Wjat are some kinos about craving that mineral?

What sane man would NOT pick the goat tower?

>Tfw no goat bro to climb in near 90 with.

FUCK EVERYTHIGN

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He looks like he fucks girls who want to live deliciously

These, uh, "fuckers", as you put it, have hooves designed to climb steep surfaces.

i'm sure they fall once in a while, animals dont just die of old age

How can humans ever hope to compete?

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Depends, do i get to enter the upper goat tower level or the one below?

Breaking Bad

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a ton of these fuckers fall and die

movie idea: free solo, but with goats

*Laughs in goat*

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Holy shit, please no. Don't start this shitty meme again, it took us how many years to get rid of it?

Looks like a Bethesda game.

Absolutely seething. Mountain goats survived and evolved to climb steep plateaus. You're just mad because you wouldn't even make it up 10 feet without falling and snapping your faggy neck.

FUCK goats

eagles push them off all the time

What did goats ever do to you

i'm a virgin and I'd still pick the goat tower

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say that to my goat face and not online and see what happens

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I can climb as well as they can, maybe even better. I just don't feel like it right now

Hang yourself eaglecuck

how the fuck are they so good at climbing?

don't have sex

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wtf

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Same

at first i thought it was wearing a mask and now i think it isn't and i'm scared

I would if I could.

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I initialy thought it was a goat with down syndrome or some shit like that but you can see other small fiends around it. What the fuck is that shit.

evolutionary pressures make for weird quirks like this.

based. would fund

Would thou'st like to live deliciously?

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>crave that mineral
this is Tumblr meme by the way, I know that because I was dating this arthoe slut that always said that shit and said she got it from Tumblr, just letting you guys know

It's a damascus goat

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Evolution isn't real

Make it bipedal, add tits and horns, and you've got yourself a nice fear boner.

Oh shit, thanks dude.

i think you are the only faggot here who knows its a tumblr meme

Thx for the save. Gotta delete these pics now

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ive worked with a couple of goats like this, its either a growth like a tumor, or hes a warrior and the scar tissue has just gone mad from all his constant battles. also male goats are fucking disgusting to smell, they piss and nut on themselves to make a musk, and sometimes on each other

Knock yourself out ahmed

thanks fag, i mean that kindly

>Borderlands Remastered

t. Mountain goat

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*dabs*

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CUTE!

god I wish that were me.

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