Times you acted like The Hound

he never kissed her that's just Sansa being a retard and remembering it wrong

Is the US the only country where they attempt to bully you into donating while simply paying for your stuff?

>waiter asks if I want more water
>"FUCK THE KING"

>at the cinema, buying tickets
>cashier asks me if I want any snacks
>call him a cunt

didnt sansa kiss him on the cheek?

>go to buy new matress
>store clerk asks me if i'd be interested in their biggest one
>"fuck the king"

>kissed
stop touching yourself at night to this fantasy sansa

based "fuck the king" poster.

yarp

She cupped it

>gf wants to take the Elvis tour at Graceland
>"fuck the king"

The Hound never killed niggers at KFC did you even watch the show?

went to a bbq and ate every fucking chicken

>no

>witness housefire
>people trapped inside screaming for help
>run away

He killed over chicken, and if they were black he would've done it just the same. Don't get between a broken man and his chicken

>Someone on 4channel tells me to have sex
>I deny their request, as Volcel is the final redpill
the hound truly was a based chad volcel

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Never donate to any of those grocery or fast food requests to donate money. They just ask so it will lower their taxes.

>eating at a restaurant
>waitress comes around asking if the chicken is alright
>i tell her if any more words come pouring out of her cunt mouth, i'll eat every fucking chicken in the building
>i see her out the corner of my eye crying to the manager
>they kick me out
>didn't even get to take the chicken home

The hound would threaten the manager and wat the chicken. You are a failure of a hound user

Heh I was at Chili's last night too

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Things that didn't happen, the thread.

>someone looks at me
>"you're a talker"
>"wtf I didn't say anything"
>"bring me one of those chickens"
>"sir this is a jamba juice"
>chug drink and stab him to death

Shit pisses me off.
The self-checkout at registers at Walmart ask everytime.
Poor people shop at Walmart. Now they are trying to guilt them into donating money they can't afford to donate?
I've never donated at the register, never will.

Not hungry anymore, but i keep eating chicken.

When ever they ask me if I want to donate, I ask them if they want to knock $10 off to help me out

Aye, sharp as a fuckin cue ball you are

you're a talker, talking makes me thirsty..and hungry
I think I'll take two chickens

KEK

>be me
>almost always donate at least $1 to these things
>in line at convienence store
>Boomer dyke lady to beta in front of me: "WANNA DONATE $1 TO THE CHILDREN'S CANCER ASSOCIATION?"
>"Beta: "S-sure..."
>Boomer Dyke, like a royal cunt: "AWWW THAT'S SO SWEEEEET XDD"
>Beta stumbles on out of this story, now I'm up
>Boomer Dyke: "DON'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO IT JUST BECAUSE THEY GUY DID XDD"
>Me: "I had no intention of donating shit, how about that?"
>look at her deadpan, withering her chucklefuck demeanor
>Dyke: :::mumbling now::: "probably voted for DRUMPF, big asshole"
>Me: "Got anything where I can donate to Trump?"
>Dyke pitches a oyal fit of anger and hysterics, subsequently gets fired and I get a free meatball sandwich
>Look at sandwich: "this isn't fookin chickens"
>wipe m ass with it and then leave

>guy says hitler is the most horrible murderer who ever lived
>ask how many people he killed
>"uhh, I don't think he ever personally killed anyone, but-"
>"THE MOST HORRIBLE MURDERER WHO EVER LIVED NEVER KILLED ANYONE?"

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This is now an Emilia thread

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I had some delicious chicken the other night.

himself and eva

I can fuck with that

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>order large tub of popcorn with butter on the side
>"Would you like a bottle of water with that, xir?"
"Fuck water. Give me wine!"

>chicken
Absolute low tier "I have nothing better in the fridge" disgusting peasant meat
for me it's lamb

THE GREATEST KILLER WHO EVER LIVED ONLY KILLED HIMSELF?

>>cashier asks me if I want to donate

the proper response is "not today"

LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, "NOT TODAY" IS EVERY DAY

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unless you believe in the escape theory

Is it really true that you take a shower first before eating dessert in the USA?

based Bernie Bro

is this some sort of fatass breakfast joke?

>chicken is peasant food
>for me it's lamb

But lamb is usually cheap as fuck, along with chicken and pork.

>>"uhh, I don't think he ever personally killed anyone, but-"
>himself and eva

this fag fell for the 'hitler killed himself and didnt secretly escape to argentina and then antartica and the nazi moon base' psyop

yikes, what a newfag!

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>Is it really true that you take a shower first before eating dessert in the USA?

if by dessert you mean your mother's asshole, than yes.

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nah he went to brazil and got a new waifu

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Lamb is not cheap. A chicken costs like $5 or less here, a 40-50 lbs. live lamb is $200. Pork is cheap, beef can be. A live 40-60 lbs. pig is like $50-$100.

>brazil

I thought it was meant to be the Argentinian Andes?

Right. Do people not understand it's basically tax loophole and they try to make feel bad for saying no I don't want to donate $5 to a homeless pet or some shit. Worst ones are at gas stations. Already have like 40 cents in taxes added, and they want me to get a car wash and donate to some random shit.

he has had plenty of time to check the continent out

>live lamb is $200
>A live 40-60 lbs. pig is like $50-$100.

Nigga why are you buying livestock? lmao

don't forget that extra water bottle for fifty cents
do you have a card?

>not eating fresh

>Nigga why are you buying livestock? lmao

cause hes based

>mum asks if I want some kfc
>"Yes"

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>not chanting in tongues and sacrificing lambs in your backyard

Cheaper and better quality meat. I butcher them myself at the farms where I buy them. I usually leave a tip because they let me use hot water and clean the animals.

>Take a ferry across the river
>Ferryman asks me to pay him
>Don't pay him

>work as a paramedic
>steal the fillings out of people's teeth while they're unconscious and sell them
>"Dead men don't need silver"

Based Italian Peasant poster

>take a wrong turn in the city
>wtf dindus everywhere
>check the streetsign
>"fuck dr king"

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Based and fuckpilled

dumb frogposter

I'm in MI.

>national American black person month
>Someone asks me what I think of MLK
"FUCK THE KING"

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Absolutely based.

>Friends want to get Burger King
>Fuck the King, I prefer Chic-fil-A

>person has a negative opinion of a non disney movie
>call him a mouse shill and tell him to fuck off

>Cashier stares at you while you're signing the tip receipt
I hate it.

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>tipping cashiers

You got played

>can i have a moment of you?do you like animals?
>no, i dont like them
>uh.. okay..

In America you're jailed if you don't tip the cashier

>tfw didn't tip and there is probably a warrant for your arrest

>Wanted
>Dead or alive

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>Emilia Clarke asks me if I want to hang out sometime
>"eat shit dwarf"

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>Fuck donations.
>Fuck the cancer center.
>Fuck St. Judey or whatever the cunt's fucking name was.

why is he wearing a t-shirt

In Australia we have these fuckheads in every second pub who pressure you into buying raffle tickets to fund some camp for mong children or something. The prize is 1 tray of meat worth maybe $40

based ALPHA GENTLESIR
*does the warrior skull at you* praise thor my good alpha dude

>Sub 6ft subhuman bumps into me in the street
>"Eat shit Dwarf"

holy fuck

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This is only in America because of the Cattle Wars

>mom asks where i want to eat
>options are mcdonalds or bk
>"fuck the king"

based Somali peasant poster

>Hitler wasnt on the front lines of WW1

I appreciate the joke, I even chuckled at it, but thats just bullshit lad.

>watch leaving neverland
>"fuck the king"

killing men in direct combat isn't really the same as murder

first read of all this many many years ago and I still hope it's true.

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I hate how awkward and shitty that is. Like they know you're in public and prone not to say no. Fuck them.

>not putting a quick double line thru tip amount and total
>so they can't write in amounts later
>then signing
>handing them the paper with a smile
>have a good day

Unless the actually wait on me or are a delivery driver, I don't put a tip.
Food for pick up does not get a tip.

>Friend asks me if I want to go to a show at the local airfield where the royal family are going to arrive on their private jet
>Fuck king's landing

>be laying in bed, still, pitch black, perfect silence
>mind racing, anxious negative thoughts
>blurt out "Shut the fuck up about it. Shut the fuck up about everything!"
>mfw

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I agree with you in the broader sense, but as far as a lot of the more direct parts of the first war went, im sure plenty of those involved would feel otherwise.

>Watching Youtube video about Harvey Winstein with my half Jewish fuck buddy Nicky (She had big D tits so I let it slide).
>She starts talking about how white men are sexist scumbags.
>I say, "You know jews aren't white right?"
>silence.

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these companies dont really do it for the cause either , they do it for the tax writeoffs

>be at Mother in Law's for Easter
>brother and sister in law bring their tiny little pomeranian. Proceed to call it their baby the whole time
>sitting down for dinner, they actually give the little shit a place at the table and its own plate of human food. Proceed to tell me that they never give it dog food, it eats what they eat.
>"lots of people treat their dogs like their own children user." Sister in law says
>"yea, lots of cunts"

Only my wife laughed

not
>waiter asks me if I want more water
>"FUCK WATER, BRING ME WINE"

>Not "When I killed Summer Islanders at the KFC"

One job you fucking worthless frog!

Literally went from soul to soulless

>sir would you like to donate for insert charity?
>no
>but sir, lots of people have donated today
>lots of cunts

>warwick davis told me to stop calling him a midge
>"eat shit dwarf"

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Hitler relayed messages, if he killed anyone it was from being attacked first.

Don't you mean

>fuck the California King

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>With gf and friends.
>Need to go to the bathroom.
>Friend goes first, I wait.
>Girl shows up.
>Seems she doesn't want to use the girl's bathroom since it has a huge line.
>Waits around the guy's bathroom.
>I tell her "Line's here. It's the guy's bathroom. I don't care if you use it, but just to let you know."
>Friend opens door.
>She declares to me that she "has a penis".
>Starts squeezing into the bathroom, doesn't even let my friend come fully out.
>Bitch is trying to cut.
>In sheer indignation, I start squeezing in too.
>My friend gets momentarily sandwiched by me and the girl.
>I get in.
>Me and the girl are inside at the same time.
>Literally pick her up and throw her the fuck out.
>Get down to her level.
>Tell her that just because she has a pussy, doesn't mean she can do whatever she wants.
>Close the door and piss.
>She tries starting shit up with the bouncer.
>Hear him actually tell the bitch to fuck off.

That was a really great piss.

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he got an iron cross for going into no man's land to rescue a guy, he definitively saw combat.

You know at some places they ask you to buy something from them and then leave it for them to donate. They double dip.

> order two Bretzels at the bakery
> cashier tells me there is an offer three for the price of two
> „i only want two“

Meat tray raffles are fucking based you traitor

Sword fought my brother and we both died

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>work in ICU
>stretcher wheels in
>"That's not going to get better".

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I saw a midget at the supermarket and I told her eat shit dwarf.

Same

Well... I guess not 100% voluntarily because meds killed my sex drive, but not virgin-tier either.

>Tfw you turn women away because your dick has no sensation

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Why does she look so weird? She's got some gnome face shit going on but also alien brain warping tech making me want to fugggg.

>old lady pulls in front of me at the super market when I just have tooth paste
>beat her to shit

You can really see the indian in her

PERFECT feet. My god.

Same

>here these meds will make you better
>work somewhat well
>oh but they'll also make your dick stop working

Cool world we live in

anglos

worst waifu

What if I work at a tax exempt credit union? Btw I raised 271 on my own in donations for the drive we are doing rn. Tfw getting a personal lunch served to me for doing so.

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Sucks man.

Used to take two antidepressants , Citralopram and Bupropion because years of clinical insomnia fucked with my brain chemistry. One of them was also commonly used for treating premature ejaculation, a problem I never had. At first it was great, I had god-tier stamina, had to practically hollow out my gf to bust a nut. However, after awhile started feeling no sensation, I can still get hard but I feel nothing. Now I don't even have interest in sex anymore.

Avoid SSRIs unless they're absolutely necessary.

>Avoid SSRIs unless they're absolutely necessary.
Literally made my wife crazy and ruined my marriage.
And it was necessary because she had sever PTSD from step-daddy rape.
And there goes our funny meme thread.

Based and checked

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It's all in your head, boomer. Take some viagra.

>Go to daughter's first dance recital
>"WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT SHITE?"

I'm 27

>brake in a 13 year old girl's room
>threaten to rape her at knifepoint
>stop yourself at the last
>girl spends her POVs lusting after you
What a chad!

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>boss invites me to a party
>some guy's daughter hits boss's son with a stick
>boss asks me to teach her a lesson
>kill her dog and her best friend

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Based

>and kissed

Nice try, Sansa.

>Armed grocery store guards tighten their grips on their corporate issued assault rifles as I enter the store
>Remember I forgot to tip the cashier 25% last week

winteriscoming.net/2019/05/13/the-hound-interview-rory-mccann-game-of-thrones-season-8/

None of you can compete with the actor playing the Hound

>I was doing a scene with [Tormund Giantsbane actor Kristofer Hivju] and he went to hug me as his character and I said, “Don’t touch me.” And I’m so like that home. I’m very close to being The Hound. I’m not used to human touch. I’m a bit of a recluse. Now I’ve made some friends. I’ve started to relax. I’ve learned a lot. It’s been a hell of an education. But now I’m just itching to get the hell away in this boat I’ve been building…

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>mum says good morning
>fuck you and fuck the king
>she says I have a week to find a place

What a autist so /ourguy/

based

Harsh but fair

Do people actually donate? The fuck? One time at panda exrpess they asked me to donate and i said no. Then i had to ask for a straw and the dumb bitch said something about saving turtles. I looked her right in her nigger tier brown eyes and said "fuck the turtles".

>And there goes our funny meme thread
Maybe for you fagoot. That shit is hilarious!

I saw a guy collapse and have a fit so I walked off

>beggar starts following me, starts saying 'hey, amigo' to get my attention
>"I'm not your amigo"

>walk into a Popeyes
>declare "I'm going to eat every fucking chicken in this room!"
>lock eyes with the cashier
>"Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was "bring me a lot of chicken," when what I said was, "I'm going to eat every fucking chicken in this room"

post tits

>beggar asks for money
>"no, thank you"

This, I fundamentally disagree with non-local charity to begin with, I can't believe a business would have the gall to ask this. I also hate self checkouts, I refuse to do their job.

>GF wants a whopper
>"Fuck the king"
>Buy her a Big Mac

I know nigger. American jewism is nothing new.

Happend in all western europe

>have girlfriend since highschool
>first serious girlfriend I ever had, love of my life, though I was going to marry her
>recently found out that while I was on a cultural exchange program in college, she cheated on me
>absolutely emotionally destroyed, don't think I can ever move on
>we decide to give each other some space while we figure things out
>slip in to a deep depression
>about one month after separating, she calls me and says we need to have a serious talk
>talk for about 3 hours, she is in tears as she tells me that she never wanted to hurt me, that she was in a bad place, and she was deeply sorry
>asks me if I can find it in my heart to forgive her, and if we can just move past this and try and rebuild our life together
>not sure how to respond
>ask myself what The Hound would do in this situation
>say to her "I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room"
>slam the phone down
>immediately order a KFC Family Feast with a bottle of Pepsi Max

>Pepsi max

I was on the fence about your cuckold status until I read this.

>tfw no hasidic cow gf to make mentally ill children with

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Fucking based.

sounds helpful honestly. worth it?

>not saying FUCK the jude's cancer center
you failed as the hound

And there is only one thing we say to donation.

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>and kissed
Did you mistake 4channel for fanfiction.org again sansa?

kek

based and Clegane pilled

>you turn women away because you're too terrified to have sex

pssssht, nothing personnel women

Kek

Hitler fled to South America. It was declassified a couple years ago by the CIA. He was alive and well in the 70's I believe.

>hitler won WW2 living under ice with space ships
>that's why the world is an ape planet now run by Jews
You fags will fall for any CIA crap wont you.

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noice

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''lots of cunts'' is my favorite tho

>woman comes up with an amorous look about her; a firey lust burning in her eyes
>I growl at her until she goes away

Don't worry user, in 50 years when every current politician is dead we will finally have conventional MDMA and psychedelic treatment options for that.

Same here. I can get hard but it's impossible to finish sometimes. It's like your brain gets reprogrammed to lose interest 10 minutes in

Damn you are so cool you made my panties wet

>exist
>have the same hairline as The Hound

I heard they justified it by saying that at the start of the series he wore helmets which chafed his scaring making it worse, but that in later seasons when he doesn't wear a helmet it gives the chafing room to breathe and heal and so the scarring and the injury on top lessens

also possible it's just GRRM being a retard and remembering it wrong

>"checkmate"
>"FUCK THE KING"

>tfw everybody in the books wear some kind of helmet, often closed one with a visor
>nobody in the show wears it

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>brain chemistry
"muh brain chemistry" is a meme. Look it up, doctors have literally no idea what antidepressants work.

They do know
It's just each one effects the brain different so you might need to try 10 different ones till one works

iroically got a roast chook from woolies ad ate it all FCK JAITORS

>Hitler kills Hitler
Shouldn’t he be seen as the hero?

He was a trench runner. A messenger. One of the most deadly jobs to have in ww1 btw

>caring what some strangers you'll never see again think about you

Mate.. .

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Lol. Growing up my next door neighbour did the same with her dog. She had 3 kids but once they grew up and moved she had a serious case of empty nest syndrome. She wouldn't feed it what they were eating but would make low end people food for it (ham and cheese homemade dog biscuits etc). She would talk to it in a high pitched voice the way some people talk to toddlers.

>be teen
>with my brother
>we smoke weed
>go to get munchies
>two young cadets standing out front
>"hello sirs, would you like to donate to "x" fund?
>brother asks "what the hell is "x" fund?
>cadet says "it's to keep children off of drugs"
>my brother says "I'm all for kids doing drugs" and like 10 middle aged women all heard it
Mfw

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Kek

>Lgbtq club is giving out cupcake at my university
>Tries to stop me to give me one
>"Fuck off"

This is how I handle this situation actually

In my experience bouncers are pretty based and dont give pussy passes

>balding
>doctor recommends meds that will prevent it
>side effects are that my dick wont work and I'll grow bitch tits

Well that defeats the whole purpose now, innit?

>tfw you share a site with 27yr old boomers

fuck off zooomlet

Based in and out of the role.

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Yea my bf said he got prescribed medicine for hairloss and said his sex drive went down the toilet so had to stop taking them.

I wouldn't mind a reduced sex drive because he literally wants sex 3 times a day

I had some Mexican come up to me
>hey gringo! Gringo!
>What?
>I'm a very wealthy man but lost my wallet and cant get a bus ticket to get home
>if you give me $100 for bus ticket and all your info, when I get home I'll send you $600

Get the fuck away from me you greasy little spic

>reduced sex drive

That's just a polite way of saying "impotence"

Same desu senpai

You're here forever newfag

Fuck the water
>bring me wine

Based and redpilled digits

You faggot
You fell for the suicide meme

Based and redpilled

I love poms, little shitty furballs, very cute.
Do not like people that put their dog on the table to eat and give only human food. That is a good way to kill your dog and show everyone you're an asshole at the same time.

>than
You meant to use then, no doubt.

Bet you live in a shithole.

2 different shows user

cool

Good man.

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE!

Mom asks if I want ketchup with my tendies
>fuck off you cunt