Walk downstairs to get some more kino snacks

I'm the trans girl on the right. how did you get this picture?

imagine the smell under the table haha

Wonder where I am, since this isn't my house.

Masturbate until erect. Walk in on them bottomless.

you ladies certainly dont look a day over thirty!

3rd from the left is a 9/10

the only real answer in this thread

Why? My sister and I are best friends, but then again she's not a thot (for now and for the future god willing). I've told her everything you guys have taught me about the world of dating. She has become enlightened as a result. Hopefully she doesn't steer down a bad path when she leaves her teen years (17 now).

Sounds like the beginning of a creepy pasta

get my snacks and go back upstairs
wonder what they think of seeing my fat hairy self in nothing but a pair of boxers and socks

same
I probably can't speak for everyone here but this place has made me such a sperg

ignore them and keep doing my thing, they arent important.
besides women love to be ignored.

"So Ladies, what do you think of the differences between Street Fighter, Dark Stalkers and Rival Schools?"

Ignore them, they're all old.

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Did an ocular sweep of their cup sizes and I deem them all too small to be worthy of my time.

IMMEDIATELY start masturbating

Does she hang out with you in between sessions of gagging on Chad’s cock?

none of them are that good looking though. I see cuter girls at my local fast food joints.

>They're your sisters Friends
show don't tell

>your sister
I run inside to find her dirty panties and smell them

She has no friends besides one female who comes over here once every 3 weeks to her grandma's house. She texts some girls from school from time to time, but they're not really her friends. She never "goes out." No social media, just a cell phone.

Dauly reminder that women think you are a creep unless you are literally chad

>tfw you realize OP refers to the TV show Friends more than he uses the word for its actual meaning
>this is why his phones autocorrect capitalized friends

they're all ideal wifing/breeding age

"EVEN THE QUIET GIRL WHO SITS IN THE BACK" didnt you listen retard

Not give a fuck really, they're not going to interrupt my plans because they put on their show off clothes and ton of make up. If they act relaxed and act nicely then yes I'll set up the kino where we can all watch.

You keep shielding her. Like a good cuck you are setting a strong man up for a good life later on.

Have sex

I refuse to believe. Not until she actually becomes a thot. Hopefully not. I plan on wedding her to a decent gentleman. Give me this.

*2nd from the left

h___ s__

360 degrees and walk away

run away because my sister and her friends would always torment me
once they got me drunk and we did a lot of oral

>orally pleasing a woman
lmaoing at your life

Yuck

As soon as she goes off to college she's going to spread her legs for some pothead or at best, jock

>look down
>look back up
>say "Nice feet" Matter-of-factly
>awkward silence
>laugh and say "don't mind me" and wave them off
>go get the snacks

but I don't even have a sister..?
wait holy shit I live in a fucking mansion?!
I must be goddamn loaded!

like you would ever get the chance

that's one dirty carpet

Nice try. She's going to attend a college she can commute to. Sorry bros, not everyone lives with thots.

Never would. Ive never gone down on my woman and I dont intend to. Again, LMAOing at your life

i feel bad for her

inb4 she cucks you with someone who cares about her pleasure

>pleasure is only from oral
Got bad news for you eunuch
no one values a roasties opinion

larpcel detected

Suck all of their toes
and their dirty carpet :^)

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>~grabs them by the throat~
back the fuck off?!?

Loudly announce that the one in blue is the only sexy one there and ignore their disgusted looks that I just insulted them all and called my sister sexy.

Cope

worship their divine soles