Solos your universe in 5 minutes

Unlike Batman Supes has a great relationship with his mom. So he's immune to that attack.

Superman i've come to ZAP!Motherfucker.

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>Captain Mary Sue
>...doesn't actually do much of anything
Damn those feminist shits

>captain marvel returns from space
>she brought kryptonite
>superfag starts shitting himself
that is if he ever stops moping and being all muh lois so he can get into a fight in the first place
snyder's superman is such a terrible character.
what an unlikable faggot

Have sex

>there was a krypton in the marvel universe

really, wasn't she supposed to beat thanos? what happened to that?

Superman loses to Harley Quinn. He wouldn't even last a few minutes in the MCU.

Just downvote superman until his social media is a disaster

Based and redpilled

She stops him from doing another snap, then he gets annoyed by her resistance and punches her out of the film with the raw power stone

she was never "supposed" to beat Thanos, that was always going to be Tony
I think they struggled to write her into the movie honestly

Pic related would probably murder the entire MCU

Forgot pic

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*actually solos the universe in 5 minutes*

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He wouldn't even last a minute against full powered Dr Strange.

*Dr Mathattan steps in
"Let me handle this superior comic line brother."
Mathattan turns giant, the mcu is an awe as his bbc is swinging around crushing the avengers tower.
Heroes and villans are too cluck to do anything as they are horny and imagining their interest getting railed by the Doc.
Then with one snap the mcu is no more.

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it was so stupid they added her during the 11th hour. it's the peak of the avengers film arc of course the avengers need to win

Yeah, it would be over in less than a second with strange a splatter in the ground

>Dr.Manhattan
>Caring at all
Getting desperate DCuk?

benis

seething much?
Nah in this story, he wanted to experiment on a beta universe.
Please get angry at more noncanon fiction

Poor Superboy Prime.

snyder superman: slits his wrists, breaks thanos' neck
>comics superman: gives thanos a stern talking to, before banishing him to the phantom zone
was anyone else put off by the fact that iron man killed thanos? i mean, he could have created any reality he wanted where thanos is imprisoned on some planet somewhere and rendered powerless, but tony just murders him. theres a difference between getting justice and getting cold blooded violent revenge and tony went after revenge. maybe im just old fashioned, but i did not like them killing thanos.

what is the thought process behind making pics like this?

KINO MOVIE

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Manhattan can't even stop Veidt's scheme. He's limited by what the tachyons can allow him. Any reality bender beats his ass so hard that tachyons wouldn't even exist.

I will handle this, capefags.

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unironically based

You are the one that got mad because i Called you a DCuk Kek

Superman is vulnerable to magic YOU STUPID IGNORANT FUCK

Strange would have the best chance, for sure, but we don't know that this Superman *is* vulnerable to magic as he has never encountered it, and it bears pointing out for others than vulnerable doesn't mean weak.

Eu remember the time Strange pretty much killed the "justice league" in that shitty incursion event?
Keep crying DCkids

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BRUH look at this dude!

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lol at this dkeks that think superman is weak to magic. strange wouldnt have enough time to cast shit before superman punched his lights out

Yeah because is gonna be Just Strange not the entire MCU right?

always find it funny because Batman is the biggest boy scout pussy of them all.

he is vulnerable to magic. captain marvel was brainwashed by Lex luthor for the sole purpose of defeating superman. Wonder Womans sword caused him to bleed, because it was magic.

inb4 kingdom come isnt canon

Starts the name calling
I'm not MAD!
You're Mahd cluck
Good one.
It's bed time for you, just seeth and sleep. Tomorrow is a new day

Kingdom Come isnt canon and the art was shit

hahahahaha

Superman isn't "weak" to magic compared to a regular human but it affects him just like it would anybody else.

Hes weak to magic

>that spoiler
take cyanide

OH NONONONO HAHAHA
On second though, It's pretty accurate because Britain is being filled by immigrants.

He is weakER to magic, but people act like it's another kryptonite. He has overcome magic many many times

That's why his movie flops while even Aquaman and Wonder Woman do better.
People don't care about power levels unless they are autistic or shounen fans.

Trying to play hardball?
Teleports the mcu into his Mars, let's the beta males suffocate to the lack of atmosphere.
As his clones have consensual sex with beta's love interest.
Before they cave to the planet, Mathattan shows a cruel mercy and starts to ram that big blue hawg into their already loosened anuses.
As he finishes with his final thrust, they all glow from the eyes much like Overcharged Thor and explode electric jizz out of every orifice.

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I fuckin hate how gimped they made Hulk in these MCU movies. I know it depends on the writer but for fuck sake just look at this dumb capeshit clip from Avengers Assemble youtu.be/qgCKJ4xc39E Hulk sometimes gets moments like these in the films but they're so few and far between.

I think Drax had it worse

Marvel always ruins Hulk. Remember World War Hulk?

Luckily Immortal Hulk is a breath of fresh air after after over a decade of mediocrity. Waiting to see how this gets ruined down the line.

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This isn't Goku

>SEETHING this hard
Nigga cmon...If in any moment i got mad you sure keep making me happy posting your juvenile butthurt.

No shit retard, the point is that magic can't touch him when he can literally smash dr strange in half while flying faster than anyone can react while using heat vision to blow skulls open

why is Dr strange so strong? Didn't he get his powers by reading books? Why aren't there more people as powerful as him?

they're special books

he's a virgin

If that’s true how come /x/ isn’t filled with demigods by now?

They're secret books. /x/ is only good for cursed image and innawoods threads. Everything else is a larp.

This nigga can't even beat balding.

Marvel is for manchild incels who needs to have sex and grow up. Dc is for chads and succesful people

*walks towards the mcu*

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u mahd 1 tho

She can solo my peenus in less than 1 minute

No one in capeshit can defeat Gold Experience Requiem

too based chadden
damn she'd murder them mercilessly.

based

>askjeeves this
>it's some chinese animation

hmm

she destroyed his flagship by just flying through it

She would basically power him up just by being near him

>Manchester Black
>Is Black
Why did the CW hire Raimi?

Imagine the rape

If MoS Supes is vulnerable to magic like the comic version then Strange and Scarlet Witch will BTFO him in seconds.

I bring you exhibit A

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Well yea MCU is 90% people in super suits and gadgets with retractable helmets.

MoS Superman can walk through everyone seen in the entire MCU so far. He might have some trouble with Ego for a bit but there is literally nothing Ego can do to hurt him. Absolutely no one has any capability to keep up with his speed. Hulk and Thanos might be able to rival him with strength for a while but neither can fly, neither have remotely similar mobility, not fast enough, and they can both be pierced by weapons. While Superman cannot. No axe is going into Kal's chest or chopping an arm.

MCU tends to keep to the low powered heroes, and nerfs the more powerful ones to near street levels.

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Love this so much in the animated series

He went Ultrasaiyan... what's going on here?

And?
Who cares about power levels if the story is shit?

they have normal human reaction times, they'd get dabbed on unless they had prep time

In a crossover he becomes galactus’s herald and rekts everybody

ZA ... >is dead 2 seconds ago

>it affects him just like it would anybody else.
Yea that's called a weakness since he has no defenses against it. Superfags need to drop this shit already

imagine if 10 years ago someone told you that the justice league movie would be a critical and commercial flop and that an aquaman movie would make over a billion dollars

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His whole perfect photographic memory thing means he can perfectly recall almost any spell and cast it without having to go look it up like every other mage around. He has Asian-tier book smarts. That puts him a level above most wizards

Superman also has a photographic memory he literally remembers everything in his life with absolute accuracy

What does this have to do with Strange remembering spells he read a decade ago? When did Superman read Kamar Taj books?

no kill rule has never been a thing in the MCU. tony kills heaps of people in his solo movies. if you think killing thanos was bad idk what to tell you

Superman has the ability to read and understand them thousands of times faster than any human no matter how smart they are. Superman still wins.

This

Again, what does this have to do with asking why Strange is more powerful than other wizards when anyone can read and learn magic?

imagine if 10 years ago someone told you that a movie featuring Captain America and Thor made a billion dollars, while a movie with Batman and Superman fighting each other made less then that

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Lmao this is something 8-year old little Timmy says at the playground

>Solos your universe in 1 minutes
Will he ever be topped ?

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Fuck. The artist is obnoxious but those comics were hot.

What is this edgy deviantart tier shit? Porn? Not surprised its not even coloured

DCucks are fucking lame. Even Marvelcucks have better fanfiction

He's also done Marvel shit

It means the only thing that is supposed to make Strange exceptional is still pathetic compared to Superman. Superman still outclasses him even in the one area Strange is supposed to be so amazing in and what people keep claiming makes him stronger.

Based

>Fuck your entire universe
Pshh nothin personel kiddo

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Finally someone else noticed. This dude has destroyed stars and planets with his bare hands in the comics but does fuck all in the movies.

Superman has a weakness to magic. Dr Strange can use that to his advantage, Strange also has access to time manipulation, through the power stone.

A more interesting matchup would be Strange against a Green Lantern

Weirdly a 2007 audience would have fucking loved an ultra dark grim edgy JLA where it's always night, Superman arbitrarily fights other heroes for no actual reason, everyone makes a slo mo grimmace at the camera trying to look edgy and bad, Aquaman is a kickass water biker that makes one liners, and the villain is a steroid ripped Satan looking guy. Just add in a soundtrack with Godsmack, Linkin Park, and Evanescence and you have a #1 greatest movie of the decade.

Meanwhile 00s audiences would not humor an Aquaman movie on basic principle.

How? She has space stone powers, not sun powers.

>I think they struggled to write her into the movie honestly
Seriously. She has no reason not to just win instantly.

strange can see the future
there is nothing superfag can do that strange didn't know about. he could portalcut superman in half before he even knows what's going on.

It was a different time. Fight Club was the greatest movie of all time. LotR was just finished. 300 was a hot favourite. And District 9 ended the era

Its also why the 2008 Iron Man is actually a lot darker than the rest of the MCU. Yes, it has quips, but Tony Stark literally killed terrorists in his first movie.

>thinks fucking some fictional characters in a make-believe world will do anything

Come and fuck up this universe we're living in, then we can talk

I thought Snyder was just stuck in the 90s when he made those movies. They would have worked out really well then. But not now. I don't think he understands that.

read this comic superman rekts the mcu

I wonder if we can even make a 90s type of movie in this day and age

>Hulk and Thanos
I would even wonder about that considering image related.

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I honestly don't know why 'how well it sold' or 'how much other people liked thing' matters. I like both the DCEU and MCU. I'm happy both exist.

Seems to be the MCU did that to make their characters believable. It wasn't until Captain Marvel that they have gone really crazy.

>2019
>powerlevel threads

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This... this is our hobby user. On the upside we are immortal, and downside we are here forever, because you cannot kill that which has no life.

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Its just a consolewar faggotry, but ported over to pol-Yea Forums. It has even infected Yea Forums

But there is a side to this:
For the DC pajeets, they see Marvel as representing Disneys attempt to corner the entertainment industry, and they like to hype the conspiracy theory that Disney will create a dystopia in the future, even though the largest company in theUS is AT&T/Time-Warner

For the Marvelfans, there was a time when Marvel was going to be bankrupt. They better everything on Iron Man and, had that movie bombed, chances are that DC may have acquired Marvel. After all, WB did make an Xmen animated series, and WB was going to get the rights to Captain America if Iron Man failed. For those Marvel fans who ahd seen their company flounder through the later 90s into the 2000s, the success of the MCU, and the brand as a whole, has been a balm, even though the current state of the comcis now sucks

You're not immortal. And you have a life. You eat, you shit, you breathe, and you will die. Even if some other shitposter takes that place, that shitposter will not be the same as you.

She'd power up his dick

No one can beat the cock

valid critique

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They better everything on Iron Man
well said pajeet

Oh shit they really did it

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strange could trap superman in a time loop, like he did with dormammu. this is not the same as "beating superman" but he could never win either.

Not so fast

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He's not even close to top tier DC characters

>stray piece of kryptonite blown by sudden gust of wind into Supermans mouth
>Gladstone Gander walks by accidentally making a huge block of concrete fall on Supes

he lost to batman... a normal guy with retarded gadgets...

>implying World War Hulk was a bad storyline
kys

for fuck's sake.
I'm sick to death of NIGGERS
NIGGERS are only 4% of england even now, I know there are 40 million of them in the US, but keep them to your own fucking nigger characters

Ackchyually..
Silver Surfer drains the solar energy from Superman's body and it's game over from there.

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no silver surfer in the MCU

>invents kryptonite in his basement over night

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The rape, Carol
It was beautiful

meh, would he really ? Superman isn't invincible he's just a strong alien

Magneto beats everyone though

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>invents kryptonite
retard

Just wait till they introduce /ourguy/

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t. assblasted DCuck

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