If they made a movie about Marauders era Harry Potter, what would it be like?
James Potter used the invisibility cloak to peep in the girl's bathroom
Hudson Gomez
Juan Edwards
Hardcore homosexual sex
Leo Long
>the twins have the marauders map
>scabbers is seen to have human foot prints
>the twins see a grown man visit and sleep in their younger brother's bed with him
>do nothing
No wonder no one in Rons family treated him with respect. They thought he was a faggot
Aiden Campbell
Nah, there's some girls around. There's Lily and there's Narcissa and there's Rakepick.
The whole family was faggots with each other though.
Kevin Ortiz
who the fuck are the blonde and brown haired dudes supposed to be
Alexander Morgan
Sebastian Hill
Cringe
Levi Smith
>worlds most popular book series is about a woman with a beta orbiter who fucks and has a kid with chad but the beta orbiter still looks after him
Brayden Allen
>love potions
>invisibility cloaks
>mind control spells
>memory wiping spells
the wizarding world, especially among teenagers, is 100% filled with constant date rape.
Thomas Ross
Who are these characters?
Asher Ward
Umm those are kinks sweetie
Don't kink shame
Austin Walker
probably some weird lgbtq fan creations.
Gabriel Moore
>bathroom
dude wizards literally just relief themselves wherever and whenever they want and poof! They just disappear the evidence (this is canon btw)
Carter Morales
if I were a wizard in that universe I'd do nothing but impregnate and obliviate muggles and guarantee that a significant chunk of all future populations could trace their ancestry back to me.
Jacob Bell
Severus Snape, Lily Evans, Xenophilius Lovegood and Frank Longbottom.
Brandon Nelson
They stopped doing that in the 18th century, lorelet. Only Slytherins who are too snobbish to use muggle technology still shit their pants.
Mason Price
There's also Marlene McKinnon and Mary MacDonald.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms
>one of the literal founders of hogwarts built a huge secret chamber with plumbing tunnels leading everywhere in the castle and a hidden entrance in the bathroom while they were building the school
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Christopher Fisher
Jack Murphy
"No!"
Daniel Martin
Christopher Watson
Back then the hidden entrance led to the girl's shower room, not the bathrooms.
Dominic Nelson
You would get sent to Asscabin. I'm pretty sure messing with muggles breaks some wizard laws.
Adam Nguyen
The one on the right is an author-insert
Justin Ross
A bunch of unused pictures of the slug club were leaked some years ago. Any idea who the students might be? The guy in with the long blond hair is clearly Daddy Malfoy and the ginger in this one is obviously Lily.
Gabriel Richardson
Dominic Thompson
Luis Gray
Jonathan Sullivan
>tfw no david lynch harry potter
Benjamin Richardson
how do you turn from this
Justin Stewart
Imagine the smell
Asher Morgan
This blonde might be Narcissa?
Ryder Turner
to this
Landon Hill
I-smell-da is a teen in the 80's, not 70's. Get your timeline right you dork
by smiling.
Xavier Sanders
Potato genes
Tyler Thomas
This is also a universe where they sell 'prank' toys and candy to child, like Acid Pops which are exactly that, solidified acid that melts through your flesh when you take a lick. Feeling your skin literally melt off your body sure is fucking hilarious.
Easton Allen
It is, when you can just magic your skin back. Skateboarders break their bones left and right and muggles still love it.
Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Sanchez
>friend offers me a piece of candy
>eat it
>hands and feet fall off
>Funky Town starts playing
>they go cartel on my ass
>most horrifying pain I've ever felt
>skinless face screaming
>afterward they splash some regrow back on my mutilated body
>"It's just a prank bro lol stop crying."
Jason Howard
Joseph Robinson
She aged past 20 and hit the wall.
Brayden Gomez
How does a 21 year old look like this?
Carter James
they are retarded to make harry's parent older
Carson Perez
I mean, they also turned Snape into a geriatric nursing home escapee. They made all the marauders older for some reason.
Camden Wood
Liam White
I don't get it
Leo Butler
In england that's considered a preteen face
Andrew Walker
Me neither, but I like the graffiti.
Jordan Scott
youtube.com
>tfw I used to watch this kind of shit on Youtube
Charles Myers
You know they literally sell those in real life, right?
Aaron Peterson
Yes, and I'm pretty sure 99% of them are cum flavored.
Christopher Allen
Thay had to make them match Snape's age.
Parker Garcia
>for some reason.
Because its a plot point that they're the same age as Snape.
Liam Harris
I am highly disappointed in their lack of accuracy. I have eaten all of these things other than rotten eggs and I can tell you they don't taste like that. Earwax and vomit are particularly obvious.
Oliver Scott
How would they catch me? the "victims" would undergo no suffering outside of the implications of mysterious pregnancy itself, and wouldn't even know they were victims, nor would they even know of the existence of a secret hidden wizard legal system to petition even if they did feel victimized (which they won't).
Landon Harris
she's a britbong, what did you expect.
Brody Stewart
Then why'd they make him old in the first place?
Evan Davis
that's not really a plothole though
the marauders' map wouldn't work in their house
and they'd have very little reason to look at ron's dormitory and ron wouldn't carry the rat around with him often
plus there's no reason to suspect they would've known the names of all of the people in ron's year or even immediately recognize the name peter pettigrew
Aiden Torres
>Improper_Use_of_Magic_Office
they can't track adult use of magic and literally work just like normal muggle police relying on people to come forward.
Josiah Miller
slughorn is easily the best character in the series
reason I like the sixth book the most, plus the draco storyline
Justin Powell
>Then why'd they make him old in the first place?
because of alan rickman's age
also all of that generation fairly young (early to mid-30s) isn't relevant to the story as long as they're all the same age