
>the audience is supposed to give a shit about the plebs and see Dany as the villain
What the fuck? dany goes from being the one of the few who doesn't outright disdain commonfolk to literally hitler in one episode? and suddenly all the other characters give a shit about civilian casualties in their wars?
Also, why do the other kingdoms think they have the moral high ground? it was the nothermen and Knights of the Vale who were doing all the looting and raping, and they only did it under Danys orders, openly ignoring Jon and Davos.
Anthony Fisher
shame about that face though
Jose Hughes
Radmure did. He cared. And he got SHOT DOWN by that CUNT SANSA.
Camden Kelly
lmao this image is gold. That hair, those banners, that scene, those tears
Easton Davis
sit down uncle
Asher Parker
Grayson Adams
And have sex
Luis Lewis
don't forget to stumble before sitting down
Grayson Long
>reposting images from reddit
John Ross
>despite never showing any tendencies to commit such atrocities
she started 3 civil wars that resulted in thousands dead from starvation, sickness and well, war. You would have to be deluded to think she hasn't committed any atrocities.
Gavin Bailey
The fucking eyebrows...
Carson Taylor
not him but how do you know it's from reddit, dumb frogposter?
Dominic White
AAAAAAAAHHHH
that jonas nigger better not break her heart
Jason Diaz
>say not that user
>i actually am that user
Jose Moore
>she hasn't committed any atrocities.
Yes every monarch ever has. It’s not like she wanted to do those atrocities. most normal people won’t really compare her crucifying mostly guilty slavers TO BURNING A CITY TO THE GROUND
Andrew Robinson
Nails gotta be short for all that fingering action
Austin Ramirez
she can burn the entire planet to the ground if it'd make her happy desu
Aiden Stewart
>The fish was this big
Adam Adams
How do we know this was her?
Ayden Young
John Cook
what a cutie
post more
Liam Harris
>It’s not like she wanted to do those atrocities
But she did them. Whatever point you think you're making doesn't matter.
David Parker
NEW THREAD
Jonathan Lewis
rollin yo
Levi Campbell
Sex