Cast it

Is this the first daddy fetish?

it's almost like it was made up by a bunch of illiterate savages

But God chose to let it happen and be recorded in his book.

Lot- Daniel Craig
Blonde-Jennifer Lawrence
Brunette-Eva Green
Lots Wife-Angelina Jolie
Sneed-John Goodmann

Remember frens, old testament God is not the same as new testament God. Both are different entities.

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It literally does not
That doesn't mean it's a good thing

>muh free will
based Marcion

and both are dead

>book
>by illiterate savages

>BOOK
>ILLITERATE

ok.

what're their differences ?

epic

There is no reason to think either exists and that it's anything more than a fictional character (and his Coldsteel fanfiction version from the Christians)

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this just reminds me of how religion was probably the only accepted way to tell edgy/taboo stories, so people just made up stuff for kicks and eventually a large enough collection gets called a religion

"have sex"

imagine being religious in 2019

The stories in the Hebrew Bible were originally passed on orally, brainlet.

Jesus literally contradicts you tho

it's okay if they're your own

The maobites and ammonites were enemies and rivals of the ancient hebrews.
This story of Lot and his daughters was just a diss on those tribes, basically claiming they were created through incest

Incest is wincest

*Paul
We don't know what Jesus actually said or preached.

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They're the same God. Old Testament God is like a kid who's super into heavy metal, and writes edgy shit in his notebook. New Testament God is like some old hippie who listens to John Denver all day and gets high.

Old Testament God is actually Satan.

they are legends around the area before people compile them into the book

What the fuck was gods problem?

>orally
oh is that why rabbis suck off new born boys?

The difference is the older material is weirder and I don't want to believe in that version of God so I just believe in my own version of God and justify it in whatever way I have to.

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Recycling is the key to a brighter future.

>orally
hahahahahahah

To be fair, the tradition was probably shared orally before it was ever put in writing.

that's not the only thing that was shared orally

>no true Scotsman

No New Testament god is actually Satan.

Jesus is the Anti-Christ.

You're fucking retarded and your only education is from shitposts you half comprehend.

"and he preceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose"
So it was rape?

f95zone.to/threads/mom-and-son-incest-jav-english-subtitles-chinese-korean-too-new-upload-rctd-065-subbed-video.27018/page-2#post-1942704

mom son incest is better

>orally
ummmm phrasing much?

Didn't God get mad a the girls for tricking the dad? As if getting drunk will suddenly make you want to fuck your daughters.

this desu.

whew, good thing it's all made up

>Adam only has two sons
>they still have families

And wot

>Jesus is the Anti-Christ.
Then why do the Jews hate him?

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Source?

Also wasn't jesus descended from moabs ammonites?

he was too redpilled

God sent bears after kids who made fun of noah for being bald.

>t. synagogue of satan kike

>literally not

Yes user he raped them

pretty based desu. I hope I can become a rabbi even though I’m not Jewish.

Desu, I like to think god just created more people to avoid excessive amounts of incest

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The Bible was a compromise between priests of a Canaanite sect (which is where El, the god comes from) and the wealthy landowners, in order to gain more autonomy from the Achaemenid empire.

It's literally all made up.

Just become a priest, retard. Way more Catholic boys than kike boys.

>not going the mommykino route

Rookie move yahweh

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The Old Testament seems like the thoughts and fantasies of an autistic man

Incest is hot

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Do you mean the Torah?

No one can prove any one religion is correct, therefore all must be equally correct. So my own interpretation is objectively correct.

There is an afterlife and functions according to the individual consciousness that is observing it but you may also choose to be reborn at any time you choose into anything you choose. Everyone goes to this afterlife regardless of level of good or evil. If god/some entity has or there exists some literal unlimited power, why would it not apply to everyone the same? What actual reason is there to punish a human for something they did in the afterlife?

>god just created more people
That's fanfiction (you retard)

Incest is hot.

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He didn’t realise how insufferable we would be before he made us.

me

zhezhe

kmau

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>No one can prove any one religion is correct, therefore all must be equally correct.

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s-sauce ? I've seen her IG once but I've forgotten it ever since.

That’s why I said “I like tothink”

>the earliest jewish canon involves inbreeding
lol

Yh my bad

How the fuck was the bible wrote in 400 bc when Jesus wasn't even born until around 2-5 AD?

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Typical historically illiterate Vargnigger

Incest is hot

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Saxon Sharbino with little brother Sawyer Sharbino, related to Brighton Sharbino known for her role as the crazy little girl on Walking Dead.

>Believing in paulism

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dost_test#Criteria

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thanks user