Ummm wtf is this shit? Is disney really this desperate?

Fuck you mousecuck
You will never win. This system will fail

Fuck off Mickey, or I'll call Sephiroth to come kick your ass

I've fucked plenty of Jewish women, in fact I target them. Thing they all have in common is they all beg to be smacked around and used like human garbage, and a love for spit painal.

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The exact same retards who want to see what the movie's score is on RT.

>lol incel mad cause nazis can’t brigade anymore?

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Okay, lads, you know the score. We start making fake tickets now

Take a hike, kike. You know you're all shit covered rats

FUCK this shit is going to make scores go up.
Brightburn is currently at 92. The only shitters who will actually verify their shit are basedboys who LOVED the fucking movie.

"Everyone I don't like is Disney"

>Some multi-billion dollar company which almost has a monopoly on media cares what some random virgin cunts online say

eat shit

Sure thing buddy and you have a list and there are more than 200 women on there

welcome based stanya

>absolute obsession with shit
Could you make it any more obvious what you are, you subhuman jew animal? Fuck off subversive parasite, you're just proving everyone in the thread right about your kind. The world would be a better place if your entire extended family was aborted.

awwww look at the mad incel cause people called out his bullshit.
GOOD. Artists deserve to have their works praised

>Artists deserve to have their works praised
only if it's actually worth being praised

40 verified moviegoers are from Australia where it's Friday afternoon already (or Britbongs did midnight screenings)? Or, is it just rigged?

>talks about obession
>is totally obsessed with "muh jewish conspiracy"

W E W L A D

>Some multi-billion dollar company which almost has a monopoly on media cares what some random virgin cunts online say

this but unironically. If you disagree you might actually be naive or underage.

>awwww look at the mad incel

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Thursday premiers. I saw it at 6 today. It was pretty good. I wrote one of the reviews

It'll drop below 80%

>no u
>reddit spacing
so this is the power of high social iq and pilpul

they run hollwood, isnt a secret, you naive kid

I watched it on putlockers today and based on what I saw there was literally no reason for it to exist

Almost everything was done better in the cartoon

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Doesn't make it bad. The story is still good

lets do 10 more remakes about aladdin in the next 10 years, The story is still good lol

The story is only good on its merit of being a complete rehash of the original.

That’s really the only reason any of these remakes work.

Everything this movie did the cartoon did better, there’s not a single reason to watch it more than once

>songs are shit
>no snake jaffar

There is literally nothing wrong with disney re-releasing all their movies in live action. They are good and it's interesting to see new actors takes on the charatcers

lol, nice bait.

You're a fucking pussy if you unironically think like this, though.

Yeah, rotten tomatos deleted all of the user reviews today or yesterday. Now you have to like pay to get a review in there.

There has to be something worthwhile.

Out of the entire almost two hour runtime I laughed once at Will Smith.

It was a waste of my time when Robin Williams was just better on all fronts

its redundant, lazy and aimed to the lowest common denominator

I am okay with this. We can put to bed once and for all the """le epic russia hackers and nazi brigading""" argument when a movie has a shitty score.

Cartoons work with stories of grand folk fantasy, because they're on a similar plane as puppet or shadow plays. From start to finish you know it's a tall tale. These kind of stories aren't meant to be translated into a realistic presentation, it's tacky and extremely gay.

Disney could be focusing the millions of dollars in revenue that it takes to make these shitty reboots to new movies and IPs

Nah, it's obvious this is going to drive scores up. You'll be able to separate em like Critic vs Top Critic, but I still believe sincerely that verified reviewers are much more likely to have had a positive reaction if they are going through the trouble of verifying that they saw the movie.

>buy ticket
>throw it out and sneak into a different movie
>leave a bad review online
Pffft nothing personal, Disney kikes!

I can't believe once upon a time I actually thought it wouldn't be possible for the internet to become this corporatized. Amazing.

Another website ruined like IMDb lol. Oh well.

Disney movies won't get a bad score because they can be verified reviews.

The problem is, and it's pretty well understood, that after Walt died Disney has kind of had no fucking idea what to actually do. So they play it safe and do reboots or sequels to things that Walt started. If you look at the timeline of Disney releases, 90% of all the original content came from Walt. Even the amusement parks were his idea and personal projects.
Honestly, I'm surprised they've made it this far.

Rise of skywalker going to be in the 90s

I knew it was going to be bad when I saw that Trailer. Even the critics are trashing it, way to go disney.

this is the future you wanted, americans
i know chinese are far worse, but anyways

The only people who will go through the process of doing this are the ones inclined to give the movie a positive score
RT is Disney's little bottom bitch

Stay mad. You can still spam negative reviews all you want, it just won't change the REAL score of people who actually saw the movie. Cuc k

I have a hard time believing the box office prediction of an $80 million opening desu.

What happens when the movie is available for DL/BlueRay/Streaming? Those viewers won't have a say?

It's just a new section. Anyone can still leave a score on the movie. This system is for those movies like Captain Marvel and The Last Jedi that were very clearly brigaded and reviewbombed by trolls. It will let users see scores from people we know saw the movie and is therefore more accurate

hahahaha

I saw the movie and it's hilariously bad. Yes, Disney has a lot of money to lose so they're trying everything at this point.

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>This system is trash, who the fuck wants to ""verify"" they bought a ticket?
Shills. The system administrators for RT know what reviews are real and which ones are fake. They know what percentage of users are leaving unique reviews. There's no need to "verify" ticket purchases. The only people who are going to hold on the the ticket or jump through that extra hoop are the movie equivalent of Yelp reviews: IE trash/shills. RT just wants to control the discourse. The entire system exists because Disney was getting hosed. I'd go as far to say that it is exclusively because of The Last Jedi backlash.

>He he. Time to give the new Star Wars a bad score to totally own the feminists.
>WHAT?? NOOOOOOO

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Have sex you dumb cracker

Rent free.
Hi eric butts
Enjoy your shitty movies

That 80mil is for the entire memorial day weekend. It's a padded total

cope

Tim Burton could pull it off. You know it's true.

>after he ruined Dumbo
no thanks

fuck I didn't know that was his work. i take it back

There’s nothing wrong with Disney. We aren’t doing anything wrong

Holy shit! have sex, incel

This system already has flaws. I bet someone is going to buy tickets and get refunds but still make a review verified. People are going to find ways to exploit this pretty fast and it might backfire in their face.

I will buy a ticket just to give a movie a bad score unironically

I suspect the shills will still manage the same number of reviews they were giving before. This is clearly a bought system now. RT was shit, but now all semblance of legitimacy is now gone. We saw it coming.

>Thing they all have in common is they all beg to be smacked around and used like human garbage, and a love for spit painal
Tbh, I dated this Jewish girl a couple of years back and holy shit was she mad?! All things aside, she was completely obsessed with painal. Like I'm sure I had anal with her 95% like of the time. Zero lube can really ruin it but fuck me if her crying during it didn't get me through (don't judge). From burning hot wax on her back to this rapey shit, she was legit crazy and I was crazier for continuing this for 3 damn years! I dodged a whole nuke in case she ever got mad enough and used any of this stuff against me

I did this several times with captain marvel. I'd buy a ticket for it, but then sneak into another theater and watch Alita instead.

have you considered having sex?

>incel SEETHING that a movie they have no interest in has a good score
what is wrong with your brains

>you prove my point by disagreeing with me
why do incel nazis love saying this so much lol
do you not realize it just makes you look like a crazed brainlet?
kys schizo

To be honest I kinda hate America, but I'll take them over Ping any day of the week.

>dont like this movie youre a nazi
This is what a true incel looks like

This right here is whats left of an incel who comes to this site and purposely gets into arguments and loses time and time again despite making bait threads over and over. He is broken, there is nothing left but to keep going thinking “hey maybe this time ill anger my enemies” but little does he know. No one is bothered he sits in his room ALL day broken and angry wasting away his life getting into arguments cause his mind is already broken

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>bought tickets

So how about the people who wait to buy a movie on DVD? And how do you even verify that?! LMAO Fuck Disney and RT

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This guys obsessed. What a pathetic incel

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Who is this semen demon?

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Who hurt you?

Doing it wrong, just go pay for another movie, then as people are walking out of allahdin just ask for one of their tickets.
Besides nowadays the ticket stubs are on shittier paper than receipts from in n out.

I'll believe that for captain marvel, but the last jedi received legitmate enough criticism tp justify the amount of negative reviews

absolutely assblasted
pathetic

Doesn't Disney usually bribe critics? What's with the low score?

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