I WANNA BE A ZULTAN TOO

>Bad guy Jafar takes over
>dresses Jasmine in an even frumpier costume
yeah, nah

So the movie is not about aladdin anymore...

Is there a reason this is inherently bad? She sounds like a more interesting character rather than just fap bait. I haven't seen the movie so maybe it is handled badly but i doubt most people here will have seen it.

If you pay for this shit or any other Nu Disney flick you're part of the problem.

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CO-TER-IIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you post that image unironically you are part of the problem

Demotivationals have been posted on Yea Forums since before you were born.

asi strol ntoo the wilwilewes

It's basically nu- Jasmine vs a sissy, dull 30 year old Jafar, and her "close minded" father. Jasmine is kinda like Rey from the new Star Wars movies. They don't allow Jafar to turn into a kick ass giant cobra at the end, but instead they have Iago the parrot become a giant parrot. Iago doesn't have a personality, and only repeats what others say like a normal parrot. They don't even allow Aladdin to beat Jafar in this one.

nu-Jafar even elevates Jasmine in the air just like Rey did in TLJ before shes outsmarts him.

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They probably removed the "we have the monkeys" line in the Prince Ali song because it could have perceived raycism

Based.

Also I'm convinced they're just trying to fuck this up. They already screwed up the beginning of Arabian Nights, so I won't even be able to go 20 seconds into the movie without something being stupid.

Let the girls watch this crap and convince your dad to watch John Wick with you

>Is there a reason this is inherently bad?
>More adult live action version
>Belly dance, also referred to as Arabic dance (Arabic: رقص شرقي, translit. Raqs sharqi, literally: "oriental dancing"), is an Arabic expressive dance
>Nu-feminist icon Jasmines has 20 new outfits in the film
>Not one of them is allowed to show her midriff because this would somehow nullify her new feminist fueled message.
>Cover up Aladdin's chest with some gay shirt
The fucking early 90s cartoon was allowed to be more edgy than the more "adult" live action remake

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As a half-syrian, thank you user.

I haven't seen it, but it wouldn't surprise me. Other "problematic" shit they likely removed are the mentions of Allah, the princess being threatened with the Sharia punishment of losing a hand for theft and Jaffar claiming he beheaded Aladdin.

>I decided to feel really feminist just to flex on the anti-SJWs

Dude and Sweetpilled

Not that user but not even my mom wants to watch this attrocity. She learned that Disney can't be trusted after she wanted to watch The Beauty and the Beast liveaction.

Why the fuck do all these remakes seem so sterile? Like they are painfully unfunny compared to the originals? Who the fuck are they for? After Beauty and the Beast and seeing how this looks I see no reason why you would take your kids to see them instead of just staying in and watching the originals

Queens are better monarchs because they always defer authority to a large number of advisors to help with their planning
Anne, Victoria, Catherine, Maria Theresa etc

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Ugh, im going back to /pol/

>no mind control
>no snake form
>just turn a iago that can't really talk into a giant bird and summon a shitty sandstorm

>mentions of Allah
Why would it be problematic? They are arabs (or maybe muslim indians now) so saying “for Allah” instead of “my god” sounds more appropiate.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE WYMEN!!!

But bitching and whining about women like an obnoxious teenage girl on her period every single fucking isn't tiresome?

Triggered

I'm still mad that all new versions of the animated movie have that butchered Arabian Nights song. They didnt even bothered to at least find a singer who sounded similar to the original ffs.

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Feminism is good. Especially a movie depicting feminism in a Middle Eastern society. Those are terrible about these things. The entire Saudi Royal Family deserves the Romanov treatment for that alone.

Sorry Trannon, but you'll never be a real girl.

The explanation I've heard tossed around is they're ploys to keep copyrights, plus being easy cash grabs. This movie looks like it was made on a budget. All that money couldn't have gone to Will.

Ironically, this is more historically accurate, multi-piece "harem jamas" like that did not exist west of Persia until the 19th or 20th centuries, those were usually strictly an Indian thing - Muslims were almost always against that.
Of course this is based on the assumption that Agrabah is something akin to Baghdad, set in the Arabian peninsula or fertile crescent, whereas the original Aladdin story was set in China.

Wouldn't having a realistic depiction of women in the middle east be hilarious? The Sultan would have his harem of slave girls, women would all be expected to be obedient and submissive, and anyone that spoke up or defied him would be beaten into compliance. The leftists' heads would explode because they couldn't process it.

>animated movie has the sultan trying to get a suitor for his daughter because of some law
>he then explains that he isnt just doing it for the law but because he is getting old and wants to secure that his daughter will have someone who will look after her when he is dead and gone
>when he sees that his daughter loves a poor guy and that guy showed to be of kind heart he decides well fuck the law I will let you choose who to marry
>live action movie is HUR WYMEN CANT BE SULTANS YOU NEED TO MARRY A MAN SO HE CAN BE SULTAN
Just why

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I always headcanoned it as Jasmine being on a rebellious phase along with her “fuck arranged marriages” statement. Kinda like how teenagers nowadays dress with miniskirts and basically a bikini top.

Only when they use beloved classics to promote their shit. Stop injecting your crap everywhere, and we're cool.

>This movie looks like it was made on a budget.
What would ever make you say that?

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she was shirking responsibility for selfish reasons

kek, rejecting feminism is one of the things Middle Easterners have gotten right.

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Jasmine is so ugly bros

Take that back RIGHT NOW!
Pink Ranger is cute, too bad I'll have to watch this when the BDrip comes out

New Jasmine, maybe. Original Jasmine was modeled after Jennifer Connelly.
.

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>parrots me back when he knows it applies to him.

Hmm.

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Blessed digits
>tfw animated Jasmine alone started my fetish for harem clothes, slave outfits and prominent eyebrows on girls
>nu-Jasmine has none of them
If you excuse me I will go back go Princess Trainer to fap my sorrows away

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She slept with Guy Richie to get the part

>someone posts a shoop I made in ~2014
Nice. Kinda miss the "din-dins"-meme

Bu.. but Iago was the best character in the animated movie...

There's more to movies and life than sjw and anti-sjw. Seek help you retarded nigger.

No she wanted to marry someone for love instead of an arranged marriage. That's completely different from wanting to be the sovereign.

Yeah the feminist scenes weren't done very well, too obvious, but the rest was pretty good.

What, women having ambition?

Based mom. Not even kidding.

they also started more wars which is based and redpilled

The only one who wanted power was Jafar. Jasmine just wanted to marry for love, Aladdin just wanted to be seen as a worthy suitor for Jasmine, and the Sultan actually just wanted to get his daughter a husband that would care for her, he even presents Prince Ali as “my daughter finally chose a suitor” instead of “hey we got a new ruler in the making!”. Take your (You)s and go rewatch the movie already.

>intersting character
>generic grrrl power PoC

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MAKE WOMEN PROPERTY AGAIN

JUST ASK THE A-RABS

THEY KNOW ALL ABOUT IT

>RESPECT THEIR CULTURE BIGOT!

there is mind control. and Aladdin smashes the scepter like in the animated movie. The problem is instead of Jafar using a smoke bomb to escape in true cunning villain fashion, he just stands there like a stunned idiot and then hard cut to him in jail then his normal parrot brings him the keys for him to escape. It's ridiculous.

it's easier to just accept it

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Is it true that Will Smith gets a romantic subplot?

>ancient middle east (or even modern middle east)
>women having rights

sss... yeah.

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y e s

Unironically true. It's no coincidence at all that the British Empire flourished most under Elizabeth I and Victoria.

It is problematic for the retarded anti-muslim boomers as well that unironically think allah is just something that evil foreigners say. It is a soulless corporate product lazer-focused to appeal to the lowest common denominator. I honestly don't know what you were expecting.

LMAO THEY EVEN SHORTENED HER HAIR

COMPLETE WAR ON FEMININITY

YASSQUEENS ARE TO BE MEN IN SKIRTS

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>Who the fuck are they for?

Kids and teenagers. Most of them haven't seen the original cartoons, that's why they're being remade and kids laugh at them because they're seeing these for the first time. also shit is being more and more unfunny to us because we've seen so much stuff already. Nothing surprises us anymore.

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It's just not the same without Genie cartoonishly popping up everywhere convincing random people Aladdin is a prince in Prince Ali parade

Will Smith is just walking around.

Completely wrong.
When she got engaged to Aladdin (before Jafar took over and she discovered he wasn't even a prince), she was excited for him to take over the throne. She had no desire of her own to do so, she was completely thrilled about the idea of handing control over to him.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long

The way that a cow does

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
Given good manners, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

>wants to take control of Agrabah
>upsetting the established social order where a prince is supposed to take over
Isn't Jafar supposed to be the villain for trying to do the exact same thing? And we're supposed to hate him but love and support Jasmine?

Are you retarded?

he didn't mind control the guards t capture jasmine and the sultan, they just follow his orders so she can do the 2nd part of that shitty song

>people bitch that Sharia law is coming
>apparently it's here already

She's so gorgeous

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>they just follow his orders
So were the guards like corrupt and working for him?
I thought they implied that in the original movie when Jafar orders them to drown Aladdin, but it was never explicitly stated. Is that what they were going for?

Just passing by to tell it's hella funny how you guys now pretend than the original Disney cartoons were some immaculate masterpieces. They were always superficial and dumb "if you're handsome, love someone handsome and don't think about complicated things".

Stop watching kikeshit from Disney.
Lift.
Read books.
Meditate.
Dress well.
Talk to her.
Start a family.
and Have Sex.

Wtf is the thing with midriff? Every girl dressed like this in the 90s (and still does it) but somehow sjw hate it and it's banned in every media.

>t. undercover roastie

pic looks like it's from one of those shitty young adult tv shows

This is the most leddit post I've read today.

>mfw it's bombing horribly in my country
Friday nights last showing is in an hours time and only 18 tickets have been sold. Pokemon has 56

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>That prince ali
Fuck me, I just wanna burn my soul from that.

they had it in the original movie. dont be daft

every movie has to be about feminism or other shit nowadays. weird.

Based and Oompa Loompa Pilled

This. Aladdin is also one of the shittiest Disney originals. Fucking pajeet tunes, annoying as fuck Robin Williams, and boring story about some rural Chad being too retarded to get a pussy with infinite powers at his command.

>I guess we really were Disney's Aladdin™ 2019 all along!
srsly?

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But back when the original aired there wasn't that much anti-arab/muslim sentiment as there is now. Plus in this case they aren't making this movie based on things that would make any common sense, just data.

It's as bad as it sounds

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because of the political correctness box ticking
no conflict, no drama, no love, no tension, just feel-good positivity and happy vibes with enough CGI to dull your senses so you don't even notice how paper thin the whole thing is

He just tells them "Hey, I'm the Sultan now, obey me" and the head guard is like "sounds like a plan" but after Jasmine flexes her woman muscles by saying that jafar is a doodoo head and her and her father are good people then the head guard is like "Oh fuck, you right, my bad" and jafar teleports him and the other guards away.

should i watch this?

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This.

I like Jasmine's friend.

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i fucking hate pajeet culture

I love how you used teenage girl as an insult lmao
even redditors understand that women are useless

why is this movie filled with pakis and pajeets, the people in aladdin times should look like khazaks or tribal afghanis

>The "Well, the original wasn't good either!" defense

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Watch death of the author instead.

umm sweetie, it's her turn.

Is Sultan a Persian term? Where are all the references to Islam?

does she show her tits, only reason id pay to watch this garbage

Maleficent and Cinderella are unironically excellent, putting a spin on the originals and providing more depth without shitting on them. The rest have been garbage starting with Burton's Alice in Wonderland, god that was a shit show

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No. It would be Padishah.

this picture is terrifying

i wonder how long is the Genie's D

i mean, will smith's already big because he's a black man but the genie is even bigger height wise and also blue

They also changed it to "brush up your Friday Salam"

Good lads.

yeah its good if you care about animation at all

Yes there's a 5 minutes scene where the genie pumps her ass then cums in her tits

lmao that can't be real, source?

I find it baffling that people can still stand western media, it has been dogshit for over a decade now

Female sultans are just called sultanas. They existed.

Lame. Humans should embrace nudism.

I liked Cinderella because you know Lily James has a nice thicc body underneath that dress.

user...

>get an anglo-indian to play jasmine

and that's a good thing.

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>No, incel, you can't have sex with me in the `mating press` position and forcefully impregnate if I hold out my hand and say No. *holds out hand* No!.

Nah, it’s great. There’s no such thing as the “west”, by the way. It’s just a racist dog whistle.

This americans and their feminism ingrained into entertaining industry is really getting on my nerves.
I would litetally bow to racist and subhuman chinese overlords than watch that feminist shite.

Have sex. Feminism is good.

>Maleficent
>excellent

That is probably the most egregious example that Disney has of ham fisted feminist revisionism. I can't imagine that it wasn't intentionally trying to fuck with people either. They went to every length to make her an almost messianic martyr in everything so that they could make a

>FUCKING
>WHITE
>MALE
>REEEEEEE

Be the actual villain in the story. They had her be the one to wake up Aurora even though it was her fault she was under a sleeping spell in the first place. And of course she had to step on and condescend to every male character because stronk independent wamen don't need no man and the only way you can have a capable female lead is to artificially prop her up with loser male characters. Its the same trite nonsense they've been doing for years now.

>destroys the birth rate
>caused wages to plummet
>Built on endless lies like the wage cape, the superbowl myth and the 'rule of thumb' lie.
>even women hate the results (see the 'paradox' of declining female happiness.
Sure it was, feminazi, sure it was

Sounds like normalfags' problems, wonder why YOU are so concerned about it.

Dude at the end of the film she becomes Sultan because her bitch dad resigns to her for no reason. She couldn't marry Aladdin because the constitution says the princess has to marry a prince while Aladdin is just a peasant. She becomes Sultan and then takes Aladdin as her boytoy as she is in't a princess anymore. Normally a female is called Sultana but they call her a Sultan which is really awkward, It's like a queen calling herself king.
She's angry agressive and smug during the whole movie, nor cute and likeable. The acting is horrible and it's mostly a musical with Jasmine screaming.

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Eh, I would have preferred her characterized as more evil, but I understand it's Disney and having a villain protagonist is not something they would do. Even though I agree there is feminist revisionism present, somehow I found it far more palatable than I expected. It was well-paced, I liked Jolie's performance, and my main problem with the original Sleeping Beauty is that there isn't enough Maleficent. The original film spends way too much time on scenes with the two kings hanging out and drinking, it's dull. Maleficent is the only interesting character so making the movie about her is exactly what I wanted. I feel like I'm rambling but in short, it was just a well-made film that pushed the right buttons for regardless of any agenda it might have had.

I give a shit about my country and civilization, unlike you basement dwelling faggots, who just LARP about it while making everything worse.

>The problem is instead of Jafar using a smoke bomb to escape in true cunning villain fashion, he just stands there like a stunned idiot and then hard cut to him in jail
It was even worse, Jaffar smiles when he gets caught. You'd expect him to jump out of the window or do something suprirsing, no let's smile because our plan miserably failed. the actor is horrible at his job.

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Why was the handmaid a whte woman and why did the sultan look like a jew? Muslims don't grow this kind of messy hair it's rabbis who do this and he looks like he's wearing a yarmukle

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>destroys the birth rate

Please provide evidence that “feminism” “destroys birth rates”, when birth rates are declining globally even in Saudi Arabia.

>caused wages to plummet
>Doubled the amount of potential workers in society, drastically improving productivity

>Built on endless lies like the wage cape

Wage gap is real, you just don’t know what it even means.

>the superbowl myth and the 'rule of thumb' lie.

Never heard of it.

>>even women hate the results (see the 'paradox' of declining female happiness.

I’d love to see a research paper demonstrating this is due to feminism.

>Please provide evidence that “feminism” “destroys birth rates”, when birth rates are declining globally even in Saudi Arabia.
Well haven't you heard the news, KSA is modernizing quickly

>Normally a female is called Sultana but they call her a Sultan which is really awkward, It's like a queen calling herself king.

Google says “Sultana” is a made-up western word and they just called the women sultans too in Turkey and stuff.

>Avoids providing any evidence of his claim

dilate

It's Jewish conspiracy. Now stop thinking and be offended!

i don’t care because it finally depicts goat fuckers in a negative light and not me

My assumption is that it’s not necessarily a gendered title like “chef” or “barkeep”. Can I see evidence of a giant Jewish conspiracy despite Jews varying dramatically in their religious views, political views, and views on social issues?

>I give a shit about my country and civilization
>destroys the birth rate
But that's a good thing. There's too many people in the planet already. If only china, india, africa and all of the 3rd world got that message we'd actually stand a better chance at not fucking things up harder. I know you're going to go all >muh joos telling goyim not to fuck, but I unironically believe that it's up to europe to lead by example again. China is already declining the birth rate ( otherwise the country would collapse by itself ), India should follow suit, the real problem is sub saharan africa because they can't think beyond next week. Middle east will never get their shit together in the foreseeable future so more wars to thin out the herd.

Dunno what that means, but it looks like incel coping.

African birthrates are set to reach replacement rate by 2100. They’ve been declining there since the 1950’s in most places. Racism is dumb.

They would decline faster if white people weren't always trying to fuck Africans over.

>Maleficent and Cinderella are unironically excellent
Fucking What?

Maleficent was a contender for best Disney villain, until the new feminists at Disney took the timeless, kick ass Self proclaimed Mistress of all evil, and turned her into a misunderstood rape victim. The King is a monster, and the prince can't even wake up the Sleeping Beauty anymore. Only a girl power LGBT kiss can wake up the sleeping beauty.

They turned the King into an irredeemable evil monster that slaps cute little old female fairies in mid air. They even allowed Maleficent to be the bigger person by giving him the chance to stop fighting but of course hes an evil bearded man, and kept trying to kill her. She wasn't even allowed to kill him. He died by his own hand duo to not being able to stop being such a toxic angry "typical man".
She wasn't even allowed to turn into the large iconic dragon at the end.

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Look you're dishonest cunt, here's what wikipedia says. It's a real title although westerners attribute it to women who don't deserve it. You need to work on your reading comprehension
>Sultana or sultanah (/sʌlˈtɑːnə/; Arabic: سلطانة sulṭāna) is a female royal title, and the feminine form of the word sultan. This term has been officially used for female monarchs in some Islamic states, and historically it was also used for sultan's consorts. Nevertheless, westerners have also used the title to refer to Muslim women monarchs and sultan's women relatives who do not hold this title officially.

White people a shit, what else is new

There’s also the brain drain issue but that’s common for all developing nations. Those with academic promise will often go elsewhere for education and/or to work which is ultimately not particularly helpful for their country of origin.

>Maleficent was a contender for best Disney villain
She was a one-dimensional evil witch. Can you stop rewriting history in favor of your political views?

This.

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>every character needs to have a deep and interesting backstory
unironically kill yourself, faggot

You literally just added that. Nice try dude.

Okay, why is she better than the evil witch from Snow White?

Why are you talking about you lazy cunt, here's the link
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultana_(title)

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she gets nude in the film the exception so see it all

mid-drift is literally kino though

>Citation needed
>As in there’s literally no evidence of this provided

WHEW

it´s really overdone at this point
nowadays all female characters in big movies are the same typical "strong wyman who needs no men"
having a traditional feminie princess character in search of love honestly would have been really refreshing, unique and considering the current political climate actual brave

I don't watch shit movies, so I haven't seen either of them.

>She was a one-dimensional evil witch
I think you underestimate the power and presence of Eleanor Audley voice.

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You need fear to be brave and courage. What does a rich company who are playing it safe have to fear?

>They also covered up her shoulders, and midriff
I don't have a problem with this though.

>movie has women in it
>women do things other than cooking and cleaning
>waaaaaaaaah muh sjw agenda [[[they}}} need to be stopped reeeeeee

You're right, it's getting really tiresome at this point. I think you /pol/cels should just stick to movies from the past century to avoid the risk of being butthurt.

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You'll never look this good.

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No, they did mention monkeys.

if they had done the opposite of what feminist want they would have been attacked in the media who would have tried everything to turn aladin into a flop
that is something to be feared

>why is she better than the evil witch from Snow White?

Again, Eleanor Audley's voice.

youtube.com/watch?v=CwP9cvmj3Cc

youtube.com/watch?v=CwP9cvmj3Cc

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Mole

Getting caught was part of his plan

Nobody cares about that last paragraph. I told you a female sultan is called sultana and you tried to pretend sultana was a made up word. Now that you know it's a real title you're trying to derail the argument. Stop being a dishonest cunt when you're faced with facts.

>Queens are better monarchs
yeah better at sending men out to die for them
>economist.com/europe/2017/06/01/who-gets-into-more-wars-kings-or-queens

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They created that environment in, the first place and by keeping catering to that audience they're making it harder to step back. But it looks like the movie is flopping anyway

Yeah back in the day kings would fight along their troops they knew what it was to have your life on the line. Now we put women in charge who have no idea of what fearing ofr your life is but also men who dodged the draft and send other men go to war. Yeah I'm think Bush and his entire cabinet, all the chicken hawks were draft dodgers, and now Trump and his bone spurs. Hillary the "commander in chief" who craves for war and destruction. Cowards don't make better leader

>Imagine physically going to a theater and paying real money for a fucking Disney flick (not including driving, eating and drinking expenses)

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I enjoyed Maleficent way more than I thought I would. Elle Fanning was miscast though and what was going on with Sharlto Copley's accent I don't know. Glad Juno Temple is back for the sequel.

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>Nobody cares about that last paragraph. I told you a female sultan is called sultana and you tried to pretend sultana was a made up word. Now that you know it's a real title you're trying to derail the argument. Stop being a dishonest cunt when you're faced with facts.

Female sultans aren’t called sultanas lol

BULLSHIT

>with Sharlto Copley's accent I don't know.

seeff eefrican trying to do a scottish accent

disappointing tits tho

could be a bit fuller but looked perfectly acceptable to me.

Brother, in the article you've linked exists only one reference to a title known as "sultana" and even this immediately followed by an alternative reference saying that that title has never existed.
>In medieval Egypt, Shajar al-Durr, a former slave of Turkic origin, ascended the throne in 1250.[2] Although several sources assert that she took the title of sultana,[3] The Cambridge History of Islam disputes the claim, stating that "a feminine form, sultana, does not exist in Arabic: the title sulṭān appears on Shajar al-Durr's only extant coin."[4]
The only paragraph worth a shit in the entire article. Learn to science, dude.

Bullshit.

>Female sultans aren’t called sultanas lol
I provided you a link you stupid faggot, I bet you think gender is a social construct

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You both too stupid to understand this article. This is referring to a specific case where europeans have wrongfully given a Sultana title to women who never got that title. But the title itself exists and that's what the article says.

sure, but bodices are deceiving. nice bum tho.

although i might know someone who could improve her chest

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Retard: the post.

>But the title itself exists
Okay, give the references then.

lol, even hair is haram

How long until feminist niqabs

Well that's the first paragraph of the article dumbass. If it was a made up word, you'd think it'll be mentioned.
>The term sultana is the feminine form of the word sultan (Arabic: سلطان), an Arabic abstract noun meaning "strength", "authority", "rulership", derived from the verbal noun سلطة sulṭah, meaning "authority" or "power".

How many references do you see in the fragment you've just quoted? Am I arguing with a child? Do you know what "reference" is?

lol what a bunch of babies

You don't need reference. Sultana is the feminine form of Sultan just like queen is the feminime form of King, you don't need reference for that. you're being silly trying to defend this embarrassing movie and the feminists who wrote it

What ? Do you think so muttshriqi princess would be allowed to show her midrif user ?

It's more tiresome that you paid for this movie and by that strengthens their agenda

BULL
SHIT

Maybe he watched the screener for free

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Funny how you mentioned Anne, who was an imcompetent mess, getting manipulated by everyone. Then you mention Victoria, who was a peacetime queen. Then you have Catherine who fucked her way to the top and did fuck all. Maria Theresa atleast brought mandatory schooling to all children in the Austrian Empire, but lost gigantic swaths of lands in wars against Prussia.

Women make for terrible rulers. Even fucking Elizabeth was manipulated by a literal pirate.

>Is there a reason this is inherently bad
YES, because feminists doesn't want equality they want women to rule and men to be supressand they dripping it drop by drop thought the out media

>muslim kingdom
>female leader
good joke, Disney

Nobody's buying it, Bob. Get your marketing team to do better next time.

>movie made for western audience

Based and Zoltanpilled

but you not wanting any ambitious women to appear in media isn't indicative of you wanting women to be suppressed?

>Princess Trainer
B A S E D
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They should promot ambition regradless of gender and with out subliminal messages against men.
example for messages against men: like young Jafar instead of more old one.

>Wtf is the thing with midriff? Every girl dressed like this in the 90s (and still does it) but somehow sjw hate it and it's banned in every media.
Fat women don't look good with them.

All fashion should be unisex potato sacks with self-affirming messages printed on them.

I think they made Jaffar young because he asks her to marry him and they thought it would be inappropriate to show this even though he's a villain. Young Jaffar is the least of the problems in this movie. The main one is Jasmine being a feminist cunt craving for power

You tell dat incel grrrl!

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>fairy tale villain needs to have a complex and elaborate personal background

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>there is a difference between sandniggers and kikes

hahahaha

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you're so close to seeing the whole picture user

you're retarded, even the SJW who control the internet don't agree with you. fucking faggot liberal arts major.

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>ugh this obviously evil character who does evil creepy stuff is so problematic!
women are such fucking children.

kek

This is the sister of the guy who drew Jasmine. Yeah. You just know

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the only good female monarch I know is Isabella of Castille. she created the inquisition and swore to finish the reconquista.

this where zoltan hangs out?

Was anyone actually expecting less from modern Disney?

>unfunny to us because we've seen so much stuff already
No, its because everything funny is now either sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic,islamophobic or pro-Russia

>I, a WOMAN, also want to be a despotic hereditary ruler
now that's woke

WELL ALIBABA HAD THEM 40 GENDERS

>Being colonized by Chinese right now
>Muh huwite pipo in 2019
why are fake liberals do this?

>waaaahhhhtt why are we seeing the countries we live in surpassing by more traditional and extreme patriarchal China?
Tfw you know this fabricated feminism phase in human history is gonna end soon now that China is going to eclipse the west in this century.

My nigga

>t. Chang

>butthurt femcel

Careful posting on Yea Forums, you don't want your social credit to drop.

I thought the whole point of the character in the cartoon was trying to escape from palace life and be more like a normal person? Not try to rule over them

Me on the right

looks like tusli gabbard

>HEAR ME ROAR

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This film has some of the worst casting Disney have done, and that’s saying a lot...

It’s not bitching about women, it’s bitching about shitty characters who happen to be women, and related, retarded, politics.

Ooo I have an idea! All feminists move from the West to Muslim and African countries to spread enlightenment!

And Aladdin Tom Cruise I heard. They should have cast beautiful white people and to hell with the faux outrage.

shame about the body though

>the entire world must bend the knee to my subjective morals
They have a word for this....

Because libtards are racist AF and don’t know about diversity and culture, they just think the world is “PoC” vs Whites.

she looks just like my cousin

Couldn't they have found a more attractive brown to play Jasmine? Holy shit I'd think this was made by a white supremacist to show how ugly browns are if it wasn't also feminist propaganda.

Yea, look at Nehru's daughter, amirite?

Priyanka Chopra is right there and they didn't even think to ask.

Really? This one is almost worse.

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It’s shit and always has been. Don’t have sex, it would only end up in a dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.

Well those intellectual giants known as feminists are trying t get women like Camille Paglia fired for pointing out the bullshit within their cult, which speaks volumes. It’s hilarious a cult member demands evidence of anyone, it’s been screamed at you in all areas of life.

So while we go extinct they all swarm the planet!
>And that’s good thing!

The only good ruler in that list is Catherine. Victoria had no powers at all, Anne was terrible and Maria Theresa was terrible.

You’re 40 years out of date at least, but keep peddling that narrative.

Those films were absolutely garbage. Ugly Cinderella and Aurora too. I agree with your post.

Nice gigachad on the left.

Feel free to fuck off out of all the nations we founded.

She was taken from an ancient European fairytale and done marvellously by Disney, can you stop being such a fucking Buzzfeed tier shit eater? It’s making me hate America, you’re so, so very retarded.

It’s because of the Uggos and talentless plebs who will never make it. They whinged about Disney princesses “forcing” them to have unrealistic expectations, so now all art must slither down to the gutter they wallow in.

so meta as f

>marvellously
So, what's the marvellousness of Maleficent? There was a brilliant version ITT that it's her voice actress. I was content with it, because it perfectly shows how you pleb don't actually care about the writing in a movie. But maybe you can humor me with something else?
You idiots have zero self-awareness, sucking the corporate cock just to be contrarian to those bad evil SJWs.

manlet aladdin

Even without knowing the plot it looks like a dull mess. This whole live action remake trend takes visually striking animated classics and makes them ugly messes. Disney is selling out their classic films and the timelessness of their brand for cheap cashgrabs.

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>CAN'T UNSEE
still good tho

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this shot is so beautiful and should be studied in any art school

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Incredibly wrong. These films are targeted at late 20s millennials who grew up with Aladdin, not kids.
It’s a nostalgia cash in.

We can't have nice things

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There has been a few cases of female islamic rulers in Indonesia though. They're listed in that article too

Also one semi-legendary ruler of Yemen was a wamen

What's interesting about it
There's this bizarre undercurrent in popular media where the idea of a woman wanting to obtain power is seen as an inherently positive and promoted trait, even though it never seems to be for any reason more complex than "power good". There's some lip service towards Jasmine wanting to improve Agrabah but even that is so shallow and baseless that it means practically nothing

That's what happened in the 1992 cartoon movie

In the cartoon, the red outfit is skimpier than the blue outfit.

>women totally have value beyond their sexual appeal!

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>Maleficent and Cinderella are unironically excellent, putting a spin on the originals and providing more depth without shitting on them
At least Malificent had the brains to name it something so it didn't sound like a remake. I still think it was garbage that tried to nerf a classic Disney villain. Just more post-modernist decontruction trash. I think Disney trying to deconstruct their classic films undermines them as much as hollow remakes.

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this

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>Wage gap is real, you just don’t know what it even means.
No, it's not. The term 'wage gap' inherently implies a false concept that doesn't exist.

Yes, and she was the best god damn one dimensional female villain out there. A real classic product, the kind of antagonist they don't make anymore.

Fuck me and my brother would always make that hand sign
>zoomers will never know

>Iago doesn't have a personality, and only repeats what others say like a normal parrot.
God fucking dammit Disney...

You're shitting me

based and boomerpilled

>Daisy Ridley: Shitskin Edition
Nope.

i saw the movie in theaters but had to google the image to know what it was from,, i still dont remember the scene.

>what Director is responsible for this putrid, static camerawork?
>Guy Ritchie

What happened to him?

this reminded me it's an actual d and not a backwards g thing

El fuego and shibbypilled

jasmine was the original animu waifu, dont even try to joke

do boomer parents seriously think watching more disney movies will makes you pro gay nigger tranny jews?
mine thought the same until i stopped going and now they just dont go to any movies, as though its just an attempt to weakly control you

>no giant snake Jafar
the only thing I was gonna look forward too and they said no! Fuck em!

>Men doing cool shit in a Disney movie
Only women are allowed to act cool and badass on screen now

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So how long until Jasmine is attacked, beheaded and thrown over the ramparts in a coup?

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Her dragon will save her

The problem is that men are now only a comedic relief with a strong female character showing how incompetent men are.
While before we had women as sexy sidekick who needed help by the maincharacter but still were inteligent and competent.
Example Supermen and Lois Lane she gets shit done and is a clever reporter only limited by things she didnt witnessed and that supermen is stronger than the villian.
Even if you say they are just there for eyecandy, they were never incompetent or if they were portreat as dumb, the movie was a comedy and the main male character was dumb too like ScoobyDoo for example.

Kill yourselves soi boy retards.

>in large groups morons tend to stand out
it's literally the fucking opposite.

I recall a scene with a white male prince who Jasmine BTFOs. Also the music was shit and just didn't flow with the movie, instead it seems out of place in live-action. They should have removed the music entirely like they did in the live-action Cinderella

manlet detected.

>better monarchs
but awful leaders.

>Anne
>Maria Theresa

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AFTER SHE'S HONOR KILLED FOR SHOWING TOO MUCH ANKLE AND WALKING OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WITHOUT A MALE ESCORT

UPPITY THOT

MAYBE THE MUSLIMS ARENT SO BAD AFTER ALL

She strangely looks like an indian Felicity Jones, it's like Disney has a template for their female leads

>it's like Disney has a template for their female leads
youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8

>Belly dance, also referred to as Arabic dance (Arabic: رقص شرقي, translit. Raqs sharqi, literally: "oriental dancing"), is an Arabic expressive dance

The OG Belly Dancer outfit was (and still is) really covered. But its quite tight.

Here's a modern one youtube.com/watch?v=t0JL06tYsEM

The Bare Midriff Belly-dancer is Victorian Fap-bait by Westerners who have not been in the Middle East and mistake Indian outfits for being the same.

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First you sent them jews and now you want to send them feminsists. What did arabs do to you to get this much hate?

Western fap-bait versions are always superior, fuck accuracy

>The Bare Midriff Belly-dancer is Victorian Fap-bait by Westerners who have not been in the Middle East and mistake Indian outfits for being the same.
and those westerners produced a better version of your women than your entire culture.

>The Bare Midriff Belly-dancer is Victorian Fap-bait by Westerners who have not been in the Middle East and mistake Indian outfits for being the same.
Not seeing the problem.

Except user is whinging about how inaccurate nu-Jasmine is. So was the old one. SHe's dressed in a pajeet outfit.
>your

>She sounds like a more interesting character rather than just fap bait.

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No, wait. Tell me, why giving a character some motivation beyond "I wanna fall in love" is a bad thing?

THERES A MEME WEBM WHERE SHE STARTS HER FORCE RUNNING THEN GETS BLASTED INTO DUST BY A GIANT HIGH CALIBER LASER BEAM LMAO

>implying disingenuous shitposters deserve explanations
Try again in another lifetime, kid.

THE PURPOSE OF FEM*OIDS IS TO BE SEXUAL OBJECTS FOR MEN

NOTHING ELSE, SIMPLE AS

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A good way to end the thread. So, remember, kids: references are bad, explanation and reason are bad, SJW are bad and women are bad. You know what's good? Old corporate shit like Sleeping Beauty because it's so unique and retro now and Hillary's gonna freak.

It’s pretty obvious that this was the scene they let Raimi write

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